Kutchipatchi's invention

[GirlzRule]

Eventually, Mike found a way out of the kidney and ran to Disney Land for help. The Caramella Girls were standing there, PLAYING WITH HIS RAISIN BOX!

"Hey! That's mine-tchi!" Mike cried, running over to them. Unfortunately, he knocked a glass of milk over just as the raisin box transformed into its robot horse form.

Horse-droid walked over to the milk and stepped its foot in the puddle. "Access Denied," said a recording of Mike's voice. Then it used a hand it grew out of its back to *** Mike in the eyes until he started crying.

The Caramella Girls ran away.

 

[Astromeno]

Mike was so sad, especially when the gold turned out to be earwax. "Hey look, a spoon-tchi!" he called out.

 

[mew0099]

He picked up the spoon and suddenly there were people staring at him. They spoke in mechanical voices:

"Look, it's that 'Mike' we've made stories about. What a fat Kutchipatchi, too."

"Hm. He's holding some earwax."

"OH MY GOSH THAT'S THE MOSQUITO EARWAX OF MAGICANT!!"

Then, the earwax floated up into the air, sucking up the spoon and released some red, rock-hard balls.

They turned into 3 giant mosquitoes.

Then they fought over who would drink Mike's blood first.

 

[GirlzRule]

Mike screamed and ran as fast as he possibly could.

 

[Absolute_Enigma]

The mosquitoes were gaining on Mike, and he fell down. As they closed in, he picked up a wool sweater on the ground and threw it on a mosquito.

"Ahhhh!" it screamed. "Wool sweaters! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!" It keeled over and turned into a bar of chocolate.

 

[GirlzRule]

Mike gave the chocolate bar to Mello (DEATH NOTE REFERENCE FTW X3)

Then he ran away because the other mosquito began chasing him.

 

[mew0099]

Mike kept running, then he found out he had wandered into Dali's Persistence of Memory painting. He started melting like the clocks, and walked out being a puddle of goo.

The same thing happened to the mosquito who was following him, except the mosquito turned into a Shaymin instead.