Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[**Rainbow**]

You meet him and he loves you but only for a day then he runs off with your BFF

I wish my sister would vanish into thin air.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

You vanish into thin air instead.

I wish Jess would leave me alone.

 

[popprincess83]

Jess leaves you alone for five minutes but then comes back to annoy you again.

I wish I had a liter of Dr. Pepper

 

[x.E s t h e r]

The Dr Pepper is contaminated with moose vomit. xD

I wish I had a million pounds?

 

[HanatchiHannah]

You get your million pounds, Esther, but it is stolen the next day by your best friend.

I wish I could become the person on TT with the most posts.

 

[Funky~Lemon]

I am instead 83

I wish for peace of mind.

 

[.:Charm:.]

You get peace of stomach!

I wish for an orange convertible scented like lemons.

 

[popprincess83]

Instead you get a yellow mustang that smells like oranges.

I wish for cute little bunny.

 

[**Rainbow**]

You get an ugly big hare.

I wish for my bunny to come back to life.

 

[Starfire.]

I eat it.. o:

I wish I had something soft like yarn.

 

[**Rainbow**]

You get concrete.

I wish for the cat earrings I wanted since I saw them.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

They have real cats on them.

I wish Robert Pattinson was dead.

 

[popprincess83]

He dies but then comes back to life as a sparkling zombie.

I wish there wasn't a spongebob marathon on Nickelodeon.

 

[.:Charm:.]

Spongebob becomes not only the only show on Nickelodeon but the only show on ALL OF TV!!! IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (who knows, aliens might have TV).

I wish for a can of Dr. Pepper.

 

[popprincess83]

You get a one ounce can.

I wish for a cooler mp3 player.

 

[**Rainbow**]

It breaks

I wish for unlimited computer time.

 

[xXxSpiderbethxXx]

you become addicted

i wish my daddy would take me to see harry potter 6!

 

[**Rainbow**]

You see it but it ends up just saying Harry Potter 6 times

I wish there was no school tomorrow

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

The only person at school tomorrow is you.

I wish I didn't have to go see Harry Potter 6 today ):

 

[RawryCakes.x]

You dont have to see it today, but you have to see it everyday for he rest of your life.

I wish for tallness