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[Kuchipatchi99]

:furawatchi: = Joe, Father of 2 kids

:furawatchi: = Chip, Joe's kid

:furawatchi: = Star, Joe's other kid

= Policeman

Joe is driving the car, going 12 miles per hour.

*policeman pulls over*

Policeman: Sir, why are you driving so slow?

:furawatchi: Joe: Well, that's what the sign says! *Points to road sign that says "ROUTE 12" *

Policeman: Um, sir, that's the route number! Not the speed limit!

Joe: Ohhhhhh!

Policeman: And what happened to those two? *Points to Chip and Star in the back seat, their hair frazzled and looking kind of shocked*

Chip: O_O

Star: O_O

Joe: Oh, we just got off route 180!

Policeman: .....

 

[sprogs]

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!

Thank you!

 

[katie101448]

Lana

andrew

narartor

*one day lana came home from 5th grade. She went to her job at the tamatin and found the heir just sitting there.

Andrew?

Yeah

what are you doing we have school today

We do? I thought it was still the weekend

No. It wensday

Why bother? Its almost the weekend again

*sigh*

and that ends our story

 

[Tamakiddy!!]

Billy

Dad

Both:*Sit at table*

: Im so hngry I can eat a HORSE!

:But your eating steak.

 

[Tamakiddy!!]

Blonde hair woman

Blonde hair police woman

Woman:*Driving so fast*

Police:*Drive up to her*May I see your licence

Woman:What does it look like?

Police:Its a small rectangle with your picture on it

Woman:*Takes out a small rectangular mirror*Here

Police:*Looks at it and hands it back*Okay,you can go.I never knew you were a police officer

 

[Tama...]

:Katie(aka fake magic plant)

:Cara's bunny

:Cara

*tries to eat Katie*

*saves Katie*

Katie:Thank you for helping me the magic plant i will give you three wishes

Cara:Hi Katie

Katieh hi Cara!

Bunny&Cara:.........

Katie:Oh....

 

[tamagotchibeepbeep]

i don't get it....

 

[ashbie96]

sorry to be rude, but shouldn't this be in RPs?

 

[*santagotchi*]

sorry to be rude, but shouldn't this be in RPs?

Ashbie96, This wasn't intended to be a roleplay. RolePlay is like tamagotchi hospitals, etc. This is none of the sort. Now back on Topic.

:James ( The only word(s) he knows is " hehehe " )

: Elle. ( Her ears look big because she wears 2 hats, a nomal mimitchi one, and a hot pink hat)

Elle: My parents (James+Ichi) were watching Tama Bond.

James: Hehehe

Elle: A kid in TamaGarden's name is James.

James: Hehehe h34r:

Elle: Oh, and don't metion James and the Giant Peach.

James: Hehehe h34r:

Elle: Will you cut that out?

James: Hehehe

Elle: If you say that again, I'll take of my pink hat!

James: Hehehe

Elle: *takes off pink hat*If you say that ONE MORE TIME, I swear I'll take off this hat!

James: Hehehe

Elle: *Takes off Normal Hat* Okay, One more time and I'm Offially Outta here.

James: Hehehe

Elle: ARRGH! *leaves*

The Idea of this came from A few PMs from jappyx.

iCamelle!

 

[Super Princess]

Mimitchi(hates Nazotchi)

Pochitchi

Nazotchi

:I am a bunny.

:I am a dog.

:What am I?

:I know!You're a big idiot!

 

[tamayamanama]

i don't get it.... ^_^

goes like this she trys to fool them then she gets caught see?she's also stupid

 

[Super Princess]

h34r: Witch num.1

Witch num.2

Witch Doctor

h34r: and both get a baby. accidentally switches the witch babies.After a few years, h34r: and come to complain about it.

h34r: :Why did you switch our babies?

:Yeah,don't you know which witch is which?

 

[bratztroxg]

Esther

Mia

Alice

Hey Esther!

h34r: Hey Alice!

Hey Esther!

h34r: Hey Mia!

Hey Alice!

Hey Mia!

[SIZE=30pt] BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!![/SIZE]

 

[daniel35]

= Mike
= Cherry

Mike is sitting at the table, trying to open a bottle of soda.

Mike: *opens the bottle, then groans, and closes it back up* Darn it! *does it over and over again* Nuts! *calls Cherry on the phone* Cherry, I need help with opening this bottle of soda!

Cherry: OK, I'll be right there! *hangs up and comes over*

Mike: See? I can't open this bottle of soda! Every time I try, it says on the cap in black letters, SORRY, TRY AGAIN!

:Cherry: *slaps paw on forehead*

Mike: What?...

lol big time

 

[Mamitchirocks121212]

is no

is the policeman

is the crimamal

No calls the police because his house is being robbed.

No:Is this the police?

Police:Yes

No:My house is being robbed

Police:We'll be right there

Finally the police arivved.

Police:Tell me your name

No: No

They keep doing this and finally no is sent to jail.

The end!

 

[MisterLego]

Anna

:furawatchi: TV!!

:furawatchi: Anna y did u do that!

She hurt me!

 

[kye]

dony ^_^ crystaly dany. hey want to looke for crystalys. and say yes. they go in the car and look for a spot to look for crystalys. 2minets later. here lets look.13 minets later. I fond a crystaly. Hey im the crystaly.

 

[MisterLego]

Anna

:furawatchi: Nick

:furawatchi: Yes

:furawatchi: What are u doing.

:furawatchi: I'm doing it.

:furawatchi: Doing what?

:furawatchi: Pooping!

Ewe!

:furawatchi: Grose!

 

[irockdudes]

Robber

Police

Crowd

Ruby

Ruby: Help Me! A robber just stole my purse!

Police: *is talking to robber* Did you steal a purse?

Robber:Ummm maybe... no

Police: Ruby did he steal your purse?

Ruby: Duh!

Crowd: Ooooooooo

Police: You are under arrest sir

Crowd: *cheers*

Police:*puts him in jail*

Ruby: What about my purse!

Police: Ummmm don't know bye! *runs*

Crowd: Get Him *runs after police*

Sorry not that funny

 

[Mamachi_Mimichi]

Cool Guy

Dumb Guy

Student

Teacher

Teacher: What do you have for show and tell?

Cool Guy: Nothing.

Dumb guy: HAHAHAHA!!!

Student: -rasies hand-

Teacher: Yes?

Student: May I go to the washroom?

Cool guy: Actually, I lied.I did bring something.-student is in washroom-

Dumbguy: Is is...a flower?HAHAHA!

Teacher: What is it?

Cool Guy: Well...

-student walks in-Where did the washroom go-OMG!-faints-

Cool guy: uh...it's the washroom.

Dumb guy: LIKE, REALLY? HAHAHAHAHA!