Purple's Tamagotchi Log Of Tamagotchis! ☺

Am I famous yet?

No! I just started this log!

Why are you making this anyway? The world doesn't need to know our every move.

Oh, just be quiet

Ok, sorry about that.

This is Purple's Tamagotchi log of Tamagotchis!

I'm using the only 2 tamas I have, which are my Tama Go and v6 :3

On my v6, I have a kuribotchi named Cal (I named him after a character on a web comic called Guidestuck) c: He's on the second generation, and is going to turn into a teen sometime today!

On my Tama Go, I have Kankri (off of Homestuck, another web comic) which is a Mattaritchi. He's on the 5th generation and is also going to evolve today!

Are you done blabbering yet?

Oh, Cal uses blue text and Kankri uses red text.

This is what you sound like:*bangs on drum set* BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAH!!!

I didn't ask you >:U

Your stealing the spotlight!

Is that all you wanted? To be in the "spotlight"?

Yes.

Then talk

Ok, my name is Cal (duh) I'm on a v6 where tamas become music stars! I'm still in preschool, where I play jump rope & stuff (idk how that helps you become a music star though...) I'm on the second generation, and my dad was a mametchi who didn't become famous in his band thanks to SOMEONE...anyway, I have a drum set, which was passed on from my dad to me, and-

Ok, that's enough.

But I didn't get to tell anyone about my toys yet!

You mean "brag" about them?

No

Yes

No

Yes

OK!!! Guys, it's time to end the log, so say bye.

Goodbye, my adoring fans! (except for purple & kankri)

C'ya

c:

BREAKING NEWS

Both Kankri & Cal evolved into teens!

Aw yeah!

*Teen High-Five*

Kankri is a Korokotchi, and Cal is a Kikitchi c:

Hahahahaha! Your an acorn!

Hey!

Ok, lets not have another argument this time...oh, and there both going to evolve into adults soon!

Will I get married?

No, because your an acorn!

Cal, he won't be a Korokotchi for much longer, and he will get married in a few days.

Yay!

What about me?

Hmm.. idk because I've always had to reset on your generation (2nd) because the matchmaker never came...

(and I wouldn't marry anyone as rude as you)

NO NO NO NO NO

I need to get married!!

...but there's still a chance you'll get married.

Good, because no girls can resist me when I become a hot Kuromametchi

XDDDD

....You did NOT just say that... And how are you so sure you'll become a Kuromametchi?

Because you've been taking good care of me

So, letting you fall asleep with one happy heart by accident is good care?

Yes.

Uhh... ok then.

STATUS UPDATE:

Cal:

1 year 20 lbs 2 gen.

Hungry:♥ ♥ ♥

Happy:♥

Stress: 00

(that's all I'll post for now b/c there's alot of status stuff on the music star)

Kankri:

2 years 98 lbs 5 gen.

Hungry:♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Happy:♥ ♥

Training:3 bars

Friendship: 2 hearts

(same with the tama go)

Ok, I think I'll end the post here, so say bye!

Farewell, my precious fans! I love you and-

Bye!

First, thanks KeroPyontchi for liking my post! :3

Now, the news...

OH NO MORE NEWS!

They evolved into adults!

Yay!

Kankri became a Necktietchi (somehow) and Cal... became a Kuromametchi

Lol his dream came true! XD

Well, I guess you can say that

Uhh.. where is Cal anyway?

He's not allowed to talk on the log because I know he'd either brag or be rude.

That's true...

Oh! Cal and Kankri connected for the first-

He's not going to beat me at bowling next time! I'll show him...

...ok, and also I'll be getting another tama to add to the log soon!

It'll be a nano that has rainbows on it

So... we'll have another witness of Cal's rudeness?

...Yes XD

STATUS UPDATE:

Kankri:

3 years 70 lbs 5 gen.

Hungry:♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Happy:♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Training:3 bars

Friendship: 4 hearts

Cal:

2 year 23 lbs 2 gen.

Hungry:♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Happy:♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Stress: 00

Not much has been going on, so I'll end the update here.

Bye Tamata-

C'ya later, my amazing fans-

CAL!!

Fudgesickles!

No news for today, except that they both aged up.

Also, they both connected with my sister's v5, who was a HotTeatchi named feferi c:

She was cool to play bowling with and she played the piano like an angel

What...?

No, not like that! I mean, how she's sort of an angel? Some kind of teacup angel?

Get it?

...ok then

I wasn't really paying attention to her playing the piano. Too focused on beating her.

You'll never find true love if you act like that XD

I like someone, that girl in band. Y'know, Lisa the Chantotchi?

Woah, what?

You know she can't resist me

Ok, just stop... MOVING ON>>>

I found this cheat for Tama Gos where you use tin foil and gotchi figures, to make a gotchi figure get registered as a different one (I hope that made sense)

I did it on my Tama Go, and now it thinks I've used 5 gotchi figures!

Kankri started dancing to music that was playing when I registered it ^^

Who wouldn't dance to music like that?

Me XD

Ok Cal, we get it

You can stop being so rude now <_<

*sigh* FINE

Thank you and now-

*BANG CRASH BANG BOOM CRASH*

Cal. Please. Stop. If your going to play your drum set, at least know what your doing.

Hey. I'm trying!

Trying? XD

Grr...

*sigh*

Also, I got to see the new years animation on my tamagotchis!

I don't get what was so great about it. It just said "Happy New Years" Across the screen.

But you were jumping up and down like you were happy

.....

Ok, it was sorta cool i guess

Hahaha!

Don't laugh, you were doing it too!

No I wasn't!

Yes you were

Prove it!

I can see you right there staring up at the words "Happy New Year"

oh.....

No stats today people, sorry for the ones who are very interested in stats

Who'd be interested in our status?

uh... idk

I glad your not posting them

Why?

Because I don't need anyone knowing about how happy or hungry I am

That's just creepy

I could tell them everything about you, y'know

Oh no please don't...Tamagotchis need privacy too

Jk I won't

Good....

Ok, time to end the post now, say bye!

Bye My beloved-

Please don't say that again...

Bye!

c:

Also, I'm not getting the nano I wanted

Instead, I'm gonna try to get an angelgotchi!

Will she look like that angel tea cup thing?

No

Aw...

Hahaha I knew your loved her

Wait, What? No!

(He really does love her x3)

LOGGING TIME!!!!

Nothing new today, except that CAL over here woke me up early in the morning...

Sor-ry! I needed to practice!

Whatever... also, Kankri is going to get married tomorrow!

I'll finally find true love!

*fake yawns*

<_<

...What?

ugh... MOVING ON>>>

When I found my Tamas this morning, all of them pooped, so, of course, I cleaned it up. Luckily none of them got sick ^_^

Also, Cal's brother woke me up as well <_<

I have a brother?

Yes, you have a brother. Your dad and his mom had you and him. Man, I miss them so much ;w;

Can I see my brother?

No, but I can tell you about him.

Ok, whatever.

Ok, his name is Tavros, he's still a teen, a Nonopotchi, and he created a band with these other tamas named Thu and Dino.Also, his instrument is a harp.

That's about it.

That's it?

Oh, and his mom gives him points though mail quite often.

Dang, he's lucky...I haven't gotten anything from my dad... *sulks in corner*

uhh...

Oh! Are you just going to take me to the dating place tomorrow like all of my other parents and grandparents?

Well, yes. Unless you want to get paused for a long period of time so that you can get married to that Marotchi.

Uhh.... just take me to the dating place tomorrow

c:

Yay! The stats have returned!

Cal:

4 years 33 lbs (wow he's fat) 2nd generation

Hungry:♥♥ (oh no!)

Happy:♥♥♥♥

Stress: 10

Tone:188

Rhythm:164

Original:319

Latin Music

10 points

Kankri:

5 years 72 lbs ( ) 5 generation

Hungry:♥♥♥♥♥

Happy:♥♥♥♥

Training: 3 bars

Friendship: 5 1/2 hearts

Character: 5

5290 points

Bye!

Bye!

Bye!

XD

Hello, and now it's time for yet another update!

Hey, where's Kranki?

His name is Kankri, and he's at the dating place getting married

What!? He's getting married before ME?

Yes, because he's older than you.



Ok, Mr.Grumpypants, go play on your drum set or something.

Yay! *crash bang boom crash*

Oh, I am getting another tamagotchi ^_^ So, soon enough, we'll have another tama to talk about on this log!

*CRASH BOOM BANG* WHAT DID YOU SAY??

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!

*BANG BOOM BANG CRASH* WHAT???

*facepalm*

Anyway, oh hey! there's Kankri!

*stops playing drum set* There's Kranki, and his... wife?

La de da de do de daaaaa!

Uhhh....

OMG XDDDD

Umm.. why are you singing like that?

Because I'm happy that I got married to Skittles!

...Skittles?

Yeah, y'know, my wife? The Uwasatchi? The one that types in pink?

Ooooh! It's your wife's name. I thought you really got married to skittles for a minute XD

I did get married to Skittles, though

Wait...what?

No, I meant the candy called Skittles

There's a candy called Skittles?

Ugh... *facepalm*

I heard you guys talking about another tamagotchi or something earlier

Well, yes. we are going to add another tamagotchi to the log. It's that angel one, remember?

Oh, you ARE getting it?

...Yes...?

Dang it! If i'd known that, i'd gotten married to her instead of-

Grrr...

Oh, uhh, sorry, i mean, i'd rather get married to you, of course. Besides, I can't even connect with the angel one-

Yeah, right! I knew you only love the angel one, I even saw the posters in your room!

Wait, what-

Ok, I'm sure none of you want to see more drama fights and stuff (I feel like this is only what the log is made of )

I'll just end the post here, no stats or anything, because it'll just turn into more drama. Say bye!

Bye!

C'ya!

Ugh...

^_^

UPDATE!!

Sorry for the absence, I was away over the weekend, and a lot has happened!

Cal got married, and Kankri finally had a baby!

The first girl in 5 generations! Hooray! ^_^

Wouldn't make any difference if my little dewdrop was a boy...

Would she still be named dewdrop? (you seriously have to stop calling her that)

...Yes

Hahahahaha!

I bet you'd do the same thing to your honey sugar betty bear.... whatever

CORRECTION: Betty Boo Sugar Honey Snuggle Bear Bubble Buddy the Fourth



...What?

Nothing... Anyway, this will be the last time you hear from Cal and Kankri, they'll be leaving tonight

Me and Skittles have our stuff packed, right?

No, you almost forgot your creepy HotTeatchi posters

Oh..yeah, those.....

Can we just throw those away or something?

*Throws posters in fire*

Thanks

What about you Cal? Ready to go back to your planet?

Yes! Duh! I've been DYING to get out of this cramped, tiny, blue egg thing

...okay then

Babies, do you have to say anything?

Phttthhhfff.....

...

Anyway, I'm going to miss Kankri and Cal, even though they were quite rude sometimes.

Also, I hope none of Cal's rudeness got passed down to his Sugar betty boo bear....

Her name is-

No, I get it...

I'm going to rename them anyway, so It doesn't even matter

Dang it, i've already made a list of what her son/daughter would be, and his/hers, and-

Ok I get it..

Well, it's about time to end the final post with Kankri and Cal, so here are their stats for the last time:

Cal:

7 years 30 lbs 2 gen.

Hungry:♥♥♥

Happy:♥♥♥♥

Stress: 0

Tone: 319

Rhythm: 244

Original: 515

Asian Music

230 Points

Kankri:

9 years 90 lbs ( ) g.5

Hungry:♥♥♥♥♥

Happy:♥♥♥♥♥

Training: 3 bars

Friendship:

Character: 5

4780 Points

Time to say the last goodbye-

YESSSSS!

What?

My dad FINALLY gave me a gift FINALLLLLYYYYYYY!!!!!

Well, I hope your happy ^_^ It's the last gift you'll ever get

Woah, really?

Yes

Anyway, time to say the last goodbye guys!

Goodbye Tamatalk! Luv ya!

Farewell, my Tamatalk fans! I'll miss you!

Bye! Even though I barely know any of you, I'll miss you!

Phhhhthhhffffffff......

;w;

In memory of Cal and Kankri, the best (and most rude) tamas I've ever had so far c:

Sorry for not posting in a while, I kept my tamas paused for a while

Anyway, Cal and Kankri left a few days ago, and now I'm taking care of their babies, Damara and Kanaya! (Yes, I named them after Homestuck characters... again XD)

So here they are! Damara types in Gold text and Kanaya types in Lime text :3

Hello Tamatalk! I've seen my owner has logged our past generation?

...Yes

Can I read your log?

Sure

Ok..."Am I famous yet?

No! I just started this-"

No, don't read it out loud please. I don't think many viewers are in the mood to listen to someone read my entire log...

You saaaaaid she could read it!

Well, I thoooooought she would read it to herself

Anyway, I'm going to continue

Right now, Kanaya and Damara are both toddlers at the moment, Damara is a Belltchi and Kanaya is a Tamatchi

I would have been a stage foward if you have not been keeping me paused all the time...

Sorry! I'm trying to get a Lovelitchi, and they require perfect care and full training bars

And I'd have to watch you 24/7! Which I can't

Does it matter what she evolves into, woman?

"Woman"?

Yes WOMAN

Please don't fight! I've read your past posts and have seen the fights you've had... I don't want that to happen again

Okay...

Sure thing Giiiiiiiiirl!

Now, as I was saying-

Wait, why are you saying my lines?

Would you rather have me say it in spanish?

uhhh.....ok...

Me encantan los gatos!

....

Your just sayin' I love cats, girl

Well I do!

Do tamagotchi's have cats?

No, but I've heard of them

okay then...

It's 'bout time to end our post peeps!

Now YOUR saying my lines?

Yup!

...

Anyway, say bye!

'Cya peeps!

Goodbye!

'Sup, Tamatalkers!

I have been wondering something...

What is it?

Since Humans made a site to talk about our species, why don't we make a site where we talk about Humans?

Ha, that's a great idea giiiiiiiirl! Let's start makin' it!

Well, can't it wait? Were not even supposed to be on here at all!

C'mon girl, you KNOW you want to!

....Well-

Well, c'mon then!

Wait! I hear someone coming!

What are you doing?

Were just making your grand post of the day, girl! You slept in too late, and we couldn't skip the post today, y'know!

No, I'm not mad or anything

Phew!

I'll just finish the log from here...

Well, yesterday, Kanaya evolved!

Aw yeah!

She made a band with an ichigotchi named Veronica and a nonopotchi named Louis

Aren't you going to tell them what I named my band, girl?

...okay, Kanaya named her band Beta Kids (from homestuck... AGAIN)

You have to admit it girl, that band name is SWEET!

<_<

Hahahahaha

What

I just noticed something

What?

Something important

WHAT?

Since I'm a Chamametchi, and you have a Chamametchi Gotchi figure, I'm basicly sitting on top of Damara's house XD

...

Wow, I didn't notice that

If you think about it, it is rather hilarious

Hahahahahahahahahhaha!

Ok, about time to end the post!

Cya!

Bye!

UPDATE!

Kanaya evolved!

YES!

Damara will evolve today sometime, hopefully

c:

Ok, there isn't much news about Kanaya (exept the fact that she evolved)

Giiiirl a LOT has been goin' on with ME

Well, nothing BIG has been going on with you..

I swiched her instument to a harp a few days ago...

a HARP? C'mon, woman! I need something that I can... ROCK with!

Ok, fine. Now you have a Mega Drum

AW YEAH SISTAH! That's what I'm talking about!

Isn't that drum set from the Tamagotchi's of our earlier generation?

Accually, yes

DDD

Nothing else has been going on with her...so...

Now that were (basically) done talking about Kanaya, let's move on to Damara.

Today, I bought her a new room c:

I love this room! It is rather beutiful

Glad you like it! Anyway, today we went to the park and got to hang out with Oyajitchi, Chamametchi, Kunoitchi, Kutchipatchi, Violetchi and Necktietchi ( )

It was quite fun to "hang out" with all of those Tamagotchis c:

I bet it was

That's really about it for what i've been doing with them, so... what else have you guys ben up to?

I have been writing about Kanaya's ancestor Tamagotchis

Woah, really?

Yes! Did you know you were named after your Grandmother?

Holy fudgesickles! that's AWESOME!

Yup! As I was saying, I'm writing the story of her and Eridan, your Grandfather, how they met, their love life...

Ok, ok. You can tell us later is time to end the post!

Aw man! C'mon! Can't you let us talk for a LITTLE longer?

No, sorry

Sigh... oh well. Goodbye Tamatalk!

C'ya peeps!

Bye! c:

Eridan was walking slowly up to Kanaya's door. He began reaching toward's the fancy doorbell when suddenly he though, "What if she said no?" He ****** his hand away. But he began to think, "Of course she'd say yes!" Eridan and Kanaya are childhood friends. Ever since toddlers. They were basically raised together. Eridan let the good memories flood back to him. Suddenly he snapped back into reality, in front of his true love's door. He gulped and thought "Here goes everything..." and pressed the doorbell to were he could hear "Ding Dong!" inside of Kanaya's house. Eridan's heart beated faster as he heard footsteps aproaching. Suddenly, the door opened, with Kanaya standing behind it. "Oh, hi Eridan!" She said, surprised. "What are you doing here?" Eridan froze. He couldn't say anything. His face turned a bright red when Kanaya said, "Is something wrong?" Eridan knew it was too late to back away now. "If I get rejected, I get rejected... " He thought. Finally he took a deep breath and said--

DAMARA! What are you doing?

UPDATE!!!

Damara evolved today!!

DD

She evolved into Makiko, and I forgot to mention yesterday that Kanaya is now a Mimitchi

Woman. WOMAN. How could you forget?

Sorry, I wasn't thinking

WOMAN.

What?

You shouldn't have forgot'n! I thought... I thought we were FRIENDS

...we are <_<

Hahaha I'm just messing with 'ya

...ok, anyway, this is our last few days with Kanaya and Damara... in a few days they'll get married c:

Maybe I should write stories about me and Kanaya getting married!

XDDD Giiiiiirl, what the flip

What..?

You really needed to word that better XDDD

...

Oh no no no no no! I didn't mean it like that!

XD Yeah, I know you didn't, but still.... XDDDDD

...

Ok, well that's about it..so..

Cya peeps!

Goodbye Tamatalk!

Bye!

Oh! I got my Angelgotchi in the mail today, so once I get batteries for it, I'm going to add it to the log!

SWEET!

Yay!

Nothing new for today

Awww.....

Well, Kanaya is going to get married! She's six years old, but I'm going to wait until tomorrow so she and Damara can get married together :3

Kinda like a double-date? Only it's a double-marriage?

...i guess you can say that XD

Well, other than that there isn't anything else new...so I guess I'm going to list some boring stuff

Damara tried on this Fairy Costume thing...

I loved it! I don't know why I had to take it off

You were going to have to sometime

Anyway, she went to the park and hung out with lots to tamagotchis (too many to name)

XD

...

and that's about it XD

Bye!

Cya!

Sorry for the short post, so bye!

Sorry, I was away for the weekend

Aren't you away every weekend?

Basically, yes

Anyway, lots has happened-

Don't you mean "a lot"?

Whatever, smarty-pants <_<

ANYWAY, Damara and Kanaya got married-

WOMAN. You really needed to word that right

Ugh...you know what I mean

Any- wait, anymore interruptions? Any? Good. Now, as I was saying, Kanaya is married to a Dorotchi, and Damara got married to a Kikitchi

THEY HAVE NAMES YOU KNOW

I don't know there names!

I'll tell 'ya

Later, ok

So, as I was saying, I got my Angelgotchi started up today! DD I named him Tavros, after my tamagotchi that died a while back (Get it? Because it's an Angelgotchi? ...anyone?)

...

So, are you just going to sit there and do nothing?

Yes, I was planing to.

Come on! You can at least say hi!

.................HI

Jeez, someone's in a bad mood

Why wouldn't I be in a bad mood! You named me after a dead person, your forcing me to talk to strangers and STOP KEEPING ME PAUSED ALREADY

I have to keep you paused so YOU WON'T DIE

ANGELS CAN'T DIE *****

That's true...

Of course it's true! I'm always right!

Phhhhffffffffttttt!

Hey, you know what? That's baby language for HEY ***** YOUR FORGETTING ABOUT US

<_< <_< <_<

I can just reset you you know

Oh, yeah sure.

*grabs pencil*

Oh wait NO NO NO NO NO ANYTHING BUT THAT NONONONONONONOSHDJKLAFCAS

You think I was really going to do it?

Of course not!

<_<

'Bout time to end the post

Goodbye!

Cya peeps!

Bye idio-

I WILL press the reset button

Okay okay, bye

Sorry for not logging for a while-

That is the fourth time you said that

I know, I know.... I keep forgetting to log ><

Maybe your actually REFUSING to log

No, of course not! It's just I'm spending too much time reading forums and talking on TamaChat

There's only one way to fix that: STOP SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ON TAMACHAT AND FORUMS

...I know

anyway, to make up for forgetting-

Refusing!

...to log, I'm going to make a VERY long post today!

Yay!

Yeah!

BOO!

<_<

Anyway, first the important stuff...

Tavros evolved today!

He evolved into Ginjirotenshi, even though I was aiming for Kuriten

Yeah, thanks for making me the bad care character

He's not that bad of a character! Besides, it was Tamagotchialice who forgot about you

THANKS A LOT TAMAGOTCHIALICE, THANKS

<_<

Actually, I'm fine with you being the good-ish care character, it makes you look cute XD

I am NOT cute

Dude, Purple's right XD

Ugh....

That's about it for-

Hey! I thought you were going to make a very long post!

I was, I was also about to say, that's about it for the important stuff

Oh, alright

Ok, now... lets move on to Damara! How've you been doing?

Teaching my baby how to write books!

Great! Thats- Wait, TEACHING YOUR BABY HOW TO WRITE!?

Yup! He's already written a chapter and a half!

Is it in gibberish language?

Oh, hush!

That's pretty sweet, girl! The only thing my baby knows how to do is STARE AT MY DRUMSET

Hahahaha



Ok, ok, no arguing this time... what's the story about, Damara?

It's about World War 1

O_O

Woah girl, I think your taking this joke too far

It's not a joke! Just read it!

Ok then.................................................................................................................................WOW

See?

Do you think it's "Appropriate" to let your baby write about war?

He's the one who wanted to write about it!

Ok then...

Ok, guys, moving on

How've you been doing, Kana-

Stop it! Don't chew on the symbols-NO DON'T YOU DARE LICK THE DRUMSTICKS!

What..?

I'm just trying to get my baby to stop chewing on my Drumset

I bet it tastes delicious

XD

Ok, I got it to stop....wait, no DON'T GO CHEW ON MY GIANT PANDA PLUSHIE!

Umm.... ok, moving on again...

How've you been doing, Tav?

HORRIBLE. JUST. FLIPPING. HORRIBLE.

Is it because you got left in a locker all day by mistake?

Yes, and many more stuff too-

I don't need to hear how bad you life is-

I DON'T HAVE A LIFE, I'M DEAD. I'M AN ANGEL.

Oh yeah.. right...

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU HAD TO LIVE OFF OF PIE AND CANDY ALL OF YOUR LIFE?

Actually, i'd really like that, even though i'd probably get fat...

So, your calling me fat?

No, I just said I'd get fat, not you. I can't even tell what you weight is, in fact

I know your weight: 9999999999999999999 lbs.

That's not true! I'd be dead if I was that heavy!

You let you TAMA GO get fat, and did he die? NO

It's not the same with people, you know.

Of course I didn't know. I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW. I-

Jeeeez will you STOP dude! You making my baby cry!

Hehehehe!

Well, she WAS cryin'...

Oh I forgot something! Damara had a baby boy today!

He is so flippin' cute kjakldsajdiskgfdu

Don't you have your own baby to adore?

Shut up, dude!

Whatever...

Hey, it's getting close to Damara and Kanaya's last day

Ha!

You shouldn't be laughing! Besides, you won't leave, you'll DIE

O_O

Yeah, not so funny now

Anyway, today is like there goodbye's eve or something... so be prepared for a NEW GENERATION

And it is also time to end the post!

You said it will be a VERY LONG-

I know! But it has been very long! Do you know how hard it is to type all of this?

Yes, because i've written part of a story on here

Besides you, Damara

Anyway, say bye!

Bye!

Cya!

Later

Ok guys, sorry to say, but this is Kanaya and Damara's last day

Aw man...

D:

Yeah...I wish they could stay longer, but I need to keep the generations going!

What about me?

Well, it's different for you

Anyway, nothing new has happened...so...yeah.

My baby has already written 5 chapters so far!

Sweet!

O_O

...what?

Nothing....

You know what I want to do?

What?

I want to make a log, so that I can log your stupidity on it

Oh really? Let me guess, next you want to make a site called "Human stupidity chat.idiots"

Hahahaha

Oh wow! You got something right for once!

<_<

Oh! It's a little late, but I made a stupid-looking banner:













A little late? You've already been through two generations!

Yeah I know

Wow is that me? Man, I look stupid

Shut up, your adorable

No i'm not!

Actually, you are

NO

Sweet, I get to sit inside the cool weird metal hoop thing

It's called a keychain *****



Guys, it's about time to end the post

Aw man!

Aw...

D

<_<

So... Kanaya and Damara, say your final goodbyes

Good bye, members of Tamatalk! I won't forget you!

Cya! Wait, I won't see ya again... Bye peeps! Cya later! Wait... dang it!

Ok....

Bye!

In the memory of Kanaya and Damara

Yay I'm on a LOG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ok, we get your excited, gosh

Anyway, i'm now taking care of Damara's son, Jake the Mattaritchi, and Kanaya's daughter, Jane the Tamatchi

They act like hyper active twins.... <_<

Heheheheheheee!

I got an idea!

What is it, BRO?

BRO? HAVE WE TAKEN OUR FRIENDSHIP TO THAT LEVEL??

YESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!

OK! Jeez, settle down.... now what were you saying, Jake?

I want to WRITE BOOKS!

Yeah!!!!!!

Ok, then do that.

Not just any book!

...?

THE BIOGRAPHY OF THE MUSTACHE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

omg...

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................

What's wrong Mr. Grumpypants?

You know Tamagotchis don't have pants, right?

It was just a saying, go along with it

fine....

Will a watermelon make you feel better?

The only thing I can eat is flipping pie and candy

And what makes you think a watermelon would make me feel better?

Because watermelons always make EVERYONE FEEL BETTER!

DDDDDDDDD

What makes you think that? WHAT IF I WAS ALLERGIC TO THEM???

YOU ARE!

what...?

THAT'S WHY WE BROUGHT YOU STRAWBERRIES!

Ok, cool, I guess.... wait, how the heck am I supposed to eat them? YOU CAN'T FREAKING GIVE THEM TO ME.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!

WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?

OK GUYS! Stop using the caps lock already! Jeez....

But what if it's my typing quirk?

You don't have typing quirks! Your tamagotchis!

Are you sure? What if were little alien creatures that come from another planet, that crashed on earth in their UFO and have to live in little egg-shaped houses?

THAT'S WHAT A TAMAGOTCHI IS!!! SJHAFUIEHJFKHAUIEHNJAHFKJSUFHKJA

what does "SJHAFUIEHJFKHAUIEHNJAHFKJSUFHKJA" mean?

IT MEANS I HAVE TO USE THE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I'M SO FLIPPING MAD AND CONFUSED WITH YOU GUYS KSHFHKJAHJHKJH

Don't you mean confuzzled?

CONFUZZLED CONFUZZLED CONFUZZLED CONFUZZLED CONFUZZLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg WILL YOU STOP FOR A MINUTE???

WILL WE EVER STOP USING THE CAPS LOCK??? I'M GOING TO GO DEAF

WHAAAAATTT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M DEAF!

omg........

NO YOUR NOT!

EVER HEARD OF THE WORD PRETEND?????

IT'S TIME TO END THE FLIPPING POST GOSH

Awww.....

Awwww.....

AWWWWW.....

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW-

Ok! please stop for a minute!

Just say bye so we can end the post please...

goodbye!

gooodbye!

goooodbye!

gooooooo-

Am I going to have to deal with this the rest of my life?

Just for a week or so...

*sobs in corner*

......

Anyway, bye!

EDIT: Typos...

Hey guys... bad news

Tav turned into Debirutchi

Is that good or bad?

Bad of course!

I couldn't do anything with him... so I had no choice but to send him home by pressing A+C

Aww....

Awww....

AWWWW.....

Ok, guys, no games now.... I was planning on keeping him until he left, but...yeah.

That's all I needed to say



R.I.P. Tavros

Wow third post today!

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I reset my Angelgotchi, and now I have Roxy, who is a Maruten ^_^

Wow... so this is what it's like to be on a log?

Yes

*gasp* Oh mah gawsh!!!!!

*gasps ever louder* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

What...?

HAHAHEHEHAHAHEHEHAHAHAA!!!

HEHEHAHAHEHEHAHAHEHEHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

o_o

uhhh.....

Want to be our BFFies?

...BFFies?

SHE SAID YES!!!

YAHOOOOOOO!

....help

WHAT WAS THAT???

HEY DO YOU WANT A WATERMELON???

WHO WANTS A WATERMELON!?!?!?!?

I DOOOO!!!

WHAT ABOUT YOU PURPLE????

no thanks...?

OK! CATCH!!!!!

wait what-

*gets hit by a watermelon*

I CALL THE CHEESE WHIZ!

What the heck was that for!?

I GOT AN IDEA! GIVE ME THE CHEESE WHIZ!

where did we even get that from?

*throws fruit and squirts cheese whiz in the air* CHEESE WHIZ AND FRUIT PARTY!!!!

CHEESE PARTY FRUIT WHIZ!!

what the heck!?

This is very confusing...

ARE YOU CONFUZZLED???

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONFUZZLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Please help me...

Sorry :c

HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAA!

ARE WE CHEESE PARTY FRUIT WHIZ BUDDIES?

no

D:

WERE CHEESE PARTY FRUIT WHIZ BROS!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

C'mon, BRO!

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm just going to end the post, for our safety

Yes, PLEASE

Awwwwww-*mffhhhmmmm!!!!*

*holds hands over Jake and Jane's mouths* Ok, bye!

Byee!

*MHHHMFFHFMFHFHFMFHKDJHSK!!!!*

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HEEHAAHEEHAAHEEEEEE!!!

Why am I still doing this...

I have no idea...

Ok, time for-

THE ANNUAL

GRAND POST

...

*C'mon say it!*

*you don't have to whisper*

*yesssss iiiii dooooo*

*ok, ok...*

...

Of the day.

NO!!!! YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH MORE ENTHUISAIAM!

Enthusiasiam?

Yes, enthusiasiam! Now say it!

SAYITSAYITSAYITSAYIT!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh* ....

THE ANNUAL FREAKING POST OF THE DAY OK I SAID IT

Guys, can I finish talking?

HahahahahahahahahzahhaaaaaajHSJHAKJHNXJS!!!!!

...is that a yes or no?

IT MEANS WANT ANOTHER WATERMELON????

No thanks....

OK! CATCH, ROCKY!

My name is Roxy, not Rock- *gets hit by watermelon*

Ok, as I was saying, Jane and Jake evolved into Teens today!

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

.... yes, you are teens. Jake is a Kilalatchi, and Jane is a Chamametchi! Two good care characters so far ^_^

Your a Kilalikalakitchi!

Your a Chamamamechamatchi!

That's not how you say their names...

I wasn't even done talking yet >:c

Anyway, Roxy-

ROCKY!

...is now a Maruten, the child character on the Angelgotchi!

Woohoo!

Now, for Jake, we went to the park and hung out with the sheep tamagotchi (don't know his name XD), played a game of Shoot the Bug, bought some bubbles and used them (2 full bubble soap containers XD), played on the rocking horse twice, and connected with Jane (wow that was a lot )

HEHEHEHEHEEE I GOT BUBBLE SOAP ALL OVER ME HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

@_@

YOU LOOK FUNNY DO YOU NEED SOME STRAWBERRIES???

YEAH!!!!!

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ok.... and for Jane, she made a band with an Ichigotchi and Nonopotchi called "TRICKSTR" (lol XD) and she did good on the practice! She played with her instrument, the turntables, and we played a game and connected with Jake

TRICKSTR is the BEST BAND NAME EVER!!!!!!

YEP!!! I HELPED HER COME UP WITH THE NAME!!!!

DDDDDDDDDDDDD

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

...and for Roxy, she evolved, like I said, ate some candy to get her angel power up, played a game of "jump over the shooting stars" or whatever the game on the Angelgotchi is called, and also, she went out on a walk

It was good to get some fresh air...and stretch my legs from being inside that egg thing XD

YOU GOT CANDY???? LUCKY!!!!!!

DDDDDD:

I'd give you some if I could... but these little bat things always try to take my candy D:

I can take them on! C'mon, I'll beat them to the ground!

Ok then.... *sets candy on the ground*

*bat thing flies near it*

AGGGGGHJGHJGFHDG!!!!!!!!!! GET IT AWAY!!!! GETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAYAAAAAAA!!!!!!

*GASPSPS*

I knew you couldn't do it!

I know what to do! I'll use THE BUBBLES!

WHERE DID YOU GET THE BUBBLE SOAP FROM?

*blows bubbles at the bat*

Ah ha! Super hero Jake saves the day-OH NO HE'S ANGRY HELLLPPPPP HE'S CHASING ME AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I'll just end the post here and deal with Jake-

I'll save you! Super hero Jane to the rescue!

*chases after them*

...unless Jane helps them firs-

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HE'S CHASING ME HEEELELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJKDHKJHSUKDHFUH!!!!!1

...nevermind... say bye!

Bye!

OHNOOSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDSCKJ!!!!

SHNJVDHSJYHFSJAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

O_O

... i'll help you guys in a sec...

Bye!

Jeez, slow down!