Here:
Here. I got you this picture of a duckling. Enjoi.
I tend to believe that cereal is a pretty overrated breakfast item. I’d much rather eat cereal late at night, as an alternative to burning the roof of my mouth on hot pockets or pizza bagels, (both of which are still delicious, mind you.) Breakfast should be hearty, not some half-a**ed bowl of grains, sugar and milk. What a total bore!
Milk’s disgusting anyway. Tell me, which estranged, pre-historic cave man decided it was a good idea to tug on some wild animal **** and make a meal out of it? Better yet, what TRIBE did this lunatic come from? Something had to be severely wrong with these folks for the trend to actually catch on. Imagine the dialogue.
Ug: Check it out, Orp. Zug chasing that cow. What he doing?
Orp: Me not sure, Ug. Look like he caught it though. He… Oh… He grabbing its…
Ug: This look fun, AND delicious! Ug want help! Orp, grab goat, cat and chicken! We experiment rest of day.
NO!
Anyway… Case in point; make me an omelet. At least eggs aren’t forced from a creature’s underside. Can you imagine?
LOL.