Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[Funky~Lemon]

My friend who has a duck mates it and steals it O:

I wish to get to sleep better

 

[Epic.Fail]

You sleep worse and then yew fall asleep in the middle of an important time xD

I wish I could go see starlight express again ;~;

 

[Starfire.]

I watch it replacing you xD.

I wish I could sleep all day but never miss a thing.

 

[Funky~Lemon]

Yew slepp throught life with a clone replaceing yew O:

I wish i was'nt as lazy as i am

 

[x/C.h.e.l.l.e-<3]

You lose your laziness but your toes fall off from working too hard.

I wish I could wake up earlier than what I usually do.

 

[x.Kaeleigh]

You wake up an hour earlier but your body automatically crashes at 1:00 pm no matter what until you wake up.

I wish I had a pet panda!

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

It's 2 cm tall.

I wish I had more money.

 

[.:Charm:.]

You owe the bank hundreds!!! Better listen for those debt-solution ads on the radio and TV!!!

I want a duck.

 

[**Rainbow**]

You get a chicken.

I wish I had a genie.

 

[popprincess83]

You get an empty lamp.

I wish I had a 30 inch tv.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

You get a 3 inch TV.

I wish I was in Adelaide ):

 

[Lollyxxx]

You are, but it was bombed.

I wish I had a Wii so I don't need to play my cousin's or my sister's.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

IT HAS NO BATTERY! xD

I wish for new boots.

 

[**Rainbow**]

You get boots with holes in them.

I wish everyone was online on MSN

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

They block you.

I wish I was not so lonely ):

 

[.:Charm:.]

You stay lonely...so simple!

I wish the person below me would reply!

 

[~Pokemon*Mew~]

I reply, but with evil comments. o:&lt; -insert mean things here-

I wish I was famous. 8D

~Mew

 

[**Rainbow**]

You're famous but everyone hates you because you're friends with Hannah Montana

I wish I wasn't stalked by cats when I deliver newspapers.

 

[~Pokemon*Mew~]

I thought I hated her... xD

The cats don't follow you anymore, now it's rats. They weren't there before because of the cats.

I wish that I had a better computer with faster internet.

~Mew

 

[Bamfan1994771]

you have it, but it has a virus and wont work &lt;3

i want to meet bam margera &lt;3 &lt;3(and he will love me!)