1000 things NOT to do to a tamagotchi

[porygonlord]

781.bury it in noodles

782.smother it in tomatoe sauce

 

[~applemonkey]

768. Give it to Stalker Dad! xD

Whooo!

783. Put it in a blender

784. Treat it as an Oreo. (Dip it in milk) xD

 

[porygonlord]

785.use it to crack the jonas brothers heads open.

 

[Wine_Deer]

786. use it to crack porygonlord's head open

 

[Rachel Moonlight]

787:Use it to crack everyones head open who likes thy Jonas Brothers

 

[porygonlord]

787:Use it to crack everyones head open who likes thy Jonas Brothers

best one yet.

788.force it to solve 99999 rubix cubes in 1 second

 

[A.M.S102]

789: drop it from 70 ft in the air

 

[~Meika*Mindfire~]

790:Shoot it with a gun

791ebug it

792:Try to put it into your DS

793rop it off a plane

794:Run it over with a car

795:Make it listen to very load music

796:Force it to listen to the Chicken Dance 999999 times

 

[Robonekro]

797: Throw it at your nan

798: Feed it to a dragon

799: Throw it into a warp pipe

800: Poke it with a red hot poker

 

[porygonlord]

801:acsendltly fire a laserbeam at the infra red peice.

802.smash it with poisidens trident

803.drop it in the middle of the bermuda triangle

804.drop it in a volcano

805.give it a poop to eat

806.make the ball glitch happen on it

807.put it in a planes jet engine

808.put it on a bonfire

809.Drop it in the sea

810.burn it with a flamethrower

811.whip it with a spiked whip

812.put it in a ROCKET SHIPS engine

813.use it for target practice

814.bury it in quicksand

815.leave it on a plane

816.leave it on the moon

817.leave it on pluto

818.bury it in poop

819.make it sniff your socks

820.insert a giant battery into it

gah.not allowed to do anymore.

 

[2222mimitchi2222]

821.- Blame it for MURDER, and send to the "The Rock" !!!

 

[TAMAGIRL2008]

822: Make it eat 9999 plates of spaggeti in 1 second.

832rop it of a Sky scraper.

 

[PonytchiLuv]

824: force your tama to do the bunny hop

825: give it to a skunk

almost to 1000!!!

 

[~Cooler_Dan_U~]

826: Stab the screen REALLY hard with a razor sharp pencil point until the screen cracks

827:Through it off the CN tower in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

828:Squeeze it until blood comes out of your tamagotchi (Forever, in other words, since tama's don't bleed) XD

829ut it in a Macdonalds deep fryer and put salt on it and eat it like a fry!

830: Through it at the screen of a million doller TV until the TV breaks. (Even funnier if the TV isn't insured!)

 

[GotchiGirl96]

831. Use it as a phone.

832. Fail at using it as a phone.

 

[PonytchiLuv]

833. try to peel the cover off like a banana

834. give it to a monkey

835. use it for a baby's teething toy

836. stick it in wet concrete and let it dry with the tama stuck in it

837. throw mud at it

838. shove it down a gutter pipe

 

[I love Mametchi !!!]

834: Drop it in the toilet

835: Go around screaming 'Kuchifatchi' while it's in your undies!

 

[Emo_Punk95]

836: Give it to your best friend to drop it in the toilet.

837: Make it do your Math homework.

 

[budgie_girl]

836: Give it to your cats so they use it as a scratching post

837: Chop it up and mix it in your dogs food

 

[Emo_Punk95]

838: Put it in the bath... No matter how much they smell...

839: Forse it to proform infront or 4,000 people when it has stage fright.