Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[RawryCakes.x]

Now youre afraid of cats.

I wish for a pet elephant xD

 

[Rawr Rawr Dinosaur >:D]

The elephant glomps you when you look at it or when it sees you. ._.

I wish for a light that wont kill me or injure me or hurt me or blind me or do anything that a normal would do.

 

[Asiangotchi]

Wish granted, but the light injured your entire family.

I wish I could be with Birdo forever.

 

[Rawr Rawr Dinosaur >:D]

Wish granted. But, Birdo wont stop talking. Ever.

I wish for nothing.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

You get something. But that something is nothing. But that nothing is something. And so on...

I wish for a new book.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Your book has black pages and navy blue writing.

I wish for more money.

 

[Starfire.]

I take it all.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

You never have school again, and end up being a street hobo.

I wish for more songs.

 

[popprincess83]

You get your songs but they're all by Alvin and the Chipmunks.

I wish for a bucket of fried chicken.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

You get a heart attack from eating so much gross chicken.

I wish for a new book

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

The book has no pages.

I wish for silence.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

Youre deaf.

I wish for myself to stop accidentally pressing the End Call button.

 

[.:Charm:.]

From now on, you press the End Call button before the person on the other end is even done saying "Hello." You lose all your friends because you can't even call them to tell them about your terrible habit!!!

I wish that I could grow wings and fly to the moon.

 

[McGravy]

[SIZE=8pt]Your wish is granted! But your wings are faulty and the moon will always be just out of your reach. [/SIZE]

I wish I could go to Hogwarts!!

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

Your wish is granted, but you turn into a pig with warts all over it's face.

I wish that my cousin would quit being the homicidal maniac he is.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

Now your grandma is a homocidal maniac.

I wish I could read faster.

 

[McGravy]

[SIZE=8pt]Your wish is granted, but now it is your grandmother's cousin's ex boyfriend's son's mother in law twice removed that will become the homicidal maniac. [/SIZE]

I wish I had all of the Tamagotchis in the world!!

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

you go blind.

I wish for world peace. (so epic)

 

[RawryCakes.x]

There is peace on our world, but on Mars there's constant war, and they come here and invade our planet.

I wish my parents won't find out about the 3way call with Ksenia and Michelle.

 

[McGravy]

[SIZE=8pt]EDIT: They don't find out, but they DO find out about your police record [/SIZE]

I wish to be the prime minister!