Zack's Tama Log

[zacksims123]

PAGE 11!!!

And what better way to celebrate than with some Fan Mail?

It has been about a year since I got fanmail. From Tamagotchi~Dutchess, I believe. I GOT SOME!! Thank you, Tamacake!

Your last log post made me lol so hard!

this-

Lolo: You are, what, 118 lbs.? At age 13? That's heavy.

Zack: For a tama, maybe! I have always felt that I am in shape! I go to a gym twice a week!

Lolo: Maybe you should go three times...

Zack: *shoots a look*

Lolo: Ah, I mean, you are in perfect shape. *pokes his belly* Just feel those rock-hard abs.

That is pure hilariousity.

I've said this already, on my super-embarrassing shout-out post, but go check out her log, it's called Click Me, to make it easy for you.

Give her five stars to break the glitch of 3 stars. She told me 3 people gave her 5 stars, but it remains at 3. Help me by helping her. I want to keep my fan(s). After my slipup, I know I wouldn't follow a log that got my gender wrong. And then there were two. (MyLittlePwny and Tamacake, possibly Eternal Mametchi Fan?)

~Zack// )oops they're backwards(

 

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Okay! Lots to say! Sadly, Ash has gone back to Tama Planet.

V4

Name: Ash

Species: Mimitchi

Age: 8

Gender: Female

Intelligence: 19

Fashion: 9

Social: 5

Training: |||||||

Job: Banker

Tragic. So, now, I'm taking care of Kiki.

In other news, RICK EVOLVED! Into a Fujakutchi! Awww... On the screen he looks like a demented peacock.

Miles and Gale had baby girls. Miles' shall be called Isabella. Gale's shall be called Sophia.

Star got married! To a Potetchi! They had twins. A Futabatchi son named Karu and a Futabatchi daughter named Haruhi. (Ouran High School Host Club ftw)

I took Lolo to school again today. Nothing much happened.

Tama-Go White with Kutchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Gale with Sophia

Species: Makiko with Nokotchi

Age: 10

Training: ||||

Friendship: 5.5/6

Tama-Go White with Kutchipatchi Overlay 2

Name: Miles with Isabella

Species: Urutchi with Nokotchi

Age: 8

Training: |||||||

Friendship: 1/6

V6 Blue with Amps

Name: Roxy with R-Train

Species: Chantotchi with Petitchi (M)

Age: 9

Tone: 999

Rhythm: 999

Original: 999

Band: Rock'n'Roll

Instrument: Wild Guitar

Toy: UFO

Bandmates: Jenny the Violetchi, Colleen the Onputchi

V5 Blue with Rockets

Names: Karu and Haruhi

Species: Futabatchi's

Family: Blended

Bond: 0%

V4.5 Globe

Name: Rick

Species: Fujakutchi

Age: 1

Funny: 13

Gorgeous: 2

Spirit: 5

Training: |||

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Kiki

Species: Shirotsubutchi

Age: 0

Intelligence: 0

Fashion: 0

Social: 0

Training: |

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Lolo

Species: Kuriten

Age: 8

AP: 80

Good Deeds: |||||||||||

Lolo: I'm sure to evolve into Futagotenshi! I'm perfect!

Gale: Perfect CARE. ^_^

Lolo: Close enough...

Karu: So, dis is Eawth, huh, sis?

Haruhi: Looks like it, bwo.

Karu: I expected it to be coolew.

Haruhi: And tidiew.

Karu: And mowe exciting.

Haruhi: And mowe colowful.

Karu: And with bettew humans.

Zack: Hey!

Haruhi: I know what you mean...

Roxy: If it wasn't for you, Gale, I would be the oldest!

Gale: ...Yeah, but you know I can't really let that happen... ^_^

Roxy: Why not?

Gale: ... ^_^ "

Colleen: Surely that should be obvious...

Roxy: I don't get it!

Jenny: Don't worry, Roxy! I don't get most things here!

Roxy: Well, you're Jenny.

Jenny: What's that supposed to mean?!

Roxy: It means you should sit back down.

Jenny: *smiles* Oh.

Kiki: I POOPY ON DA FLOOW!!

Zack: Ugh...

Miles: So...fat...

Zack: Medicine to you!

Miles: Thanks! Now I'm 27 lbs lighter!

Rick: This isn't even a conversation!! It's just a bunch of mini-conversationsrolled into one! Zack, you're lazy and stupid!

Zack: What?!

Spiffle: Hey! We only call Zack stupid!

Fridge: That WAS Zack.

Zack: >.< I'm going to play happy wheels.

Irresponcible Dad ftw!

~Zack// (I POOPY ON DA FLOOW!!)

 

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I have to say, I was seriously contemplating running all seven of my tamas at once. But, I get bored of tamas when I have too much on my plate. So, I will be running a few. The angel.

Everyone, please re-welcome Lolo!

The Tama-Go's. (Low maintenance)

Please welcome the daughters of Miles and Gale! Luna and Sol!

And I'm waiting on the others.

I'll take a vote on the last one.

PM me your votes for:

The V4 (Kiki)

The V4.5 (Rick)

The V5 (Karu and Haruhi)

The Old V6 (R-Train)

The new V6 (Undecided)

Alright so, uh, yeah.

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Sol

Species: Shelltchi

Age: 1

Training: |

Friendship: 1/6

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 2

Name: Luna

Species: Hoshitchi

Age: 0

Training: |

Friendship: 1/6

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Lolo

Species: Kuriten

Age: 12

AP: 80

Deeds: ||||||||||

*POOF*

Lolo: Huh? What happened?

Sol: Who are you?

Luna: Who are you?

Lolo: Where is everyone?

Zack: They are gone. You are the last ones.

Luna: Oh. You got disinterested with us.

Zack: No!

Sol: Yes.

Zack: Uh, well, shut up!

Lolo: Hehe. You're arguing with a one-year old.

Zack: Uh, well, shut up!

Luna: You have no control of us.

Sol: None.

Luna: We are our own masters.

Sol: Our own.

Lolo: Hey! Zack's not my master. I'm his master!

Zack: Hey!

Lolo: Friend. He's my friend.

Zack: Better.

Lolo: A friend that gives me food and a home.

Luna: ...friend?

Zack: Yes. FRIEND. F-R-I-

Luna: I am aware of the spelling.

Sol: We are not dull.

Lolo: I got that. So, what do you guys like to do for fun?

Luna: ...fun. I enjoy shoot the bug.

Sol: I enjoy long jump.

Zack: *writing* Got it. Luna likes shoot the bug, and Sol likes long jump.

Luna: Correct.

WAIT! I was reading back, and apparently, Luna and Sol's names are not actually Luna and Sol. However, my past self is stupid, and I came up with better names. So, they shall stay Luna and Sol.

Lolo: Thanks for the news flash.

Zack: So, now that this intro post has completed, we can bring more humor into it again!

Lolo: YAY!

Luna: Oh...

Sol: Gosh...

Well, then, I guess this is a new generation of log.

~Zack// (brohoof)

 

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I had given up hope. I thought I would be stuck with a Kuriten. But, I was wrong.

Just now, Lolo evolved!

FUTAGOTENSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Okay. This is my favorite tama.

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Sol

Species: Shelltchi

Age: 1

Training: |

Friendship: 1/6

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 2

Name: Luna

Species: Hoshitchi

Age: 0

Training: |

Friendship: 1/6

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Lolo and Lola

Species: Futagotenshi

Age: 12

AP: 90

Deeds: |||

Lolo: So...you're me.

Lola: Yep. I am you.

Lolo: Wait...but...

Lola: We are talking to ourself.

Lolo: Yeah! How'd you know I was going to say that.

Lola: I am you!

Lolo: Right. That's so hard to get used to.

Lola: We'll get used to it.

Lolo: I don't know if we will.

Lola: I hope we will!

Lolo: Me too! Wait... I mean...huh?

*around the corner*

Zack: Hehe. Guys look. He's talking to himself. Herself. Themselves.

Luna: I suppose that's...funny.

Sol: Yes...slightly.

Zack: You guys are like twins. I have two sets now.

Luna: WHAT?!

Sol: NO WAY!

Luna: I am nothing like her!

Sol: Nor am I anything like her. I am better than her.

Luna: No. I am better.

Sol: No, I am!

Luna: FOLLOWER!

Sol: JERK!

Lolo: Hey, were you guys listening to me? Us? Me?

Lola: It'll just be us.

Lolo: Agreed.

Zack: So, we tak about you two like separate entities, despite being one?

Lola: Yep.

Zack: Okay.

Lolo: So, why are they yelling at each other?

Zack: I accidentally called them alike.

Lolo and Lola: And that made them that hacked off?

Zack: Apparently.

Lola: That's funny!

Lolo: REALLY funny!

Lolo and Lola: You always seem to have chaos in this house, don't you.

Zack: Hey! Shut up!

Lola: Make me.

Lolo: Make me.

Sol: I HATE YOU!

Luna: I HATE YOU!

Well, um... Oopsie?

~Zack// (FINALLY)

 

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Hey, it's Zack, coming to you, somewhat LIVE, at the Phoenix Comic Con!

And it is here that the fourth tama will be decided.

Let's take a look at our choices!

Haruhi and Kaoru in the V5!

*applause*

Rick the BOSS in the V4.5!

*applause*

R-Train in the V6!

*applause*

Kiki in the V4!

*applause*

We are now going to interview each tama before the votes come in.

Zack: Okay, so, first up, are Kaoru and Haruhi! So, why should we pick you?

Kaoru: Isn't it obvious?

Haruhi: We are basically the best tamas ever.

Zack: I see... So, if you were the fourth tamas, what would you do?

Haruhi: Probably do something funny involving Lolo and Lola.

Lolo and Lola: Huh?

Haruhi: Nothing.

Zack: And finally, what is your favorite color?

Kaoru: Easy. Blue.

Zack: And you agree with this, Haruhi?

Haruhi: Sure.

Kaoru: We ARE closely related.

Zack: Thank you, Kaoru and Haruhi!

Zack: Next up, we have Rick! Rick, it appears you've recently evolved.

Rick: Like a BOSS! I'm a Celebtchi, now. I am glamourous, and everyone shall bow to me.

Zack: Nice! So, why should we pick you?

Rick: Because I am your BOSS. Nothing else to it. I could rule over Lolo and Lola once again. And look out, Sol and Luna.

Lolo: Riiiiiight.

Lola: Because that would totally happen.

Sol: Uh-huh.

Luna: I will be sure to watch my back.

Zack: Okay! So, if you were the fourth tama, what would you do?

Rick: Live like a BOSS! Life is meant to be enjoyed. And, as a BOSS, I will rule.

Zack: ...Right. Finally, what is your favorite color.

Rick: PINK, F00PA!!

Zack: Right, so, thank you, Rick.

Rick: It was your pleasure.

Zack: And next on our list is R-Train.

R-Train: Yo, yo! It's me, R-Train!

Zack: R-Train, you are not a fan favorite. How will you deal with this?

R-Train: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Zack: *super confused face* Okay... Why should we pick you?

R-Train: BECAUSE! I am R-Train, hip-hop mastuh!

Zack: Everyone is really full of themselves. What would you do as fourth tama.

R-Train: Well, I would [DATA EXPUNGED] until everyone was listening.

Zack: Why do I even bother asking you-

R-Train: MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLACK!

Zack: Shocker.

Zack: We are here with the last contestant, Kiki. Why should we pick you?

Kiki: You shouldn't. You should pick someone who wants to be here more.

Zack: Uh...kay. What would you do if you were fourth tama?

Kiki: Um... I don't know.

Zack: Alriiiiiiight, then. What is your favorite color?

Kiki: Pale yellow.

Zack: Okay, you did very well.

We're back with the results of the fourth tama.

It was a very close call...'

The winner is...

...

RICK!

Okay, thank you, everyone who participated. Haruhi and Karu were the runner-ups, Kiki was in third, and R-Train was in last.

So, without further ado:

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Sol

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 3

Training: |

Friendship: 1/6

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 2

Name: Luna

Species: Shelltchi

Age: 2

Training: ||

Friendship: 1/6

V4.5 Globe

Name: Rick

Species: Celebtchi

Age: 3

Humor: 13

Gorgeous: 8

Spirit: 5

Training: |||||

Tamagotchi Angel

Names: Lolo and Lola

Species: Futagotenshi

Age: 14 (Oh no!)

AP: 90

Deeds: |||||||

Lolo: Welcome back, Rick.

Rick: Silence! BOW TO ME!

Lola: We don't have to listen to you.

Rick: Ah! When did you become two?

Lolo and Lola: When we became Futagotenshi thanks to Zack taking perfect care of us.

Zack: Hehe.

Lola: What were you saying?

Rick: ...Bow to me?

Lolo: I'm good, thanks.

Rick: Uh...But I'm your boss.

Lolo: Not anymore. I'm 11 years older than you.

Lola: If anything, we are the bosses now.

Rick: Hehe. I'll just not bother you.

Sol: Wow, that's mean of them.

Rick: Huh?

Sol: You are the rightful boss...

Rick: Well...yeah.

Sol: So you should be ruling them.

Rick: YEAH! *storms off*

Luna: What are you doing, Sol?

Sol: Having some fun.

Very long post today.

COMIC CON IS GREAT!

~Zack// (Going to the AZ Ouran Host Club)

 

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OMG OMG HOLY MOTHER OF OMG OMG OMG PERFECT CARE OMG OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!111!!11one11!!!!1!!

Just kidding. Luna evolved into Pipotchi, which is horrible care.

Sol and Luna are both Pipotchi.

*BEST CARETAKER EVER*

Well, on the bright side, I have raised a Futagotenshi...

It's a good thing V4.5's are not based on care!

So... without further ado, here's the part nobody cares about.

Tama-Go White With Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Sol

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 4

Training: |

Friendship: 1/6

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 2

Name: Luna

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 3

Training: ||

Friendship: 1/6

V4.5 Globe

Name: Rick

Age: 4

Funny: 13

Gorgeous: 8

Spirit: 5

Training: |||||

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Names: Lolo and Lola

Species: Futagotenshi

Age: 15

AP: 90

Deeds: |||||||||||||| (FULL)

Lolo: I feel old.

Lola: Yeah, I think we might die soon.

Luna: That would be unfortunate.

Lola: 15... That's old for a tama, isn't it?

Zack: Yes, I think so.

*meanwhile*

Sol: Go take your crown back.

Rick: Crown?

Sol: Go reacquire your position of power.

Rick: Reac- what?

Sol: GO GET YOUR POWER BACK!!!

Rick: Got it. What's the plan?

Sol: You will enter and shout, IT IS I, RICK!! MASTER OF ALL TAMAGOTCHI!!!

Rick: Got it.

*he walks away*

Sol: Oh, Lordy.

Rick: IT IS ME!!! Uh, Rick. MASTER OF...um...KUMQUATS TOMMY!!!

Lola: Problem?

Rick: Um...no. Sorry. Go back to what you were doing.

*walks off*

Lolo: What is his deal lately?

Luna: I believe Sol is playing a practical joke on Rick.

Lola: By doing what?

Luna: Telling him to reclaim his power, knowing he cannot.

Lolo: That's pretty funny.

Luna: I don't know. Seems kind of petty.

Lola: Whatever, it's just Rick. He's a jerk.

*later*

Luna: Lolo and Lola, are we friends?

Lolo: Of course!

Lola: If it weren't for you, we would only have each other!

Zack: What about me-

Lolo: Just each other!

Luna: Thank you.

*meanwhile*

Sol: Rick, are we friends?

Rick: Of course! If it weren't for you, I couldn't get my power back!

Sol: Thank you.

ONE MORE DAY OF COMIC CON!!

~Zack// (Link)

 

[zacksims123]

Hello! This has no relevance to stats! It's 2:00 AM!

But, first.

SHOUT OUT TO ZUZU! READ HER LOG IT'S AWESOME! Give it 5 stars and follow it!

Credit to ZuZu for Aria.

Lolo: *sigh*

Lola: What's up, Lolo?

Lolo: I was on a stroll today.

Lola: Were you?

Lolo: Yeah.

Lola: Go on.

Lolo: And I met this...girl.

Lola: Yeeeeeeeah?

Lolo: And, uh, she, well, I, her hand got, uh, stuck, and I-

Lola: You like her.

Lolo: I didn't say that!

Lola: What's her name?

Lolo: Aria.

Lola: Ah, yes. I've seen her around. ZuZu's tama, if I'm not mistaken.

Lolo: Yeah! How'd you know?

Lola: You've had your eye on her for a while.

Lolo: Was it that obvious?

Lola: Yes. Very yes.

Lolo: *sigh* She was cute.

Lola: Lolo, we're angels. We can't love Earth tamas anymore.

Lolo: But...she...I...

Lola: Shhhhh... I know. I know.

Lolo: What do I do? We're going to die soon, so we should live our lives!

Lola: I know. I know everything you are thinking, and I feel the same way.

Lolo: Really?

Lola: Really!

Luna: *walks in* Hello, Futago, what are you doing up so late?

Lolo: What are you doing up so late?

Luna: Sol and I do not sleep. We meditate.

Lola: Oh.

Luna: In fact, I believe Sol and Rick are arriving as we speak.

Rick: Why did you wake me up? I WAS SLEEPING LIKE A BOSS!

Sol: Yes. You mustn't wake your future ruler.

Lolo: Not.

Sol: You dare challenge him?

Rick: You dare challenge me? A BOSS?

Lola: Whatever. You're not worth it.

Lolo: Nope.

Sol: Why was it that we were awoken?

Luna: Lolo and Lola were discussing something private. You don't need to know.

Sol: Humph.

*they leave*

Lolo: Did you hear anything about our conversation?

Luna: Everything.

Lola: How?

Luna: Meditation heightens the senses.

Lolo: I see.

Lola: You're pretty awesome, Luna.

Luna: Why, thank you, Lola.

Lolo: Just, don't tell anyone about Aria, okay?

Luna: You have my word.

Juicy like fresh squeezed (squeezed?) apple juice.

~Zack// (Do you squeeze apples?)

 

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Rick just got a job! What? As the boss of something? No. A preschool teacher. Duh, he's the obvious choice.

Lolo and Lola are coming up on 20, and when that happens, they will live a very long time. However, they could die now.

And it's about that time. They're 16.

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Sol

Age: 5

Species: Pipotchi

Training: |

Friendship: 1/6

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 2

Name: Luna

Age: 4

Species: Pipotchi

Training: ||

Friendship: 2/6

V4.5 Globe

Name: Rick

Age: 5

Species: Celebtchi

Funny: 26

Gorgeous: 16

Spirit: 17

Training: |||||

Job: Preschool Teacher

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Names: Lolo and Lola

Age: 16

Species: Futagotenshi

AP: 90

Deeds: ||||||||||||||

Zack: So. I herd u liek Aria.

Lolo: WHO TOLD YOU?

Lola: I-

Lolo: Luna! Was it you?

Luna: I assure you I had no part of it!

Lola: I-

Lolo: Then it must've been Sol! She hates me!

Lola: I-

Lolo: GOD DANGIT! IT WAS RICK!

Lola: I-

Lolo: It had to have been ZACK!

Lola: It was ME! Zack is our friend, so I told him.

Luna: I see... However, that was unfair of you to betray Lolo's trust.

Lolo: Actually, I was planning on telling him anyway.

*Sol and Rick walk in*

Rick: Hey, guys. I've given up trying to get my power back. I've got plenty of power!! Over toddlers!

Sol: So, we are done with that silly scheme.

Rick: Silly? I thought it was awe-

Sol: *slugs him*

Rick: -Ful. Very awful. Quite silly. Petty. Oh, for shame.

Lolo and Lola: What're you talking about?

Rick: Not being BOSS.

Sol: He's tired.

Luna: Oh...kay.

Sol: So, what is up?

Luna: The opposite of down.

Sol: I see. What are you doing?

Luna: Speaking to you.

Zack: Look at them! Trying to be hip.

Rick: I want to eat some pancakes like a BOSS!

Wait...what?

~Zack// (OH GAWD SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!)

 

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NO! WHY??? wha- no- but- COME ON!!!

Lolo and Lola are dead. Or, uh, back in their celestial homes.

I'm sad.

Very sad.

My favorite tama character ever. Gone.

So, I'm staring at a spaceship, waiting for my new angel.

His name...it'll be Potate.

Potate it is then.

HE'S HERE.

And he's a cute little Obaketchi.

GOAL CHARACTER: TARATEN

STEP 1: TAKOTEN

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Sol

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 5

Training: |

Friendship: 2/6

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Luna

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 4

Training: ||

Friendship: 3/6

V4.5 Globe

Name: Rick

Species: Celebtchi

Age: 5

Funny: 40

Gorgeous: 16

Spirit: 17

Training: |||||

Job: Preschool Teacher

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate

Species: Obaketchi

Age: 0

AP: 12

Deeds: |||

Luna: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Zack: I know you're upset, Luna. But this is not the way to deal with it.

Luna: I DON'T CARE!

Zack: Sol and Rick are sad, too. But they aren't freaking out.

Luna: THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEM THE WAY I DID!!! I WAS THEIR FRIEND!!!

Sol: I am sorry. Please calm down.

Rick: I don't feel like a boss right now.

Zack: Guys, come on! They left us a baby!

Luna: *heavily breathing* But...

Sol: Shhhhh... I know, i know.

Luna: *calming down* I...just...I miss them.

Rick: Yeah. Me too. Believe it or not, I was their childhood friend.

Sol: See, Luna. We care too.

Luna: I want to take care of Potate.

Zack: What?

Luna: I want to take care of the baby.

Zack: Um...okay. Here.

Luna: Thank you.

Potate: Mama!

Luna: *tears up*

WHY DANGIT?!

~Zack// (*SO SAD*)

 

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Potate evolved into Maruten.

I've decided Luna will live until 99 years.

Sol will marry as usual.

And who even knows about Rick.

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Sol

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 5

Training: |

Friendship: 2/6

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Luna

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 4

Training: ||

Friendship: 3/6

V4.5 Globe

Name: Rick

Species: Celebtchi

Age: 5

Funny: 40

Gorgeous: 16

Spirit: 17

Training: |||||

Job: Preschool Teacher

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate

Species: Maruten

Age: 1

AP: 9

Deeds: |||

Luna: See what I've done? I've made him a beautiful MARUTEN!

Sol: Did your personality change? If memory serves, which it often does, you were calm and had an extensive vocabulary.

Luna: How could I have been calm? My best friends died.

Sol: Fair point.

Rick: He probably inherited your smartness, Luna.

Potate: I...need...TACO...PIE.

Rick: Huh?

Potate: It's something I made up. It's where you take a taco, and put it in a pie.

Sol: That sounds unappealing.

Potate: Unappe- Unapple- Unpeale- What?

Luna: Gross.

Sol: Yes.

Potate: Oh. Whatever floats your boat. *noms on a taco pie*

Rick: Ew.

Potate: It's YUMMY.

Rick: It's disgusting.

Potate: Uh...you! Are...disgusting.

Luna: Okay...

Potate: OKEY DOKEY ARTICHOKEY PINEAPPLE POKEY!!!

Zack: ?

Potate: Did you ? me?

Sol: Pardon?

Potate: Did he just ? me?

Zack: ...Yes?

Potate: Oh. Okay!

Crazy child.

~Zack// (Sims)

 

[zacksims123]

I'm logging myself right now!

I don't think Zack cares.

Most of the time he thinks it's a pain to log. Unless something cool happens.

Which nothing did.

So, here I go!

HEY! SOL! HOW OLD ARE YOU?!

6!

WHAT IS YOUR TRAINING LEVEL THINGY?!

1!

Wow, you suck. I mean, WHAT IS YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH ZACK?!

2!

Wow, Zack, you suck.

You know what? ZACK PLEASE HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

WHAT? What's wrong?!

Log for me? Please?

Um...fine?

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Sol

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 6

Training: |

Friendship: 2/6

Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi Overlay 1

Name: Luna

Species: Pipotchi

Age: 5

Training: ||

Friendship: 3/6

V4.5 Globe

Name: Rick

Species: Celebtchi

Age: 6

Funny: 40

Gorgeous: 16

Spirit: 17

Training: |||||

Job: Preschool Teacher

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate

Species: Maruten

Age: 2

AP: 8

Deeds: |||

Potate: I'm a stoop.

Sol: Why do you say that?

Potate: Because. I maked a pickle sammich. But, when I bited it, it was too cold. Now, my teeths hurt.

Sol: I...see?

Luna: Why is there pickle juice everywhere?

Sol: Potate made a sandwich consisting of nothing more than bread and a dill pickle.

Luna: ...?

Potate: I got hungry.

Luna: A pickle?

Potate: Yeah! I love stuffs that tastes like dat.

Rick: *yawn* Good morning.

*slips in pickle juice*

Rick: AH! WHAT IS THIS?

Potate: Well, duh. It's liquid pickle.

Rick: Pickle juice? Ewwwww... WHY?

Luna: He got hungry.

Sol: So he made a pickle sandwich.

Potate: And now my teeths hurt.

Rick: Um...kay.

Potate: IT WERE ACCIDENT. WHY DO YOU JUDGE ME?

Rick: I'm not!

Potate: Oh. Well. Excuse me.

Rick: You're excused?

Potate: DANG RIGHT I AM!

Luna: Are you okay?

Potate: No.

Sol: Do you need help?

Potate: No.

Rick: Are you even listening?

Potate: No.

Sol: Alright, I have had my daily dose of stupid. I'm going back to bed for a nap.

Potate: No.

Luna: See what you did? You made her tired again.

Potate: It's not my fault she's intolerant of me.

Rick: I suppose that's true. I'm going to go shower now.

Potate: Ew.

Alright, then.

~Zack// (I wasn't in the chat.)

 

[zacksims123]

Yay! Fanmail! From Eternal Mametchi Fan, who is completely female!

SUBJECT: HiyaI just came to say your log is awesome almost as awesome as me.

Awww... Thank you! Now, do not misread this as narcism. I had previously sent her a PM, saying she was awesome.

So, yeah.

COMPLIMENT AND INSIDE JOKE!

Go and read her log, you probably already have, and rate it well, and follow it, or like it, or whatever.

You guys should do that to me, too.

~Zack// (Double-post, oh God, I'm evil.)

 

[zacksims123]

Hello, TamaTalkers.

My brother downloaded a few million viruses on my computer.

This is from my mobile phone.

Black is bleak.

I can't change the color for some reason.

Shoot.

Well, the V5 died. The batteries. They died.

Currently running Potate. That's all.

Awright. Here we go:

PLEASE PM ME YOUR VOTE ON WHO SHOULD RUN!!

R-Train the V6.

Kiki the V4

Rick the V4.5

Luna in the Tama-Go

Sol in the Tama-Go

I'm serious!!

Please PM me your vote! I know I have a few followers!

So, PM me!!

Tamagotchi Angel Light Blue with Silver Wings

Name: Potate

Species: Maruten

Age: 1

AP: 0

Deeds: |||

Potate: ...It's lonely here. Who's gonna join me?

Zack: Only the viewers can decide.

~Zack// (bye bye, color)

 

[zacksims123]

Potate died. So I hatched another!

Potate the second!

He lived shorter than the last one.

So, say hello to Potate III!

The reason I'm having trouble getting them to live is because Takoten requires absolutely godawful care. I tried doing "bad" instead of "horrible" and Potate I became Kodoten. Trust me. It's hard.

Potate II was treated TOO badly.

So, here's to Potate III the Obaketchi!

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate III

Species: Obaketchi

Age: 0

AP: 4

Deeds: |||

~Zack// (CHRONICLE)

 

[zacksims123]

Hey guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys. I'm getting old.

I've been good, thanks.

And how have you been?

Oh. I see.

Well, all my tamas are battery-dead, except for Kiki, who is boring to play with.

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLCK.

Okay bai

~Zack// (nipples perchance?)

 

[zacksims123]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT AS IT WOULD TURN OUT THE V4 IS FUN HAHA!!

Ahem. Well, just for you guys, Kiki's alive and well once more.

And she's going to stop cutting class, too! Ms. Flower was quite happy to see her come in.

NO UNIVERSAL ADULT FOR KIKI!

Tamagotchi V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Kiki

Species: Young Memetchi

Age: 1

Mysterious Pencil: 0

Mysterious Sparkle: 30

Mysterious Flower: 0

Training: |

Kiki: Gee, it sure is-

Zack: Stop.

Kiki: What? I just-

Zack: No.

Kiki: Why would you-

Zack: LEGEND-A-ZELDA!

Spiffle: Zack, why you be so scary?

Zack: I'll inhale you. I will.

Spiffle: Please don't!

Kiki: Then it would be even more boring around here.

Fridge: I'm not sure how ANYTHING could be boring around here.

Zack: Quiet, you.

Kiki: Guys, we're being robbed.

Spiffle: WHY WOULD YOU SPEAK TO SAMMICH MAN THAT WAY?!

Zack: Who is Sammich Man?

Fridge: That's his name for me.

Kiki: He just stole 500 GP out of your sack.

Zack: I'm sorry, guys. Will you forgive me?

Spiffle: Okay.

Fridge: Sure.

Kiki: They won't notice it's gone...

Zack: What? Oh yeah, the Gotchi Points...

Kiki: You heard me?

Zack: Silly Kiki, I chose to ignore you.

Kiki: Story of my life.

Spiffle: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!

Fridge: I have no ears, so that didn't hurt.

Zack: What?

Kiki: What?

Fridge: No ears, no pain.

Zack: What?

Kiki: What?

Spiffle: Being a cloud of vapor, I couldn't hear myself scream.

Zack: What?

Kiki: What?

Oh.

~Zack// (MYSTERIOUS)

 

[zacksims123]

Super duper looper! Kiki is a Memetchi!

my nipples are quite hard

THAT'S ALL I GOT WHERE'S MY MONEY?

Name: Kiki

Species: Memetchi

Age: 2

Intelligence: 7

Fashion: 61

Friendship: 6

Training: |||

Kiki: Whoa, I'm pretty.

Zack: Pretty what?

Kiki: Pretty...well...pretty.

Spiffle: OH MY!! TIS IMPOSSIBLE.

Fridge: Calm down.

Spiffle: BUT WHAAAAAAAAAAA-

Zack: Stop.

Spiffle: What? I ju-

Zack: Stop it.

Kiki: Hey Zack, bounce my curl.

Zack: 'Scuse me?

Kiki: Bounce my curl.

Zack: Kay. *bounces curl*

Kiki: Heehee, it's so curly!

*curl dies*

Kiki: YOU KILLED IT! AUWGH!

Zack: God flippity flapjacks, I had no idea!

Fridge: It wasn't your fault...

Kiki: MURDERERERERERERERERER!

Spiffle: I think I know who the killer was. It was Sammich Man.

Kiki: Oh.

*foreboding music*

Fridge: Kiki, what are you doing? Kiki, stop!

*Kiki gets andwich and EATS IT ALIVE!*

Spiffle: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

How are you gentlemen.

~Zack// (All your base are belong to us)

 

[zacksims123]

Alright so I powered up my second Tama-Go, and whoever was there was DEAD. D-E-D dead.

So I reset and got a cute little Kinotchi.

I named him Scott.

Oh. Now, he's a Mattaritchi.

He shall be...uh...let's try for a Tarakotchi.

Also, Kiki evolved into Memetchi! She got a job as a teacher.

EDIT: NO! I read back a bit, and it was Luna! *tears*

Name: Scott

Species: Mattaritchi

Age: 0

Training: ||

Friendship: 2.5 hearts

Name: Kiki

Species: Memetchi

Age: 3

Intelligence: 10

Fashion: 61

Friendship: 6

Training: |||

Job: School Teacher (aka a pencil, sparkle, and flower sorter)

Kiki: AH! WHOZAT?

Zack: It's Scott. He's a Mattaritchi.

Scott: I am Scott. I hail from Russia.

Zack: Yeah. He hails from Russia.

Scott: I have just said this.

Kiki: Yeah. Yeah you did.

Fridge: Another guy ready to open me and eat my insides. Great.

Scott: I eat not from you, disgusting metal beast. I eat dirt.

Zack: Dirt?

Spiffle: MY DIRT!

Scott: *eats dirt*

Spiffle: HOW DARE YOU?! Prepare to face the wrath of a smelly cloud of mysterious brown gas!

Scott: Dirt?

Spiffle: What? No. I'm not sure what I am.

Scott: You right. You too dark for dirt.

Kiki: You probably shouldn't eat dirt.

Scott: You tell me not what to do. In my home, we eat dirt as delicacy.

Zack: Why?

Scott: Because snow cover everything.

Zack: Even if snow covered everything here, I wouldn't eat dirt "as delicacy."

Scott: Then you know nothing.

Zack: Nothing at all.

Fridge: I agree with the yellow ball.

Kiki: Like a tennis ball? I like tennis.

Zack: You are sort of a derp.

Kiki: Intelligence 10.

Zack: Aren't you a school teacher?

Kiki: ...

Yeah okay.

~Zack// (I want Christmas to be here now.)

 

[zacksims123]

Okay. So I was at school in math class, when suddenly, WHOOSH! My teacher came in and took my beautiful tamas! For the rest of that day, I was worried they would be dead. Luckily, I found a Monpatchi and a Memetchi sick and abused.

Oh, yeah, Scott's a Monpatchi now.

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott

Species: Monpatchi

Age: 1

Training: ||||

Friendship: 0/7

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Kiki

Species: Memetchi

Age: 4

Intelligence: 13 (she's trying)

Fashion: 61

Friendliness: 6

Training: |||

Job: School Teacher

Scott: Scott is not pleased with new form.

Kiki: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE! ZACK! WHAT THE F-

Zack: Come on, guys, chill. It's okay. You're not dead.

Kiki: SHE ABUSED US, ZACK!

Zack: What do you mean?

Kiki: BEAT US WITH FORKS AND PRINTERS!

Spiffle: Forks AND Printers?

Scott: Was not fun. Tried to fight back, I did, however, she proved stronger than she looked.

Kiki: *crying*

Zack: Hey, hey. It's all right now. I'm sorry! I was over powered.

*FLASHBACK*

Ms. Inemer: Zack, give me what you're playing with.

*gives V4*

Ms. Inemer: Is that all?

*gives Tama-Go*

Ms. Inemer: Is that all?

Zack: Yeah.

*secretly has phone*

Fridge: You are a gump.

*CREDIT MUSIC TIMES*

Oh.

~Zack// (*cough*PCrocks*cough*)

 

[zacksims123]

As it would turn out, I took horrible care of Scott.

He's a Necktietchi now.

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott

Species: Necktietchi

Age: 3

Training: ||||||

Friendship: 1/7

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Kiki

Species: Memetchi

Age: 4

Intelligence: 13

Fashion: 61

Friendliness: 6

Training: |||

Job: School Teacher

Scott: I hate you.

Zack: I'm sorry! I tried.

Scott: I do not want for look at you.

Zack: That's not even proper English!

Scott: Not care.

Kiki: *sigh* You DID accidentally leave him unpaused in your backpack for a day...

Zack: ACCIDENT.

Scott: Okay.

SHORT POST BECAUSE GOTTA GO.

~Zack// (I'm sorry plz forgive meh)