I yell at anything. I don't care whether or not it's alive.
I was yelling at my computer earlier for losing my internet connection. I was like, "JUST RECONNECT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT'S RIGHT. DOWNSTAIRS." Then when I finally got it back, it was taking forever to load, so I was all, "YEAH. Finally get you back, and you TAKE FOREVER. GREAT. I'mma launch you out the window one day!"
xD