Well, we were doing this experiment in science, and we had these little slips of paper that had chemicals all over them, and we were testing flammability or something. She told us that if we ate the paper, we would get horribly sick. So I ate one. SHE LIED.
Then, I discovered three month old m&ms in my locker, which I was kind-of-not-really-but-attempting-a-little to clean out. Of course I ate those also.
I eat a lot of stuff I'm not supposed to.