Funny Moments at School

[x.:DragonFire:.x9705]

Today we had a brittish substitute, so I decided to cheese him off and talk like I'm from england (it was OBVIOUSLY a fake accent. thats the point) and everytime I needed the washroom, I'm like "May I use the water closet?" (it sounded like Mee Ie Ooz thay woah-tair cloo-set) and it was hilarious. And I talked like that to him all day. He never asked me about it. He probably just thought I was a disability student. o.0

This teacher I like but never see came up to me today and was like "I thought you moved, because I never seen you at all yet, but then here you are." and me and my friend were like o.0 um... yeah okay. xDD

 

[LOUDERnow.]

During English, we all had to write points about a character in a short story we wrote on the chalkboard. Adam went up to me and started talking about how Green Day won at the VMAs and how thier performance was crazy. I told him that I went to their concert over the summer, and he said one of his life goals was to see them live. I was like "Well you should've called me and asked for the extra ticket we had." Needless to say, he spazzed.

Science was epic. We had 75 minutes to copy down a concept map, and I spnt the rest of the time talking to Jacob, Chantel, and Abi. Apparently Jacob found his sister's hamster in some sort of pipe and it was bloated to the size of two tennis balls. He then proceeded to tell us about his suicidal fish that buried himself under the rocks.

 

[animelover22]

Jesus came back today! We have a sub. with really long hippie hair and a beard, so we all call him Jesus.

Silver Tentacles and Flo got married today (my clarinet and Brit's. flute). They're going to have flutienets one day. -Ahh- Young love. Olivia spazzed when I told her clarinets are better than oboes, because oboes are just imitations of clarinets. Haw.

 

[GotchiGirl96]

I pretended to be emo in Spanish today.

We had to talk about our weekends so we can learn to say it in Spanish, so I said my life was "so exciting that I did absolutely nothing" xD

And when he asked how everyone was feeling I said I was "esta triste" which is sad.

Then when the class was let out, I became a happy spazz again. People must have thought I was crazy, but their expressions were priceless when I told them what I was doing. xD

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

"It's a water beetle, probs" - Ahh. Inside jokes from March always win.

In PE we did all sorts of balancing acts, gymnastics and stuff and I was wearing socks so I ran up to jump but slipped and slid into the wall. It was such a lol moment.

Grace and I sat under the sanity tree.

All aboard the anal train.

 

[tama+boy cra-z]

once my friend really wanted a drink (theres a kid named Kelvin in our class) and she called this third grader Kelvin, she said" hurry up Kelvin!" and the kid just looked like her wierd, we are still laughing about it! xD

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

I just remembered.

When I told Ms Conry about what Bradie had asked me, she said to the whole class: 'Oh my goodness! Maria has a date with Bradie Webb!'

Honestly, I was so embarrassed. But everyone else found it funny.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Emily, Jen and myself seem to be obsessed with this song. It's just funny how pointless it is and how all the little children in our school are just obsessing over it, hehe. We do the dance using our fingers, in our seats while doing our work, and just during lunch and recess. It's quite amusing.

Jump Jump Star! Jump Jump Star! Slide, wiggle wiggle wiggle, slide!

<3

 

[LOUDERnow.]

Well, to say the least, this afternoon was eventful. This weird girl in my Family Studies class wanted to hang out, but I didn't want to, so I kept making up excuses. After a while, I finally gave up and decided I'd ditch her, since she said she'd wait for me at the front office. Me, Katelyn, and Sam were walking down the stairs, and I saw her at the main office, so I said "I see her! I'm taking the back entrance out of here." But they didn't hear me, and they walked around the school looking for me. (In fact, I just talked to Sam a few minutes ago. She called, and when I picked up, she was like "YOU'RE NOT DEAD!" xD) I'm not familiar with the neighbourhood the school is in, sicne I started high school last week, and the girl I was meeting takes a bus and I was supposed to take it with her, so I kept walking down the road, avoiding the buses. I eventually got lost, and saw Julian and Adam. They live close to me, so I stalked them for the whole 25 minute long walk. I don't know how long it took for them to realise I was behind them the whole time, but Adam was eventually like "-looks back- YOU KNOW WHAT JULIAN, FALL OUT BOY SUCKS. -awkwardly laughs at my stalkerness-"

In homeroom, we had to vote for an ambassador to go to meetings, representing our class. Nick got into the top three vote, and all of a sudden he screams like a girl, points under my desk, and yells "WHAT IS THAT?!" There was a huuuuuuuge bug by my feet, so I pulled my feet up and screamed. All was good when Mitch kicked it across the room, literally.

 

[GotchiGirl96]

Matt and I "made out" today. xD

I was drinking water and I put my bottle down on the desk. Then he takes it and drinks from it. And we always joke that we're making out whenever he does that. xD Because he did it like every day last year. xD

 

[LOUDERnow.]

We have a student council that organizes and runs all activities, like dances and pep rallies.

Each homeroom class has to submit their top five picks for an activity to do this year. We would suggest things, then vote on them. I suggested a BAtlle Of The Bands. It won. And people are already looking for people to play in their bands. If we do have it, I'm definitely paying some crazy amount of money just to see Adam and Julian and Warren play 21 Guns, with Adam singing.

We had to do a science experiment outside, and when some of the groups were done, we sat on this gigantic rock. Heather pushed Jacob off, and his tailbone got killed. Later, Jacob was laying on the rock, and started to slide off quite quickly. Isaac grabbed onto his leg and pulled him up before he smashed his head and cracked it open. Jacob then hugs him and goes "YOU SAVED MY LIFE, BEST FRIEND!"

When me, Kaitlyn, and Jordanne were walking home, we passed by a bunch of people, so we stopped ad hung out with them for a little while. Wyatt loves my red jeans, apprently. xDD

In English, we have to write a first person narrative on an embarassing moment. Instead of writing out rough copies, our teacher let us tell the class funny and embarassing moments for more than half of the period. I cried laughing when I heard Jacob's Ken doll story.

 

[GotchiGirl96]

I kept screaming "SWINE FLUE" in the hallway today. My throat hurts. x.x

 

[Mazeay]

My friend told me a pretty funny joke today:

(first off, i totally respect Michael jackson and I'm only telling the joke because I found it entertaining )

' A wise man went up to Farrah Fawcett one day and said "You are going to die soon, you get to have one wish. What will it be?" and she said "Oh my gosh, I'll have to think about it... I would want all the children to be safe."

A few hours later, Michael Jackson dies. '

it would've been better if you were there :3

 

[x.:DragonFire:.x9705]

Today at tech, we were working on our slide shows. JC was doing his on "Barack Obama" and he found his birth certificate. So then I went over and read it, and it said his place of birth, his time of birth, his full name (He's actually Barack Obama II) his mom's full maiden name and nationality, his dad's full name and nationality, and something else. xDDD So I'm all "I CAN STALK OBAMA NAO MWAHAHAHAHHAHA" and I will not shut up about it to my mom! xDD (dont worry. i'm not gunna stalk B.O.) xDD

Today I poked JC in tech, and he came over to my computer and tried to delete my slideshow, until our teacher comesand tells him off, and JC made some BS about my punching him. xDDD

edit: omg tess, my dadtold methat joke. its hilaious.

 

[Band Geek]

Today this burly dude fell off a scooter. XD

 

[GotchiGirl96]

And I also stuffed my face at lunch. Like seriously, I don't think I've ever been so hungry at lunchtime at school. xD

 

[Goggle-Face]

I played Wall Ball today.

When I joined, I was clonked on the head immediatly after Jack said "Sure, you can join."

When I was going for the wall, I was hit on the back. For some reason, I fell the opposite way I should've.

My first catch nearly smashed into my face.

I was trying to catch it, an I somehow fell. Forewards.

In short, I hate tennis balls :3

 

[tama+boy cra-z]

my friend She'neec got poked in the eye with a pencil when a girl at my table said"well,what abot She'neec?" i laughed so hard my stomach hurt!

me and my other friend walked in the grass at school and the sprinklers came on,i was wet(thank god for jackets,and stretchy shirts)

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

How does a water fight using water balloons made from condoms sound? Yes. It was fun.

Jenny has a boyfriend named Jade, right? I sat on her, practically stradling her then I said "Shouldn't Jade be doing this?" And she laughed and said "I've been further with you than Jade has ever gone"

 

[LOUDERnow.]

In Science, we discovered a brewing broromance between Jacob and Isaac. xD

Me, Chantel, Riley, and Isaac allstarted throwing these random beads at each other, and out of nowhere Isaac puts these really cheesy sunglasses on for protection, because apparently there was one stuck in his eye a few minutes before.

Family Studies is now my favourite class. For a feild trip, we go to Ikea and a mall. One of the stores at the mall sells band shirts, too. Which I am in dire need of. <3