"Dude, shut up, my ears are bleeding and people are dying when they hear your horrid voice. I don't give a shet if your my friend or not. Stop. Singing."
"Shut up before I shove my hand down your throat and rip your vocal cord(s) out! I'll do it! I will! I don't care if your a friend or the prince of England....okay maybe I would care if you were the prince of England, but I wouldn't care if you were the prince of stupid! D<"
"That shirt is way.... too.... small.... it's showing your BELLY, and it looks like you can't breathe in it! And it's a halter?! what, are you crazy?! It's 38 DEGREES OUT!!!!!"
Shut up already. I try to say something, and you cut me off, when I try to cut YOU off, you say, "Wait, wait, wait, wait.. hold on." And when I say that you jsut say, "WAAAAAIT, please, please, please, waait!" (and sometimes i have to wait an hour)