Dear (Insert Name Here),

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Krystal;;

Oh, be quiet.

You know I didn't mean it that way. :'D

It just.. it came out wrong is all.

It may be true for Hiko however ~

- Clara.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Dear Tamagotchi,

OMGOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND YOU.

And I bought a battery for you and fixed you <3

You make me happy.

- Owner.

Dear Lillian,

I love you but it's just too hard to even think about it.

Maybe later <3

- Maria xxxx

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear Lady Gaga;

Alejandro is getting old.

As much as I love you,

It's really not your best work

Release Speechless as a single.

That's sheer genius, dearest.

- A Fan

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Backside,

Why do you hurt me? ;w;

- In pain... once again.

Dear 7 Secrets with Big Time Rush,

I can't wait to watch you tonight!

It's gonna be so exciting. &lt;3

- A big time fan.

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear Krystal;

I saw a commercial for 7 secrets with Big Time Rush

&amp;&amp; I thought of you &amp;&amp; your obsession love of them



Luff;

Beth

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Beth,

I just saw that commercial too. 83

I'm happy you thought of me. Don't forget, James is my husband!

Love, Mrs. Maslow.

P.S. Oh, I have an obsession, alright. (;

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear Mrs. Manslow,

You can have James, as long as I get Logan.

I wish I could watch it, but I have rehearsal tonight D:

Oh well, you can tell me all seven secrets tomorrow xD

Love, Mrs. Henderson

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Mrs. Henderson,

YES I SHALL TELL YOU ALL THE SECRETS. 8D

Good luck at your rehearsal~!

And of course, you may have Logan.

Love, Mrs. Maslow.

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear Mrs. Maslow,

YAY SECRET SHARING XD

&amp;&amp; Thanks

Love, Mrs. Henderson

 

[user 189013]

Dear Aunt Anne;

I really hate you, you know that?

Yeah, let's walk from the pharmacy to the sports store.

We'll walk there, and spend an hour and a half walking.

It took us 20 minutes just to drive there, b`tch.

And while we're at it, let's yell at Kris because he stated a common fact.

Oh, bloody hell, yes.

Why don't we all bow down to you like you're f`cking royalty.

"You don't deserve to be in hockey, young man!"

Oh really? You'll yell at my cousin that way?

Well, you don't deserve to have a son. Or siblings.

Or even that BLOODY WONDERFUL niece you have called Kristin.

God dammit. What do you deserve?

To live a bloody wonderful lonely life.

There's a reason why Mark divorced you.

Because you're a selfish, greedy, self-proclaimed perfect prat.

I don't care about anyone but myself, right? Is that what you think?

Is that why I HATE YOU?

No. I hate you because you treat your son like sh`t.

BLOODY HELL, YOU TREAT EVERYONE LIKE SH`T.

There's a FLIPPING REASON why your son yelled at you today.

Get that through your THICK FLIPPING SKULL, DAMMIT.

-That niece that had a freak out today in the parking lot because you were being a *******.

Dear Courtney;

You've known me since we were three.

You've known Damien for two weeks.

The last time I was at your house,

All you did was text Damien every 2 minutes.

-I hate you

Dear neighbour's dogs;

SHUT UP!.

-Human neighbour

Dear self;

Are you still p`ssed off?

Oh right. Of course you are.

-Kristin

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Dear Mum,

Stop making me eat. I want to lose weight and be skinny and starve myself, not eat and eat and eat. Seriously, stop buying meat. It's full of calories and I never have enough energy to cycle anymore so by the end of the day my intake is around 300 calories. And stop acting like you're the nutrition expert, it doesn't matter how much I'm SUPPOSED to eat a day. I can eat what I want and be happy, if you just shut up and back off. Why did you make me eat breakfast, a 'snack' and now make lunch? That's like 100 calories in the toast, 30 in the apple and god knows what you're going to force down my throat next. I don't care if you think I'm going to get sick. I'm the one choosing to be like this, and you have no say in it. It's none of your business. Just let me live my bloody life, and stop making me eat.

- Me.

 

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Dear Mrs Maslow and Mrs Henderson;;

EEEEEEEEEEP. ='D

- Mrs Schmidt.

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Mrs. Henderson;

Oh yes! You must know by now that Clara is Mrs. Schmidt? :'D

My, my, we need a Mrs. Pena. Poor Carlos. x3

Love, Mrs. Maslow.

Dear Mrs. Schmidt;

I watched a special last night called 7 Secrets with Big Time Rush!

It was great. &lt;3 If I find it online, I shall show it to you~

Love, Mrs. Maslow.

 

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Mrs Maslow;;

Please do ! &lt;3

I just found out that they don't show BTR in Canada.

That's sad. D'=

- Mrs Schmidt !

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear Mrs. Maslow;

Oh indeed, we do need a Mrs. Peena!

We shall find one!

Carlos can't be the -countsonfingers- 7th wheel

Love, Mrs. Henderson

Dear Mrs. Schmidt;

Yay! We're all going to make our children play together

I haven't seen the 7 secrets special too.

So if I find it online before the dear Mrs. Maslow, I shall tell you

Love, Mrs. Henderson

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Mrs. Schmidt;

I'll try! It only came out yesterday, see, so it might be a few days before someone puts it up online.

But I'll search whole-heartedly for it! It was a great special. &lt;3

Ohh. ;-; Maybe they'll show it someday in Canada.

- Mrs. Maslow.

 

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Mrs Henderson;;

Awh, you're too sweet. &lt;3

I know the children will get along great.

- Mrs Schmidt.

Dear Mrs Krystal Diamond;;

Isn't it strange how the character your husband portrays is named James Diamond?

Crystals and diamonds go hand in hand !

- Mrs Clara Knight.

Dear Mrs Maslow;;

I hope so ~

- Hoping.

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Mrs. Knight;

Oh, it is rather funny now that you mention it. &lt;33

Crystals. Diamonds. Krystal. We're meant to be~

-Krystal Diamond. xD

 

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Mrs Diamond;;

I'm sure you are meant to be ~ !

I'm Clara Knight. Heeeee. lD

- Clara Knight. xD

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear Logan Philip Henderson;

I love you.

You are extremely sexyy.

&amp;&amp; I'm glad we're married.

Lovelovelove; Elizabeth Marie Henderson

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Dear Krystal Diamond;

I think that the show's producers planned the name so it would match James' wife's name ;D

Love, Beth Mitchell