Stupid Things.

[GreenJollyRancher]

In gym we were climbing the ropes and I was so high and then my shoe flew off and I just let go of the rope and fell! then my P.E. teacher was right in front of me and started yelling at me and I just kept laughing. Then he was like WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU ALMOST KILLED YOURSELF!!!!!! And I was like I am sorry I will never do it again then I wouldn't touch the roe at all that day!

I was again in P.E. and we had to do 10 pushups and I was tring my best but I could just not do it so then Mr.T looked at me and said WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING??? and I was like PUSHUPS???!!!??? and then he was like WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A SEAL!!! and now every one calls me that!! LOL LOL so funny!!!

 

[Misery]

Today, I was spasming alot. When I was on the computer, there was this board on top of my legs, my legs spasmed or jolted or twitched (Whatever it is) and I painfully hit my leg on the board.

And then I dropped a glass, I bent down to pick it up, my hand spasmed and I threw a piece across the room.

And today at school, everyone kept on tripping over my foot! I was just walking and then some random girl tripped! I asked if she was ok and she said I tripped her! There was 5 people that tripped obver my foort in a day!

 

[gotchi_grl]

I've been really stupid today. I woke up at 1:00 PM. Then, at about 6:00 PM, I remembered that I had a rehearsal for a play at 12:30 AM. x.x

do you mean 12:30 pm? because a rehearsal for a play in the middle of the night is weird well idk maybe stuff is different over there...

well i'm always stupid. heck, i describe myself as stupid. i was absent 4rm school on thursday. on friday, we went home early 4rm skoolio at 12:30 pm. so we didn't dress for p.e. and i needed to take my clothes home. then i was like, "dang! why didn't i take my clothes home yesterday?" and my friend said,"but you were absent yesterday."

if i have more stupid moments i'll post them later....cuz i cant think of any right now. haha

 

[Peatrolover22]

O hon

I do somethin stuped every 1 hr!!

lol

im so clumsy

 

[Skippy~Tama]

Last night (Friday the 13th) I went to the Spring Carnival being held at my school. And I was scheduled to help with the Ring Toss. (The Ring Toss - People throw rings at 2 liter bottles of pop, and if they get any of the rings on any of the bottles, they get to pick out a 2 liter of their choice. So, even older grades were there, and this girl asked me to hold her camera. So I said OK, being as nice as I am, of course *LOL*. She got one, picked up her pop, and left, with me still holding her camera. Finally she came back, presumabley because it was an expencive camera. (I wouldn't have kept it, of course. I would have taken it back up to the front of the school and had the media hold it and page her. I'm not that greedy!)

Also that day, there were MoonWalks in the gym. It was so much fun, until someone pushed me and I did *half* a front flip and landed on my head. Atleast it was inflatable! After that we went in an inflatable maze thing, and I got stuck because there were huge blow-up pole things in the way, so I went head-first and landed on my head yet again.

 

[monkeyz10210]

the most stupid thing i did was, one time i was going to call my cusion.( my phone was bad) i typed in the wrong phone number. this girl said hi(she sounded like my cuzie) so i started speaking polish( i am english and polish)and shes like what then i am like stop kindding around (in polish ) and then i noticed and then i just hung up. then i called my cousin, and we started to laughing. lol

 

[tamaw/pants]

My friend gave me her screen name for AIM and it said on my buddy list that she was idle. So i started to chat with who I thought was her. Then the person said they were a little drunk and didn't remember me. That scared me because I thought I was talking to my seventh grade friend but it was really her older brother.

xD

 

[monkeyz10210]

My friend gave me her screen name for AIM and it said on my buddy list that she was idle. So i started to chat with who I thought was her. Then the person said they were a little drunk and didn't remember me. That scared me because I thought I was talking to my seventh grade friend but it was really her older brother.xD

lol thats funny did u read mine

 

[color_kraze]

My dad said we should go to lowes and get a doorknob for out laundry chute but then he said,"Wait... what was that new places name?...Um.... oh yeah! Country Coral!" Then I said,"You mean Home Depot?" And of course that was what he meant. My dad is cuckoo. Oh here is another one.

My mom and sister where in a parking lot and there was a row of four to five vans so my mom said,"Oh, look! It's van lane!" Then my stupid sister says,"Who's VanLane?

 

[Miss Matchmaker]

There's this really weird girl in my lifeskills class. So, we were learning about jealousy and she raises her hand. She says, "One time, I stole my friend's iPod and we got in this big hoedown and then, she forgot she lent it to me!!" She started cracking up. Weird. And we all stared at her like she was crazy. Then, this one guy in our class raises his hand and says: I got one question Mrs. __. What's a hoedown!?

lol. I got lots more funny stories. Especially about that really weird girl. Want more?

Matchy

 

[GreenJollyRancher]

Me and my friends were at the mall and they were giving out FREE "I am Loved" pins at Helzberg Jewelers so we took a lot just for the fun I mean they were free! So they kept looking at us as if we were stealing though we were not! So we just played a long and kept stuffing the pins in our pockets and bags to make it sem suspicious. Then one lady came up to us then she realized it was the free oins and got all red!

 

[tweetygirl1026]

Yeah.

People at school call me a dork.

&&I have 2 good friends that are dorks too.

So on friday we posted signs on our backs.

Anaisa's said "Dork".

Araceli's "Dorkier"

And mine, "Dorkiest"

Then we found out what a dork was and took them off immediatly. ._.

 

[*Summer*]

After swimming last year, I came out of the dressing rooms and everyone said "Caitlin your shirt is on inside-out!" But then I asked them if I should leave it on all day and they all said yes so I did. All I needed was a wig and make up and I think I would've looked like a clown.

It was funny because everytime someone saw me they'd be whispering to their friends "She an idiot" or something. And I didn't get into trouble, My teacher didn't really care, She'd put up with more stupid things from me.

 

[Rey Mysterio]

When I was 10, I was at this singing thing, with thousands of kids. In the rehersals, when we got to eat, I had a fizzy drink. I opened it. Then a bomb of water shot up about 8 feet in the air, and fell down on top of me and RabbitDog. I got a huge telling off by one of my teachers. Me and RD were soaking for the rest of the night.

 

[TamaMan64]

while my friend was at camp, he woke up at one in the morning, went over to another persons cabin, knocks on their door and says, "can i borrow a cup of sugar?"

 

[Skippy~Tama]

One time I went roller skating with a friend of mine and her family. We were all out on the rink, skating, then falling, then attempting to skate again. Finally when we did get the hang of it, her little sister came up behind her, they latched wheels, then she grabbed at the neck of my shirt to keep from falling and took me down. It was funny. It must have looked like dominos!

One time I told a joke that nobody actually understood. It was hilarious for me, though!

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

... I know, it's lame, but what's even lamer is that nobody understood! They were just staring at me, like - o_o - LOL

When I was little my mom took me to the mall with my older sister. We were walking past a store called Von Maur, and my sister said, "Look, mom! Von Maur!" And I just looked at her. I said, "What?" and she said, "Von Maur." Here's the funniest part: When she said it, I said, "Want more what? Why are you using an accent??" LOL

Before that, when I was 5-6 years old and still vulnerable to lies, my sister told me lots of untrue (but now funny) things. She told me that if I stayed in the bathtub too long I would rust, and that we had a new state rise from the water: Indigo. Yes, and I did believe her.

 

[TigerLily013]

One stupid thing that I did just for giggles was before a class one tuesday afternoon...

Me: Hey john?

John: Yeah?

Me: *squawwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

John: *blinks*

Me: That is all.

John: Ohhh man that was.....XD!!!

 

[Lily12]

I've been making stupid knock knock jokes they are so bad. You don't wanna hear them. >.<

 

[xX~Zona404~Xx]

I keep doing the same stupid thing (for some reson i think it's fun ). ok so my mom had to get another frige because my other one broke. And on this one I have to bend over to get something out of it. Now every time i come back up to my feet I hit my head on the top of the frige that's cool of me

 

[tamaw/pants]

I guess this is stupid in a sad kind of way- it was my fault my dog almost attacked/injured my cat and visa-versa. ^^;;;

Very scary- they are like oil and water unfortunantly.