it has BEGUN. Day one: We’re calling him Jack. As a baby, Jack pooped. A lot. For some reason, his face was always cry8ng whenever he faced forward. As a child, Jack found a poodle... He went to the resort with only a ball, took a shower, and had to walk naked because he didn’t have any clothes. (no, wait) At the resort, he checked in, went to dinner with two people (two timer!) and both times, they ate, and fireworks went off. He also met Lovelitchi (this is good news) which means soon we can breed and start. He spend all of his money on a soup and now he can’t pay rent. (Wait....) Jack hasn’t used his couch once. He went in a kiddie pool with some abomination (smorgasborg) of a float with some sail (welcome to the 2 foot open sea.) That’s it,