Jokes! TeeHee!

[tamatalker101]

Okay, two men were walking both of their dogs. One was a lab and one was a chihuahua. The first man said,"Ohhh doesn't that smell great." He was talking about the resturant across the street. The second man said,"we can't go in there with our dogs and it is just cruel to tie them up outside in this weather." "Just follow what I do," said the first man. He put on dark sunglasses and crossed the street. "excuse me sir, but dogs aren't allowed in," said the waitor. "Oh sir, this is my seeing eye dog, I'm blind," said their first man. "srry, go ahead in," said the waitor. The second man did the same. The waitor said, "excuse me sir, but dogs aren't allowed in." "Oh but this is my seeing eye dog." The waitor replyed,"a chihuahua is a seeing eye dog?" "Oh man I didn't see that they gave me chihuahua!"

At least i think it is funny

 

[tamagotchigirl2]

[SIZE=7pt]There was an electronics store. A blonde went in and said to the clerk,"I'd like to buy this TV." He said, "We don't sell to blondes." So she left and dyed her hair pink. She came back and said, "I'd like to buy this TV," The clerk looked at her and said, "I told you we don't sell to blondes." So she dyed her hair green and went in "I would like to buy this TV, please!" The clerk was mad. "We don't sell to blondes!" The blonde was mad. "How do you know i'm blonde if my hair is green!?" The clerk mumbled: "That's not a TV, That's a toaster."[/SIZE]

 

[tamagotchigirl2]

[SIZE=7pt] Oh yeah, I forgot these :][/SIZE]

An old lady got a telegram. She was excited. "I get so many telegrams," She said. "But i've never got a singing telegram. Could you sing this for me?" The telegram dude shook his head. "I'm not a good singer," he insited. "I don't want to sing it." She was dissapointed. "I'll give you all my money if you sing it!" So the man said "Fine, fine." And started to sing: "Your sister rose is dead! Dead dead dead! Dead dead all the way!"

A man came in from china and got a job as a builder. Him and 2 other men were digging a basement for a home. "Supplies, please." Said one of the men. The man from china left. "Where is he with our supplies?" the men were confuzed. They got out of the hole and looked around. He was found nowhere. "Well, let's get back to work." They went back to the hole and the chinese man jumped up and said "SUPPLIES!!!"