Clairman High

[NintenNerd]

Min turned to Glen, saying, "H-hey, can you also duct tape m-my nose? I can't die if I can s-still breathe through my nose," trying her best to talk with her mouth close 'cause it was shut by the tape. She waited an answer to come from Glen.

 

[Runner]

Glen abruptly turned from Angie to Min. "You can't die! Then there won't be exactly 25 of us in this class! There will only be 24! THAT'S NOT PRECISE! You need to live. Look outside- See? The meaning of life is to live life to the fullest! Here! Eat food!" Glen threw some packets of Pop Rocks at Min. He then looked over to Angie, satisfied she was finally acting 100% not like a teacher since she was no longer even sitting at her desk.

Brent looked up at Brittany from his tearfilled eyes. Even in his current state, all Brent could see was Brittany's chest. He began to drool again. "Oh Brittany, you are an angel. A wonderful, beautiful angel sent from the heavens." He then dramatically fainted, falling out of his chair and collapsing in a heap on the floor. His nose began to spurt blood at an alarming rate.

 

[Swan_Song]

Brittany screamed and knelt by Brent's side. "Brent, no, you can't die. Especially not after calling me an angel and paying attention to me! I'll use all of my power to save you! I'll use my super mega sweet kiss on you, and then you'll be safe!" She then leaned down and kissed Brent in a glittery sue way, like a fairy tale movie. AND IT WAS SUEDOM TO THE MAXIMUS!

 

[NintenNerd]

"You can a-always replace, can't you? And also, t-the world hates me. I didn't deserve to be born. And it would really help if you took this duct tape off my mouth so I can eat. See? The world hates me," and so, Min went back to her death position, waiting for the time to come. The time where she would be erased from the world.

 

[Runner]

(^XDDDD)

Brent, unfortunately, remained passed out cold on the rug floor of the classroom. It was too bad he was missing probably what would have been the most amazing moment of his life had he actually been conscious. He remained unconscious, not moving at all.

Glen took the tape off of Min's mouth but didn't remove the tape that held her to the chair. That was when Glen saw the kiss scene and had noticed that Brent hadn't woken up. "What the heck! That's not right at all! Since the pretty sue heroineish character just kissed you, you should wake up! It would make the scene perfect!" He took a taser out of his handy backpack of supplies and tased Brent. Brent unfortunately remained unconscious, so Glen gave him one more shock. That was when Brent woke up. "Ah, perfect." Glen walked away, satisfied.

 

[Swan_Song]

"Brent! You're alive! I gave you my super sweet mega angel power kiss, and it brought you back to life! I'm so happy!" She then started crying sparkly brilliant tears of joy, and a cheesy orchestra piece started playing in the background. "Brent... perhaps you were made to be my true love, like in those manga! The pervy guy ends up having a heart of gold and remaining loyal to the girl of his dreams, who loves him so so so much!"

 

[NintenNerd]

"Ah, t-thanks. Now I can sort of confirm the world doesn't hate me, but that's only by a teensy bit. It's not helping much. My arms are still duct taped behind the chair, so I can't eat it," she replied to Glen's offering of taking off the duct tape. but she was still in her death position. She was staring at a pocket watch that magically appeared on her lap. "H-how long...will it actually take?"

 

[Runner]

Glen turned away from Brent and Brittany, a satisfied smile on his face. Turning back to Min, he walked up to her desk and removed the tape from around her arms. However, he left the tape around her stomach and chest there so she still couldn't escape easily since the end of the tape was at the very back of the chair. "There. Now you can eat candy and enjoy life. Find the meaning of life while you're at it."

Despite a strong pain in his shoulder from where Glen had shocked him, Brent looked up to see Brittany.. Well... Only her chest. At that moment, all of his dreams he had ever had in life came true. He was in an absolute state of euphoria. Without saying anything, he reached up and put a hand on Brittany's chest.

 

[NintenNerd]

"I still want to die, though," ripping open the packet of Pop Rocks and slowly tilting it to her mouth. "Oh no, I t-think I just broke them or maybe they hate me and trying to explode in my mouth or something. I don't know. At least they're helping me to die," Min replied to the reaction.

 

[Runner]

"Pop rocks are meant to explode in your mouth," Glen explained. "But they actually taste pretty darn good. Can't you taste the sugar in it? If you die, then you won't be able to have any sugar. Wouldn't that be a nightmare?" Glen gave Min a sort of look that pretty much said Don't disagree with me or else.. and then he reached into his handy bag and took out his own packets of pop rocks. He tore one open and poured the contents into his mouth.

 

[NintenNerd]

"Oh no...please don't give me a look like that," she turned away from Glen and covered her face with her hands. "Oh man, this is why I need to die, I don't need to taste sugar, or have a nightmare. Well, maybe... I'll just eat it, just so people won't annoy me," she swallowed the mini bombs and found out that it actually tasted good. Uncovering her face, she got into death position again.

 

[Runner]

Glen sighed and looked awful exhausted, but he wasn't going to give up on trying to get Min to not be suicidal. "See? Doesn't it taste good? What did I tell you? Here, have some more candy. Appreciate the meaning of life in the form of candy." He went ahead and placed Starburst, Nerds, and Pixy Stix on her desk. "There. Have the pixy stix since those taste the best."

 

[Swan_Song]

Brittany squeaked, but then sighed and looked away. "Well, like, if we're going to work out, I should just, like, get used to this.... But not all the time, like, okay????" She gave another sigh, then tried to peel herself away from him, giving an agitated but cute squeak, being all kawaii and stuff. "Eeep!" She blushed furiously, scooting away a bit more. "B-Brent... let... g-go..." Tears formed in her eyes again.

 

[Runner]

The voice of Brittany rose over the evil perverted voice of consciousness in Brent's head, so he promptly let go. "I'm sorry Miss Brittany, it's just that I love you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much and I think you're SOOOOOO cute. You should totally go out with me, since you're so cute. Why don't we go o-" That was when he realized in his other hand he was still clutching his X-rated magazine, which was open to a page of you know what. "Err..."

 

[NintenNerd]

"I'm not so sure if I can deal if this, but okay," that's what Min thought when she heard Glen put the candy on her desk. She unwrapped the Starbursts first, carefully and slowly. Then she put it in her mouth, letting it melt inside. "Hm...kinda feels like gum, but more thick," doing all those actions in suicidal position.

 

[Swan_Song]

Brittany saw the page that the magazine had been opened to, and at first she didn't quyite get it, because of her precious innocence. But then she realized what it meant, and she started to scream with pure terror. "WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT ON SCHOOL PROPERTY!? LIKE, THAT IS SOOOOOO AGAINST THE RULES! EWWWWWWW!!!" She ran over to Glen and tried to shield herself from Brent. "Can you two, like, pretend I'm not, like over here? Pwease?" Her clothes had magically returned to normal, and now she was making the irresistible puppy dog face that made women and men alike fall in love with her and do whatever she wanted them to because she was PERFECT.

 

[Runner]

"Yeah, it should taste like gum but only better. Anyway..." Spinning around to take a quick glance of Brittany, Glen sighed and facepalmed. Luckily, at that moment, the bell rand and signaled the next class. "Okay, well.." Glen tied some rope to Min's chair and desk and began to drag her to the next class.

Brent began to sob hysterically and he took the magazine and then tried to throw it away over and over but found himself unable to. "I can't! I can't! I can't let go of this! Thing! I! Can't!" He started crying loudly. "Someone, someone help me. I'm scared. Please, please."

 

[NintenNerd]

"Is this really necessary? I mean, you're pulling me with a rope, when I'm duct taped to the chair. And I don't know how to deal with all of this. Hurry up, I can't stand this any longer. You're wasting precious time for me to get ready to die. And also, doesn't the next class have 25 students in it? If it does, then dragging this desk and chair would make it uneven, wouldn't it?"

 

[Runner]

Glen kept pulling. "Nope. Because the next class has 30 students, and without you it would be 29. It used to be 31 but I killed the extra guy and then left it at 30." Satisfied at the memory, Glen tugged harder. He reached teh' next class and then pushed the door open. He dropped Min off in the corner and then went to his own desk.

 

[NintenNerd]

"What!?! You mean he killed a guy? I don't know how to deal with that, but that's going way too far," Min thought to herself after being dropped off. "Man, I hate being in the front, it just makes me uncomfortable and confident. I really wish to die right now, but Glen's going to stop me, and there's no way for him to leave me alone. Maybe when school's out. Just maybe," she finished.