1000 things NOT to do to a tamagotchi

[tamakitty101]

Quoted from the ACTUAL v5 instructions:

DO NOT

1. (590) hit anyone with toy,

2. (591)poke anyone with toy,

3. (592) swing toy at anyone,

4. (593) step on toy.

mine:

594. run over it with a car

595. throw it across the room

596. pour wood finish all over it

597. bury it

598. set it on fire

599. put it in a box and leave it there unpaused for a year

600.(OMG)mix old and new batteries(another thing it says not to do in the v5 instructions)

 

[randichase]

601:Smash it with a sledge hammer

602:Smack it like it's your brother

603:Buy it then stare at it and let it die from not eating

604:Tell your brother that it's a mouse So he would stomp on it

 

[porygonlord]

605.give it to big beak bill

606.grt cookie dough disign and give to cookie monster

607.go haw haw haw to it until it des

608.feed it to a falcon

609.pt in toilet

 

[Sakura Starfire]

610estory it with a fork!

 

[phobo]

611. Eat it.

612. play w/it in the pool.

 

[porygonlord]

613. give it to pooh bear

614.give it to perry the platypuys

615.give it to lao shan lung (off topic:tea drinker i do not feel sorry for lao)

616.run it over in a steamroller thingy.

617. sing to it : my little pony my little pony.

 

[Sakura Starfire]

718:Force it to play with a My little pony toy...

 

[porygonlord]

719.give it a perky nana bar and smear it on the screen

 

[Hanna.a]

720. Fish with it.

721. Ignore it.

722. Giv it to your fish.

 

[porygonlord]

uh-oh sakura made a mistake cos were only in 600s.

623.cut it with the subtle knife

624.cut it with the sol blade

 

[Hanna.a]

625. Play golf with it.

626. Play tennis with it.

627. Play ping-pong with it.

 

[porygonlord]

628.give it to lord pain

629.wack it with a hockey stick

 

[PrincessIchigotchiTamagotchi1777]

630. Tell a friend at school that she can take care of it. (my friend killed mine.)

 

[Papapatchi]

631. Drop it into a River

 

[tamagotchi_pal]

Kill it. OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!

 

[MnMztama495]

633.) Chuck it as far as you can

635.) Blame it for skipping 634 xDD

 

[Emo_Punk95]

636. Use it for a spair tire.

 

[porygonlord]

637.put in a bear cave

 

[Emo_Punk95]

637. Drop it into a cooking pot with boiled water in it...

 

[MnMztama495]

638.) Feed it to the animals at the zoo when there's a sign saying, "DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS"

639.) Open the whole thing up and take out all the wires, ciruit boards, etc.

640.) Make it skydive without the parachute (or drop it out of a plane thousands of feet in the air)

641.) Sit on it