"remember licking doornobs is illegal on other planets." -SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
"If barbie is so popular, then why do you buy her friends?" -ANONOMOUS
"If you do the right thing for the wrong reasons, is it still right?" -ME
"I TOLD mom and dad we left hobbes behind... I TRIED to get them to turn back.... and NOW look, hobbes was all alone when our house was broken into! Mom says hobbes wouldn't have been stolen because he's not valuable... *sniff* well, I think he's valuable..."
-Calvin, from the Indespensible Calvin and Hobbes, page 73 , last line
"when life gives you lemons, check your hands for paper cuts." -ANONAMOUS
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. (if you have good aim...) -Anonamous
"Life is like lemonade, your attitude can make it as sweet or sour as you like. -ME
You can do anything if you set your mind to it, example: amatures built Noah's Ark, "professionals" on the other hand, built the Titanic. -SOMEONES SIGGY, CAN'T REMEMBER WHOSE....
i like these ones. i have other ones, but they aren't at the top of my head right now....