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[mimitchi&hanatchilover]

Pip, will you please get off the floor of the attic? Stand on the wooden beams!

Why, Mami?

Because the ceiling will break.

<_< Oh, really? Look, I'll jump up and down!

Uh.... okay. *sees floor crack*

See? Nothing happened?

*sees little hole in floor* PIP GET OFF THERE RIGHT NOW!

It's perfectly safe! *keeps jumping* Ah! *falls through floor* *is stuck* Uh.... a little help here!

No, because you didn't listen to me.

Oh, man! *stays stuck*

 

[JAY942942]

Mr Tom : *is a teacher* The result of carbon dioxide in your lareg intestine is.....

Bony : *Farts*

Mr Tom : You got it right Bony! You win a ticket to the principal!

 

[Mamachi_Mimichi]

PART 1

:furawatchi: Blob Bob

h34r: Ninja Dude

StarFish

Poilce

Oh no! We're being chased by the poilce!

Quick! Lets hide in that farm!

Ok!

(the 3 friends run to the farm to hide.

Hides behind a brown horse.

Hides behind a cow's black spots.

doesn't know where to hide.)

Hey, where do I hide?!

Uh...in the straw!

( hides in a big pile of straw.)

 

[Mamachi_Mimichi]

Maybe they're at the farm!

Hmm... this horse looks funny.

:furawatchi: Neigh! Neigh!-eats apple-

Yep, that's a horse.

This cow looks funny!

h34r: Moo moo!

Nevermind, that's one real cow!

This pile of straw looks funny!

Straw straw! Achoo! Ugh...this stuff is itchy.

STARFISH!

You're under arrest!

Everyone but poilce: For what?

For not sharing your crayons with me in kindergarten!

Here.Have this.-hands box of crayons-

Thanks...I'll be on my way now...-is embarresd-

Is that a person videotaping us?HEY!

 

[fluffypink]

I've seen a beagle chewing droppings before.

niiiiceeeee

 

[Dog Gal]

Lala

Bob h34r:

*dancing*Uhhuh,oh yeah!

:*videotaping Lala while hiding behind the door*Heeheehee...

:*notices Bob*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

:*bursts in laughter*

 

[sunkissed]

Mr Tom : *is a teacher* The result of carbon dioxide in your lareg intestine is.....
Bony : *Farts*

Mr Tom : You got it right Bony! You win a ticket to the principal!

hahahahah!! h34r: **in stichtes" that was funny!

 

[horsegirl9]

hi!

 

[Dog Gal]

Kate(is like, "OMG" all the time)

Nana(thinks she is really cool because Kate keeps saying "OMG" to her)

Josh(Nana's crush)

^_^ Sara(Josh's girlfriend)

Nana:Hi Kate!Today I got a A+ on my maths test!

Kate:OMG!

Nana:Yeah,I know I'm cool.I really like Josh.

Kate:OMG!

Nana:Okay...I think I'm gonna go talk to him.

Kate:OMG!

Nana:*goes to Josh*Hi Josh!I'm Nana.I'm really cool,you know.

Josh:...

Nana:Uh,aren't you gonna ask me on a date or something?

Josh:No!

Nana:B-b-but why?Im the coolest girl in the school!

Josh:You are not the coolest girl in the school.And besides,I already have a girlfriend!

Nana:Who's that?

Joshuh!It's Sara,the prettiest girl in the school!

Sara:Joshy!Yoohoo!

Josh:See ya soon,lier!

Nana:*runs to Kate*How pretty am I?

Kate:OMG!

Nana:*runs back to Josh*Okay,now I'm the prettiest girl in the school!

 

[dmoquinn]

That one made me laugh. The other ones aren't very funny.

That one made me laugh to!!

 

[Mametchi 4ever]

Hi

*pees*

what are u doing?

letting get water. She needs it.

*drinks* ahh, fresh water!

O.O

HOLD YOUR HANDS UP!

*pees in his mouth too*

hahahahahahahaha-Ok, we are being taped? Great fluffy pancakes!

 

[tamaheaven2]

Nanny Ogg, Magrat, and Granny Weatherwax were bored.

An angel swooped down and put a slide in front of them. "Say something, and you will land in it!" said the angel.

Granny Weatherwax went down the slide. "GOLD!" she yelled and she landed in a pile of gold.

Magrat was next. "THE FOOL!" and she landed on The Fool.

Nanny Ogg was next. She enjoyed the ride. "Wheeeee!" and she landed in a pile of.....

 

[tamaheaven2]

Nanny Ogg, Magrat, and Granny Weatherwax were stuck on a island.

A demon walked up and said "You can have one wish."

"I wish I was home in my cozy hovel." said Granny Weatherwax. She disappeared.

"I wish I was back on my bed reading one of Goodie Whemper's books."said Magrat. She disappeared.

Nanny Ogg was lonely. "Well, I wish that Magrat and Granny Weatherwax to come back!"

 

[tamaheaven2]

Granny Weatherwax and her friends had killed the duke, and were running from the guards.

They ran into a kitchen. "Quick, I'll hide behind that chicken! Magrat, take the bird! Nanny Ogg.....hide behind the potatoes!"

They ran into their places. No sooner had they done so, the guards ran in and poked the chicken. "IS ANYBODY HIDING THERE??"

"Woof!" barked Granny Weatherwax. "Ahhh, it's just a barking chicken." said the guards. They poked the bird. "IS ANYBODY HIDING THERE?"

"Ribbet! Ribbet!" croaked Magrat. "Ahhh, it's just a croaking bird." said the guards. They poked the sack of poratoes. "IS ANYBODY HIDING THERE?"

"Er....Potatoe! Potatoe!" potatoed Nanny Ogg. "Ahhh, it's just a talking sack of po-wait a minute...."

 

[Mametchi 4ever]

Ok, your score for the test is...

Your death!

*cannonball shoots out of nowhere and kills * that's.... right....

 

[~i like cake~]

this rp is freaky. x-x lol

...

 

[Mametchi 4ever]

this rp is freaky. x-x lol
...

i like cake, this is a team story. It explains here https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/index.php?showtopic=1427 . RP'S are Roleplays when u act out charecters. This is a story.

 

[TamaMan64]

jon

claire

(my friend made this one up...)

claire: goodbye honey! Have a good day!

jon: what? you can't tell me what to do!!!

claire: wha?

jon: we're through!

jon: goodbye!!

claire:...huh?

 

[|§-Beauty ~]

Welcome to tamatalks funniest videos! Santi: Are you done painting that roof Doggy?

Doggy:No.

Shelia: Well then, hurry up! You've standing on that CAR for half an hour.

Doggy: Really? My watch is is broken.

Santi: Well, you better be careful because that car's brakes ain't working, so in 3 seconds its gonna slide down the driveway and you're gonna be the one who's gonna be hurt.

3 SECONDS LATER

Doggy: *car rolls down driveway* Whoa!

Shelia: Hehe!

Santi: I told you!

Doggy: I should have used the ladder.

that was kinda , eh , funny ?

 

[~i like cake~]

:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :furawatchi: