sage's tama diary . ☮

[under-†he-bleachers]

hey there.

well i guess this is my first tamatalk post, so uh whaddup haha.

i really wanted to start a tamagotchi log after reading some great ones soo WAHBLAM here i am.

i now need to start up a first tamagotchi, and for this task i chose a v4.5; thats righttt kickin' it old-school guys.

...well not really, but we can all dream right?

anyway time to reset this lil' guy.

i feel kind of violent, you know, jabbing a pen in the back of it and all. but hey i've done it before and i can do it again. but that still doesn't take away from the notion that maybe possibly it hurts the poor egg.

which is silly because it's an inanimate object, but you know.

okay i did it, it took a while but i did it. y'all should be proud of me. :')

and now i have to put in the date and time and all that jazz.

alright i put in all of the info and now it's hatching, i really hope its a boy..

...

it's a boy!!! woo-hoo! and okay so now what..? oh right i name it doi.

oh gosh i didn't think about this... um, hm. BENTLEY. that's just the cutest name ever okay so that is what i'm naming this cutie. oh wait it only allows 5 characters.. i guess his legal name will be bentz then. because my only other option is bento and there's no way i'm naming him bento.

okay i named him!!. and now he beeped for food and snacks or games so i'm just going to go ahead and do all that good stuff. i guess i'll check back again later, so, thank's for reading!!! ♥

-sage & bentz.

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hay hay hay,

you know what i realized about bentz's name?

bentz a make her dance.

it's alright guys... i'm already showing myself out.

what if i kept bentley forever and i made the record for longest living tama? f*ck yeaaaah.

i feel like my last post was kind of boring and/or sad, so i decided well i'm literally ALWAYS listening to music, so i was like hmm maybe in almost every post i put up (one of) the song(s) i was currently listening to when writing the post. even though i probably listen to music you guys wont like.. maybe something good will appear haha i don't know.

so i'm going to try that, and also post pictures in some of my posts because who doesn't like pictures?

anyway for now here's a song i am listening to right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gic8NRC96Y

anyway, on to bentley, he just caalled me!! omg poor baby is sick and has 2 poops.. i'm so negligent.

he kind of looks like a member of the kkk too... anyway time to take care of him, sorry bentley!

and then i checked his weight and some-f*cking-how bentz is.. like.. 17 lbs. so i guess i need to play a couple of rounds of climb with him.



i think i'm in love with lil' bentley.

also in case you guys were wondering he's still a baby.

-sageee & bentley .

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hiya!!

so bentley evolved!!

he is now a toddler. and if i knew what he was called i would tell you, haha.

okay so i looked up a growth chart, and according to it he is a tamatchi.

 

which means when he's a teenager he can either be a kometchi or a boxertchi. i hope he becomes a boxertchi because i really don't want a kometchi. :/ but hey, it is what it is .

i'm going to try to get a ura kutchipatchi so i can get mukimukitchi thoughh, so yep that's my goal!

also, a robber came!!

he took 100 gp from bentz! <_<

but it's okayy because i already had 100gp, so its all good.

anyway, thats all for now!

 

- sage & bentley .

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hay.

so a lot happened to my baby.

first, he won 3 games of tug-of-war in a row. :")

i'm weird so i like to pretend that he's just and awesome professional tug-of-war player facing off against other awesome tug-of-war players from other pre-schools and it's just some crazy thing and there are weight classes, kind of like wrestling.

and then he got a visitor! it was the pre-school teacher! yay

also he got 3 money star things, but i forgot the rest haha.

so now his points look like this;

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smiley: 12

star: 6

fist: 16

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yep and also here's a song for you! it's what i'm listening to now:

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-sage and bentz. ♥

edit: yep song was innapropriate so i changed it...

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

why hello tamatalk! [:

want to know what i have for you guys today?...

PICTURES. ♥ yes i felt bad because my log, so far, has been pictureless. but you must excuse me because although i have pictures they are still crappy cellphone pictures... but hey it is what it is. [:

so, here is bentley chillin' with no makeup on:

and here is him facing off against an oldie in a round of tug-of-war:

so yep. [: sorry the images are so big...i guess thats what happens when you use imgur haha. oh well.

i'll be making another post for updates and not just pictures, so stay tuned!!

- s a g e . ♥ [& not much bentley]

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hay there.

soo this post might be pretty long, sorry!

alright, well to start i will show you bentz' stats:

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hungry: ♥♥♥

happy: ♥♥

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training: ||

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smiley: 14

sparkle: 18

fist: 20

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and alright i have a very good reason that he only has 2 happy hearts! because some as*hat sent him a snake in the mail! and then that leads me to two important questions, 1. WHO WOULD EVEN DO THAT and 2. HOW DID THAT GET THROUGH THE MAIL? like you would think a postman guy would have noticed the wiggling package in the mail, but i guess not.

i hate to be that guy but im pretty sure you could easily bomb someone with this crappy of a mail system.

and then it made bentley cry. :/

oh well. it's okay because i got 900GP from the gotchi king, which kind of made his day. and now bentz has a very large sum of money.. around 4,000 gp. so its allll good.

I also noticed something after winning a match of tug-of-war, the amount we get from winning has gone up, you see, we used to get 400 gp but now we get 500 gp. [:

yay!

and also bentley is still pretty fat... he weighs 42 lbs. I've been trying to get it under control but it isn't working, so I guess i'll just have to start playing more games. which is fineee by me! [:

also, i feel like my log is sort of lacking fun-ness and creativity so i'll be writing small and hopefully entertaining stories that you guys can read about bentz, because he's been really itching to have a say in my log. [;

but sense this is already really long that will start maybe in my next post unless it is also very eventful.

as for a song, i've been having trouble with that, because i listen to too inappropriate songs for TamaTalk.. so I guess i'll just put up songs I like (that are still appropriate) instead of the ones i was currently listening to.

so here ya go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvmuDH8cgG0

this is my favorite song. :]

- sage and bentley.

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

guys,

guyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

something very interesting happened!! bentley evolved! and what he evolved into was also very interesting.

He is now a Daiyatchi! c': But i think it's kind of weird because, like, idek i just thought he was going to be the other family. Oh well! Now that he is a Daiytchi I have to choose which path i want him to go down, and i choose the sparkle because i like the elvis guy.

In case you guys were wondering this is what he is:

and this is what i want him to be:

he also got a [!] in the mail so i clicked on it, and he had to leave his pre-school teacher. ;'/

and then he got another one, and i'm about to select it! c: [on a sidenote he's so cute when he smiles!]

it looks like some kind of school... and there's a turtle talking to him and then he got a gift. [: i'm not sure what it is though hahaha.

anyway but yep so that's what has been happening! also i have 69 veiws now! yayyy thats almost 70.

also bentley would like to have a word with you now tamatalk

HI. i'm bentley as you can already tell, you know after the car?

my mother insists on calling me bentz which is really stupid but she's stupid so you know.

OKAY GUYS i think that is enough of Bentley don't you? no

He's being really rude anyway. Oh also on a sidenote i'm thinking of starting up another tamagotchi. Maybe a Music star! c: I really want another little Tama to care after (preferably a girl!)

so yeah, thats all for now! thanks forr reading!

- sage y bentz .

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hieeeee. ♥

so guys guess what i decided!?

i am going to start up another tama c: and it shall be on a v6 a.k.a music star!! [:

yeeeeeup.

so i put in all the magical things they ask you to put in and now i'm just waiting for the baby to hatch... c:

i disapprove, this baby will take away my attention. >:/

probably but i reallly want another!! c:

okay, it hatched!!! o: it's a little boy yaaaay. ew and it's toy is a sailboat and his instrument is a keyboard hehe c: he's soooo cute.! and i will now name him.

his name is sloth. <3 <3 <3 which is the most adorable name i have ever thought up. [: >:'{

i think sloth is a ********** name. D': BENTZ NO USING THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.

oh and here y'all are;

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alright guys well thats all for now, talk to you later !

- sage // bentz // slothie

edit: TT hates me..

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hello babes.

i am here to inform you guys that both bentz and sloth are asleep. c:

they have had a good day! sloth evolved into a um kuribotchi and is really cute. <3

but the thing is is that i am haveing issues taking care of him so i am now letting my sister take care of him which is a terrible idea [:i told her to make a log about slothie so maybe the sloth legacy will continue!

for now it's just me and little bentley! which is fine by me because he has been behaveing better, which might be related to the fact that his training bar is now up to 3! yay..!

we did a lot of stuff today, including getting all of his stats in the 30's.

we also donated 2000 gp to the king and then a robber took 500 gp. but its all cool tho because i earned all the money back + even moreeee! yay.

and here is a song for you guys:




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i've been blasting it for the last 10 minutes. ;]

i guess thats it. c:

night TT! thanks for all the veiws!

-sage and bentley.

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hey guys! <3

sorry i haven't updated yet today, my internet started working and then when it finally was my sister had o write an essay on this computer.

so bentley has actually had a pretty eventful day, but it has also been kind of bad for him.. :[

first, he lost tug-of- war for the very first time! and then stopped getting 500 gp for each win and only 400. it's okay though because I've mastered manhole which is equally as fun to play. [:

he also keeps getting poop in the mail, which is really crappy [bADUM-CHAAAH].

But on a better note I got his training up to 4 today [:

also his stats are:

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smile: 47

sparkle: 54

fist: 52

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i also got him down to a mere 21 lbs! woohoo! i played like a million games with him so now i have 5,000+ gp. [:

So now he wants his own word with tamatalk:

Hey guys, it's bentley! I've been having a pretty hectic day... um... i guess thats it.. BYE!

well that was interesting.

okay well bye c: <3

- sage + bentzzzz

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

Hello minions.

​

Nah but really sup it's Kayleigh a.k.a †hesefourwalls or whatever.

​

So I'm to lazy to make my own log and I probably wont really update so I was like what the hell I'll just post my stuff all up in here.

​

On to Sloth now, I guess I'll just kind of make a list of everything that went on because I really don't want to spend to much time on this so here you go:

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i neglected sloth

he almost died and was really sick

i then started playing with him and had fun

became obsessed with getting his point thingys up to 200 before teenagerhood

got them up in the 100s

sloth evolved anyway because he's stupid

guess that's what happens when you live the thug life

is now a nonopatchi

neglected him again

he almost died again but he still loves me

got visited by the band teacher

got some crazy-a*s headphones as a gift

mini-skrillex

i accidentally dropped him in nutella

he's still a baller tho

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Yes, everybody, that is what happened to us in the past 2 days. We live a crazy life together I know.

​

That's actually what I wrote down while it was happening and I was planning on expanding on everything but I really just like it the way it is.

​

Well bye I have to go feed him snacks and meals now because apparently he's all out.

​

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hey! [:

so i guess i have something important to tell you...

bentley evolved! yes, guys, he is now an adult.

i decided to refresh the chart again so you guys can see that he is now a ura togetchi! [:

so cute <3... also, the king gave him 600 gp! w00t.

and on to some updates of sloth--

he almost died!! sinse he is left in my sister's care now she left him home and forgot about him until about an hour ago when i had to revive him. i swear he was on his deathbed. :'c

but it's okay now because he's a little trooper

anyway, i guess thats it!!

- sage and bentz and sloth .

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hiiiya . c:

so guess what happened at about 10 last night?!?

well, my sister came in my room and told me that sloth evolved!!

he is now a tarakotchi.

also, i bought a chest and recieved one from the king with bentz, and we opened it to:

1. turn him into a baby for a while.

2. he got a present! it was a drum.

i think the whole baby thing freaked him out.

but hey free drums. ;]

also, my sister told me that slothie had to preform in front of 3 judges, and got X X X... :/

go figure.

i guess that's it though. [:

now for some talking from sloth:

hello frieeeends! i've had a pretty boring day with myself. mom left me at home (dont tell her i told you) though so i got really sick, and also excuse me if im weird or type wrong but i'm still getting used to this compotur thingy-ma-jig, now on to sloth:

hi guys!!! guess what?!?!? i'm an adult now too! it's sooooo cool :'] um i like pie BYE.

cool beans right there. anyway, i guess that's it for now guys :] cyaaaa~

- sage & bentley & slotherz .

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

guys, guys.

I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU ASDFGHJKL.

okay well um so much happened in the past 3 days or whatever that i'm just gonna tell you what happened today ok.

i'll start with sloth because there is like way to much stuff going on in this crackaz life.

m'kay so he came under the care of me because my sister is lazy and whatnot (this was yesterday), but then i realized that she actually did good because he was like the 20th most popular star or something cray like that and had a bunch of money and stuff and i was expecting him to be 999th with no money or whatever.

so anyway long story short he's #1 in tamatown now.

wooopie.

but the worst part is that tomorrow i'm going to have to reset him unless he makes babies soon, (which he wont because he just thinks he is SO COOL.) because i'm doing a group hatch oldies thing and i wanted to use a v.6... so uh yep.

AND NOW ON TO BENTZ.

okay so he's all good he has 0gp because the robber keeps coming and by now he would probably be at at least -500 but it's just staying at 0 so its all gooood.

i guess the robber really hates me tho.

oh and he has a baby now! w00p. yeah um it's a male baby... but he got married to a chick so it's okay guys. this is what kind of tama she was:

that was really big, and on another note look what i found when i looked up ura-memetchi on google images.

oh, google.

anyway that's all for now. i'll see you later. ;]

(i will also include pictures of my actual tamas in my next post... yay!

- sgae and bnetz and solth

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

hay bbz.

so as i promised i have some pictures for you guyssss.

okay here's slotherz dancing like it's his job or something:

alrighttie and here's his #2 thing... thing. [before he was #1.. also sorry it's sideways ]

here's mah hoe bentley with his baby:

whatta cutie. ;]

stacks on stacks on stacks:

mhmm:

and yeah i guess thats it.

they were kind of scattered sorry.

anywaaay yep!

you know what i realized? bentz' wife is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO out of his league hahahaha/

i thought he was gay all along too. ;']

- sage

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

Play this before you read:


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[kuchitama001]

Awesome Log So Far

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

^^ oh, uh Hello.

thanks. c:

FRIENDS,

i JUST REALIZED SOMETHING TERRIBLE. imho my log sucks a lot.

so i guess i'm just going to try to work on that then... uhm by first taking away times new roman, although i loveeeee times new roman i feel like it's just easier to read without it.

sorry times. ♥

also maybe i should make my log colorful and stuff, so instead of black my posts will be in another color.

the real question is though, what color?

i'm thinking pink because what girl dosen't love pink? c; probably a lot...

so anyway whaddup guys.

i saw that um bentley had a heartfelt post up there.

allrightey then bentz whatever you say even though it was pretty poetic.

i crie evry tiem and on an unrelated note his baby is just way to cute. ♥

like really he's adorable, although i think i'll pause him for a while and start a v.5 because they are so fun to make up stories with. [: i'm like a profesh storie maker at it.

and right now both of the kiddos are showering and whatnot hehe. c:

wellp i guess thats all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuRum64n9bc

- sage // bentz // that other guy.

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

i know.

I KNOW I POSTED LIKE 10 SECONDS AGO;

but guys i just wanted to take note on how extremely adorablee it is when they shower.

okey bye.

- sage .

 

[under-†he-bleachers]

Why hello TamaTalk, it is I under-he-bleachers.

Nah but hay guise! I know, I know it has been forevaaaaa but I have a reason. I WAS GROUNDED. D: Its okay tho i'm not grounded anymore ok. I think it might be a 3 day weekend idek so maybe i will log a lot this weekend or whatever.

Okay so uh I guess i'm starting over and stuff because lol well now I have Bonnie and not slothz and BEntley died... D; it was an accident tho i swear.

oh well.

alright so now i have an egg on my little v4.5 screen... woooo.

Im waiting. And waiting...

This takes so long.

AHAA ITS HATCHING!

okay so it's a little girl and hm I guess her name will be uh Tanna :] yeah thats a cute name hehe. Shes crying now so I guess i'm going to go take care of her!

Alrrriightiee bye TT. <3

-sage and tanna and bonnie.

[ too much estrogen ]