Death Gods Only Eat Apples

[.chasm.]

L looked down at the plate as it was slid back towards him, chewing his thumb. "But..." He started pushing the food around with his finger, trying to keep from eating it for as long as possible.

"Stop it," Matt muttered, reaching over and poking Mello's arm.

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura sighed. "Eat it now." she told him, crossing her arms.

Mello pouted. "Off."

 

[.chasm.]

L stared up at the screens, still stirring the food with his finger. "It looks horrible, though," he said, glancing at Sakura.

"No," Matt said, looking up at Mello.

 

[nokotchi]

"The sooner you eat it, the sooner it's over with." Sakura told L, pointing down at the plate of food.

Mello scowled. "Whhiieeeeeee?"

 

[.chasm.]

L stared down at the plate for a while, then pulled his hand away from it and licked the sauce from his finger. He pulled a face, then pushed the plate away. "It tastes weird."

"Because," Matt said, looking back down at his DS. "Be quiet, I'm playing Pokemon."

 

[nokotchi]

"Just hurry and eat it.... Or I'll force feed you." Sakura instructed.

Mello groaned and began prodding Matt's leg again.

 

[.chasm.]

L pushed the plate away further, staring at Sakura with wide eyes. "I don't want to eat it. It tastes weird." He pushed his thumb to his lip, still staring at Sakura.

Matt rolled his eyes. "Mello, stop poking me or I'll punch you in the face."

 

[nokotchi]

"I really didn't want to have to do this...." Sakura muttered, picking up the fork next to the plate and stabbing some of the food onto it. She held it up in front of L. "Open wide..."

Mello scowled. "Get your damnn legs off me or I'll punch you in the face." he replied.

 

[.chasm.]

L continued to stare at Sakura with wide eyes, chewing on his thumb. "You can't make me eat it," he said quietly, shifting in his seat and leaning back away from the fork.

Matt didn't glance up from his game this time, keeping one hand on his DS to continue playing as he sat up and poked Mello's arm.

 

[nokotchi]

"Yes I can." Sakura stated, reaching forward and pushing the fork against L's lips. "Open up."

Mello continued prodding Matt's leg.

 

[.chasm.]

L leaned back again, his eyes crossing as he stared at the fork. "No way. I want another cookie," he said, looking up at Sakura. He looked back down at the fork with wide eyes.

Matt rolled his eyes, still not looking up from his game as he poked Mello's face.

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura growled. "You're not getting another cookie until you eat all of this." she told him, reaching the fork out towards L once more.

Mello smacked Matt's hand away. "The hell, man?"

 

[.chasm.]

L stared at the fork, then looked down at the plate. "I'm not eating it," he said. "I don't want to eat it." He stared at Sakura pleadingly, leaning back again.

Matt grinned, still staring at his screen. "What?"

 

[nokotchi]

"You're going to eat it." Sakura ordered, pressing the fork against L's lips again, this time with a bit more force.

Mello snarled. "Just get your legs off me!!" he yelled, shoving Matt.

 

[.chasm.]

L pulled a face again, shifting in his seat, then finally opened his mouth, squeezing his eyes shut as he did so.

Matt finally looked up from the DS to glare at Mello. "Why, is it annoying?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura smiled a bit. "There ya go." she said, sticking the fork in his mouth, waiting for him to bite down.

"No, you're just such a fatass...." Mello mumbled with a smirk.

 

[.chasm.]

L bit down and pulled away, keeping his eyes squeezed shut as he chewed. "It tastes disgusting," he muttered, swallowing quickly. "There, I ate some. Can I have a cookie now?" He opened his eyes and stared at Sakura.

Matt laughed. "Says the one who just bought enough chocolate to feed the whole team for a month."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura shook her head. "Nope, you have to eat it all." she explained, holding up another forkful in front of him.

"Says the one who sits on his lazy a** all day playing video games." Mello retorted.

 

[.chasm.]

L stared at Sakura, sliding back slightly. "All of it?" He looked down at the plate with wide eyes. "There's loads there. I can't eat all of that." He curled up, looking at Sakura.

Matt pushed his DS to one side. "You can hardly talk. What do you do, besides blowing stuff up?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura sighed. "Well..... You have to eat most of it..." She held the fork in front of L. "Eat."

Mello crossed his arms. "Well, at least I do something besides sit on my a**."