Make a sandwich!

[x.Carly]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn. Which is still there. Magically,cream pie and my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, and a live pig.

 

[BurntSnow]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn. Which is still there. Magically,cream pie and my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, and a slice of pizza.

 

[GirlzRule]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, and gingivitis.

 

[cynicalBookworm]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, and STRONG.

 

[Jayny]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios,

 

[cynicalBookworm]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, and Spades Slick.

 

[Papapatchi]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick and a sombrero.

 

[Royal Ludroth]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, and a True Devil Slicer™.

 

[cynicalBookworm]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, and magnets (how do they work?).

 

[lainabug01]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets, and computer chips.

 

[cynicalBookworm]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets (how do they work?), computer chips, and paint chips.

 

[IlyaneYanie]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets, and computer chips, and worms and bugs.

 

[It`s Teri]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets, computer chips, worms and bugs, and some gorgeous Can-Can dancers doing the Can-Can on it.

 

[mew0099]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets, computer chips, worms and bugs, and some gorgeous Can-Can dancers doing the Can-Can on it, and an unopened can of spam.

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets, computer chips, worms and bugs, and some gorgeous Can-Can dancers doing the Can-Can on it, an unopened can of spam and Ex-Firelord Ozai

 

[Miggels]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets, computer chips, worms and bugs, and some gorgeous Can-Can dancers doing the Can-Can on it, an unopened can of spam, Ex-Firelord Ozai and 1kg or the sourest sherbet xD.

 

[mew0099]

The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets, computer chips, worms and bugs, and some gorgeous Can-Can dancers doing the Can-Can on it, an unopened can of spam, Ex-Firelord Ozai and 1kg, or the sourest sherbet, and a potted cactus, careful.

 

[ManikBhai]

Either:

Tell him that you have no bread, he'll have to go to the shop to buy some more. If he goes out (I'd lay money he won't), change the locks before he comes back.

Or:

Hand him a plan of your kitchen with a recipe for making a sandwich written out.

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[mew0099]

Either:

Tell him that you have no bread, he'll have to go to the shop to buy some more. If he goes out (I'd lay money he won't), change the locks before he comes back.

Or:

Hand him a plan of your kitchen with a recipe for making a sandwich written out.

Er, what?

Anyway, The sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer, magnets, computer chips, worms and bugs, and some gorgeous Can-Can dancers doing the Can-Can on it, an unopened can of spam, Ex-Firelord Ozai and 1kg, or the sourest sherbet, a potted cactus, careful, and a mini Canadian Flag, HECK YES.

 

[.:Nightpelt~Togetchi:.]

The super awesome sandwich has lettuce, cucumber, turkey, mayonnaise, chips, ham, fish, mustard, cheese, tomatoes, bread, ketchup, more mustard, baloney, sauce, a meat patty, eggplant, roast beef, butter, bread, Worcestershire Sauce, more ketchup, garlic, some blueberry jam, chicken, liquid sorrow, corn, honey, more lettuce, peanut butter, Nutella, peas, barbecue sauce, grapes, apples, mandarin orange slices, some decorative leaves, raspberries, a worm, Pumpkin Spread, royal ludroth's enemies, refried beans, a flag on the top, more ham, shredded coconut, human flesh, a peanut, a cat named Mike, and a witty joke, also chicken, fish, what pumpkin???, this pumpkin 8D, Lord Frederick von Hasslehoff, the awesome face, two 413 pound bags of candycorn, a 412 pound bag of candycorn, a carapace that ate the 412 pound bag of candycorn because it did not have 413 pounds of candy corn, which is still there, magically, cream pie, my eye which keeps unhelpfully falling out, a live pig, a slice of pizza, gingivitis, STRONG, cheerios, Spades Slick, a sombrero, a True Devil Slicer™, magnets, computer chips, worms and bugs, and some gorgeous Can-Can dancers doing the Can-Can on it, an unopened can of spam, Ex-Firelord Ozai and 1kg, or the sourest sherbet, a potted cactus, careful, and a mini Canadian Flag, heck yes, AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MUSTARD