The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey! So, MY BOOK REPORT IS DONE AND WAS PRESENTED TODAY AND TOMORROW IS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE BREAK PLUS I GET OUT AT 12:25 TOMORROW YEAH

Hooray! Winter break!

That means you can run us a lot more!

Plus ASDFGHJKL CHRISTMAS IS COOOMMINNGGG

And you might get an iDL!

Yes, yes, yes, and yes! ^.^ I am currently running everyone, and they are being annoying little toddlers, as usual. Yeah.

I HAVE TO MAKE A CHRISTMAS LIST FOR SANTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A PONY AND A FLAT SCREEN TV AND A CUPCAKE AS BIG AS A HOUSE AND A FRENCH COOKBOOK

Sssshhh!!!!!!!

AND WHY SHOULD I SHHHH?!

Because I am the president and I have all the authority.

Well I have a mohawk so that gives me all the authority.

Why should a mohawk gain all the authority?

Because mohawks are awesome, that's why.

Let us test that theory.

*gets out scissors*

Hey, what're you doing with those-

*jumps up and chops off mohawk*

GASP

ooooooooohhhhhhh

HOW DARE YOU CHOP OFF MY BEAUTIFUL-

*mohawk springs back up*

...o.o wha?

Fascinating.

*chops off mohawk again*

WHY YOU LITTLE-

*mohawk pops up again*

It's a magical mohawk. o.o

AW YEAH THIS IS AWESOME!

Most strange. We should test this with a professional hair dresser.

I know a pro! Please welcome.... Choco, my sister's old v4.5 puramatchi!

Heeyyyooooo! So, what can I do for ya, hon? A pedicure? Facial? Full salon treatment? Only 10,000 gp.

Yeesh. Expensive.

Just cut off this ridiculous mohawk for him, please.

Fine.

*puts on fancy spray and cuts hair*

*immediately springs up 5 feet taller*

What the...?!

Holy chex and mix.

Hey.... exactly what kind of spray did you put on his hair?

Oh shoot! I meant to put on the detangling spray but accidentally grabbed the hair growth mix!

Oh dear.

Woo hoo! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

*swings hair around*

EAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*gets whacked by hair and flies out the window*

The hair.... is a lethal weapon!

We should recruit him as a secret weapon to the log's army.

Wait. We have an army?

We have everything.

True. So, please PM us with comments and questions (the tamas would love to talk to you!) and (provided the world doesn't end) we will see you tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey! I am still here, the world is not gone yet. Glad, aren't you? Welp, everybody evolved today. Artemis is now a kilalatchi, Simon is a hinotamatchi, Roger is that potato-chicken thing that Penny was, and (most exciting) Ralph is that diamond tama! You know, the one that looks like a diamond? I was really happy when I saw him on my screen.

I'm shiny and sparkley!

No body cares, Ralph.

I do. :<

Nobody cares because they know that I am sooooo much awesomer with my new wiiiinngggs that don't really fly.

And in what universe is that considered awesome?

My universe.

._. Your universe sucks.

Hey, you know what I just realized? We have all guys here. Except for me, of course.

AWESOME!!!!!! Let's start a secret awesome guys club!

I'm up for that!

What will we do in a guys club?

I don't know. Be awesome and eat nachos, I guess.

Ooh, I'll go make the nachos!

*goes to kitchen*

So. My hair is on fire! Isn't that so awesome!

Not as awesome as my little tuft of hair.

Ahem. Little? It's 5 feet! 0_0

Meh.

OH NOES IT'S A GIRL

NO WE MUST BANISH HER!

Guys. I'm your owner. I keep you alive, so I should at least be able to listen in on this meeting.

I have nachos!

Yay!

NO NO MANLY NACHOS FOR YOU

waaahh

What makes these nachos manly anyway?

I made them with special peppers and hot sauce on them, so the manliest one here will be the one able to eat these.

Whoa, epic!

I'll go first.

*eats one*

Pfft. These are supposed to be hot? Come on, I'm made out of fire. This is nothing.

All right, I'll have a bite.

*eats one*

Mmm, delicious.

I suppose I shall try one.

*takes a bite*

EEEEYYYAAAHHHHH THIS IS HOT!!!!!! WATER WATER WATER

*jumps in tub*

Aaahhh

You are disqualified!

Aww

It's okay Artemis. You can hang with me in the "non manly" corner.

What are you waiting for, Ralph? Try one.

*gulp* Okay...

*eats entire plate*

Hm, these are actually pretty good.

O_O

O_O

Whoa!

What?

The competition must continue! Artemis, whip up 3 more batches of nachos!

Okay!

*goes to kitchen again*

Now, whoever can finish his plate of nachos first wins.

*comes back with nachos*

Okay... ready, set, go!

Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnommm!

nomnomnomnom URK!

*face turns red and hair blows off top of head*

Roger's out!

munch. munch. munch.

nomnomnomnomnom WHA

*smoke rises out of ears*

So's Simon!

So that means Ralph is the winner!

M-me?

That's it for today! Please PM us with comments and such, and we shall see you tomorrow!

Where did my hair goooo?!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi! I didn't die on the night of December 21, Arizona did not explode, no.

It didn't?! I thought it did!

I just dropped you. Calm yourself, Simon.

WELL I CAN DO WHATEVER THE CHEX MIX I WANT CAUSE I'M A-

*claps hand over Simon's mouth* Sssshhh!!! Let me do the boring actually serious evolution news, okay?

MMMPPPPHHHHH

OMIGOSH I'M EVOLVING

Ah! He's ura togetchi. Like Kirk. :3 So, in other evolution news, I gave Artemis a few intentional care misses and he became a shimashimatchi! Like good ol' Bat-Man. He evolved last night. When I checked on Simon this morning, he was already awake, the little early bird, and was a kuromametchi! Which I was really surprised about, because I knew I had given him a couple care misses. ._. Oh well. His band is called Pickles 3 (xDDDD I'm bad with names) and consists of him, a Kuchipatchi, and a Shimashimatchi. They are a jazz band and passed pro debut this morning! Roger is probably due to evolve sometime during this post. I hope I don't get a repeat character again.

I HAVE WIIINNNGGGS AND I CAN.... *crashes* not fly.

haaahhhaaa.

I have no arms. This is so weird.

I'm a kuromametchi isn't that so awesome?

Not as awesome as me!

Excuse me, you're the only little baby here.

Yeah, we're all adults now, what'dya think about that?

Huff! You're mean! I'm sure when I evolved I'm gonna be way cooler then all of you combined!

If you're a pyonkotchi again I'm going to throw you at the wall and scream in disgust. No, I won't throw you. I might still scream though.

What's wrong with pyonkotchi?! In fact, I want to evolve into pyonkotchi!

Boys, boys, boys. Always wanna do the opposite of want you want.

Pffftt..... he wants to be pyonkotchi?

Pyonkotchi is so.... girly.

So?! You're the one wearing earrings, Simon!

Dude. These are not earrings. They are... fashion.

So, announcement. I'm having trouble getting my computer to respond to my camera when I plug it in, so there will probably not be any photos for a while until I can get that solved.

SQUUEEE I'm excited for Christmas!!!! I really hope I'll get an iDL! And with that, we sign off. Please PM us with comments, questions, and Christmas cards! We'll see you tomorrow- Christmas Eve!!

EDIT: oh yeah. page 16 yay!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heey! Merry Christmas Eve, and Christmas for some of you in different time zones. Oh. My. CHEX MIX. My v3 is doing that thing that it always does where it wants to wait forever to evolve. So, Roger has not evolved yet but is due to ANYYTIIIIMMMEEE NOWW *yells in Roger's ear*

Ow! And I thought I was loud!

You are. Noodle, when am I going to get my job application?

I don't know, Ralph. I want to get a different job... maybe you can work at the bank. That's something I haven't had before.

The bank? Who would wanna work at the bank when you can be in a ROCK AND ROLL BAND LIKE MEEE WOOO

For your information, Simon, you have a jazz band, not a rock and roll band. In other news, I'M EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAAAAAASSS

MEEE TOOOOOO I WANNA PONY IN MY STOCKING

You'd have to have a pretty big stocking. o.o

I have something for that!

*pulls out gigantic stocking*

Whoa! Where'd you get that?!

Oh, from my cousin Big Foot.

You're related to Big Foot?

I don't believe you...

Yeah. If it's true, then call him.

All right.

*dials on TamaPhone*

Hi, Big Foot? How's it going? Yeah, Merry Christmas to you too.

Pff. If he's real, put him on speaker.

Okay.

AAAAAAAAAAA I'M EVOLVIIINNNNNNGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHH DECOTCHI AGAIN?! WHY THE HECK DO I ALWAYS GET REPEATS?!!! Sorry.... I'm just kind of mad right now... xl

This is awesome I look like franken stein!

No. Not awesome... siiiggghhh

Um, hi? I'm Big Foot.

Oh, sorry. We didn't know you were there.

Um, yeah. Hi?

ALL RIGHT DUDE SPIT IT OUT ARE YOU THE REAL BIG FOOT YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE EPICNESS OF THE DECOTCHI MAN

Yeah. I'm just like any other magical unicorn.

Unicorn?!

Yeah. My cousin one million times removed is a magical unicorn named Big Foot.

Oh...

That was interesting. So, please PM us with comments or questions and have an awesome Christmas Eve or Christmas. Let's hope for an iDL!!! ^_^

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Well, no instant iDL or anything, but I do have some great news!!!! I'm allowed to order an iDL tomorrow!!!!! MY QUEST IS COMPLETED AT LONG LAST *heroic pose*

Wow, really Noodle? That's awesome!

Yaaayyy a new friend! I hope the color tamagotchi is nicer than everybody I live with!

I bet he'll be snobby and like "oh la I'm in color I'm so much better than all of you alalalalalallaphhfdh"

Roger, I don't think he'll be like that. We'll have to welcome him into our insane log nicely.

Anyway, in awesomer news, SANTA BROUGHT ME A BIG BOX OF COOKIES!!! AND THEY HAVE COFFEE IN THEM!!!!!!!

That's the last thing we need around here. -.-

I'm happy with my new Christmas music book! Who wants me to play them some Christmas tunes?

*starts to play jingle bells on trumpet*

I'm also over-joyed! Santa brought me a book called "The History of the World in only One Million and Three Pages"!!! Isn't that amazing?!

EWWW IF I READ ALL THAT MY EYEBALLS WOULD FALL OUT!!!!!!

What'd you get for Christmas, Ralph?

I got.... a new stapler.

Pffff how BOOORRINNNGGG

It's not just a stapler.... it has a stapler remover built in...

Duh, lots have those.

and a popcorn maker and and a miniature palm tree and an iPhone and a sweater knitter thingy and... it comes with a pack of extra staples.

Whoa.

I WANT ONE NOW GIMME THAT RALPH YOU SISSY I WANT IT YOU DON'T DESERVE IT

*ninja sword comes out of stapler and whacks Roger*

Oh yeah, it's also a weapon.

oww

What'd you get for Christmas, Noodle?

Oh, some books, kitten party DVDs (one hour of kittens. doing kitten things. squuueeeee), pens, manga kit, and a "soft kitty" t-shirt!!! And some other stuff. Yay!

*plays we wish you a merry christmas*

Well, thank you for reading, and have a great Christmas, everybody!!!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi!!! Thanks to lala0629 for following!!

Well, the iDL is ordered! I'm getting a blue one. My favorite color! I ordered from KawaiiOtakuJP on ebay, and it's expected to come between Dec. 31 and Jan. 7. I hope it comes before my break ends, because I want to enjoy it without putting it to sleep or pausing. I now have $7 left. xDDD It's okay. It's definitely worth it. But, since I am clueless with color tamas, please feel free to send any helpful hints or tips! Our mailbox is waiting!

I hope the iDL comes soon!

Yeah, and it better be a boy or it'll ruin our epic boys club!

I hope it's a girl. I used to get girls so much I got sick of it, but now its switched. ._.

Gasp Noodle you traitor!

I'm a girl anyway.... <_<

Oh. Right.

Duh.

And since when did you have the authority to say "duh" to me?! Huh?! Huh?!

Since I became president.

Oh. Right.

Duh.

Is that his new favorite word?

Duh.

Yeah.

Ugh, not another repeated way too many times word!

Duh.

Meh, I'm gonna post this before you can annoy the world anymore. Everybody is paused at the moment. See you tomorrow!!

Duh

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to KeroPyontchi for following!!!

Hm, is it just me or are we suddenly getting a bunch of followers? It's okay, I'm perfectly fine with that!

So, my dad got an email from the seller saying that they shipped the iDL today from Osaka. It's on its way!

Yay!

I bet we're getting a lot of followers cause of me!

No, I bet it's because of my saying "duh" a lot. See? KeroPyontchi even liked that post!

Oh no...

Did anyone ever think that maybe they followed because they enjoy all of us and our ancestors' combined efforts?

No. Why would you think that?

Sigh.

We really need a girl here to straighten things out.

I'd have to agree with that.

You're all a bunch of sissys! I'm the most manly one here!

I beg to differ!

Grrr!!!

GRR!

*fire sizzles around them*

Okay, okay! The president orders you to calm down before you burn a hole in the floor! Jeez!

Weeell, I'm gonna go look at some more iDL info. Everybody is still paused. See you tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 5,371 views!!!!

Thank you to KeroPyontchi for your awesome comments!

Yeah. So, I have photos today! Note, I am using my mom's old camera because of camera problems with mine, so I had to re-remember how to take good photos with it. So half came out good, half were kinda meeehhh-ish. Let's start!

Wait wait Noodle! We have a question.

What is it, Artemis?

Can we narrate the photos of ourselves?

I don't see why not, since we have photos of each of you.

Yes! I'm up first!

So, as you all know, I'm an epic kuromametchi! OH YEAH SO EPIC WOOT

Move along, next photo please.

Okay, okay, bossy. I wanted to try this cool item out that the king gave me.

A lightbulb popped out. I was starting to think it was boring when...

This little battery dude popped out! His name was Joe.

Joe gave me a present! HE'S MY BEST FRIEND NOW YEAHH

The power of bribery. <_<

He gave me singers!!!!

After he left, I decided to put on my awesome jeans!

They look more like stilts to me.

S-shut up!

Ooh! I have a good picture!

There his in his little wig! He'll do anything to make himself taller, really. ^_^

N-Noodle!!! *blushes*

After that thing that didn't happen at all Noodle's just making it up really, I studied my music books.

ALL RIGHT NOW IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE

Uh, actually we only have room for one more photo.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT THAT LITTLE CHEESE IT GETS MORE PHOTOS THAN ME ARE YOU-

Calm down, calm down! We can do more posts, you know.

Oh. Good.

Here I am being awesome and brushing my teeth with my epic flavored toothpaste.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Here I am in my epic samurai wig!

Um, it looks more like a ponytail.

NO EPIC SAMURAI SHUT UP

And then I listened to some rocking tunes on my gramophone!

Actually I heard you listening to twinkle twinkle little star.

SHUT UP

Hey! It's my turn!

I played an epic drum solo...

Then played some piano!

And last but not least, me!!!

Today I decided to go to the park!

I met a nice oyajitchi there, who I discussed history with

We also built a monument dedicated to the gotchi king!

Thanks for reading! I hope my iDL comes soon! Please send us PMs and we'll see you tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heyyyy..... so, as you might have seen in my status, I am sick. I had a fever this morning and have had a bad headache all day. I paused the tamas because I'm really not up to taking care of them right now. I think Artemis might be the right age to go to the dating place. I'll see how I'm feeling tomorrow and see if I'll run them or not.

Noodle! How could you let my aching heart wait another day?

I can, so stop being so dramatic.

I've written an awesome piece of music for my friend No Name! It's called a song for no name!

Sniff sniff sniff it's so.... so... beautiful..

Stop being so emotional! We're supposed to be men! Manly men!

Says the decotchi who wore a ponytail yesterday. <_<

I keep telling you, it was my epic samurai hairdo!

If you're really a samurai, then show me some "epic" moves.

Epic moves? This guy trips on flat surfaces.

Fascinating. I must record this in my history book!

No no no! Don't record anything- except for a video of my epic moves.

*takes out toothpick*

Um, why do you have a toothpick?

It's not a toothpick! It's my sword!

If it's a sword, then why does it say "Picky Teeth Toothpick Company" on it?

Shut up and watch this!

Oh. Wait. I don't have any arms.

Neither do I! Let's be best armless buddies forever!

Waahh-yaa! The power of arms!

Aw yeah!

Drat. Foiled again!

That's all for today! Please PM us with comments or questions, and have a great day!!!!! I hope I get better soon.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 5,413 views!!!

So, Artemis got married to a lovely Makiko this morning. I am only running him right now. I'm feeling a lot better, but now I have a cough. Bleh

AND YOU KEEP HACKING ALL OVER ME

Wow. This is one of the rare times where I'm happy to NOT be running.

And I thought this would never happen. o.o

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUGHHHHHH NOODLE GERRMMMSS

I'm coooollldd! brrr

So am I. My iDL might come tomorrow. I don't have any tracking info though. -.- If I get a girl on my 1st gen I'm planning to try to get Meloditchi, as she's one of my favorite characters.

NO I DON'T WANT ANY GIRLS TO RUIN OUR EPIC CLUB!

But we must team up with a girl if we are to help carry out the quest of Awesome Pants!

Oh yeah.

I knew you'd understand!

No. I just want to eat that giant burrito.

I can make a burrito on my stapler!

Yeah, but can you make a giant one?

No... they only turn out the size of a stapler.

That's tiny!

Indeed.

AAGGGGHHH HELP!

What is it, Ralph?

I got my stapler stuck and now it keeps spitting out tiny burritos!

Don't worry! I can take care of that!

*opens mouth*

*presses down harder*

*burritos start coming out faster*

Oops.

AGAGAGAGAGAGAGHH

He's being pelted with burritos!

SSSTTTTOOOOPPPPPP TTTTHHHEEEEEEE BBBUUURRRRIIIITTTTOOOOS

I can't!!!

EEEEEKKKK

*burritos stop*

chew chew chew phew! You saved me!

Not really. I just ran out of staples.

Don't try to re-fill it, that's for sure.

Thank you for reading!!! Please PM us with comments and questions and whatever you want, and have a good day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi! Happy New Year's Eve for me and Happy New Year for some of you! 5 more hours for me! No iDL yet, but maybe on Wednesday.

AW YEAH IT'S 2013 BABY

LET'S STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT

INDEED

AND HAVE A BURRITO PAR-TAY!

No! I'm not even staying up til midnight, so you guys certainly won't.

Aw, what?

You're no fun, Noodle.

COUGH COUGH HACK SNEEZE SINUS PRESSURE IS KILLLIINNGG MEEEE

See? You guys are lucky that she's not running you. I have to be sneezed and groaned and hacked all over all day.

I bet your wife doesn't like that.

Not at all.

5 4 3 2 1 CHEESE EXPLOSION

*throws cheese at everybody*

Agh! What was that for?!

CUZ SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD IT'S THE NEW YEAR

Well yeah, but what's with the cheese?

This is no ordinary cheese...

*eats cheese*

Wow!

*eats cheese*

Gasp!

*eats cheese*

Cheesy!

IT'S PARTY RAINBOW MAGIC CHEESE!!!!!! DD

Um... yay?

With party rainbow magic cheese, the cheese will taste like whatever the taster desires! Say, Artemis, what'd it taste like to you?

Well, um... I expected it to taste like cheese so that's what it tasted like.

Oh. Roger?

Tastes like regular cheese.

._.' Ralph?

Cheese all right.

ARGH!!! DIDN'T ANYBODY WANT IT TO TASTE LIKE SOMETHING ELSE?

Ooh, I'll try it! I want it to taste like pop tarts.

*eats cheese*

Yum! It does taste like poptarts! And with that randomness, we sign off. Please PM us with comments or questions or whatever, and Happy New Year!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

I'm dyyyiinnnnnggggg of waiting for my iDL.. but there wouldn't be any mail today anyway so it doesn't matter. Good news is, I'm allowed to get a USB IRDA once the tama comes so we'll have downloads!!! I'm looking at the download page over on TZ right now and there's sooooooo many! How am I going to stick to the limit? xD

In other news, I HAVE A SOONNN!!!!! THANK YOU FOR NOT RUINING OUR EPIC BOYS CLUB

Um... you're welcome? I guess... :/

I want a girrllll.... iDL please be a girl pweaasseee

I have an idea!

What?

If the mailman won't come, we'll just have to make him come! *evil face*

Great idea!

Um, guys? It's a holiday. They're off. He's coming tomorrow, you know. They're not listening. -.-

But how will we do this?

We must take him by force! I KNOW!!!

What?

Let's take this piece of bacon and tie it to a string...

Uh huh...

and now put this tag that says "To: Mr. Mailman" on it!

Good idea!

It might just work...

I'm a genius.

*throws bacon out window*

Hi, are you Noodle?

Yep.

These people are weird.

Yes, yes they are.

Now what?

Wait for the mailman to take the bait....

How'll we know when he's there?

We'll feel a tug on the string.

Like we're feeling right now?

Oh my chex mix! It's him!

EVERYONE PULL!!!!!!

*everyone pulls*

Um... that's not the mailman. IT'S A BUNCH OF HUNGRY DOGS!!!!

RUUUUNNN!!!!!!

They'll never learn. Thanks for reading! PM us with comments and questions, and we'll see you tomorrow, when my iDL MIGHT COME!!! I really hope so.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hellooooo no iDL. Maybe tomorrow.

I have no name. NAME ME PEOPLE

I don't have any good boy naaaaammmmeeeeeeeeeees

How about something silly? You came up with Awesome Pants before.

True...

Make it epic. We need somebody epic in this log.

I know something's coming to her.... she has that look on her face....

Epic Toes!

Yeah! Epic Toes! Or ET for short!

Noodle! How could you do this to me? First you leave me in a car alone for an hour while you were in a comic book store buying a manga and a rainbow stuffed jelly fish, then you name my child such a ridiculous name as Epic Toes!

It's not that bad Artemis. Really. He likes it.

EPPIIIIIICCC TOEEESSSSSSS

*strikes epic pose*

ET! Are you going to become epic?

I shall do more than that! I will go on a quest to find the golden bacon of Baconland!!!!!!

Oh no. Here we go. -.-

I shall write you an epic theme song!

And I'll go buy you some epic shoes for your epic toes!

Sigh. My son, Epic Toes.

It's okay daddy! I'll send you some golden bacon when I get it.

OKAY SOUNDS GREAT!! *drool*

Thank you for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions, and have a great day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey, so no iDL yet, everybody is paused, I can only do I quick post because I'm kinda busy.

Hey why am I not on the tama planet yet? >:l

Because of a magical thing called pausing.

Why won't your iDL show up?

Because it's coming from Japan and I don't know. What is this, Noodle Q&A?

Yes. Why do I have an epic name?

Because I felt like naming you that.

Can I be unpaused soon?

Maybe.

Shall we end this short post?

Yes. Sorry for the boring and short post, I'm pressed for time right now. xl

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to KeroPyontchi and kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for liking some of these crazy posts!

Sorry for not posting. Life got in the way. No iDL. waaahhh this was my last chance to get it before school starts up again and it didn't... I was fooled because when I opened the mailbox there was a package in there but it turned out to be from family and stuff so then I was crushed even mooorrrrrree..... sorry, sorry. Everyone's still paused.

I want to do something epic!

I know! How about we do an episode of.....

CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS!!!!

Whazzat?

Our contestants today are.... Noodle!

Oh chex mix.

Epic Toes!

YEAH I guess

And Artemis!

Hi.

It'll be father VS son on this exciting episode of Chicken or Octopus!

Hey. Wait. I haven't lost yet!

But you will so it doesn't matter.

You're mean.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY I LIKE THIS SHOW

Who has the popcorn?

All right, today on Chicken or Octopus, we will quiz our contestants on history!

Oh goodie!

I'm good. I go to school.

WHAT'S HISTORY

All right! Time for the first question. On this date in the year 1973, what did kuchipatchi want?

World peace?

Wrong.

War?

Wrong.

A PICKLE

Yes! The correct answer is a pickle.

Well, he was a kuchipatchi.

Next question. What type of cheese did mimitchi want on this date in 2006?

Uh...

Cheddar?

Right! And since the other contestants have each answered one correct question, Noodle is out.

Aww

HAHAHHAH TOLD YOU

Shut up.

And now, for the final question.... on this date in 1228, what did Pierre Llama I do that caused the Llama Revolution?

Hmm... it's complicated... you see, there was a dispute upon-

He threw his trash in a horse's trash can?

Correct!

O____O

And so, Epic Toes, you're the winner!

AWWWW YEAH BEANS WHAT YEAAAAAHHHHHH

O_______O

It's okay, Artemis.

Yeah, at least you didn't lose in the first round like Noodle did.

Ugh.... anyway, thank you for reading! Please PM us with comments and ideas or just if you want to chat and we'll see you tomorrow! MY LAST DAY OF FREEDOM SNIFF NOOO

O_______________O

I think he's stuck.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heeeeyy people. What's up? I have to go to school tomorrowwwww why noo

It's okay, Noodle. We'll just stay home and party and have cheese popcorn without you.

But I love cheese popcornnnn waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghghghg

Now look what you did.

It's not my fault that she likes cheese popcorn!

Yes it is. IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR EVERYTHING, SIMON

A BABY IS ACCUSING ME?!

I'm gonna get into the drama for no reason! I'M YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!

YOU ARE OH MY CHEX MIX

THE PRESIDENT DECLARES THAT THE DRAMA SHALL STOP!

Awww

This is beginning to sound like a soap opera! And that's not what we are!

Actually, perhaps that would be a splendid idea! Noodle can be the evil one and-

Hey!!!

Oh yes! This is great! I'll start writing the script!

Can I be the awesome one?

Sure, ET!

That's all for today! And I guess we'll have a soap opera episode coming up soon?! My iDL is supposed to come tomorrow. Let's hope that's true! PM us with comments and we'll see you tomorrow!

AND HAVE AN EPIC DAY

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

ESTIMATED ARRIVAL DATE WHY DO YOU LIE

So yeah. I know, it's an estimate but still meeeeeeeh. Not much new really, I haven't unpaused anyone cause of school and stuff.

AND ACTION!

Wait wha?

Here's your part now go hide behind the cou-er, backstage until I give you your cue.

Okay...? *goes behind couch*

Things change... secrets are revealed... poodles eat cheeseburgers.... all in this episode of As the Pickle Dies.

Pffftt "As the Pickle Dies" ahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha

SHUT UP

*plays opening theme on trumpet*

*comes out dressed in a tuxedo*

Um... hello? Is anybody here?

Psst! Ralph! That's your cue!

Do I have to come out?

Do you want me to burn your comic book collection?

Fine! Fine! Here we go.

*comes out dressed as a makiko*

A-a-a-a- BWAAAAHAHAH

SHUSH!

But seriously... why?

We don't have any girls here except you and you're supposed to be the evil one so we had to have someone play Shirley the Makiko!

You.... you are so ugly!

HOW DARE YOU *whacks Roger with purse*

OH NOOOOOO

*flies away to some unknown place AKA under the chair*

Ha! That'll show him!

Oh! Miss Shirley!

Yes, Butler?

Here's your lunch! One cheeseburger and a soda.

Oh thank you- AGH

Um... I command you, poodle minions, to steal her cheeseburger!

Oh no!!!!! Help me! NOOOOOOOOOOO

*gets carried away by Noodle*

This looks like a job for... Super Mushroom! Take this, human!

*spays Noodle in the face with a water gun*

AAGGH! Um, curse you... Mushroom! *goes away*

*has fainted from all the excitement*

Until next time! *flies away*

*wakes up* Oh, who was it who saved me? It must have been that man who called me ugly. I must thank him!

To be continued on the next episode of As the Pickle Dies.

What was that?

Our soap opera,of course!

We have a game show, a soap opera... what next? Anyways, thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments or whatever and have a good day!

All right people, let's do the real thing now! Rehearsal's over!

WHAT?!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

MY iDL IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASDFGHJKL I'M SO EXCITED! My iDL came today! I tried to take pictures, but they're not that good.... I'll see if I can find any halfway decent ones tomorrow. So! Here's what happened. My iDL came in the mail, and it looked like the most perfect thing ever. xD Seriously, it did. After killing my fingernails and peeling off tons of tape, I got it out of the package. My next problem was how to open it to put batteries in. I spent like 15 minutes fiddling with that weird little button thingy. But finally, thanks to SailorRosette , a trusty toothpick, and my dad, I got it! I popped the batteries in, and after a little ditty and "Digital Friends of the World", I struggled with getting it closed up again. Luckily, that didn't take as long as opening it, and I soon set the time and my birthday and I actually sort of maybe wrote Noodle for my username. Then there was an egg, and a baby boy hatched! He was the little guy with the cap. So cute! <3 He hasn't been named yet but probably will be sometime during this post. I took care of him and eventually figured out the games for an hour until he evolved into... kaubotchi? Is that what it is? The cowboy dude? Yeah, that. After that, we went on a little shopping spree and bought a mop and 2 packages of seeds from Tama Depa. We browsed through the remodels but they were too expensive. After we came back, he went into his garden (where it was snowing!) and somehow planted a seed in the snow. I guess we'll have to see what it grows into tomorrow! Oh yeah, we went to the park a few times and played soccer with a little green creature. And so, introducing.... whatever your name is!

Oh, um... hi?

HEY DUDE!!!! THANKS FOR NOT RUINING OUR EPIC BOYS CLUB!!!!!

Um... you're welcome? I guess?

Welcome to our log! I'm Ralph, president and-

HI I'M ROGER I'M THE EPICEST ONE HERE

I'm Simon! I play the trumpet!

I am Artemis. And this is my son

Epic Toes!

Hi everybody! What's my name?

I don't know yet... I kept just calling you "Sir"... maybe you can be Sir something?

Sir? BUT I'M A ROOTIN TOOTIN COWBOY!!!!!

Um... then maybe we should go with a Japanese name?

IT BETTER BE ROOTIN TOOTIN!

Um, what exactly is "rootin tootin"?

ROOTIN TOOTIN THAT'S WHAT IT IS!

Apparently we'll get no further explanation.

zzzzzzzzzzzz

Bwa! He's already asleep? That's early. I thought it was 7:30. It's only 7:00. Oh well.

Should we still come up with a name and surprise him?

I don't see why not.

Uhhmmm.... how about... something Japanese I don't know...

Let's pick from this random list!

Okay.... Satoru! Means... wise, fast learner.

Is that rootin tootin?

Let's hope so. And with that, we sign off! We'll be back tomorrow with more of Satoru's adventures! Which probably won't be much because he'll be asleep most of the day. -.- But anyway, thank you for reading, please PM us with comments or whatever, and good night!

snooorreee rootin tootin snoorrree

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey! So, today Satoru slept for most of the day and so is very hyper.

HI PEOPLE HI HI HI I SLEPT FOR 12 HOURS LAST NIGHT AND THEN I SLEPT FOR LIKE 6 OR SO HOURS TODAY AND SO I HAVE LOTS OF ENERRRGYYYY YEEE HAAAAAW

It's funny, the weather on my iDL today completely matches the real world. xD It was sunny this morning, then got cloudy. So anyway, this morning when Satoru went to go check on his plant, it blossomed into... um... some sort of salad thingy? I don't know. He went to the park and sold it to somebody anyway, I guess. Then he didn't do much until I had to put him to sleep. Then when I got home he went to the park and bought an afro for 30% off from someone. xD Random. Now the weather is... the sun setting, I guess. It's very orange. He is 1 year old but I'm not sure when he's going to evolve into a teen. I'm also running Artemis and his family, so they can leave ET.

YEEEE HAAAAAAAAW YEAH YEAH YEAH

Argh, will you please be quiet?

Yes! You're disrupting my practice.

You're interrupting my.... doing nothing! That's what!

Waaaahhh all the mean adults are mad at meeee

Hmm..... what should I try to make you into? Assuming I get Hanikamatchi, you can be either Mametchi, Kuromametchi, Shinshitchi, or Peintotchi.

I wanna be cool!

Kuromametchi is the coolest pick kuromametchi pick kuromametchi

YEAH YEAH YEAH CAN I BE COOL

Nuuuu. I'm tired of getting kuromametchi, especially since I get him so much on my Tama-Go. I really like Shinshitchi though...

IS HE COOL

Why, certainly!

He's well dressed and quite sophisticated.

What?! That's not cool. :l

Shinshitchi it is, then! Okay, once you become a teen, I have to give you 4 care misses. AKA starving or making you unhappy 4 times!

Yeah! Wait, what?!

Sorry. If there was a way to get it without care misses, I would do it. But there's not. So too bad.

NOOO I WANNA BE MAMETCHI NOW

At last! We can have a sophisticated sort of brother!

Yes yes. Do send me a letter about how it goes, since I'm leaving for the Tama Planet tonight.

Will do. I shall send pictures too.

Oh look! A rhyme.

Tee hee!

Eeeeww. What is that?

It's sophisticated people having a conversation.

*shudders*

Guys... sigh. I hope Mission Shinshitchi goes well. I'm not very good at getting care misses right. But I'll try! Thank you for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions and we'll see you tomorrow! I might edit if Satoru evolves while I'm still on TT.