Corupt a Wish

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but you then get a fur coat in the mail and find out it was the cat's fur and it wants its fur back so it scratches you in the face.

I wish for a cupcake.

 

[Graycefox]

Granted you get a giant cup of cake.

I wish for my grandmothers dog to live forever.

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

wish granted but your grandmother dies

i wish that i didn't have to have a test tomorrow

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, (stupid answer ahead) but Steve died yesterday.

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

^you never made a wish

I wish that I won lotsa money

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but someone steals it to buy an iPhone.

 

I wish for some NUTS

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

granted but a chipmunk eats them

I wish for a fork

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but I wrestle the fork from you to cook that chipmunk for dinner.

 

Me wishes for iOS 5 to be released.

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

wish granted but they only relese one and it falls in a volcano

I wish that pigs can fly

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but they land on your car because iOS 5 is not tangible.

 

I wish for a Cave Johnson~portal 2 XD

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

granted but he dies from embariment

I wish for a chicken

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but Cave Johnson ate it. Aw. >

 

I wish for something to do...

 

[eliptic-tensaitchi]

Granted, You jump off a cliff

I wish I was a platypus

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but Super Castro comes and kills it.

 

Meh waters a stick.

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

^ is that even a wish????

wishes that it be warm again

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Too bad, I like it that that way.

 

I wish for mah package to have been express mail

 

[eliptic-tensaitchi]

Granted, Your package is a box of Panda Express

 

[Miss Nerdy]

You didn't make a wish, so Michael Jackson possessed you and he thinks it's Halloween already. HEE-HEE! >

 

Meh wish for toy

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

you geta toy but it deos nothin

I wish for an elephant

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but you get killed.

I wish for a forestgotchi