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[mydogbeibei]

=Trix

:furawatchi: =Pixs

Trix:I got a F on my report card....

Pixsn what subject?

Trix:On the subject "how-to-spell-your-name"

Pixs:I thought you were in Grade 5.

Trix:It's very hard you see you have to spell you name.

 

[lil*kitty*kat]

Angie

Aly

bob

my name is aly and i am sooo popular.

*looks in the mirror and laughs*

*stares at bob* Umm... *still looking at bob* I'm angie and i'm from texas.

Silence

AHEM!

Oh yeah! im bob and this is my brother, bob2 *points at mirror*

& *GROAN*

Ah ha! Bob2 does what i do!

GROAN! bob is just plain dumb!

 

[lil*kitty*kat]

Cookie

Cream

Cake

dog

 

Cookie! The dog needs a bath!

Ok, mom!

Cream! The dog doesnt 't need a bath! I just bathed him!

:mimitchi: I know! But Cookie needs one!

good plan!!

later....

*grumpy* Okay, where's the five bucks u promised me?

 

[Tamakiddy!!]

Layla(His Girlfriend)

Jonh(Her boyfriend)

His dad

:furawatchi: :What time is it?

:10:00

:11:60

:furawatchi: :no such thing

:I am from Texas

:furawatchi: + :gozortochi: :...

Its NOT funny,But its all I could think of

 

[JODIEg]

:furawatchi: =police man = blonde

[a car is swerving down the rode when some1 w/ a cell calls the police. ]

[police man pulls car over and blonde roles down window]

um do u no wat ur doin?

i was driving when a tree came out out nowhere so i swerved! then another one was there and i...

um mam, thats ur air freshner.

 

[steffi44400]

Scooby Doo =

Shaggy =

Scooby Scooby doo did a poo,

Shaggy thought it was choclate

Shaggy took a bite,

And turned White

And that was the end of shaggy!

 

[*Violet*]

Narrarator

:kuribotchi: Timmy

Max

:mimitchi: Pip

:furawatchi: Ally

Narrarator: Once there lived 4 friends. However they weren't very intelligent. One day they went to buy a car...

Timmy: Lets have this one! *points at a Mercedes*

Max: No too big! This one! *points at a Toyota*

, :furawatchi: , and : Yes! That one!

The 4 friends went home and decided to give people rides in their new car. But no people came! Why was that? Well the answer was that was that there were 4 tamagotchi's and only 4 seats! They were very cross, so they decided to make a petrol station but still no people came? Why?

ARGH! No customers, AGAIN!

Ally: Are you sure this was a good place to put it? *looks around*

Pip: Of course it is! Are you dumb?

Well, that was because they built it on the top floor of a house and nobody could take there car to the top floor of a house! They were so frustrated that they tried to push the car down a well, but they couldn't. Why?

:furawatchi: OK, just a little more!

All: *lifts up car and tries to put it in the well*

And it dosen't fit...

 

[shrimpsterluver99]

oo :Shut up

:Manners

olice

And yes those are there names

were walking. falls. Goes to get help from the police . "Whats your name?" "Shut up" "were are your manners young man!" "I think there picking up poo outside"

Very funny!!!

 

[dannyleopps]

=dc

:mimichi:=sg

= tc

=cr

= sellr

=teletubby

= passr1

=passr2

dc: me wanna teletubby.

sg:dc, eye don't know where 2 get a teletubby!

tc and cr: kissy kissy *kiss*

sg: chris, you get you lips of tiara right now!

cr: eye on't care

tc: nethier do eye.

sg: fine, B rebbelious.

dc: eye wanna teletubby, sara. waaaawaaawaa! *creis*

sg: darrick! don't be rebllious.

sellr: teletubbis!

dc: teletubby

sellr: 5 buks pleaz!

sg:5 buks!

sellr: herez uh teletubby!

teletubby: eh oh! uwwwwwh!

dc: yay!

sg: yay.

passr1: man, the guys 13 and he has a teletubby1 their for babitchis!

passr2: eye gott uh gude wun. hey bozo, get back 2 thuh circuss with ur elefent!

 

[lil*kitty*kat]

dont get it?

Tammy Sammi

Sherri Terri

Stupid guy

Hi I'm Tammi

And I'm her sister Sammi

I'm Sherri

And I'm Sherri's sister, Terri!

I need glasses cuz i see quadruplets

h34r: and : *GROAN*

 

[The_Ichigotchi]

: Dally (laughs at everything)

h34r: ronalay

Robber

Dally : hahaha

Ronalay: what are you laughing at???

Dally that car hit another car! haha

Ronalay: thats not funny!! that person died!!

Dally But...........hahaha

Ronalay: OMG Dally!!! theres a monster behind you!!

Dally really!! Im scared!!!

Ronalay And it got you!!

Dally AHHHHHHHH... you scared me!!!

Ronalay hahahaha I got ya

Dally oh that was a joke!

h34r: OMG seriously!! theres a robber behind you he's going to steal your money!!!

I know its one of your silly jokes again. hahahaha

h34r: NOOO seriously RUUNNN!!!

(takes 100 points from Dally's pocket

NOO my money!!! you weren't kidding!!!

h34r: see told you its not a joke!!!

MY MONEY WAAAA...................

ha Im rich now (runs away!)

 

[Tama girl]

Tyler :furawatchi: Angela [Tyler and Jakes mum] Greg [Tyler and Jakes Dad] <_< Jake

* walking down path*

Jake: oooo wookie! chalk!

:Tyler : Chwalk?? YEY

:Tyler, Jake :*draws pictures on foot path*

:Angela: KIDS NO

:Greg What Angela,its just chalk

:Angela No its n....

*chalk smooshes*

:Angela -.-

:Tyler Chalky go squish!

:Jake

:Angela ITS OLD POCHITCHI [ ] POO KIDS!

*Greg laughs*

 

[SaltyAJ]

Mom walks into a beach. she falls into the water. The baby luaghs. Then the baby falls into the sand. Then they both get up and luagh again. Then the dad falls!

 

[chancedom]

Ohhhh!I have one!

h34r: =janitor

=boss

id you get those flies?

:Yup! I caught six.3 were males,the other 3 were females.

:how did you know?

:3 were at the bra section,and the other ones were at the big screen tv when a foot-ball game

was on.

:mimitchi: thinks in mind)Why couldt I hire a mimitchi?

h34r: thins to boss)I can hear you!

:*sighs and walks away*

h34r: *wispers into flies ears...ya know what I mean*Whats wrong with him?

 

[christina]

h34r: ino

:mimitchi: sakura

sasuke

naruto

Kakashi sensei

ino: sakura! Sasuke's mine!

Sakura: no! he's on my team!

Ino: he doesn't like you anyway!

Sakura: he likes me more than he likes you

girls please!

Ino:& Sakura: stay out of this

Sakura: we'll fight 4 him!

* fight*

h34r: is defeated..............



h34r: yeah!

 

[Tamakiddy!!]

<_< + :furawatchi: :*Walks along a river together*

: *Falls into river*

:furawatchi: : *Saves*

Gets a beadutiful car that says- from ur loving Mother-In-Law

THE NEXT DAY:

:furawatchi: + :furawatchi: :*Walks along a river together -

:furawatchi: :*Falls into river*

:furawatchi: *Saves*

the mother in law gave her son in law a beadutiful car - from ur loving mother in law -

THE NEXT DAY:

:furawatchi: + :furawatchi: :*Walks along a river*

:furawatchi: :*Falls in river*

:- Just stands there*

:furawatchi: :- Drowns-

Then he got a beadutiful car that said -FROM UR LOVING FATHER IN LAW -

 

[murcielago]

:furawatchi: =dandan <_< mikey

:furawatchi: =123

=weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:furawatchi: =that cant be good

:furawatchi: =Falls on :furawatchi:

:furawatchi: =gET OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

:furawatchi: =uh

:furawatchi: =here!

:furawatchi: = where going to NEWYROK!

 

[Ginjirotchi_lover]

:furawatchi: Mimi

Kiki

<_< King

Mimi: what's 1+1?

Kiki: 11!

Mimi: Really? I thought it was 6!

King: Ummmm... I'm king and I say it's 2!

Mimi: *Laughs* It's CERTAINLY not that!

Kiki: Of course not! It's definitely 11!

 

[*tammy_lover*]

^_^ Mika

Poema

Tinkle

Poema: Mom! Can you open this tin of baked beans for me?

Mika: What? But we've just moved in! Never mind *gets a fishing rod, and fishes for the tin opener in the cutlery box* I can't find it *bangs tin on a table*

Tinkle: What are you doing mum?

Mika: Finally, its open, but now I need to find the microwave *scratches head, and starts fishing in the electricals box*

 

[Tamakiddy!!]

Dad

Mom

Piolet

baby

An airplane is about to crash and there are 3 jetpacks

: Im paying for this trip I get the first*Jumps off*

:Im the mother of this child so I get the second*Jumps off*

:Im driving this trip GEt the last*Jumps off*

Baby is left alone

Everyone:*walks in house to find baby on couch*

:were have you been?

& :*Gasp!*She said her first words!But how did you get here so fast?

:Me no dumb!Me cling onto daddys bum!Daddy go ''Boom!'' me go zoom!Thats how me get home so soon

:furawatchi: _O