Funny Moments at School

[wildcat_gal_101]

Our French teahcer pretty much had a spazz-breakdown on Matt.

She was like "Oh! I don't feel like doing my work, so I'll do it later! If you ever get a job, your boss would fire you for that! Oh, are you a kindergarden kid who needs help to sharpen his pencil? -rushes over to back of the room and sharpens Matt's pencil-" We also had over half the class get kicked out of French. xD

 

[Penguins.]

I kept spinning this shiny-heart-pink-sparkly-glittery wand thing Nicole gave me for my birthday during both bus rides. And we kept staring at it awkwardly.

Sara forgot it was my birthday, remembered and shrieked "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" while grabbing my arm in the middle of the hallway.

Haley and I attempted writing with our left hands in math because apparently it reduces the risk of Alzheimer's. xD And then she wrote "IT'S DIVA'S BIRTHDAY!" all over the whiteboard and I was like "omfg...."

At lunch, Erin baked me chocolate chip cookies that were tastee. And Zoe did the drug test with the drunk goggles because it was at our school today and she gave me her anti-alcohol Happy Bunny sticker! And on the way out, Erin almost threw her shoes away and the two of us were laughing nonstop.

Colby gave me a chocolate cupcake and Angela chased me halfway to my locker to try to steal it.

AAAAAND. That's it.

 

[Firelord Izzi]

There were lots of perverted insults and jokes in gym when we played kickball that lead to the perverted football player getting kicked in the balls by a prissy little girl.

I got lectured because I didn't know what that big metal square thing that football players kick the balls into.

There was a fire drill when my friend Megan and I were changing into our regular clothes from gym. She had to get her pants on before she left the locker room, I had to put my shirt back on, and we both had to go out with no shoes. And two guys came running out of the locker room with their pants around their ankles.

:'D

 

[TDF]

In homeroom, my friend pulled this strings in his pants all the way to his mouth, bit them, pulled his pants all the way up to his chest, jumped onto a desk and then started belly dancing. xD It was funny because our teacher was talking to another teacher. Our teacher had her back to the wall so she couldn't see what was going on. The other teacher talking to her could see inside the room and she's like, "Um, what are your students doing?" Then we would stop and pretend that we were just talking, and then she would turn back around and then he would start belly dancing again. That went on for at least 5-8 times before she caught us.

It was fun while it lasted though. Haha...

 

[Locky458]

This is a reference so a lot of people might not understand it.

This girl yells, Kamree you want the rest of my juice?

 

[Tamakiddy!!]

Oh..oh god XD I get that refrence.

Today, I picked a bunch of Dandilions, and held them to Taylor. Then she took them, threw them at Leanne, and screamed "FRIENDSHIP, I SHOW IT TO YOU!"

 

[Band Geek]

Band Fest:

Stalker sat next to me. (When we were warming up. 8D)

This girl (From another school) cheered me on, saying "GO TROMBONES!" when I had Big Baby in my hands. .________.

Concert:

I had to use a school's flute. Dx

Stalker said See ya to me. x3

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

FRIDAY:

I had a scissor fight with a mosquito in the kindy room.

I was cutting out some dollies from paper, and a mosquito comes up and tries to suck me.

I got the scissors and tried to snip it.

That didn't work.

It came up against my eye, and I screamed and ducked under the desk.

I hit my ribs on the way XDD

 

[B F F L.x]

^Poor Maria!

Yesterday, Tiffany and I accidentally got our shoes wet.

We were drinking our cokes and some kid came up and shoved us into a wall

and we dropped our cokes and got our shoes wet and sticky, later on!

James got a detention for singing "I'm On A Boat"

Fernando was rocking on his chair in maths and he leaned back too much and fell.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

Today we went to Christchurch Boys High to watch the rugby. Grace jumped on my back and I screamed and she's like "Shut up. There are people around, hot male people" The we saw Judge, a guy who she'd rather never see again and he recognized me, only after I walked into the tree and fell over and had to help me up.

 

[~Hello Kitty~]

I only have 4 days of school left so I thought I would make a fool of myself this week. Lets see... me and Luis had a cookie fight.

Me and Mikala threw cookies at nerds.

I abused Jonathan with a penny and a notebook and gave him bruises.

I slapped Omar for flashing me.

I recorded this annoying FAT chick laughing and weezing. It's really wrong...

 

[KuChIpATcHi LOLZ]

FRIDAY:

one of my friends, johan, slept a lot because our teacher gave us a break, when she was not on the class (about 20 minutes) we poked johan and he didnt felt anything, i even did the "prostate exam"(without talking obviously) joke on him but he didnt woke up, my friend diego farted right on his face and he didnt woke up, i was like O_O but we poked him a lot and he woke up 3 mins before our teacher came xD poor dude, he got PRO EXAMd, poked and farted and he DIDNT EVEN NOTICED! LOLOLOLOL

the fart was the most funny thing xD sweet, sweet revenge

pd. we are only 3 (now 4 with a new gal) and no "i will tell the teachar" over there, we were 3 males (that means crude humor)

EDIT: the marvelous TYPO!!!

 

[Mazeay]

We got put into groups to do this skit thing, and in ours this kid is supposed to lip sync an awesome rock song with really awesome vocals, (while we play it on my iPod + speakers) but when we presented it we felt sneaky and decided to put on this 'Guru Pitka Chant' song from the Love Guru. And he started singing it when he realized how dumb it was.. it was priceless. :]

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Opera House excursion =]

We went in all the halls. Opera, concert and playhouse.

We had to have these headphone thingies, and the tourguide had this microphone which we could all hear from through our headphones.

I went up close to the mic and said 'Short Stack for the win!'.

Everyone goes -huh what?-

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

In the morning, Jen and myself decided to get specimens of people's HEAD hair from our class, and put them in a crayon sharpener that we stole. We will continue to do that every day of the rest of the year.

Then at recess, we were kicking a bottle around and fighting for lollies. That's actually not that funny, but whatever. It was weird.

Middle part of the day wasn't funny. Just computering and I don't remember the other thing, lololol. Maybe like maths or something.

At lunch, Jen and myself got attacked by giant bull ants, and I caught it all on my phone. When I get a phone adapter chord, Ima upload it to YouTube or somethin.

In art we didn't do much. Just drew random 3D shapes and they had to have some sort of light facing one side, so the other side had shadow. That's how Jen and me discovered: Awesome Bankrobbers Stealing Cash.

Then we had gym. Gym was the best. We had free time. I thought of the idea of using the 2 giant exercise balls as tummys. So then Jen, Akuch, Xanthia, Tamika and myself took shots at sumo wrestling with the giant balls (ew, lol). And after that Akuch raped the carpet mat.

 

[Starfire.]

I'm AT school right now. Using the school's compy. It's the last period already 8D

I forgot my water bottle at the cafeteria XD

And my friend fell down the stairs today ): It was really slippery and some people slipped. But this one was a bit major. She's at the nurse though.

My teacher said I'm stupid for forgetting about homework xD I didn't have homework, but I forgot that I didn't have homework and I thought I had homework! Wtf.

Emmy, my best friend, Tore her baggy by accident. It was so heavy, while she was walking down the stairs her bag just tore open and everything fell out.

And I had noodles today 8D How cool is that?

My sister hit my head too. 5 times.

I had a small English test.

And the teacher wasted his time explaining the rules and regulations. Cause once he was finished, everyone broke the rules XD I just did what I was supposed to do... PLAY!

And that's all... I think.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

I sang a song on the bus.

Me:

Michello, Jello,

The second best

rapist ever.

She's better than most of the rest.

But Bradie's the undispuuuted champ!

Emily:

HEY! WTF? YOU TRAMP?!

 

[animelover22]

Mr.Eskut WILL talk to you on facebook! Zomg he's meh teacher!

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

I was chattering on about Budgewoi, Budgewoi, Budgewoi.

The Carrie goes 'Fudge boy?'

 

[Starfire.]

Today was unlimited fun.

THE SCHOOL FINALLY MADE CLUBS. -Spazz-

I'm in the Art Club with Emmy and Brite.

My sister's friend slipped and she can't walk now O:

I got 30/30 in the English test! [Obviously... XD]

Brite lied to the teacher O:

Emmy and I danced in the school garden! But we... came to class late ):

My sister used the lift in the school O: No fair! [she has heart problems though.]

I was scolded by the teacher for forgetting what color this label was. A label for something. I don't wanna explain xD

I has noodles for lunchy again. Everyone did xD

And I still didn't get any homework today! Yay!

I also had an interesting conversation about this weird teacher in our school.

Good day dearies. Good day.