Today was an epic day, all these happened at school today
I was having a math quiz, and when the teacher went over the answers, I got an obvious one incorrect and you could keep them, you didn't have to turn it in, so I poked holes in mine, stomped on it, hit it with a sharp pencil, colored on it with my pencil and crumpled it, And my friend looked at me with a VERY sad face and made her voice like those animal abuse commercials and said " Every day a math quiz is being abused by Jeressa, for just $1 a day, you can convince her to not abuse the math quizzes, please help the poor papers" and then she went and fake cried.
I was in homeroom and this girl ran into me and my homeroom teacher (who likes to joke around =P) said "Watch where your going!" and then I started to fake cry, and the teacher said "You made Jeressa cry! Shame on you!" And then when I went out the door he said sarcastically, "bye crybaby" xDD
This boy(who calls everyone emo) walked up to me and said I was emo, so I said "Nemo and Elmo are emo, not me" And later that day, I was in the computer lab, and all the computers have Names and my computer' name was Nemo, but the N was scratched off of the sticker on the moniter, probably by the kid who called me emo lol.
There's an old couch in the gym (I have NO idea why) and it was too cold to go outside, so my friends and I sat on the couch in the gym because we could do anything we wanted in there, and then this fat guy sat on it, which squished us so much we couldn't even talk so I got up, and my friends were still squished, so I sat on the arm of the couch and then I fell off of the arm of the couch and then my friend shouted "I LIKE SMURFS!" while I was on the ground and then I said "would you marry one" and she said yes o_o