1000 things NOT to do to a tamagotchi

[porygonlord]

704.give it to billy

 

[.:Charm:.]

705.Play badminton with it

706.Open it and put a magnet to the circuitry

707.Put it at the end of a lit fireworks!!!

708.Hammer it into atoms

709.Break the screan and eat the LCD!! LOL!!!!

 

[porygonlord]

710.give it to tensaitachi

711.give it to makkio

 

[tamagotchi_pal]

711. Eat it.

 

[porygonlord]

712.fart on it

 

[huntr rocks]

713. Stab it with a knife

714. Let an autistic kid lick it ( it's happended)

715. Put it in a Video player

716. Swim with it

717. Dunk it in hot sauce

 

[Medicham12]

718. Use it to clean your dog's teeth.

719. Send it to a guy in jail.

 

[porygonlord]

720.bury it in pie

721.sacrifse it

721.poisen the shopkeeper

722.use black permaant marker on the screen (my fdreind did that)

 

[TamaSweetie]

723. Leave it to die purposely

724. Flush it down the toilet

725. Spit on it

726. Smash it with a hammer

727. Trade it for a fake

728. Put it in the middle of the road

729. Put it in the middle of the railway

730. Put it in the middle of an airport runway

731. Slice it into pieces

732. Hurt someone with it

733. Tell someone to hurt someone with it

734. Throw it out of the window of a travelling vehicle

735. Mash it into powder

736. Put the powder into water and drinking it

737. Debug it and choose a character you hate

738. Throw it down from a very high place (e.g. Empire States)

739. Send it a million light-years away

740. Put it in the trash bin

741. Put it in the dump

742. Use it as the ball for a ball game

743. Use it as the target for playing darts

744. Put it in a bee hive

745. Put it in an ants' nest

746. Drop something heavy on it

747. Put it in a birds' nest (mummy bird thinks it's her egg cos of the shape)

748. Get someone to hide it where you'll never find it

749. Fire a gun at it

750. Hate it. It's meant to be your friend!

What TamaSweetie believes that should never be done to a Tamagotchi of any variety

 

[porygonlord]

uhhh your only alowed to put 20 things so you put to many

751.staple staples through it

752.throw it to fiuhgxiocgnh ouygnb cog land

 

[TamaMaria]

753. Swallow it when Nick Jonas wants to take a look at it.

P.S OMG I LUV U NICK!!

 

[Mileyroxursox2342]

754: Throw it as far away as you can, step on it, then smash it with a hammer.

755: Throw it in the ocean

756: Throw it out the car window when you're on the highway

757: Do a little dance on it

758 (this might be gross, but,): Pee on it

759: Throw it down the toilet, then flush (who knows where it'll end up?)

 

[Wine_Deer]

760: Bury it in mashed potatoes

761: Make it hit the ceiling repeatedly

762: Drop it in Pumpkin Juice

763: Sing to it XP

764: Throw it down the chimney

765: Take it apart to find the glitch

 

[Medicham12]

766. Send it up to the Heavens. (xD)

767. Give it to Bob the Disaprooving Stalker.

 

[Wine_Deer]

768. Give it to Stalker Dad! xD

 

[GotchiGirl96]

769. Eat it.

770. Give it to a hobo.

 

[FireCracker]

771: Deep fry it

 

[GotchiGirl96]

772. Give it a lecture.

 

[Pikachu Lover]

773 take a crap on it

774 use it to whip your butt

775 let it babysit your kids

 

[pippin63]

776 Start talking to it in the middle of a crowded street

777 When it starts to beep stuff it in your mouth to stifle the noise

778 Try Botox on it (sp?)

779 When you run out of meat patties for the Big Macs do not use it as a substitute

780 Put it in a blender on liquefy and see how it tastes