"You never mean to watch the Discovery Channel. You're just flicking through the channels and all of a sudden... BAM! You're watching a frikken mole for an hour and a half"
Quoting a youtube video.
EDIT: Now it's
"EVERY TIME I SAY THINGS EMOTIONLESS SHE THINKS I'M CRABBY! SHE'S JUST SAYING I WAS BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW MY LINES FOR THE PLAY YESTERDAY! SHE IS WACKED, MAN! SHE IS WACKED!!!!"
Since I forgot my lines for the Sunday School Christmas play yesterday, Gran thinks I was in a bad mood. She's so f***ing whacked and messed up in the head it's ridiculous. I honestly think someone needs to send her and my gramp to an insane asylum. I'm not kidding.