I got this whole list of stuffs:
TWILIGHT
Almost Edie
Broken
Rainbow Magic (don't ask yet)
(I have a bad memory so these are it for now)
Almost Edie: The story was unclear, the author gave the characters ridiculous names (IMO, Edie's sister was named Dexter, not that I'd go and hate on girls named Dexter), and the plot was just boring. Like, first, she goes and meets this fat kid, and then goes back home and lives life all normally, and it was just boring. And then her sister locks her in a cabana or something and she gets out. Story done.
Broken: I don't even remember the author for this one. xD But it was supposed to be a "Cinderella" retelling. There was absolutely no trace of Cinderella in it except for a stepmother, two stepsisters who weren't THAT mean, and a school dance. It kind of made me mad that Ash (main character) gave herself up so easily to the most popular guy in school, when her stepsister warned her he was a major player, but did she listen? Of course not. And then she goes and rants about how goth and emo she is and how she has this stupid problem with breaking glass. What did that even have to do with the story?
Rainbow Magic: Okay, I shouldn't be ranting about this because it was written for 7 year old girls, but seriously. I don't even know why I liked it when I was younger. The plot is so predictable and they go into excruciating detail about what the stupid fairy is wearing. Plot, in all of those books:
Rachel and Kirsty both conveniently have school vacation at the same time, even though they live in different parts of the UK.
They meet a fairy which pops out of nowhere while having fun. Oh, and this fairy is skinny, and a girl. Always. And is always dressed perfectly.
They go and find some goblins causing mischief in really bad disguises. They're usually hurting other people's feelings. Boo. Sad.
Rachel/Kirsty comes up with a plan to distract the goblin and get a magic item back.
Of course, it works.
The fairy takes it back to Fairyland and they go back to having fun.
Page after page after book after book of this garbage. Then again, it was written for 6 year old girls.
And, the grand finale:
Twilight: I'm not bashing this because everybody else is, but because I do actually dislike it (I have a couple of pages of notes about this xD):
1) Narration: It was too choppy. It didn't flow right, and it was stupid how Bella had to describe in excruciating detail every. Single. Little. Thing. She. Did. Not to mention other people as well.
2) The author spends too much time worrying about little details, like what Bella's wearing. I mean, lots of detail is good, but what a character is wearing, unless it actually has something to do with the plot, is a little unnecessary.
3) Bella uses words no regular teenager would use. Read the dictionary much?
4) Bella. Is. A. Sue. She's too studious, she's already studied whatever the school in Forks is studying (I guess it's not her fault, but still), she's all responsible, she cooks, she cleans, she makes friends on the very first day, and every single boy who looks at her is attracted to her. Reminds me of Cinderella and Barbie mashed up into one.
5) She must describe how "flawless" and "perfect" Edward is. There is no encounter with him that goes by without a mention of his "tousled bronze hair", or "absurdly handsome face", "flawless lips", you get the picture. She makes Edward sound like some human god or something. Geez. He's just a vampire.
6) What makes me really mad about this book is the values it emphasizes. It encourages girls to throw away everything, their lives, families, whatever, just for true love. Which, in my opinion, is what we should be encouraging people NOT to do. Once Bella meets this "perfect" Edward, she throws away everything, risking her family, her friends, and her own life just for him. She becomes unhealthily obsessed with him, even though she knows that she could well lose her life just by staying with him, because he VANTS TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOODDD. I mean, true love is nice, and we all want to have it, but there's other things in life you should focus on too, right?
Ugh. This book made me want to scream. The beginning was horrible, but the narration in the middle is kind of okay. In the end, though, Bella goes all "I have to do this for luurrrvveee" and pretty much gives herself up AGAIN. Brilliant. Although it was for her mom, kind of. Ish. But the ending was still bad anyway.
I only read Twilight to see how bad it is, LOL.
Okay, done ranting.