tamadogg
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OMG!!! That was an even better one!!!R-Rated Tamagotchi Commercial:
Announcer:: This fall...buy the most thrilling virtual pet on the market today...Tamagotchi Connection Version 2!
When your Tama is born you have to take care of it and beat it up when it poops on the floor! When your Tama becomes a teen, you can do jobs for the mob and hit the casino for Gotchi Points, so you can buy guns and weapons off the Black Market for your Tama! And if your Tama is bored, give it some cold medicine and watch it screw around!
When connecting with another Tama, you should have a pretty healthy and well-armed Tama because every time you play it's a FIGHT TO THE DEATH! And if the Tama you connect with is someone of a different gender, they can %^$%&^# and ket knocked up! If you connect with a Tama of the same gender and they fall in love...you're screwed.
Kid: My friends used to make fun of me for having a Tamagotchi. Now with a Tamagotchi V2 I'm the toughest kid in school!
*kid shows his Tamagotchi, a green camo with Colt 49 written on top. Kid opens the status menu and it says VICTIMS: 65*
Kid: If YOU own a V2...YOU'RE NEXT!
Tamagotchi V2: Now Available in Adult stores near you, right between the now AO rated GTA:SA and the Paris Hilton Special Edition DVD. BanDai cannot be held responsible of any happens to your kid that owns this virtual pet. WARNING: RATED R. DO NOT GIVE TO CHILDREN UNDER 18.
ROTFL!!!!!!!!