[NEWS]bandai taking tama v2s off the market!?

[kinoie]

Chh... Ya right. They show a whole lot when they have babies, besides, alot of younger kids know about gambleing already. Just because someone thinks they're not cool, dosn't mean the whole world has to suffer.

 

[OsuMesu21]

AUUUGGGHHHH
I can't help but laugh at it though... R rated tamagotchis

R-Rated Tamagotchi Commercial:

Announcer:: This fall...buy the most thrilling virtual pet on the market today...Tamagotchi Connection Version 2!

When your Tama is born you have to take care of it and beat it up when it poops on the floor! When your Tama becomes a teen, you can do jobs for the mob and hit the casino for Gotchi Points, so you can buy guns and weapons off the Black Market for your Tama! And if your Tama is bored, give it some cold medicine and watch it screw around!

When connecting with another Tama, you should have a pretty healthy and well-armed Tama because every time you play it's a FIGHT TO THE DEATH! And if the Tama you connect with is someone of a different gender, they can %^$%&^# and ket knocked up! If you connect with a Tama of the same gender and they fall in love...you're screwed.

Kid: My friends used to make fun of me for having a Tamagotchi. Now with a Tamagotchi V2 I'm the toughest kid in school!

*kid shows his Tamagotchi, a green camo with Colt 49 written on top. Kid opens the status menu and it says VICTIMS: 65*

Kid: If YOU own a V2...YOU'RE NEXT!

Tamagotchi V2: Now Available in Adult stores near you, right between the now AO rated GTA:SA and the Paris Hilton Special Edition DVD. BanDai cannot be held responsible of any happens to your kid that owns this virtual pet. WARNING: RATED R. DO NOT GIVE TO CHILDREN UNDER 18.

 

[TamaReborn]

R-Rated Tamagotchi Commercial:
Announcer:: This fall...buy the most thrilling virtual pet on the market today...Tamagotchi Connection Version 2!

When your Tama is born you have to take care of it and beat it up when it poops on the floor! When your Tama becomes a teen, you can do jobs for the mob and hit the casino for Gotchi Points, so you can buy guns and weapons off the Black Market for your Tama! And if your Tama is bored, give it some cold medicine and watch it screw around!

When connecting with another Tama, you should have a pretty healthy and well-armed Tama because every time you play it's a FIGHT TO THE DEATH! And if the Tama you connect with is someone of a different gender, they can %^$%&^# and ket knocked up! If you connect with a Tama of the same gender and they fall in love...you're screwed.

Kid: My friends used to make fun of me for having a Tamagotchi. Now with a Tamagotchi V2 I'm the toughest kid in school!

*kid shows his Tamagotchi, a green camo with Colt 49 written on top. Kid opens the status menu and it says VICTIMS: 65*

Kid: If YOU own a V2...YOU'RE NEXT!

Tamagotchi V2: Now Available in Adult stores near you, right between the now AO rated GTA:SA and the Paris Hilton Special Edition DVD. BanDai cannot be held responsible of any happens to your kid that owns this virtual pet. WARNING: RATED R. DO NOT GIVE TO CHILDREN UNDER 18.

... effing lame, what is the world coming to?

 

[SakuraNishimura]

Oh dear...tama teaches gambling. Pretty soon there'll be a complaint about them teaching kids to give poop in a box to their friends.

lol the day that happens, is the day I die laughing well not really but yea

 

[terr0rflare]

R-Rated Tamagotchi Commercial:
Announcer:: This fall...buy the most thrilling virtual pet on the market today...Tamagotchi Connection Version 2!

When your Tama is born you have to take care of it and beat it up when it poops on the floor! When your Tama becomes a teen, you can do jobs for the mob and hit the casino for Gotchi Points, so you can buy guns and weapons off the Black Market for your Tama! And if your Tama is bored, give it some cold medicine and watch it screw around!

When connecting with another Tama, you should have a pretty healthy and well-armed Tama because every time you play it's a FIGHT TO THE DEATH! And if the Tama you connect with is someone of a different gender, they can %^$%&^# and ket knocked up! If you connect with a Tama of the same gender and they fall in love...you're screwed.

Kid: My friends used to make fun of me for having a Tamagotchi. Now with a Tamagotchi V2 I'm the toughest kid in school!

*kid shows his Tamagotchi, a green camo with Colt 49 written on top. Kid opens the status menu and it says VICTIMS: 65*

Kid: If YOU own a V2...YOU'RE NEXT!

Tamagotchi V2: Now Available in Adult stores near you, right between the now AO rated GTA:SA and the Paris Hilton Special Edition DVD. BanDai cannot be held responsible of any happens to your kid that owns this virtual pet. WARNING: RATED R. DO NOT GIVE TO CHILDREN UNDER 18.

LOLLERSKATES XDDD Sounds a lot like GTA: SA to me

And as for MLP = My Little Pony... XDDD!!!!

My Little Pony: We've tried making OUR comeback, but have had no success! It's just unhealthy for kids of this generation to be addicted to electronics and technowhatsitgizmoes, like TAMAGOTCHI! We should remove Tamagotchi from the market and encourage them to buy cute little ponies and play with them outside, where it's healthy!

Actually, if Tamagotchi were removed from shelves, it might be better for me, considering I've spent around AU$300 on Tamagotchi over the past year (no kidding :S)

UPDATE: I just called my local Toys R Us - They still have plenty in stock!! They have NOT been taken off the shelves!! I might just go buy another one today then ;D

 

[yaguchimari190894]

OMG!In australia they are saying that they are taking v2s off the maket!!!

They recon that the slot game teaches kids gambling!!!!

It was on "National Nine News"!!!!!!!!!!

i brought this topic before u!!!!

look here

 

[ColonelJ]

Oh dear...tama teaches gambling. Pretty soon there'll be a complaint about them teaching kids to give poop in a box to their friends.

XD

 

[terr0rflare]

What... I give poop to my friends all the time?

 

[pepper1407]

hay i think that if they take away the slot game they will put them them back on market i hope.... :mimitchih well :mimitchilease tell me more if possible...

 

[tamagotchiiloveyou]

Hi i have been talking to the importer they said they cant say much as they believe i am working for the press but they think this MLP is going to stop tamagotchi imports so they cant import them from the usa but they are not sure

 

[ryta.k2]

i f they say theyre going to take tamas of the sshelves well hav 2 buy all of them or we can learn a bit of kung fu or karate

 

[tamagotchiiloveyou]

Yeah I am sending a email to nine news in a few mins telling them what i think !

 

[tama_grl]

Even if they do come off the shelves down under (Have they yet?), They'll put them back on. Don't worry, demands high for tamagotchi's.

OMG!!!

PS.. yes they are on the shelves in auzzie

 

[tama_grl]

I did not think that I would get such a big response

that is what the OMG!! is for in the above post.

 

[katethomas56]

Oh dear...tama teaches gambling. Pretty soon there'll be a complaint about them teaching kids to give poop in a box to their friends.

lol

 

[snoopygal]

That would be so sad if they took V2 off the market, then they might not come out with V3!!!!!

 

[terr0rflare]

It's funny how there's been such a big response against Nick Xenophon against this, but the News just isn't publishing it... They're only publishing his side of the story

 

[Tama-Sama]

Ah, since i'm not from Australia, i cant say much but have a distant opinion: this whole thing is BS. on the otherhand, if it was Bush saying this, i would have to shoot him myself..... i will have to admit, i am a gambler, BUT i hate slots... its not my thing....

in the end, everyone just has to stock up on them for now. i finally got my first V2 and i am going to get a best friends pack this week and share the other tama with my friend from work.... But once again, i'm disappointed with the Tama Mini. it really wasnt worth the money...

 

[yahoo]

I don't get it why there taking the v.2's off the market.

Yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[tamadogg]

Aug. 15, 2005 Austrailia - A 73 year old woman is trying to get a ban on Tamagotchi virtual pets because she believes that they teach kids about exchanging drugs, sex and STDs.
According to a police report, she ha dpurchased a TCv2 (Tamagotchi Connection Version 2) for her grandson, but got concerned when he connected his Tama with another Tama and got sick. She also expressed concern when the Tamas exchanged their own fecies. It got worse when she heard that the Tamagotchis had babies and expressed her concerns on what the boy had seen.

"These toys...are terrible for our youth," she complains, "If we want to have children grow up to be successful, these things should be ridden of immedietly."

Reports say that she's teming up with No Pokies MP Nick Xenophon, who also wants Tamagotchis banned because of the "slot game" available on the virtual pet. They request that the toy be given an R ration. Tamagotchis currently have a G rating.

Yeah right

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A REAL NEWS ARTICLE. I MADE IT UP.

That was a real good one!!!

ROTFL!!!!!!!!