Funny Moments at School

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[SIZE=14pt]Well today we had to try out for chorus. And Ms. Tengood said "4th row please come up." The two girls said (The last name of the girls)Carrie (Me and Redtama's BFFL) Thora (Me) Skadi (Redtama) Emily, Molly, Leanne. [some othere girls i forgot their names...] We all came up. And this boy named Marcus said "WOOT! I SEE SOME PRETTY GIRLS UP THERE!" George and Michael did the same thing XD [/SIZE]

 

[Notes.]

Was the last part really funny? I just think it's gross and mean.
Sorry for the bad comment...

No, actually. We pick on eachother all the time.

It was slobbery Life Saver throwing, violence, and being mean in good spirit. 8D

 

[Pink Craze]

In theater, we read the script for the play (the school wide one O and I was the ghost. It's a Hamlet spoof. And my first line was "OHHHHHHH!" and everybody started laughing. And my second line was "I said 'OHHHHHHH!'" so we all laughed again. Except me.

In study hall, the guys made paper planes again and flew them all around. Last Friday, we flew some out the window. =D

In math, Alec and I were fighting about who was smarter. We made the same grade on the quiz, but I had a higher average, so I was like "I'm smarter!" but he was like "We tied!"

And we kept asking Haley and Drew who sit in front of us for help on deciding. I won. But ever math period is like that with Alec. The two of us are constantly fighting.

 

[Skyway Avenue]

This wasn't in school technically but....

after school I was in this theatre thing (i forgot what it was called, this was today) and the teacher was talking to a couple of kids at a time about practicing the lines, so everybody else was goofing off. I was next to my friend Faith and in british accents we were all...

Me: Hello!

Faith: Hello!

Me:....Hello...

Faith: Hello....

Me: *super loud* WE ARE HAVING A BRITISH CONVERSATION!!!

Hannah: *comes over* Hola

Me: *screaming* WE ARE NOT MEXICAN! WE ARE BRITISH SO STOP BEING MEXICAN!!!!

Me and Hannah: *keep doing that over and over*

Me: *starts chasing her*

LOL that was so fun

 

[redtama]

LA:

I found this maganize. Good Housekeeping..I gave it to amanda, she flips to the first page, Says "Martha Stewart? I hate her." Me:Ew. Did she get arrested for something?

It was funny because we were making collages. xD

Jesse asked me If I like JB's. I said no. He said he doesn't understand why girls think their cute.. xD

Hallway:

Oddest thing ever. G-man and Huggies(You gotta know her to think its funny) were looking out of a window together. o.o I knew Huggies had a crush on G-man. =O

I SAW MY NERD!!!! So adorable. <3 He even said thanks to me for holding the door for him.(No, I didn't know he was coming)

Mr.H's music room:

I was in there again.

I told Mr.H that I get like a rash or somethin on my lower lip. He said it was normal. Phew.

Then Ms.T comes in says "HI SKADI!!!" Me: Hi Ms.Tengood!!! xD ( I think Mrs.Doberwanksy will be jealous. D= )

Gym:

Jay made a big deal just b/c I forgot my socks. >___>

Steve asked me If I had socks on..Oddly,it wasn't very apparent. lol (Steve is very cute. <3)

Nick was apologizing b/c he hit me with a ball. We were playing a game like Prison ball. ;D

Nick:S-skadi I'-'m sorry! Me:Nick, thats the objective. Its fine. :]

Katie(A new girl) said she liked my shirt. A plain teal shirt, with a vest over. I would be all "ITS A VEST! > : O" I just said thanks. She probably mistook it for one of those t's with the vest attached to em.

Lunch:

Amanda had an orthodontist appointment so she came around Lunch time. Me:OMG!!! ITS AMANDA! =O I was acting like she was a celebrity.

I said Hi to Mrs.Doberwanksy(So she doesn't think I love Ms.T more than her. Fair share of me, no?). She said Hi in a stern voice.

Free Period(5th until Thursday)

We were playing 7up.. Jay:It smells like somebody farted. Timmy:I wonder who it could be... Rayshawn:Yeah... I wonder who. {This was targeted towards Jay. xD}

we were all sharing our middle names for no apparent reason. O___o

Rayshawn says he gets his hair cut at a place where one of the Eagles football players get his hair done. Kinda cool

Rayshawn said he couldn't breath during 7UP. xD

It was thundering and raining. And the sixth and fifth graders were out. We have the windows open. THEY WERE YELLING. Alex:They sound like a dinosaur is chasing after them... Thunder:*Booms* 6ths5ths:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! xDDDDDDDDDDD

Jay couldn't participate in 7UP b/c he like... Did something to Anthony to make him bleed. =]

Math:

Oh. Let the Christian Siriano-ness through. I was writing tons of quotes from him on my Math WB and TB. ;___; Even "I'm Kinda Fierce..." and "Asians are Fierce." with a CS at the end, incase if anyone knew who Christian was(Not in person. xD)..

Amanda drew a Squidy family on my WB. :'3

Amanda said "If I had a duck I would name it..." I said "If I had a duck, I would name it fierce." I SHOULD HAVE SAID FEROSH. D=

I was saying "Fierce!". ;_;

We were doing place value. We had to write it down in our Notebooks. Instead of Value, I wrote Valve. xD Like Trumpet Valve. xDDDD

I also told Amanda "I'm kind of Fierce..." xD

Hallway #2:

I thought Amanda said "Lets go to this retarded classroom" when it was actually "Lets go to this un-charted classroom." xDDDD Me: Retarded classroom? Lawl'd.

Amanda dropped her pencil case. MeENALTY? DEATH. xDD She killed her poor pencil case . D=

Science:

Steve went to go use the hand sanitizer, then he made this... Odd face at me. Nothing like he was mad...He had this eyebrows up. Me:Aww.. WTF?

Our motto isn't "We hold your water so you don't have to" anymore. T_______T I really kinda liked that one. Even though it the human body. Still. <///3

now its something I can't remember. ;____;

SS:

I said Hi to Mr.S... Mr.S: *In class* Hi skadi!!!!! (Alot frighting than Ms.T's.) O__o

Amanda till loves her Merryland. *Sigh*

I probably had the most stupidest answer, Mr.S: Its a verb, starts with M. Me:Move? Mr.S:No.

I was trying to look at Steve but Jay is in the way so is this idiot who is like...An idiot and who always stares whenever I look at Steve. D< Rawr. I lurve my Steve(AND MY NERD! And not to forget, Mrs.D and Ms.T, and Drew and Everett. *Sighs* So many people, so little time. ;_; )

Mr.Scaturo was talking about why people from other countries move to the US. Mr.S:"FREEDOM!!! *Jumps* FREEDOM! No, not freedom. Because of the food, the houses and the good we have. In England *This would be 1760's* the English had to wear dirty clothes, they move here and they can wear fresh clothes. "

Thora's SS:

They were discussing the fire drill so this one boy Jacob was being a pimple.

Jacob: What if you take a dump on the floor, and then the police w/ their dogs come in and the dog eats the poop? XDDDDD Ms.T sent hi out of her classroom. xD

 

[TDF]

We were in Science class, and a light exploded and sparks went everywhere. It was pretty cool.

 

[Pink Craze]

In theater, we held mock auditions, and there was this one scene with five people, and two people reading. Soo...I had to play three characters. And I was like "Blahblahblah. Line." Then I would step to the side, say the next line, step aside again, say my line, and go back to my original spot. It was terribly confusing. D:

In PE Foundations, we had a dress-out day (basically meaning you wear your PE clothes and do PE things). So, while the guys were doing muscle endurance in the weight room, the girls (there's like...5 of us) got to play basketball. So...I found this purple basketball and Lena kept trying to steal it for me. When she got it, she threw it and it landed in one of those rolled up mats. We had to tilt the mat down and get the basket ball. It was awesome.

There were more paper planes in study hall...

In science, we were discussing proteins. Our teacher would go "Your muscles are built out of..." And random-redhead-who's-name-I-don't-know would go "PROTEINS!" And the teacher would go "Your skin is made out of..." "PROTEINS!" "Your -insert random body part here- is made out of..." "PROTEINS!" We were all laughing so hard. That has got to be the only funny biology moment. D:

Math was..predictable...

 

[x.Nobody.x]

My crazy Spanish teacher makes train noises when she moves xD

 

[xXMrs.Joe JonasXx]

Well...My Math Teacher is awesome and funny so on the first day of school towards the end he was talking to us and heres how it was...

Math Teacher:So the first day wasn't so bad, you thought you were gonna get stuffed in a lokcer, didn't you?

A girl: Yeah, but there to small.

Math Teacher: Oh really?

A girl: Yeah.

Math: I can make you fit.

Class: -laughs-

Girl: -terrified-

 

[redtama]

Well...My Math Teacher is awesome and funny so on the first day of school towards the end he was talking to us and heres how it was...
Math Teacher:So the first day wasn't so bad, you thought you were gonna get stuffed in a lokcer, didn't you?

A girl: Yeah, but there to small.

Math Teacher: Oh really?

A girl: Yeah.

Math: I can make you fit.

Class: -laughs-

Girl: -terrified-

;D

HR:

Worst moment in HR. Me.And.Amanda...AREN'T IN ROB TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!! D: ;____; (ROB is a sports center in Robbinsville,NJ.)

LA:

We were assigned to make a writing about someboyd we like to do things with. Amanda chose me, I chose her. :'] I wrote about the Redbird Rally and when my grandma went balistic when she backed up into Amanda's mailbox...Good times. I wish I could re-live the RR. Maye this year again. :3

Lunch:

I was impersonating my grandma, saying "OMG! Bob I AM SO SORRY! I'll pay for your mailbox!!!" Bob(Aka, Amanda's dad) : No, its okay Marion. Its plastic. Amanda was laughing.

I found this gross, smossed Nutri-grain bar in my luch bag. It was black berry. Amanda had a Strawberry one. Me:Aww. Their BF and GF... Amanda:EWWWWWW!!! Blackberry?! I kept poking her with it. She finally got mad and threw it out. So brave. ;_;

I SAW MY EFFIN NERD!!! WOOT!

Chorus:

we need tp sing Amazing Grace. My eyes were all itchy due to the dust and it looked like I was about to cry. xD

Hallway:

I was singing Everybody clap your hands. D;

Math:

I was late for class, had to go BACK to Mr.H's music room to look for Ms.T, looked in the auditorium, and didn't see her. ;_;

Mr.H had to write me a pass. :furawatchi: (So darn lucky) Which I kept. :]

Sci:

Mitch observed that the other water towers were 3rd class. xD

Hallway #2:

I noticed Peter was in Jazz band, I got the courage to ask him about Jazz.

Me: Hey Peter. If you don't mind me asking, were you in Jazz Band?

Peter:Yes.

Me:What instrument did you play?

Peter:There was no Jazz Piano players, so I joined.

Me:You play Piano too? *Should get bricked ;___; *

Peter:Yes. Do you think of doing Jazz?

Me:Yes.

Peter:Flute?

Me:Yes. I switched instruments over the summer.

Peter:Cool.

Me:Sooo. Still playing your clarinet?

Peter:Yes.

Me:Oh cool. ;]

Thora would've been all "OMFG YOU TALKED PETER! *Shoots*"

Thora's crush, Brady, wasn't here today so she was going crazy... All day specially in the halls. D=

SS:

Me and Peter walked in together. <3

Mr.S scared me again.

I was looking at Peter.

Peter randomly said "I like cookies." In this funny voice. xD

After school but about school:

I found out my Nerd does wrestling. :furawatchi: Thora:He's so small, how can he wrestle? He probably gets beaten up. xD

I saw my nerd w/o glasses. Very sexy. :Q

Thora saw Brady dancing in one of the pictures in the yearbook. ;D

 

[Ruby_Red_Robin]

Funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my life!!!

Today in music, my friend Cat kept poking me with her pen, finally I said, "WHAT?" and she pointed to my binder and there was a bug on it. I screamed and threw my binder to the floor and started laughing nervously. "It's ok Ruby, it's only music." Mr. B. said. I picked up my binder and put it on my lap. Suddenly I began laughing histerically. After about 30 seconds of me, Mr. B. went over to the cabinet and said, "Ok Ruby. I think you need some Calmdown Juice." He opened the cabinet and took out and imaginary carton, "Now you need a cup." By then tears were streaming down my face (because I was laughing so hard) and Cat was nearly falling out of her chair with laughter. He poured the "Calmdown Juice" into the imaginary cup, put the carton in the cabinet and closed it. He bent down in front of me and said, "You look a little spastic, I'm going to put on a sippy lid." He went over to the piano and picked up an imaginary sippy lid and screwed it on. "Go on, take it," I held out my hand and took it (still laughing and crying). I eventually caught my breath and wiped my tears.

Later (next period), in math, I spced out and thought about music. I burst into laughter and was sent to the bathroom.

 

[redtama]

Beginning of school:

I hit my nerd with my trombone case. He said "Oh. Sorry.." ;___; I wanted to say sorry when I could.

LA;

I told Mrs.Hallanhan about Amanda's stupid walk. xD

G-man asked me how I was. I said Good, asked him how he was, I he said good. Me:I'm happy that your happy. G-man:I'm happy that your happy that i'm happy.

Health:

I . Was. Scared.

;___; We were learning about teenage hygiene. I thought it would be err... stuff.(coughpadsandtamponscough)

Steve sits next to me.

Mr.G made a false announcement. Steve recited it to me.

Lunch: Thora and Colby and Regan had ROB. So it was just me, Amanda,Briana and Lexi.

I gave Amanda another Blackberry nurti-grain bar. xD She gave it to her mom.

When the bell rang during lunch, I yelled "WOOOOOT! 5TH PERIOD!" xDDD

Hallway:

We when were lining up for band, Steve saw me, and tried to high five me in the face, xDD

Band:

Me and Peter were first.

Ryan(Horn) asked me where my flute was, I told him I don't play it anymore. He said "Big instrument.."

My trombone has its own "House". It has it's own locker. :3

I totally failed on Bb Scale! D: Its a new Bb scale, so it was hard.

Even...Worse. I sit next to Scott. D= I'm just glad I don't need to share a stand with him. :]

Marcus and Georgia were being annoying. ;__; Georgia also called Marcus a "Blah - Blah".Thats what Mr.H calls people who forget stuff. xD

We got Band Manager and Section leader forms. Brian:Scott. You should be section leader! Scott:Uh. NO. xD

I got a miniature stand. I feel so happy. Joyous of days, its just my size.

Peter played Hips don't lie on Clarinet. AlexETER!!! You naughty boy... *Sings hips don't lie* Scott:Shut up. xDDD

Scott,Brian and Ryan shoved their trombones into one small trombone locker(3 trombones in a two small student lockers...For example.). xDDDDD I have my own. So ha. Me; (Their stupider than I thought.. >___> ) Scott's King was on the bottom of Ryan's Yamaha/Conn, And Brian's Yamaha was on top of Ryan's Yamaha. xD My Conn was in it's own locker. No, I won't share! > : O

Georgia has his own locker too.

Billy is scared of Saxophone cleaners. xD

We have six percussionist. How many more do we need? D=

Hallway #2:

We were released early. Mr.Hanna:Your teachers complain when I release you to early or too late. Gee. D=

SS:

I was looking at Peter.

Auditorium:

I had to get my trombone, I noticed Scott's,Brian's and Ryan's trombones got moved, into tiny slots. xDDD

I had to check to see if my MP was still in.Opened the wrongs side and my bell came out. D= Had to put in back in the case, and my mp was still in. I thought some sixie took my mouthpiece and trombone.

[Ps, I am trying to be section leader. Wish me good luck..Even though its on a piece of paper. ;D)

 

[Surfer_girl]

At Humanities, my Teacher was teaching us Medieval hygiene, and she pointed at my friend and said, "Alright Beck! Let's get DOWN AND DIRTY!" And EVERYONE in my class laughed there heads off. I almost cried and she was as red as a tomato.

The teacher was joking though. (I really hope she was)

~SG~

 

[redtama]

At Humanities, my Teacher was teaching us Medieval hygiene, and she pointed at my friend and said, "Alright Beck! Let's get DOWN AND DIRTY!" And EVERYONE in my class laughed there heads off. I almost cried and she was as red as a tomato.
The teacher was joking though. (I really hope she was)

~SG~

xDD

Whats Medieval hygiene? xD Is it in Social Studies?

 

[redtama]

HR:

Almost all of the boys got Origami club as their club.

LA:

I told Amanda to be herself. Because nobody is like her gonna be her. I told her that even if she danced in the hallways she just being herself. So she started dancing! xD

Spanish:

We were watching this video. And guess who was there. SCOTT. D=

I was looking at him @w@ Dun know why. ;___;

Lunch:

Everybody else was outside eating(Except my nerd's table. :3), It was just me,Regan,Lexi and Colby. I kept asking Lexi if I could have a piece of mango. She said no. I asked Lexi if she hated me. I explained why. Regan:YOUR BREAKING THE REDBIRD 4! D^: Lexi:Bully. ;_; (They were joking. ) Then I gave Regan and lexi and Colby a piece of this WW: Pecan Crown. :3 Lexi gave me some peanut butter for my apple. As you see, we made up! :3

Hallway:

I accidentally dropped the d-bomb. Mrs.D was there. .____.

Roots and Shoots:

Before everybody goes "WTF IS ROOTS AND SHOOTS!!!!1111", Roots and Shoots is a gardening club!

Anyways, we had to dig up huge, dead sunflower stalks and snip dead flowers, or snip dead shrubs! It was FUN.

Mr.Hanna randomly came. O___o Yes, I am serious. Mr.Hanna.My band director, in Roots and Shoots. He only came for about a minute.

I nearly fell. Smooooth. Theres gravel stairs.

I saved a pretty flower for Ms.Tengood(Mexican Sunflower),Mrs.Doberwansky(Some red flower)and Amanda(mexican Sunflower). What happened will be explained later!

Regan gave me her flower. O__o

Hallway #2: I saw Amanda, and ran to her, said "Flower for joo. :3"

Saw Katie, said "KATIE! Flower for joo. :3"

Saw Colby, Said "Flower for joo. "

Science:

It was time for me,Mitch,Jay #2 and Briana to present our water tower. Mitch: And Briana, our artist/architect. *Water tower falls* Class: xDDDDD

Mr.B:Oh you guys are eliminated. We can still that a picture though.. Us:*Get ready for the picture*. Mitch: *Spotlight on Water tower. xD*

Ours wasn't the only one. Megan's groups's did. It wasn't as funny. :|

SS:

I thought the French and Indian war was about the French versus the British. Big oops. xD

I'm the person who shuts off the lights when we need to. :3

End of class:

I went to my locker and almost was about to give the flower to Ms.T...Why didn't I? I forgot. D^:< It was in my purse the whole time...And it sorta alive and dead. .__.

The Mrs.Doberwansky situation... I couldn't go because my grandma is very annoying when I come out late. ;_;

~Don't worry, next week I'll get one for Mrs.D and Ms.T!~

 

[Surfer_girl]

xDD
Whats Medieval hygiene? xD Is it in Social Studies?

We were learning about Medieval stuff and one of the topics was there awful hygiene.

Humanities is history, space, geography and some other stuff blended into it.

My God, you should've been there. XD

There are loads of funny moments at our school, it's just that I can't remember what happened at school the minute I'm home. xD

~SG~

 

[blue_husky]

Funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my life!!!
Today in music, my friend Cat kept poking me with her pen, finally I said, "WHAT?" and she pointed to my binder and there was a bug on it. I screamed and threw my binder to the floor and started laughing nervously. "It's ok Ruby, it's only music." Mr. B. said. I picked up my binder and put it on my lap. Suddenly I began laughing histerically. After about 30 seconds of me, Mr. B. went over to the cabinet and said, "Ok Ruby. I think you need some Calmdown Juice." He opened the cabinet and took out and imaginary carton, "Now you need a cup." By then tears were streaming down my face (because I was laughing so hard) and Cat was nearly falling out of her chair with laughter. He poured the "Calmdown Juice" into the imaginary cup, put the carton in the cabinet and closed it. He bent down in front of me and said, "You look a little spastic, I'm going to put on a sippy lid." He went over to the piano and picked up an imaginary sippy lid and screwed it on. "Go on, take it," I held out my hand and took it (still laughing and crying). I eventually caught my breath and wiped my tears.

Later (next period), in math, I spced out and thought about music. I burst into laughter and was sent to the bathroom.

that was hilarious i was almost fell out of my chair when you fliiped your binder onto the floor and Mr.B looked at you like you where nuts

 

[glowtama]

1.one time me and my friend in line when we were going to lunch were playing drunk drivers where we act like drunkos driving and bump into eachother and we were running everywhere but then i stopped becuz the person in front of me stopped but my friend didnt so she ran into me and i bumped the person in front of me and she bumped the person in front of her and so and so but she fell on the floor when she bumped me XD

2.me and my friend ( everything is friends friends friends!!!) were eating on a table and they excused us to recess and we were running but then i lost ballance and fell and i grabbed onto her for i wouldnt fall but she fell to so we fell on each other!

yeah thats all i can think of!!!

 

[redtama]

1.one time me and my friend in line when we were going to lunch were playing drunk drivers where we act like drunkos driving and bump into eachother and we were running everywhere but then i stopped becuz the person in front of me stopped but my friend didnt so she ran into me and i bumped the person in front of me and she bumped the person in front of her and so and so but she fell on the floor when she bumped me XD

Eric did that too.

Here it goes:

Me,Alex,Eric and Haley(At lockers)

Alex: ERIC! STOP ACTING DRUNK.

Eric:What? *Bumps into a wall.* xD

SG:

Ohhh. I get it now. 8]

 

[ToastyWarmSocks]

xD It was Science class, and the three class clowns were standing at the window watching the people outside in their gym class. So, the teacher went over to her desk, and got some paper, and made dunce caps. She made them wear the hats. And if that wasn't enough, they had to do the chicken dace- at high speed! We were laughing so hard. She teacher was laughing so much she was crying xD