kuchipatchi.is.blue's log of random tamaness

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Okay, photo time, with whatever photos I can find in my mess of a Photobucket album.

Random V5 marriage in my Photobucket

Oh hey, it's Leonard.

THAT'S ME WHEN I WAS BEAUTIFUL!

No offence, but that's true.

Saying their goodbyes before heading off to the family house with tess, willa, adele, adam, felicia, all those fun, old guys. :,)

I WAS SO SAD I WAS CRYING AN OCEAN.

Doesn't look like that to me...

AND THEN I WAS BORN LOOK AT ME I'M BEAUTIFUL

Iggy's Marriage

Iggy was greeted by Meloditchi, Watawatatchi, and Princess Tamako. Photobucket glitched, so PT isn't there.

He chose Princess Tamako. Ooh, he wants to be in the royal family. xD

 

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Ta da, and there was Jay.

He became a....eh, I forget.

Rest of his growth pattern:

Jay and his Shirekentchi.

He wanted to get married ASAP.

Came home with Kasey.

Ufotchi~

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

*happy dance* Page 18!! Yay!

Only YOU would be happy about a stupid page.

Shut up, without page 18, you wouldn't get to talk and share your views with the world.

Like anybody wants to hear them.

Teenage brat.

Spoiled princess.

Little kid.

Stuck up adult.

AND NOW, FOR THE NEXT ROUND OF THE INSULT-LYMPICS!

<_< Daaaad. Please.

lenurd pls

No dolan talk here. This is a no dolan zone (sorry dolan fans :c).

Now, what should we do?

Roll Mike in bread crumbs and bake him in an oven?

NOOO!!!!!!!!!

Yes! I like that idea!

Dad! I thought you loved me!

I do!

Then why do you want to bake me?

Because I've always wanted to roll somebody in bread crumbs.

<_< You and your dreams.

"I...want...to...roll...annoying...half...brother...in...bread...crumbs." There. Now it's posted on Tama Tweet.

Tama Tweet?

It's like Twitter, only for Tamagotchis. Duh, Blue. Don't you read Tama BEAT?

No. I read books.

Well, what do you want to do, since my son doesn't want to do anything fun?

I dunno.

It's either whatever you want or we roll you in bread crumbs and bake you.

I wanna go on Tama Book and talk to Sheldon and Brian and Christine and Bat-Man.

That's boring. The internet is bad for your health.

But we're on the internet right now...

Small details.

Let's Skype with a Kuchipatchi.

Uh...okay.

*skyping*

Hi! *nom nom* I'm Kuchipatchi! Who are you guys? *nom nom nom*

I'm Leonard, this is my son, Mike, and my kind of daughter, Kasey. Oh, and the human is Blue.

Wow! *nom nom* You guys own a human?

They don't own me. I own THEM. <_<

Gasp! Does this mean you don't live on Tamagotchi Planet?

Uh...no?

Wow wow wow! *nom nom nom nom nom* I've never met Tamagotchis living on EARTH before! Wow!

I know, right? We're just that cool. *puffs up proudly*

Yeah! *nom nom* I ran out of food. :c I know! I'll eat my webcam! Bye, guys!

Wait, what?

*screen goes black*

Uh...o.o

He really did eat the webcam...

Thanks for reading! I'll be back with photos-

You mean WE'LL be back.

Uh...yes. PM us with any questions, comments, constructive criticism, and suggstions, yeah? Have an awesome day/afternoon/night!

 

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More UFOtchi.

I'm adorable! *strikes pose*

Morutchi.

Evolving into Himetchi, yaay!

Celebrating her own birthday and getting first happy symbol.

Second happy symbol.

 

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Getting a happy symbol from the treasure chest.

That's it! Thanks for reading!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!

Hi.

JKDF SKDJF LSKDJFBLENZ POOKA

Can't you say hi normally? Even your dad said hi normally.

I've decided to take a different approach to life. I'm going to be as individual and random as possible.

Um...okay...

Is this some sort of teenage phase?

Nope, it's going to last forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and BLENZ POOKA

What's Blenz Pooka?

It means PICKLEKEYBOARD

What's a pickle keyboard?

A keyboard made of pickles! Which is a Blenzpooka! Ta da! *shows off blenzpooka*

Eww! It's dripping pickle juice!

*slurps up pickle juice* PRINTERS!

Wat.

IKDJF KSDF KSJDF LKSJ

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR...RANDOM TYPING!

yi*y*w&r(*wr($*)(isd fkjs dlk

What?

skjdfkl jsdlkfjskjjnxcjxj

Mike, you're not making any sense.

THAT'S THE POINT.

Your life philosophy is weird.

BEEF!

Right.

FLAX SEEDS!

ARE YUMMY!

FEET!

SMELL!

Hi, guys! Whatcha up to? *nom nom*

Hi, Kuchipatchi.

Kuchipatchi! How'd you get here?

*nom nom* Somebody flew me here. *nom nom* I just wanted to see you guys in person.

KUCHIPATCHIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makiko. <_< See you, guys!

Bye!

Well, that was a nice surprise.

CHICKEN TERIYAKI! FJKLDSJ FLKAJE FIWJS KUCHIPATCHI!

I take it that's your way of saying bye?

Yup. ^_^

Thanks for reading! Give us a shout with any questions, comments, suggestions, constructive criticism, whatever! Have an awesome day!

Today's origami tutorial:

Video is

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jlskd fjalksj fd!

I'm guessing that means bye.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Four stars still. -3- Aw.

But....

5020 VIEWSLKDJFA SLKDJF ISDF WIEFDJCXNCJNXCJ

OH MY GOSH

I CAN'T

WAT

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

EXCEPT

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you to you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and oh yes, you, and anybody reading! *happy dance*

I have no idea how to celebrate this, actually. xD

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!

CHICKEN FEET BLENZPOOKA SPEAKERS IPOD!

Mwa, mwa! Kisses to all my fans!

You don't have any fans.

A girl can dream.

I just...eee, so happy!

*happy dance again*

WHEE MY LIFE IS FUN EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE FOUR STAR THING BUT WHO CARESSSS!!!!!!!!!!! PARTY!

Aw yeah! Party!! Can we invite Sheldon, Christine, Brian, and Bat-Man?

Not today.

Awww....D: I wanna celebrate with them!

You can do that on chat, okay?

TO CHAT! FLIPDOODLE!

Explain...?

I don't know. It's part of my new approach to life.

Uh.

YOU KNOW WHAT A PARTY NEEDS? PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY! OH YEAH!

AND IT NEEDS PUNCH!

*punches Kasey*

OW! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF PUNCH!

You said punch. I only obeyed. ^_^

Ugh.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE A PARTY NEEDS?

WHAT?

PICKLES!

Pickles?

OH GREAT PICKLE, MAKE IT RAIN PICKLES!

*pickles start raining from the sky*

What the-AUGH! *get hit in face with pickle*

OOH YEAH! PARTY TIME! *dances randomly*

CELEBRATE 5000 VIEWS! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOODOO DOOOOOO!

LALALALA! *drinks punch*

GASP! PUNCH! *punches Kasey again*

AGH! I GOT PUNCH ON MY DRESS! WHY YOU-

YAY PICKLES! *eats pickles* THEY TASTE LIKE SKITTLES!

Wait, why do they taste like-MMPH!

*shoves pickle into Blue's mouth*

OH WOW THEY DO TASTE LIKE SKITTLES OM NOM

LET ME TRY *eats pickle* IT DOES TASTE LIKE SKITTLES YAY FOR SKITTLES

;u; I'm allergic to pickles.

La gasp! Dad! How come you never told me?

Because...it was none of your business. *blows raspberry*

Real mature, Leonard.

OH GREAT PICKLE! TELL ME, WHY DOES MY DAD HAVE AN ALLERGY TO PICKLES?

....

He says you offended them a couple years back.

Oh yeah...I told them they were just ugly, sour cucumbers and not a real food.

LA GASP! YOU MEANIE!

The best insult you have?

Shut up, he's my dad.

OH GREAT PICKLE, HOW DO WE CURE MY DAD?

....

Feed him the rainbow pickle.

Oh, you mean this one? *holds up rainbow pickle*

*shoves pickle in Leonard's mouth*

IT'S A MIRACLE I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO PICKLES ANYMORE YAY!

LET'S HAVE A PICKLE PARTY!

No mor parties, I'm-*collapses*

*snores*

Let's take a video for TamaBook, you guys!

Thanks for reading, everybody!

PM us with any questions or comments, suggestions, constructive criticism, or congratulations? xD

Have an awesome, Skittle filled day/night/afternoon,

And thanks to all of you reading for helping us get to 5000 views!

See you tomorrow! Or the day after...or the day after....well, prepare yourselves, we might not log for a teeny bit.

Because Blue, believe it or not, has a life.

Ciao!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

So...I can't exactly add colour right now, so this'll be a short post.

Oh yeah, small reminder: to all readers with conversation logs, please try not to copy off ideas old and new, okay? There are lots more sources of inspiration than my little corner of TT.

Mike: I'M STILL A TEEN, BLUE, UNPAUSE ME!!!

Leonard: I second that,

Lola (Kasey's daughter): I'M LOLA AND I'M KASEY'S DAUGHTER SO HI

Mike: HI LOLA

Lola: I'M A MIKAZUKITCHI! MY HEAD IS A MOON!

Leonard: Oooh.....

Mike: Moooon....

So....life has been pretty....typical, I guess. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Lola: Blue, can I have some more of your Cookies and Creme bar?

No.

Mike: Om nom, you mean this? *swallows rest of chocolate*

O_O......MIIIKKKEEEE!!!!!!! *tackles Mike*

PROMISE ME YOU'LL BUY ME A NEW ONE!!!!

Mike: I *gasp* promise...can't....breathe....

*releases Mike*

Mike: *gives Blue new chocolate bar*

Yay! *swallows chocolate bar*

Mike: Geraniums!

What?

Mike: New approach to life? Remember?

Oh. Right.

Thanks for reading! PM us with any random comments, questions, suggestions, and constructive criticism! Have a great day/afternoon/night!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Hey everybody!

So, updatesssss:

As you know, Kasey got married, had a baby girl, Marutchi, who is Lola. She evolved into UFOtchi, and then Mikazukitchi, and then Mimitchi, who is now one of my favourite characters. =u= Too cute.

She got her last happy symbol and I'm delaying both marriages.

Hi bye!

Ugh, I hate leaving before I get to say anything...

 

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Thank you to all readers, members, guests, whoever for reaching over 5100 views!

Many thanks to FunFunMametchi for your positive comments! Thanks for making my day!

Another thanks to FunFunMametchi for following!

That brings the total to 13....haha, unlucky number.

I never go to introduce myself properly! Ahem!

I am Lola, brilliant daughter of Kasey the Himetchi! I'm a Mimitchi, and I'm super smart! I rule you all!

*snort* Brilliant? Interesting word choice.

*evil death glare*

Hey, that's my thing! *evil death glare*

*evil eye of death at Mike*

Better. ^_^

One word about the pickles, the baloney, and the professor and you are toast.

With butter or margarine? Perhaps apricot jam?

Hahaha, very funny. You make me laugh.

Ooh, look who just learned the meaning of sarcasm.

I've known the meaning since I was a baby. ^_^

There's no need to rub in how smart you are, blah, blah, blah. We know you're Mimitchi and you have a humongous IQ and you know everything there is to know.

Actually, Lola wasn't that smart when she was a toddler or a teen, you know. In fact-

*duct tapes Blue's mouth* Don't. You. Dare.

Mmmm mmmmm mmmph!

BLENZPOOKA!

Random much?

New approach to life?

Wha?

Oh, right. You're younger than me and you're not your mom. Right.

POTATO.

That is all.

I've given up trying to understand you.

Nobody can.

HI KIDS! GUESS WHO IT IS?

A pedo?

NOPE, WRONG! FUN UNCLE LEONARD! YAYAYAYAYAYAY! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS LOG SO MUCH MORE FUN!

Fun?

You definition of fun is studying, perhaps taking a break to go to a math convention.

*evil eye of death*

NOW, FIRST WE'RE GOING TO BLOW UP BALLOONS!

That sounds kind of fun.

WITH APPLE JUICE!

How....?

*fills balloon with apple juice* HERE! CATCH! *throws balloon at Mike*

Wha? ACK! *apple juice balloon explodes all over Mike*

BAHAHAHAHA.....ACK! *apple juice balloon explodes all over Lola*

APPLE JUICE BALLOON FIGHT! HEEYA! *shoots apple juice balloons out of a cannon at Mike and Lola*

QUICK! WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!

I'LL USE MY GIANT ANGRY BIRDS SLINGSHOT!

Oh no, not that stupid thing.

*flings self at balloons with slingshot*

*balloons explode*

NOOOO!!!!!!! ALL MY APPLE JUICE BALLOONS ARE GONE!!!! NOOO! YOU WIN! YOU AND YOUR GIANT, STUPID SLINGSHOT WIN! I SURRENDER!

Yay, I win!

*rips duct tape off mouth* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Thanks for reading, everybody! PM us with comments, questions, suggestions, and/or constructive criticism! I-

*elbows Blue*

WE love reading and answering any questions or whatever you have.

Have an awesome day/afternoon/night and photos are coming up...eventually...xD

 

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Guess what I have, guess guess guess?

Photos.

So...I think I'll take a new approach to this: narrate it more like the way I do on TZ...makes it more fun, kind of more attractive, haha.

Or, you could just have us narrate....

Yeah! We'd make it more fun!

DID SOMEBODY SAY FUN? *demented laugh*

No.

Aw.

Kasey

So, since Kasey isn't here, I get to narrate, muahahaha. >:3

She adopted Chitchi, since I want to fill up the list of pets and get it over with:

We also remodelled the bedroom to the 15th Anniversary style. Much nicer.

I love how the window is shaped like Meloditchi's head.

Before Kasey's marriage, we went for a bit of shopping and she bought an orange dress:

Then, we went to the matchmaker to pick out her husband (sounds like we're shopping ).

Well, it kind of is...

Shut up, you're ruining the moment.

Kasey had a choice between Mametchi, Oyajitchi, and Akahanatchi (personally, I would've went with Akahanatchi, hahaha):

But, Kasey saw something sweet in Oyajitchi and picked him.

OH MY GOTCHI MY EYES MY EYES OH MY I THINK THEY BURNED OUT LOOK I CAN HEAR THE "SSSS" OF BURNING

OH MY GOTCHI I DIDN'T KNOW MY DAD WAS THAT UGLY

Don't say ugly, that's not nice.

*snorts* Look who's talking.

Don't judge your dad.

I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER WAAAH

But I did. ^_^

<_< Shut up.

They went out on a few dates and then Kasey came home with Lola.

Lola was a UFOtchi, and then a Mikazukitchi, and unfortunately, I couldn't get photos then. I think I'll have her again, obviously, so there's not much loss in that.

Lola's first happy symbol came from Mamemame Soup (total accident):

BAHAHAHA YOU LIKE BEAN SOUP BAHAHAHAHAHA

It was yummy...;u;

 

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There's me! I'm so adorable, right?

*melts from adorableness*

*ditto*

I don't see what's so great...

*whacks Mike*

See? I love my little hat, I'm wearing it right now!

(I was in a moving car during that photo, don't judge me)

I used my pro cooking skills to serve up meals to Ringotchi and Sebiretchi, and then I had some food.

And then I got a happy symbol, yay me!

You've been watching Disney Channel...

So have you.

Me being immortalized, yay.

Annnd me talking to Nachuratchi.

 

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I adopted Puchiberetchi as my pet, yay.

IS THAT A STRAWBERRY IT IS IT'S FLYING CAN I EAT YOUR STRAWBERRY PRETTY PLEAAAASE?????

....that's my pet.

Oh.

Okay, you guys done yet?

Yeah.

So...now what?

I dunno. I for one am out of ideas today.

Let's do math.

NO NO NO PLEASE OH NOOOOOO

What about an eating contest?

lenurd pls

NO DOLAN TALK

And let's do it. :3

Eating contest? What are we going to eat?

Um....

What about pie?

Okay!

*20 apple pies magically appear*

Whoa! How'd you do that?

*waves Pie Maker*

Ooh, Pie Maker...

Okay...ready...set...go!

OM NOM NOM NOM

*eats 1/1000000000000000000 of 1 pie*

I'M SO FULL I SURRENDER

...

Nom nom nom nom. :3 * finishes fourth pie*

How....*finishes first pie*

I HAVE TO EAT MORE

*vacuums up 3 more pies*

HA, WE'RE TIED! BURRRN!

Burp, I'm done. :3 Win.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Thanks for reading, peoples! PM us with questions and all that stuff, and have a fantastical day/afternoon/night!

EDIT:

It's Mike, he's a Mukugetchi.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Sorry for the no post yesterday, new, self set computer limit. :3

Thank you so much to tamatown123 for following! Two followers in one week, yaaaaay =D

Lola will get married soon, I promise, after a little joint post again, haha. >:3 Only hosted on Noodle's log, though, not mine.

Why not?

Because it was her idea in the first place and copying and pasting is too much work

Lazy much?

Very lazy, all the time.

...

I have just received word that we will be featured on Chicken or Octopus, hosted by CheesyNoodleTama and all her Tamagotchis! I'll post a link to our experience there and hopefully you guys can pop over and watch us fail. ^_^

Well, YOU failed. We didn't.

*snorts* You failed epicly.

Fine, I did. You, on the other hand-

*claps hand over Mike's mouth* Don't give it away! Spoiler much?

Mm.

Oh. *releases hand*

HEY GUYS DO YOU LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL CHICKTOPUS SUIT OR WHAT *strikes pose*

Oh yeah? My beautiful Caraffe (cat and giraffe) suit is better! What now!

Well, guess what? My Mimitchi suit pwns all, and the best part? IT'S NOT EVEN A SUIT OOOH WHAT NOW

Aw.

And I declare Lola the winner of this stupid argument! Applause for Lola!

Well, I'm out of ideas today.

Thanks for reading! PM us with any questions, comments, and whatever. Have an awesome day/afternoon/night!

(Will edit to include COO post later)

EDIT: Post is HERE.

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Four stars AGAIN. -3- It's not that I'm mad about it or blaming people, it's just...I don't know. Gotten kind of old, after like, 15 4 star votes.

Le sigh.

C'est la vie.

Anyway, after that...

Lola got married and had a baby girl, yay! She was a Memeputchi and evolved into Tororotchi half an hour ago.

Named her...Marissa. I always wanted to be named that when I was little. xD

Hi.

Heeey. I'm Uncle Mike.

No, you're not. You're just Mike.

Nuh uh! I'm bigger and older and I'm old enough to marry so I'll be UNCLE Mike to you, thank you very much.

Ahahahaha no.

Sigh.

Hi, Marissa.

Hi, Leonard.

I won't make you call me Uncle because it makes me feel old.

I have a feeling we will do great things together, Leonard. Like take over Mike.

Agreed. ^_^

Le gasp! You wouldn't!

Oh, but we would. *evil smile*

Ugh. *groans* Time to put on my trusty protection suit.

First great thing: steal Mike's suit and hide it.

Ugggggh.

I'm going to kick myself away now, so thanks for reading, guys! PM me-

USSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

-with any questions, comments, whatever! Have an awesome day/night/afternoon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Thank you for over 5200 views, everyone! D

Sorry about the lack of updates, school has been extremely busy with homework and I haven't had time to pop in and update, so, sorry.

So...

I forgot to get pictures of Lola as a Mikazukitchi (AGAIN). She evolved into Meloditchi, yay! Henshin Jo character! Next generation, I think we'll unlock a new destination and icons. Yay. :3

Mike is always the same.

Thanks for reading! Have an awesome day/night/afternoon!

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Okay, I'm baaaaack. From the deaaaad.

Haha, no. School is being gruelling. Yeeup.

It's...Marissa the Arabian Meloditchi! I can finally fly! Yay! I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying! Whoo hoo!

<_< Show off.

Wow. *takes picture* This is going on Tama Book.

*uploads*

Okay...tagged you.

There's no point, though, everybody knows it's me. Duhhh.

But there are millions of Arabian Meloditchis out there, see? *points*

Oh.

What now, you can stop going on and on about how "unique" and "one of a kind" you are.

But...she IS unique and one of a kind.

^_^ Pwned.

Nuh uh.

Uh huh. 3 against 1, you lose!

Booo. Excuse me, I'm going to ditch you losers and spend the rest of my life on Tama Book. *leaves*

Whee, I can fly~~~

*crashes into wall*

Owwwwwww.

Pfft.......

xDDD

Shut up.

So...photos. With lovely narration by Marissa!

There's Mom in her wedding outfit. Apparently she wanted to go and wear her old man ancestor coat to her own wedding.

It's a nice coat! It looks good!

Blue only took this photo to show how cute Mom looks when she's flattered, and it's pretty cute. :3

OH GOTCHI MY EYES MY EYES THEY JUST BURNED OUT LOOK SSSSSSS

She married Nonopotchi. Cute, and they're the same size: also cute. *coughHoneyBooBoocough*

MORE EYEBALLS BURNING OUT OH MY GOSH

And I thought you were a mature adult.

Hey, it's me. I'm adorable, I know. :3

So...Blue took me to the library so I can "read and grow and become smartish".

"Smartish"? xDD

Shut up, Leonard.

A cool ship came, and I picked out a book and read the first sentence. What happens next?

 

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I got to visit Little Red Riding Hood and her weird dog.

Then, we went on a trip to Ura Tama Town!

It's in the planet's mouth, apparently. o.o"

I got to talk to Ura Violetchi! She was super nice and DIDN'T LAUGH AT ME LIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW WHOSE NAMES ARE MIKE!

^_^ Sorry for being awesome.

Thanks for reading! PM us with questions and comments and all that stuff. We'll respond for sure! Have an awesome day/night/afternoon!

 

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I have to apologize for the lack of updates. School is really going tough and I have lots of work on my hands. -.- So...don't be surprised if I don't update for a couple of days.

Hi bye!

Oh delicious food....I'm going to go vacuum your fridge now, Blue.

Yeah, I have to go like now. -.- Thanks for reading, guys! All of you are awesome! (Unless, you know, you like to spread hate....)

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Baaack.

So...no photos (yet), no marriages. Yup. It's been pretty boring since school started. ._.

Bored bored bored. Blue, you need to download more clothes and seeds and toys. I need pretty dresses.

I need a life, but do I get one? No.

Get a life now at The Life Store, only $5.99!

Really? For real? Let's go to the Life Store!

*snort* I was just making it up, genius. There is no such thing as The Life Store.

Thanks for getting my hopes up, Dad.

*trips*

Smooth, you just fell on the post button-