this is a riddle contest!

[TamaMan64]

Tamaman64: 4 ducks.And you will never get there, since you are always half of the distance from the door. But, if you just mean normally, the answer is 2.

mimitchi mametchi:

The farmer would take the goose over, then take the fox over and bring the goose back with him, then put the goose and take the corn, go back and take the goose over.

correct! (and you were also right about never getting there)

answer!! He takes the goose across first, then comes back. Then he takes the fox across and brings the goose back. Then he takes the corn over. Finally he comes back alone and takes the goose across.

another!

the poor have it, the rich need it.

if you eat it, you die.

what is it?

and another

A horse is tied to a 10 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 30 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?

 

[tamakitty710]

correct! (and you were also right about never getting there)
answer!! He takes the goose across first, then comes back. Then he takes the fox across and brings the goose back. Then he takes the corn over. Finally he comes back alone and takes the goose across.

another!

the poor have it, the rich need it.

if you eat it, you die.

what is it?

and another

A horse is tied to a 10 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 30 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?

First one: Nothing

Second one: The rope wasn't tied to anything!

I'll be right back, I have to go eat!

♪~tk710

 

[TamaMan64]

First one: NothingSecond one: The rope wasn't tied to anything!

I'll be right back, I have to go eat!

♪~tk710

exactly!

 

[Misery]

I have plenty!

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

What can you catch but not throw?

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Try and answer those

 

[tamakitty710]

I have plenty!
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

What can you catch but not throw?

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Try and answer those

Towel

Your breath

A sponge

A hole

A tissue

A river

Those are all classic riddles

I gotta go! Good night, and good luck!

♪~tk710

 

[Misery]

TowelYour breath

A sponge

A hole

A tissue

A river

Those are all classic riddles

I gotta go! Good night, and good luck!

♪~tk710

Very good! But the last one is wrong, close though.

 

[tamakitty710]

The last one is wrong? I can't think of anything else.

 

[Misery]

Wait! Not the last one! I mean the second one!

 

[mimichi mametchi]

can anyone guess..... THIS??? MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?

 

[TamaMan64]

i have some!

What gets bigger and bigger the more you take out of it?

There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him.

Who were they?

The beginning of eternity

The end of time and space

The beginning of every end,

And the end of every place.

what am i?

 

[mimichi mametchi]

Can none guess my riddle?

 

[TamaMan64]

4! it's 4, isn't it?...please?

 

[kuchibunbuntchi]

How the heck did you know????

Ok heres are a couple:

Did you know that if you live 5 miles within a cemetary, you can't be buried there? Why?

David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and ?????? Guess the third child's name.

Bruce, the head dog at the north pole, has three sons. One is named Mo. One is named Curly. What is the third dog's name.

to answer your riddle tamakitty the man is 60 years old

if you live 5 miles within a cemetary, you can't be buried alive

David is the third child

don't know the third one

 

[kuchibunbuntchi]

Here's one:
A box with neither hinges, key nor lid, inside a golden treasure is hid.

What am I?

an egg

 

[mimichi mametchi]

4! it's 4, isn't it?...please?

yes...... exolain it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

 

[tamakitty710]

To Misery's other riddle:

A wave?

♪~tk710

 

[TamaMan64]

umm... its 4 because the sons are the fathers, and they are sons, because they are the grandfathers sons, and, uhh... the grandfathers died? so theres four....please?

 

[mimichi mametchi]

no, try again!

 

[tamakitty710]

The beginning of eternity

The end of time and space

The beginning of every end,

And the end of every place.

what am i?

The letter "e"!

And, to mimitchi mametchi's thing:

Because two of the four men could be grandfathers, and they would all have to be sons already!

 

[JCJohn23]

I got one.... dont know if anyone already said it or not tho.... ok you need to make 30 cents with two coins and one of them cant be a nickel....... how do you make the change???