Corrupt A Wish

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but you have to watch a million hours worth of ads before each episode. And your ad blocker refuses to block them.

I wish I could spend all day playing SNES games.

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Doesn't every one wish that?

Granted, but Mario is Missing is the only game that works on it

I wish I could unsee Luigi's mustache as a bra

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Granted, but instead you see his mustache as something even worse than a bra

I wish I could eat lots of chocolate without my tummy hurting

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but then you'd be overweight

I wish Coffretchi would put on explosive make-up

 

[pighat09]

granted, but she dies.

i wish for a trillion dollars

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but then it turns out that trillion is actually a negative number and you end up losing a trillion dollars that you don't have.

I wish I had a SNES

 

[TenmaYuuki]

granted, but then it becomes defected in less than two hours

I wish to get a hold of the pencil of mass destruction

 

[tamaninjacat]

Granted but it breaks.

I wish I had a horse

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but its Rainbow Dash who does not like you

I wish I could stop laughing

 

[tamaninjacat]

Granted but you start crying.

I wish I could fly

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but then you crash into a plane

I wish someone would sub the second tamagotchi movie

 

[TenmaYuuki]

granted, but the subs turn out to be poorly translated and unreliable

I wish my room had more space

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but then it becomes so big you don't have enough stuff to fill it and it ends up looking weird and lonely like kikitchi was

I wish I had better grammer

 

[Violetchi luv]

granted but you become a grammar nazi

i wish my fictional crush was real

 

[TenmaYuuki]

granted, but then they dump you

I wish my house had another storey or two

 

[Violetchi luv]

granted but it becomes unbalanced and crashes down

i wish i could write a fanfic that had an original story line

 

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but then a bunch of people rip off your idea and don't give you credit.

I wish Cartoon Network would release more than just one season of their old cartoons on DVD.

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but then all of the dvds are poor-quality

I wish I could stop watching the same movie over and over

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Granted, but now you start watching Barbie moves instead of Happiest Story in the Universe

I wish I could teleport to the toilet

 

[TenmaYuuki]

granted, but the teleport happens to be rigged, it teleports you elsewhere other than your desired location whenever you use it

I wish I could be a full-time game tester throughout my lifetime