Corrupt A Wish

[Izzy429M]

Granted, but the you die of obesity
I wish Sega would make a new console

I meant like dollars Americans have dollars British people have pounds not in weight

Granted but you die after watching 5 seconds

I wish i was at the seaside

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

I meant like dollars Americans have dollars British people have pounds not in weight

Granted but you die after watching 5 seconds

I wish i was at the seaside

Thats the point lolololol

(NO I'M NOT CALLING BRITISH PEOPLE FAT YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME)

Granted but then a wave comes in and drowns you

I wish Lovelitchi would stop being so peeeeerfeeeeect

 

[Violetchi luv]

granted but she gets canned

i wish can your pet wasn't so addicting (i canned my least favorite homestuck and bleach characters)

 

[BlueCheeseMonkey~]

Granted, but now you're obsessed with opening the cans

I wish for a piece of shrimp

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but it's still alive

I wish I could stop hearing so many bad puns

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but U stArt heAring Bad chemIstrY PUNS

I wish meridell was 1st

 

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but it wins by cheating and gets disqualified.

I wish I could play The Binding of Isaac.

 

[BlueCheeseMonkey~]

Granted, but it's still alive

Omg that's awesome actually

Granted, but the game crashes and breaks right after.

I wish for more shrimps

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you suddenly become allergic

I wish I could control my dreams.

i had a really terrible bee dream last night ;~;

 

[tamastar133]

Granted, but you'll have bad book dreams

I wish Tamagotchi Friends comes to my local Target tomorrow

 

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but they're all sold out when you get there.

I wish my headphones didn't make my ears hurt when I wear them with my glasses on.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but they don't work.

I wish I remembered my dreams more often.

 

[tamalover1918]

Granted, but you have frequent nightmares

I wish Lavender Town never existed

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted, but the entire game is ruined

I wish I could actually follow through with this craft thing I thought I'd do in September this year.

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but then it explodes as your working on it like most of mametchis experiments lel

I wish Kikitchi was reeeeeeeel yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[BlueCheeseMonkey~]

Granted, but I stole him.

I wish that school would never start

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Granted but the world ends.

I wish my toes weren't cramped.

 

[purple pyonkotchi]

Granted, but then your fingers were cramped I wish the mobile site didn't hate me

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but the desktop site hates you

I wish I didn't have a headache >.<

 

[Bitbot]

Granted but tommorow you have another.

I wish i could live forever