Zack's Tama Log

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Petey...

 

evolved...

 

into...

 

a...

 

perfect...

 

care...

 

character...

 

Kilalatchi! I was hoping for this! PERFECTION!

And that's why the pausing feature is AWESOME!

 

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Petey: I got a girlfriend today. Her name's Macy. She's a Shelltchi! *smirk*

Hawk: That's just what a Kilalatchi deserves, since you're both perfect care characters.

Potato: Young love... Hey, uh, Colleen?

Colleen: Yes?

Potato: Nothing.

Petey: Suuuuuuuuuurre.

~lolmachine

 

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I took a picture of Petey and Macy. (Macy is my friend's tama-go tama.)

 

LINK: Petey + Macy

 

 

 

 

 

 

~ZackAttack

 

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Hiya! Howzitgoing?! Petey evolved into a Kikitchi! That's SOMEWHAT AWESOME!!! He's coolier than SOUP! But not the magic soup MissBerry<3 made for me. That was EPIC. Thanks for that.

Petey: I'm an ADULT now!

Zack: You look like a teen.

Petey: No! I'm an adult! Look at my age!

Hawk: Isn't Kikitchi a teenager?

Petey: No! Kikitchi, Chamametchi, and Ringotchi are all adults now!

Zack: OKAY!

~I ATE MAGIC SOUP FO-SHIZZLE

 

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SORRY FOR TEH LACK OF UPDATES!!! In the time that I was away, Petey found true love with a Violetchi named June. They had a WONDERFUL MARRIAGE AND blah. Oh yeah. Macy died. lol. just lol.

 

*One Day Later*

June: Um, Petey?

Petey: WHOA HOLY SHIZNITS!! Oh, it's you.

June: I - uh...

Petey: Sorry, I'm a little jumpy since I watched that horror movie.

June: There's something that I-

Petey: It was Friday the 13th.

June: I really don't care, and I-

Petey: I'm going to go make a sandwich.

June: But-

Petey: FRIDGE!!! Make me a sandwich.

Fridge: And what if I don't want to?

Petey: Then I'll open your face and do it myself.

Fridge: So what?

Petey: MEH!! Face-opening time!

June: Petey?

Petey: This is going to hurt you more than it will ever hurt me.

June: I'M FREAKING PREGNANT!!

*utter silence*

Petey: Dear God.

Fridge: *whispering* My face is safe. For now...

Totally saw that coming.

 

 

SEE YOU PEOPLES IN THE DYGSJGDUHTSGXBSUTDFUSHGDUGV!!!

 

~Teh Muffin Man (ZACK)

 

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You have got to hear this.

Petey: Dear God.

June: Uh, Petey?

Petey: Dear God.

June: YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR 3 HOURS!!!

Petey: Dear G- What? Oh, sorry.

June: And during that time, I had my baby! X( He's a boy.

Petey: Dear God.

June: Just hush.

Petey: What are we going to name him?

June: I was thinking "Sonny."

Petey: Eh, I don't know.

June: Petey Jr.?

Petey: No.

June: Jake, Zane, Willy, Peyton, Ethan, Lucas, Connor, Kaden, Ronald, David, Bob, Phil, Mark, Carson, Benjamin, Matthew, Jackson,Ricky, Keith, Dylan, Jimmy, Eric, Travis, Caleb, Jeremy, Cole, Edward, Brandon, Calvin, Seth, Jeffrey, Alex, Henry, Steve, Tommy, Joe, Ryan, Devin, Milo, Tim, Gavin, Chris, Ashton, Cameron, Evan, Leo, Daniel, Isaac, Bruce, Elijah, Oliver, Elliot, Noah, Blaine, Justin, Owen, Max, Scott, Nate, Taylor, Lewis, Samuel, Harry, Craig, Hugh, Morgan, Jerry, Stewart, Nicky, Archie, Eddy, Miles, Toby, Brad, Damien, Garett, Dean, Jessy, Danny, Dominic, Lee, Logan!!

Petey: You've obviously been thinking over this.

June: Yep.

Petey: I heard "Ashton" and liked it.

June: Okay. Henceforth, this little baby will be known as "ASHTON!"

Petey: I'm going to go make a sandwich.

Fridge: Uh-oh.

Oh God.

 

~ZACKZACKZACKzackzackzackZACKZACKZACK

 

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IF YOU ARE BAD, THEN YOU ARE BAD, SO BE GOOD.

 

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I LIKE CHATTIN WITH MAH TAMAS!!

Petey: I wonder how Ashton is.

June: He's right here, why don't you check.

Petey: Good idea.

*peeps into cradle*

Ashton: Giggleh! Ashton want sandwich!

Petey: GAH! He can talk already.

June: He is YOUR son.

Petey: Oh, right.

June: So, are you going to get him a sandwich?

Petey: Sure.

*Petey leaves*

June: *sigh* From what I've heard, Petey was never like this before Macy died.

Ashton: Macy DIE!

June: SHHHHHHHH!!! Ashton!

Ashton: Macy DIE!

June: Shhhizzzishhhhhh!

*Petey walks in with a sandwich*

Petey: Did SOMEBODY order a sandwich.

Ashton: Macy DIE!

Petey: ... Yeeeeeeah. She did.

Ashton: SANDWICH!!

Petey: *returns to normal* OKEY-DOKEY!!

~DooDooDaDooCantWaitToGetAMouthful!!

 

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Yeah, nothing happened. I just wanted to post.

Petey: When will Ashton learn?

June: Learn what?

Petey: Learn how to make his own sandwiches!

June: Get Hawk to do it.

Petey: How?

June: Ask him. <_<

Petey: But he's on a tour with the Devils!

June: Oh. (Nobody tells me anything.)

Ashton: SANDWICH!!

Petey: UUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!

*5 minutes later*

June: Oh, look Ashy, there he is.

Ashton: I is hungwy!! Gimme dat sandwich!!

Petey: Here you go.

June: Petey, have you noticed that Ashy is really short?

Petey: He's a baby.

June: You were 9 inches tall as a baby. I was 8. Ashy's 5!

Petey: Good point. Call him Ashton, please.

June: I can call my son whatever I want!

Petey: He's my son too.

June: I'm just saying.

Ashton: All done!

Petey: Are you full?

Ashton: ME HUNGWYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Petey: Do you want some ham? Or a pack of mayonaise?

Ashton: SANDWICH!!

June: Ha! You thought he wanted something different?

Petey: To be totally, completely, utterly, and absolutely honest, no.

Ashton: Hewwo! Me wants a sandwich here!

SEE YA PEE-OH-PULLS!!

 

~omglolzersayhwsoc!!! (Oh my god laugh out loud zack's excited rampage stinks and yet he wants some orange chicken!!!)

 

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TEEHEE!

The tamas have all fallen asleep.

 

Hmmm...

I wonder if anybody ACTUALLY reads these logs.

I know I do...

 

BY THE WAY!!

 

R.I.P.

Rory Berry

Rory was an incredible tama with a girlfriend who must be devastated.

 

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So...tired...

Hawk: HAWK IS BACK!!! What'd I miss, Zack?

Zack: SSSSHHHHHH!!! For one, we have a baby sleeping.

Hawk: Cool. Hey, Colleen, Potato, come on in!

Colleen: What's up? Colleen is BACKer than Hawk is!

Potato: Potato is BACKerEST than Colleen!

Devils: The Devils are BACK!!!

Hawk: Where's David?

Zack: Tama Planet.

Hawk: Shiz. That sucks.

Zack: It's almost boring without him around.

Potato: Anyways, Colleen?

Colleen: Yeah?

Potato: Uh, want to go out for a drink?

Zack: Nuh-uh. No drink. Dinner? Yes. Booze? No.

Potato: Chillax, that's what I meant. So?

Colleen: Sure! I'd love to.

Potato: Sweet!

Zack: Potato.

Potato: What?

Zack: No, you said Sweet and I said Potato. Sweet Potato.

Potato: I get it! I think.

Hawk: So, dating, huh? Maybe I should try it.

*Random Dazzilitchi walks by*

Hawk (cont'd): Starting with her.

Ashton: *randomly appears* Oh, yea. I've seen her awound. Her name are Finch.

Hawk: AHHHH!! What the?! Oh, you're the new baby.

Ashton: HEY! My name is nawt "Teh Noo Baybee." It's Ashton. But call meh Ash.

Hawk: Cool name, bro. *runs across street* So, I hear you're Finch.

Finch: And you are?

Hawk: Hawk.

Finch: Bird-liking owner?

Hawk: Hawk's just a cool name.

Finch: Ah. What do you want?

Hawk: A date.

Finch: No thanks.

Hawk: Wha?!

Finch: You heard me. Get to know a girl before you ask her out. <_<

Hawk: Want to... hang out?

Finch: Sure.

Hawk: (YES.) Cool.

Ashton: *yawn* Me tiwed.

Zack: Tiwed?

Ashton: Yes. TiWED.

Zack: Then go to bed.

Ashton: Fine.

~ShoobyDooWhop-Dee-Doo!

 

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Petey and June have gone to Tama Planet... Ash is all alone, except for Hawk, Colleen, and Potato. (Good influences!)

Ashton: WHERE MAH MAMA AND DADA?!?

Hawk: Tama Planet.

Ashton: *snore* -.-

Colleen: He... He fell asleep!

Potato: Hahahaha...

Zack: I have nothing to say to that.

Hawk: SHORT POST!

Zack: That's my line.

~Zackinator

 

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ASHTON EVOLVED!!! Into an Ahirukutchi!!

 

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Ashton is totally going for a PERFECT care character: Kuromametchi. I'm on the right track so far. Here's how I hope his life goes:

 

Kinotchi-Ahirukutchi-Kilalatchi-Kuromametchi

Ashton: I am SO totally going to be cool when I grow up!

Hawk: I'm sure you will.

Ashton: Think about it; Ash the Kuromametchi.

Hawk: Uh-huh.

Ashton: I want to marry a Makiko. Or a Lovelitchi.

Hawk: Uh-huh.

Ashton: I'M GOING TO BE AWESOME!!

Hawk: Uh-huh. Hey! It's time to "hang out" with Finch!

Ashton: Hang out? Yeah, right. You LOOOOOOVE her.

Hawk: No! You stupid kid!

Ashton: Mmmmm-hmmmm. You WUV her.

Hawk: Shuddup.

Ashton: I'm going to go annoy Colleen and Potato while they kiss.

Hawk: THEY'RE NOT KISSING!!

Ashton: Whatever. I'll just spy on their date.

Hawk: You're a real pervert, kid. We should get along.

Ashton: You're a pervert?!

Hawk: No! I just meant you're cool.

Ashton: I know, but cool people aren't perverts.

Hawk: Then you're the first one.

Ashton: COOL! Now I only have one question.

Hawk: What?

Ashton: What's a pervert?

Hawk: *facepalm*

Zack: You know, with the Devils back, this place is going to be a madhouse.

Hawk: That's what rock stars are for.

Zack: Ugh.

TEH END OF NOW!!! XD

 

~ZAKAREE/ZACHARY

 

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I have heard a lot about hacking lately. QUIT IT, WHOEVER THE HECK YOU ARE! Now, let the funny part begin.

Ashton: Hello? Is anybody there? Anyone? HELLO?

Zack: What?

Ashton: Where is everybody?

Zack: The Mings' batteries are dead, The Devils got lost, V4 is lost, v4.5 is lost, and, well, you get the idea.

Ashton: NOBODY'S left?

Zack: Technically, the fridge is still here.

Fridge: Sup.

Zack: I need some friends...

Ashton: Yes. Yes, you do.

Zack: Shuddup. Where can I find friends?

Ashton: What kind of friends?

Zack: Well, uh, maybe - Hey wait.

Ashton: Hahahahahaha...

Zack: You twisted little boy.

Ashton: You're boring.

Zack: No, I'm not! Fridge, am I boring?

Fridge: Yeah.

Zack: No one asked you!

Fridge: You did.

Zack: Shut up!

Ashton: Can we please do something cool tomorrow?

Zack: No. Like what? I'M NOT BORING! Fine. Starting tomorrow, this log will be cool!

I'll show him.

~Zack the Adventurer

 

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I'm going to start doing random stat updates.

 

Tama-Go White w/ Kuchipatchi

Name: Ashton

Age: 1

Weight: 10 lbs

Hunger: ♥♥♥♥♥

Happy: ♥♥♥♥♥

Training:||||||

Friendship:♥♥♥♥♥♥

Ashton: Do something cool.

Zack: What?

Ashton: You said you'd do something cool today.

Zack: Did I?

Fridge: Yes.

Zack: Fine. What do you want to do?

Ashton: Fix your v5, and find your other 3 tamas.

Zack: Want some friends?

Ashton: You bet.

-In The Kitchen-

Fridge: I'm bored.

*Random thief-looking guy walks in*

Fridge: WOAH HOLY CRAP A BURGLAR!

???: Are you the burglar alarm?!

Fridge: No, I'm the fridge.

???: Oh. I'm just here to break in.

Fridge: Oh. Okay. Just don't open my face.

???: Okay.

Fridge: There's something behind you.

???: Hm? *CONK!*

Ashton: I got him! *throws baseball bat on the ground*

Zack: What? A burglar? Unmask him!

Ashton: Why?

Zack: Because it's cool.

Ashton: Oh. *unmasks* Zack, were we saying unmask "him?"

Zack: Yeah, why?

Ashton: Then he looks feminine and he would be hot if he was a girl.

Zack: It's probably a girl, then.

Ashton: Oh. Does this mean I'm gay? weird?

Zack: No! It just means you're still the Ash I know.

Ashton: Oh... Hey!

???: Uhhh-nnnggg...

Zack: OhMyGod she's waking up.

???: Wha? Aw, crap. I got caught.

Ashton: You're darn right you did.

Zack: Why are you here?!

???: There's a fragment of Elementite under your house, which I need to fulfill my destiny of reviving Gendalok!

Zack and Ashton: What?

???: Ugh. Shiny make castle come back. It's under your living box.

Zack: I still don't get it.

Ashton: Oooooooooooohhh... I'll explain it, Zack. There's a magic crystal called Elementite that contains very powerful magic that can give MANA to people with none. Like us. And she needs it to recover her hometwon, Gendalok. Gendalok is a castle town ruled by King Elphir, who is missing. His Adviser, Chime, is the current leader until Elphir returns. The Elementite has been growing under our house, and is ready to harvest.

Zack: How did you get that from "Shiny make castle come back. It's under your living box."?

Did you do something?

???: No. He's just smart, I guess.

Zack: Pfff... What's your name anyway?

Dylena: Jenny.

Ashton: You lie.

Dylena: Huh?

Ashton: You're an elf. Human-size. The pointed ears give it away.

Dylena: Drat. Curse you, RPG nerd. My name is Dylena. I am, as Duckboy here said, from Gendalok.

Zack: Okay...

Dylena: I see you are smart, Duckboy.

Ashton: Ashton.

Dylena: Bless you.

Ashton: I mean my NAME is Ashton.

Dylena: Need a tissue? What's your name, anyway, Duckboy?

Ashton: My name is A-S-H-T-O-N!!

Dylena: Oh. Sorry about that. Would you like to join my quest?

Ashton: Yeah!

Dylena: Do you wish for your pet Human to come?

Ashton: Nah.

Zack: HEY!!

Ashton: FINE. Sheesh.

Zack: And I am NOT his pet.

Dylena: Okay then.

*footsteps on the roof*

Dylena: Oh no. They're here.

Zack: Who?

Dylena: Teslanar and Zigmal. They helped destroy Gendalok. They want to stop me from getting the Elementite!

Zack: Wait, wait, wait. This is my peaceful home. I raise tamagotchis here!

Dylena: Too bad. There might be a fight here.

Ashton: COOL!

Teslanar: *muffled* Isn't dis teh place?

Zigmal: *muffled* Yeah. This is it.

Teslanar: Okay. Let's do dis.

Zigmal: Let's dig.

Dylena: Zigmal is a goblin. Teslanar is a miniature troll. About two times the size of a normal adult human.

Zack: We've got to get out there!

Ashton: Oh yeah!

-Outside-

Zigmal: We got it. *runs away*

Teslanar: Let's go. *runs away*

Dylena: Dangit! They beat us to it!

Zack: That sucks.

Ashton: Well, we could probably get it sometime.

Zack: We find them, we take it, we leave. Got it?

Dylena: Totally.

An adventure finally begins.

 

~Zack

 

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Stat Update!

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi

Name: Ashton

Species: Kilalatchi (So far so good.)

Age: 1

Weight: 20 lbs

Happy: ♥♥♥♥♥

Hungry: ♥♥♥♥♥

Training:|||||||

Friendship: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Dylena: We're leaving. NOW.

Zack: But-

Dylena: You've procrastinated for THREE DAYS.

Zack: But-

Dylena: Teslamar and Zigmal could be on the other side of the world.

Zack: But-

Ashton: Oh my God, shut up.

Zack: BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET HURT!!

Ashton: Wuss.

-On the road-

Zack: Are we there yet?

Dylena: No.

Zack: Are we the yet?

Dylena: No.

Zack: Are we there yet?

Dylena: No.

Zack: Are we there yet?

Dylena: No.

Zack: Are there yet?

Dylena: Hmmm... Let me think... NO!!!

Zack: Awwwwwww...

Ashton: Zack, shut up.

Zack: ...

Dylena: ...

Ashton: ...

Zack: Are we there yet?

Dylena: YES!! Now freaking SHUT THE SHIZNIT UP!!!

-In the convieniently found cave that says in big, neon letters, "Teslamar & Zigmal's Cave."-

Dylena: We're here.

Ashton: No crud, Sherlock.

Zack: There's the Elementite.

Ashton: *walks over* Huh. *picks it up*

Zack: We did it?

Dylena: Probably. Teslamar and Zigmal are *******.

Zack: Oh.

-On the Road-

Zack: That was too easy.

Ashton: She said they were *******.

Zack: But, still. NEON?

Ashton: Hmmm... Good point.

Dylena: Walk faster, you two.

Zack: *looks alarmed and starts whispering* What if Dylena isn't good? What if Gendalok is some kind of Dark, Evil Fortress?

Ashton: You may have a point.

Zack: Let's ditch her.

Ashton: Agreed.

-At Zack's house-

Zack: That was cool.

Dylena: *barges in* You...ditched...me!!!

Zack: Yeah. We though you were evil.

Dylena: Hmmm. I am an elf. Teslamar and Zigmal are a GOBLIN and a TROLL.

Ashton: We should have thought of that...

Zack: Yeah...

Dylena: I had to get help from this... this... floating freak!

Piffle: I'm not a freak! Hahaha! Pass the gravy!

Zack: For what?

Piffle: My strawberry ice cream!

Ashton: What the heck?!

Dylena: Luckily, he has a good sence of direction.

Piffle: Hahaha!

Zack: Right. So, now what?

Dylena: We bring Gendalok back.

Ashton: Right. *Elementite shines*

Dylena: NOT NOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*All of Gendalok appears right around Zack's house*

Zack: Hmmmmm... WOW! It didn't crush my house! My house crushed the palace!

Random Citizen: All hail the new king! King Zack!

Zack: What the heck?

Random Citizen 2: All hail Zack! All hail Zack!

Zack: I didn't even bring you back. Ashton did.

Random Citizen 3: Too late! All hail Zack!

Ashton: Sheesh!

Random Citizen 4: Only Chime was crushed! The rest of the city is in one piece!

Dylena: What the fudge...

Piffle: Hahaha!

I guess I'm the king of Gendalok?

 

~King Zack

 

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What's up? Zack is reporting for duty here and would like to tell you TamaTalkers something: I like to eat waffles... Check this link: Zack & Co.

KNOWN CITIZENS: Aghon, Halmar, Boahldeir, Etburn, Naria, Ryiah, Sathe, and Chani.

 

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi

Name: Ashton

Species: Kilalatchi

Age: 2

Weight: 21 lbs

Hunger: ♥♥♥♥♥

Happy: ♥♥♥♥♥

Training: |||||||||||

Friendship: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Halmar: All hail Zack!

Zack: Can I just go for a walk?

Ashton: Not without me.

Zack: Okay then.

Dylena: Hmph. You need to appoint some staff.

Zack: Okay. You're my adviser.

Dylena: Me?

Zack: Who else?

Dylena: Ashton, Etburn, Naria...

Zack: Yes, you.

Dylena: It's an honor.

Zack: No, it's not.

Dylena: Okay.

Zack: Umm... Piffle! You're some guy that hangs out with me!

Piffle: Okey-dokey. Do you mean a guard?

Zack: Sure, why not.

Piffle: Hahaha!

Ashton: What am I?!

Zack: My pet.

Ashton: No.

Zack: Okay. You're my pet-thing.

Ashton: Cool.

Zack: That's my staff.

Dylena: That's it? Sire, -

Zack: Call me Zack.

Dylena: Zack, I would advise -

Zack: Shuddup.

Dylena: Ugh, you're so stupid.

Piffle: Hahaha!

MY STAFF IS FINE!!!

 

~Sire Zack

 

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I will not go back to short posts! NEVER! NEVER! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

 

 

I

 

 

LIKE

 

 

WAFFLES!

 

 

 

 

 

I'M HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!