Corrupt A Wish

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Granted but the all have stripped screws so you can't put batteries in them

I wish my hair was so long it reached down to my feet

 

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but you can't walk without tripping over it.

I wish I could eat the world's most delicious dessert.

 

[pisou2]

Granted, but you just lost your tongue!

I wish i could fly

 

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but you can't land without crashing.

I wish I could spend a day at a fancy spa for free.

 

[pisou2]

Granted,but you drown in a spa

I wish Tamagotchi do a success again

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but it's so fragile it breaks in your hand.

I wish the Brothers Chaps would put up Sbemail 206 already!

 

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but you can't watch it because Homestar pours Mountain Dew on your computer and ruins it.

I wish my car was actually a Transformer.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but it gets rained on and shorts out.

I wish all the Homestar Runner characters were real.

I TOTALLY SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE WITH THE MOUNTAIN DEW!

 

[tamaninjacat]

Granted but they don't like you.

I wish I had a cover for my phone.

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Granted but it's made out of toilet paper.

I wish my headphones were a different color besides blue

 

[*Hayden*]

Granted, they became Himespetchi themed! But there was Coffretchis on it

I want an Umino

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Granted but batteries become banned everywhere so you can't run it.

I wish it was April already.

 

[Izzy429M]

Granted but it only lasts for a second until it is September

I wish I had sweets

 

[Tiffney]

Granted but you find that they are laced with bugs

I wish I had a maid

 

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but she quits after an hour.

I wish I had the South Park: Stick of Truth game.

 

[Tiffney]

Granted but when you open up the case the game is too scratched to play it

I wish my p's was in the mail today

 

[tamalover1918]

Granted, but it's really beat up and won't turn on.

I wish I hadn't read hetalia 23.5.

 

[SonicBlades]

Granted, but all information about Hetalia is erased from your mind in the process.

I wish Mallow and Geno from Super Mario RPG got to appear in a new game.

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Granted, but the game is really boring.

I wish gravity didn't exist

 

[tamalover1918]

Granted, but the world get seriously messed up due to lack of gravity.

I WISH CANDY MOUNTAIN WAS REAL.