The Amazing Adventures of a Tamagotchi

Current status:

Name: Lelle

Gender: F

Species: Hitodetchi

Gen: 3

Today is the day that a new young girl was born. She is the granddaughter of Arzen, the first tamagotchi I've had. Her name is Lelle, daughter of Zira. She is currently listening to The Killers and being upset with the postal system.

She has every reason to be angry at the postal system. Lelle and I are in agreement that the lack of regulation in the postal system is appalling; shouldn't sending feces and snakes in the mail be illegal, if not at least frowned down upon? Lelle is in a poor mood as of now, and listening to alternative rock isn't lifting her mood. I gave her some grapes to cheer her up, and while she was satisfied with the treat, I had to ponder why giving her grapes added a full two pounds to her weight.

I am well aware of the difference between snacks and meals, but the way foods are categorized into these two groups makes me wonder sometimes.

For the record, I think that an entire pineapple counts as meal. I would feel less hungry if I packed on of those down, I assure you.

On a lighter note, I've been working on two houses for Lelle and some of the doll folk. I've been working on these since Arzen was young, and I seriously need to finish the darn things at some point. I remember Arzen sitting on the floor, looking up at me, saying, "You plan on finishing those houses soon, Gaia*?"

"DON'T RUSH ME."

"Okay."

While I was waiting for the paint to dry, I decided to introduce Lelle to some of the others residing in my bedroom. Mr. Margleton seems especially fond of Lelle, and I think that he's an excellent companion for her. Ulata and Rict told her some stories about their travels, and Lelle is already fascinated with the outside world.

"I wanna go outside," she says.

"Lelle, it's rrrreeeeeeaaaaallllly cold out there," I respond.

"So?"

"Also because I'm still in my jammies."

With school looming ahead, I'm not sure just how much time I'll have to devote to anything and everything I hope to accomplish in the near future, for indeed, the homework assignments I receive are numerous in quantity.

That's all, folks, 'till next time I update this thingy!

*Gaia is my name in real life, by the way.

Current status

Name: Lelle

Gender: F

Species: Urazukyutchi

Gen: 3

Today, Lelle graduated school and became a teacher.

They all grow up so fast.

It makes me all sentimental.

And she still poops on the floor.

Yup.

Just like her mother.

And her grandfather.

Hm.

On a completely and totally related note, Lelle 'n I have been working on making a stage for, you know, plays and stuff. It's going along pretty swell, I suppose. Dr. Blobagus is helping out, which is great on account of all his tentacles. Yeeeeeeah. What would make this stage thing really great is if MY TEACHERS DIDN'T DECIDE TO LOAD ME DOWN WITH HOMEWORK SO SHORTLY AFTER WINTER BREAK ENDED AAAAARRGH.

That's all folks.

Current Status

Name: Ezar

Gender: M

Species: Uramametchi

Gen: 4

(Gosh, I haven't updated this in a while!)

While I was playing Plants Vs. Zombies and getting buried by homework lost in a tear in the fabric of the universe, Lelle had a son and he grew up into an uramametchi. In the meantime, we built a catapult out of duct tape and Popsicle sticks. We also played some Plants Vs. Zombies for a little while. Ezar says the dancing zombie is his favorite zombie. I have to agree.

The theater (now known as the Lelle Theatre) is coming along nicely. I was consulting Ezar and Dr. Blobagus about scripts. Dr. Blobagus feels that a full Shakespeare play wouldn't be possible, since there's not enough people around to play all the parts, especially if we actually want an audience. Ezar says he might write some scripts, but he needs inspiration.

Uh, that's all. Yeah.

I'm still alive. Yeah.

I gots me a Music Star.

V4.5 Status

Name: Kiri

Gender: F

Species: Urayoungmarotchi

Gen: 5

WHO KEEPS SENDING POOP IN THE MAIL SERIOUSLY. Also, Kiri dug up a snake with a shovel. Not fun. All in all we're doing pretty well. It's a bummer that V4.5s can't communicate with V6s. Oh well. :/

V6 Status

Name: Fera

Gender: F

Species: Mimitchi

Gen: 1

Band: Etheria

Fera gets poop in the mail too. The V6 had better not have snakes in the mail. Otherwise I'm going to pelt someone with textiles. In entirely unrelated news, Etheria's doing pretty well. 5th star ranking!

V4.5 Status

Name: Brii

Gender: F

Species: Urayoungvioletchi

Gen: 6

There is a pixel lit up in the upper-right hand corner of the screen, probably due to my clumsiness. It has been there for a while now, and it occasionally changes location. Scary stuff.

On a possibly related note, I wonder who sends me those snakes and how they fit in those envelopes. You'd think the mailman would notice the envelope moving and hissing, seriously.

Anything involving theaters, houses, catapults, or monkeys is on hiatus until my school takes pity on my poor soul and stops giving me so much homework.

V6 Status

Name: Annessia

Gender: F

Species: Chantochi

Gen: 2

Band: Amor

So, as I have observed, there are no snakes in the V6. Only creepy monster skull things. I think I prefer the snakes.

Even though Fera ran off with all the gotchi points she could stuff in her pockets (and by "all the gotchi points she could stuff in her pockets," I mean all the gotchi points I had ever), she has sent Annessia a muffin, some toothpaste, and 15000 gotchi points, so it's all good. Except for the temporary poverty. That wasn't so fun.

V4.5 Status

Name: Rikki

Gender:F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Gen: 8

Job: Clumsy school girl

V6 Status

Name: Eclair

Gender: F

Character type: Chantochi

Gen: 4

Band: Vehicle

Instrument: Keyboard

Rikki: Hi guys!

Eclair: We're doing things differently now.

Rikki: Because FKOD is lazy.

Eclair: We get to write the log now!

Rikki: So... let's cover some things that happened when FKOD wasn't updating.

Eclair: My mom Trista had a band called Lyra. And then I was born and I grew up.

Rikki: That's the shortest autobiography I've ever read in my entire one year of existence. Anyways, you guys missed my dad, Tark. He was a uratogetchi who had a job at a TV place or something like that. I have graduated pre-school today and now I am in normal school.

Eclair: That's the longest autobiography I've ever read! But to be honest, it's the only autobiography I've ever read, if you don't count my own.

Rikki: Coolio! Anyways, someone mailed me a snake today. Then later, someone mailed me poop. I wonder if it's just one guy who is putting these things into envelopes and mailing them off to everyone. I wanna punch whoever it is in the face.

Eclair: Now now, violence never solves anything.

Rikki: That's true. In fact, punching him in the face wouldn't work, since I don't really have arms.

Eclair: See? Told ya.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Rikki

Gender: F

Character type: Horoyotchi

Gen: 8

Job: Dazzling songstress

V6 Status

Name: Sola

Gender: F

Character type: Mimitchi

Gen: 5

Band: Lasers

Instrument: Violin

Rikki: Wow, it's been years since we updated this!

Sola: Well, days, technically.

Rikki: Shhhhhhh. Well, as you can see, I'm a singer now!

Sola: I'm a violinist in the band Lasers!

Rikki: Lasers is an excellent name for a band. What genre were you again?

Sola: Classical. Which is weird, since Paul plays the electric guitar and Ryo plays the keyboard.

Rikki: That is weird! In related news, I have a son. :3

Sola: D'aw, he's so cute! What are you going to name him?

Rikki: ..............Uh.

Sola: You're going to name him Uh.

Rikki: Noes, I'll name him...................... Rizho!

Sola: That's a much better name than Uh!

Rikki: >:|

Sola: :0

V4.5 Status:

Name: Rizho

Gender: M

Character type: Tamatchi

Gen: 9

Job: Adorable Pre-schooler

V6 Status

Name: Sola

Gender: F

Character type: Mimitchi

Gen: 5

Band: Lasers

Instrument: Violin

Sola: I had the worst day ever today! Usually on school days, FKOD will take me and put me in her backpack while I'm still snoozin'. But today, I woke up in my bed instead of in the pocket with the MP3 player. It's Thursday and it wasn't snowing.... I was FORGOTTEN. Rizho lucked out since he was on the naming screen, but I was all starving and mopey and stressed for like 8 or 9 hours. *sigh*

Rizho: Zzzzzzzz....

Sola: Other than that, not much is going on.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Rizho

Gender: M

Character type: Urayoungmametchi

Gen: 9

Job: Present box guesser extraordinaire

V6 Status

Name: Sola

Gender: F

Character type: Mimitchi

Gen: 5

Band: Lasers

Instrument: Violin

Sola: Hey guys, guess wh--

Rizho: I DIDN'T GET TO SAY ANYTHING LAST TIME SINCE I WAS ASLEEP LET ME SAY SOMETHING FIRST.

Sola: But--

Rizho: SHH.

Sola: >:|

Rizho: I'm in school now.

Sola: ...Are you don--

Rizho: Oh, and fun fact: if you leave fries from McDonalds out, they don't get moldy.

Sola: Er--

Rizho: Not even fungus will eat them, they're just that unhealthy. And that's all we'll have to eat after the apocalypse.

Sola: Okay, can I--

Rizho: That, and Twinkies.

Sola: Are you quite done now?

Rizho: Ye-- oh wait, I forgot to mentio--

Sola: Nooooooooo, you've had your spotlight, mister, it's my turn now.

Rizho: But whatever it is you want to say will be boring, probably.

Sola: Shush. Anyways, I'm married. And I have a little boy now. I'm going to name him Piter.

Rizho: Hey, stop hogging all the five letter names! Y'know, one day I'll have a great great great great great great great great great great grandson and there will be no names left for him because all the names within the five character limit will be taken and it will be your fault.

Sola: Oh puh-lease. There are plenty of names that are five letters or less that your descendants can use.

Rizho: Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

Sola: Yeah.

Rizho: Well, okay then. But if you're wrong, I'm going to track you down, wherever you are, and I am going to draw on your face with a sharpie.

Sola: I'm shaking in my boots.

Rizho: You should be.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Rizho

Gender: M

Character type: Urayoungmametchi

Gen: 9

Job: Present box guesser extraordinaire

V6 Status

Name: Piter

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Gen: 6

Band: N/A

Instrument: Piano

Piter: So, today--

Rizho: WAIT WAIT WAIT we need to do they daily fun fact first. Also I have some other stuff to say.

Piter: I wasn't aware we had a daily fun fact.

Rizho: We do! True story! Today's fun fact: Today, March 14, is pi day!

Piter: I do like pie.

Rizho: I meant the number.

Piter: Oh. That's disappointing.

Rizho: Yeah. Aaaaaand nothing else happened with me today. Okay Piter, say whatever it is that you wanted to say.

Piter: ...I forget what I was going to say.

Rizho: Gosh darn it, Piter, we need to say more stuff in this log.

Piter: I'm sorry that my life is uneventful, but that's just how it is, man.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Rizho

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 9

Job: Professional Balloon catcher

V6 Status

Name: Piter

Gender: M

Character type: Kikitchi

Gen: 6

Band: Pendulum

Instrument: Piano

Rizho: It's time for the daily fun fact!

Piter: Okay.

Rizho: I was honestly expecting more enthusiasm from you. Anyways, did you know that the jellyfish turritopsis nutricula can revert to a polyp form after reaching adulthood, practically rendering them immortal?

Piter: No, I didn't know that.

Rizho: Geez, Piter, what do they teach you in school?

Piter: Music.

Rizho: Oh.

Piter: I go to a music school.

Rizho: Yes, that's right.

Piter: Jellyfish are irrelevant to us.

Rizho: Yes, Piter. I came to realize that.

Piter: In fac--

Rizho: Okay Piter, try not to get to excited here. You've had enought logging for today, I'm sure.

Piter: So yesterday you're telling me to say more, and today you're telling me to stop talking.

Rizho: Ah, time to end the log! We've taken too long! It's time for a commercial break!

Piter: But we don't ha--

Rizho: Shhhhhhhhhh.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Rizho

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 9

Job: Professional Balloon catcher

V6 Status

Name: Piter

Gender: M

Character type: Togetchi

Gen: 6

Band: Pendulum

Instrument: Piano

Rizho: OH NO WE DIDN'T UPDATE YESTERDAY.

Piter: Well, it's not the end of the world. Do you realize how little--

Rizho: NOW'S NOT THE TIME TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY WE STILL NEED TO DO THE DAILY FUN FACT DARN IT PITER YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

Piter: Take a chill pill, broseph.

Rizho: I REFUSE.

Piter: Okay then. Anyways, yesterday--

Rizho: TALK FASTER WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

Piter: --me and the band had our Pro Debut. And today, we got an award.

Rizho: Cool. Anyways, daily fun fact! Spam stands for Shoulder of Pork And Ham.

FKOD: Really? I always thought it ment "Sheep, Ponies, and Assorted Meats."

Piter: FKOD? What are you doing here?

FKOD: Oh, just seeing how the log is doing. I'm impressed, really. You two have updated every day... except for yesterday.

Rizho: That's because you made us go to that meeting at your school and then hogged the computer for the rest of the night!

FKOD: I can't help it that I had a paper to write. But you get your precious logging time now, so--

Rizho: What precious logging time? You're taking it all up!

Piter: Well... I don't think there's really a time limit or anything.

FKOD: Yeah, Rizho made that up to get you to be quiet when he wants you to.

Rizho: Shhhhh!

Piter: ...Who's that following you?

Rizho: Oh, that's Junior.

Piter: W-what?

Rizho: Oh, didn't I tell you? I got married, like, five minutes ago.

Piter: ...?

FKOD: Wow, it seems like a few days ago you were still a wee lad. Indeed, time flies like a banana, fruit flies like an arrow.

Piter: ....?!

V4.5 Status:

Name: Rizho

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 9

Job: Professional Balloon catcher

V6 Status

Name: Piter

Gender: M

Character type: Togetchi

Gen: 6

Band: Pendulum

Instrument: Piano

Rizho: Hello, everyone. I'm leaving tomorrow, and today is the last day I can do the daily fun fact.

Piter: So does that mean your currently unnamed son will take over the daily fun fact?

Rizho: Oh no, you'll take over until I think Dexum- which is totally his name now by the way- is ready to take up the tradition on his own.

Piter: Okay then.

Rizho: Piter, your enthusiasm is comparable to that of a cardboard box.

Piter: Why thank you. Are you going to do the fun fact now?

Rizho: Why yes. Yes I am. Today's fun fact: the largest amphibian in the world is the giant salamander, which can grow up to 5 feet in length.

Piter: Ah.

Rizho: What?

Piter: Idunno. I just thought that since this is your last daily fun fact that you'd, idunno...

Rizho: THE TRADITION STILL LIVES ON I HAVE NO WORRIES.

Piter: Okay.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Dexum

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 10

Job: Soon-to-be school graduate

V6 Status

Name: August

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Gen: 7

Band: N/A

Instrument: Microphone

Dexum: Um. This has gone without updates for quite some time.

August: Zzzzzzzz...

Dexum: Well... I guess this means I do the daily fun fact? Something like that... let's see....

August: Zzzzzzzzzzzz....

Dexum: Ah, here's one. High heel shoes were originally worn by male aristocrats.

August: ...Huh? What? Arista-whats? Oh, are we updating the log?

Dexum: Yes, we are.

August: ...I don't have anything to say, really. :[

Dexum: That's alright. Anyways, we didn't update this weekend because FKOD was visiting her grandmother's house, so we didn't have a chance to update. Also, FKOD had homework and she needed the computer.

August: Well, bye everybody, until the next update.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Dexum

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 10

Job: Cake grabbing guy

V6 Status

Name: August

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 7

Band: Sol

Instrument: Microphone

Dexum: Oh dear, we didn't update yesterday, did we?

August: I think people would notice less if we didn't announce it.

Dexum: Er, yeah. Um, the fun fact...

August: Is it exciting?

Dexum: Um.

August: Is it fantastic?

Dexum: The first newspaper was printed on silk.

August: Okay. Not what I was expecting.

Dexum: I... I'm not good at this, am I?

August: Eh, don't worry about it.

Dexum: :[

August: Er, well, anyway, something reeeeeally weird happened today!

Dexum: :[

August: You see, I had my Pro Debut today. I remember just finishing my song.... and then I'm home. I didn't walk or anything.

Dexum: :[

August: FKOD told me I froze up or something. Dunno how that happened.

Dexum: :[

August: Er, Dexum, are you okay?

Dexum: :[

August: ...Uh, that's all for the log today, I guess.

Dexum: :[

V4.5 Status:

Name: Dexum

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 10

Job: Cake grabbing guy

V6 Status

Name: August

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 7

Band: Sol

Instrument: Microphone

August: Hello, everyone!

Dexum: Hi.

August: Dexum, you're done being depressed now, right?

Dexum: Nope.

August: Okay, that's goo-- wait, what?

Dexum: Still depressed. :[

August: Er...

Dexum: Could you do the daily fun fact today? I'm busy being depressed here.

August: I don't get you, man. You have a beautiful wife, an adorable daughter, a weird but kind of cool job, and life's been treating you okay.

Dexum: Are you going to go ahead with the fun fact? I'm moping right now.

August: Uh, okay? You just pull these off some random website, right?

Dexum: Yeah, basically.

August: Okay... let's take a look. Hm... boring... don't know who that guy is... okay, I did NOT need or want to know that...

Dexum: ...Find anything?

August: Oh, this one is COOL. Killer whales can ram into a shark's stomach and make it explode!

Dexum: ...What?

August: You heard me.

Dexum: I'm not sure if something like that is appropriate for Adala to be hearing.

August: No worries, she probably can't even understand English, yet.

Dexum: "Probably?"

August: Well, I have been teaching her the alphabet. It's good for a kid to start early.

Dexum: Oh. Okay then.

August: Also, a few words. Maybe some sentences.

Dexum: How's that going?

August: It's going GREAT. Adala, would you care to demonstrate?

Adala: ...?

August: Don't be shy.

Adala: ...?

Dexum: You know, I don't think she's ready to start talking yet.

August: Oh, she's a chatterbox! I think your depression has rubbed off onto her, thus the silence.

Dexum: Or, you know, she just isn't ready yet.

August: Stop saying that, you don't know that. She could be totally ready, and your just discouraging her. Right, kiddo?

Adala: Explode shark!

August: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

Dexum: .................

Adala: What did I tell you?

Dexum: ..............................

Adala: Daddy is depressed.

August: No, I just think he's in shock. He'll get over it eventually.

Adala: Yeah.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Dexum

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 10

Job: Cake grabbing guy

V6 Status

Name: August

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 7

Band: Sol

Instrument: Microphone

August: Okay, Dexum, you are no longer depressed, right?

Dexum: Still depressed.

August: Well okay, I'll do the fun fact since you probably are never ever going to want to do it again due to your depressionosity.

Dexum: Okay.

August: You can buy toupees for dogs in Tokyo!

Dexum: I guess that's better than exploding sharks.

Adala: Explode shark!

Dexum: ...

August: Actually, the correct way to say it is, "exploding shark."

Adala: Exploding shark!

August: That's better!

Dexum: >:[

August: Is something wrong, Dex?

Dexum: >:[

August: Are you being depressed again?

Adala: Daddy looks mad.

August: Yeah, a little bit, now that you mention it.

Dexum: >:[

August: :|

V4.5 Status:

Name: Adala

Gender: F

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Gen: 11

Job: Pre-schooler

V6 Status

Name: August

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 7

Band: Sol

Instrument: Microphone

August: Hello everybody!

Adala: Exploding sharks, exploding sharks, I love exploding sharks! :furawatchi:

August: Oh dear, I've created a monster.

Adala: Ooh, a monster, where? :furawatchi:

August: Never mind, it's time for the fun fact!

Adala: Yay! :furawatchi:

August: Today's fun fact: If you threw a snowball really, really hard, it could vaporize if it hits a brick wall.

Adala: Nuh-uh. Prove it.

August: B-but it's from the internet! It must be true!

Adala: I don't trust this internet place. With all it's "real" kittens and anti-virus thingies. :furawatchi:

August: There's nothing bad about kittens or anti-virus software.

Adala: Uh-huh. That's what they want you to think.

August: "They?"

Adala: Yeah. The internet people.

August: Internet people?

Adala: The people who made the internet. :furawatchi:

August: You know what? Your conspiracy theories have no place here.

Adala: But the government is controlling our very actions as we speak!

August: Sure it is. Adala, I want you to go outside, and find three golden keys.

Adala: Why?

August: So you can open the golden treasure chest. The treasure within is the only way to stop the government, obviously.

Adala: Okay! I will saaaaaave the world! :furawatchi: *runs off*

August: ...Phew! Well, that should keep her busy for a while.

FKOD: Keep me busy so you can do what?

August: Uh, not you, FKOD, I meant Adala.

FKOD: Are you planning something?

August: Yes. I need 5 bronze keys so I can open a chest that contains a magical artifact that will one day save the world. But I need your help.

FKOD: Do I look that gullible to you?

August: Do you want ice cream?

FKOD: I'm on it! Me away! *flies away*

August: Okay. Now, it looks like I have the log to myself.

????: Or do you?

August: Okay, who is it this time.

????: None other than... the nefarious ????!

August: Really.

????: Well yeah. I'm here to hijack this log, you see.

August: Uh-huh. Very nefarious.

????: I know, right?

August: That was sarcasm.

????: ;-; You're terrible! I'm going home! And when I come back, you will be sorry! *runs away*

August: Okay, I am going to end this update right now before some other guy tries to take over the log.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Adala

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmemetchi

Gen: 11

Job: Sparkliness finder

V6 Status

Name: August

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 7

Band: Sol

Instrument: Microphone

August: It's that time again!

Adala: Woo hoo!

August: After I do the daily fun fact, I have some exciting news to share!

Adala: Me too!

August: Today's fun fact: if you have a migraine, you can use cream cheese to treat it.

Adala: Okay, that's weird, but in a good way.

August: Now, for my bit of news: I'm married, and I have a daughter! I'm naming her Seranna.

Adala: Oh, okay. I found the three golden keys! Well, actually, there is four.

August: What?

Adala: From yesterday, remember! I looked everywhere, but my search was in vain... until I saw this building called "Lowes."

August: Er...

Adala: I found them in these little packages hung up on this rack. I asked some lady in a vest if I could have and she said I could if I bought them. So I did.

August: Adala?

Adala: Yes?

August: Those aren't the keys you are looking for. Besides, those are obviously bronze.

FKOD: Ah! Adala! Good job! Now I just need one more! Hahahaha! *absconds with keys and runs*

Adala: Oh. Anyways, I'm an urayoungmemetchi now, and I plan on evolving into an uramemetchi. That means I get cooler wings and this swirly curl that I can hypnotize people with--

FKOD: TU EQUIVOCADA SENORITA!!!

August: Huh?

Adala: Wha?

Seranna: ...?

FKOD: That is not how hypnotism works at all! It is an altered state of consciousness that causes people to respond to suggestions that change behavior. People can not be hypnotized against their will. Some people are incapable of being hypnotized, while others can be put into a state of hypnosis easily. It has nothing to do with swirlies, that's from cartoons and the like. And I can go on and on here.

August: Please don't.

FKOD: Okay.

Adala: Did you get all your ranting out?

FKOD: Native Americans shouldn't be called Indians and decimate shouldn't really mean destroy completely since 'deci' means ten. Okay I'm done now, I have a key to find. FOR ICE CREAM! *jumps out a window*

August: *sigh* If only she knew.

Adala: What?

August: I can't give her ice cream. I don't have any.

Adala: She's going to be mad when she finds out.

August: I think she's going to mad when she finds out that I just made up that key thing to make her go away.

Adala:

August: What?

Adala: So... there aren't any golden keys.

August: Uh... it's time to end the logreallyifIdon'trunnowAdalaisgoingtogetmeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.

V4.5 Status:

Name: Adala

Gender: F

Character type: Uramemetchi

Gen: 11

Job: DJ, yo

V6 Status

Name: Seranna

Gender: F

Character type: Ichigotchi

Gen: 8

Band: Skybound

Instrument: Harp

Adala: Aaaaaaargh! We need to update!

Seranna: Indeed.

Adala: We need to make this one epic update to make up for our absence.

Seranna: And how are we going to go about that?

Adala: Weeeeeeell, we first need a kickin' rad daily fun fact. One that will rock everyone's socks off.

FKOD: I have a very special fun fact to share with everyone.

Adala: Define "special."

FKOD: Special. Adjective. Unique or particul--

Adala: >:|

FKOD: Yeah, yeah, don't start flipping out kiddo. Anyways, I am going to Washington D.C. next week!

Seranna: Oh yes. You are going on a school field trip, correct?

FKOD: Yup.

Seranna: And there will be no updates next week.

FKOD: Nope. :[

Adala: That stinks. Oh well, I guess I'll probably have a kid by then, though.

Seranna: I might be able to see some sights, though. It'll be interesting.

FKOD: Yush, it will be.

Adala: Well, that news is out of the way! Now we need some epicness!

Seranna: What do you have in mind?

Adala: Idunno. Maybe we could fight crime or something?

????: Or you could fight me!

Adala: Who are you and what are you doing in this log.

????: I came here to challenge that singer fellow to a duel, but he is nowhere to be found! So... I guess I'm going to fight you instead.

Seranna: Ah, you must have known my father.

????: Oh, your his daughter? Hm. I think I can see the resemblance.

Adala: So... guy. When's this duel or whatever?

????: Now.

Adala: Oh. That makes things easy. >:]

????: Er... what's with that look?

Adala: SPECIAL TECHNIQUE #56: LIGHTNING STRIKE: THE STRIKENING!

????: Eeeeeeeeeep! I give up!

Adala: Hey! Don't chicken out! Take that!

????: Arg, my shin!

Seranna: Adala, that's enough. There's no sense in beating on someone who's substantially weaker than you.

Adala: Aw, but I was having fun!

????: I'll be back! And you will regret humiliating me! *jumps out a window*

Seranna: Was it wise for him to do that from a two-story building?

Thump.

????: Owies.

Adala: No.