Snake. You never said it couldn't be a snake like a kingsnake which only leaves cuts that are about the size of paper cuts. Besides spiders itch. And I <3 Snakes
Would you rather miss meeting your idol or have your idol be mean to you.
You used "be stuck in a jail cell and dont visit" twice.
I guess I'll pick whatever the other, non-existant choice is. It says "Be stuck in a jail cell and don't visit anyone, or have anyone visit you, but have freedom in less than 5 days.