I'd cry coz I'm make my friend's thighs itchy. (TMI) What if you woke up and you were a strand of hair in the middle of a toilet bowl used by a 100 year old couple who lived in a pond inside a happy face on Mars
I would then re-invent chocolate and show it to the world and be famous and get rich XD what if you woke up and you were one of the characters in the last anime you watch?
I would actually write a better song with better lyrics and doesnt sound like all the other one direction songs and force all my bandmates to sing it then scold them and say i'm the lead singer. what if you woke up and you were McDonalds?