The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to Izzy429M for your compliment!

(Pudding Pie) Thank you darling I know I'm fabulous right

Leonard is still hanging around. My sister's tama Penny did turn into an oldie, but we just haven't had time to connect them. We might get a chance today though.

Cream Puff is a perotchi. I might get her married sometime this week, I've just been really busy lately. Also..

Happy Easter!!

(eggs are credit to https://nightmaresky.deviantart.com/)

Yay easter candy woo hoo

HLFKDJF

Whoa! What's with you?

I HAVE HAD 12 CADBURY CREME EGGS AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO STOP NOW AHAHHHAHHA

Witness the power of sugar.

This is going to be a long day.

Agreed.

WHOA IS THAT A CUPCAKE MY HEAD IS A CUPCAKE HHHHHHGLLGH I WANT TO EAT MY HEAD

That's not possible.

WHAT'S NOT POSSIBLE

Eating your head.

IT IS IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

Good luck.

THANK YOU OM NOM NOM HEY MY CHEEK TASTES LIKE FROSTING

Kids these days.

NOM NOM NOM WAIT HOLD THE PHONE ARE THOSE PEEPS

Where?

IN NOODLE'S ROOM

Hey!! Those are my peeps! No!!

LET US GET THEM

What? Leonard? You too?

I am sorry Noodle, but it is a well known fact that tamagotchis love peeps. My instincts call me. *runs off with Cream Puff*

STOP!!

*both Leonard and Cream Puff come flying out of Noodle's room riding on peeps*

YEEEE HAAAWWW

RIDE MY NOBLE STEED NOW LET ME EAT YOUR FACE

 

[KeroPyontchi]

Hey Noodle, I know I've said this before but I want to say it here, I've always loved your log and it inspired me to join TT and start my own log. It's never gotten old through the years! Keep up the good work

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to KeroPyontchi for the awesome comments!

Yeess I am finally back. I've just been really busy as always. Anywaay

Leonard got married with my sister's tama Penny and had a boy, Joe who is an oyajitchi since after the baby stage he evolved right into an adult. I'll have to marry oldies again sometime so I can try to get Mrs. Perfect!
Frito is a mametchi simply because he pretty much slept his entire life. -.-

I FEEL SO WEIRD I'M ZERO BUT AN ADULT

YOU ARE A STRANGE LITTLE OLD MAN

YES I AM AND I'M PROUD

WHY WOULD YOU BE PROUD TO BE A STRANGE LITTLE OLD MAN

BECAUSE I'M AWESOME AND I CAN DRINK COFFEE AND YEAH

SHUT UP Tamagotchi Teen Titans is on!

DUDE THAT'S TOTALLY A KIDS SHOW
SO WHAT THIS SHOW IS MY CHILDHOOD

I DIDN'T HAVE A CHILDHOOD BWWAAAHAHAHAaAA

SHUT UP

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING

BECAUSE HE'S A STRANGE LITTLE OLD MAAAN

HOW DOES THAT EXPLAIN WHY EVERYONE IS YELLING

JOE CAN'T HEAR BECAUSE HE'S A STRANGE LITTLE ZERO YEAR OLD OLD MAN SO WE HAVE TO YELL SO HE HEARS US AND HE YELLS SO HE CAN HEAR HIMSELF TALKING

I CAN HEAR YOU PERFECTLY FINE YOU KNOW

ALL THIS TEXT YELLING IS HURTING MY BRAIN SAY BYE

BYE

BYYYYEHHH

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey guys! Sorry for not being as active lately, I've just had a lot of final exams and projects due for school since it's the end of the year and stuff. But since I get out of school this Thursday, I'll try to post more, okay? I am updating from my iPod, so no color today, sorry.

My iDL is named Parsnip-

Parsnip: WHAT?! MY NAME IS PARSNIP??? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT WAS MY NAME!!! YOU SAID I WOULD BE KING CHOO CHOO THE SECOND!!!

I lied. And do you seriously want to be called King Choo Choo the second anyway?

Parsnip: Of course!!

But why? It sounds... Like it came from Thomas the Train.

Parsnip: It does not!! It sounds dignified and royal!

In what universe? >_>

Parsnip: I insist you change my name!

No. We'll have to make a compromise.

Parsnip: A compro what?

A compromise. Your name will be King Parsnip Choo Choo.

King Parsnip Choo Choo: Hmm... What about "the first"?

Well, it's obvious that you're the first. I don't think anyone else has that stupid of a name.

King Parsnip Choo Choo (the first): What was that about stupid name?

Um I said I don't think anyone else has the right to take your wonderful name, oh majesty.

King Parsnip Choo Choo: That's what I thought.

So anyway, what I was going to say was that he is the star teenager. I don't know what I want him to be, I'll just kind of let it happen.

King Parsnip Choo Choo: Let it happen?! You have to evolve me into something worthy of my name!

We'll see. Maybe shutotchi? He looks like he has a crown. Or maybe that's his hair..

King Parsnip Choo Choo: Whatever. Just make sure it's awesome.

Okay? I'll try, I guess.

King Parsnip Choo Choo: Do or do not. There is no try.

Fine. I will.

King Parsnip Choo Choo: Good. Now, come Noodle. There are much more important things than sitting here on this device. Let's go explode peeps in your microwave.

What?! No!!

King Parsnip Choo Choo: Farewell, peasants. See you all next time!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey guys! School is finally out for me, so I'm going to try to update a lot more and run more tamas! To celebrate the end of school, I started up my v6, whose name is Bach. He is a tosakatchi (

) and he actually just got married literally 5 minutes ago to a mimitchi and had a baby boy who I will name Chopin (continuing with the music theme since it is a music star after all). He also made Pro Debut today with his band, Banana. His music genre is classical music.

King Parsnip Choo Choo is shutotchi (ha can't find a picture just kidding). He's gotten all his happy symbols and I'll probably marry him soon. There will be photos of that wedding, by the way.

Ugh why did you make my color purple?

Purple is a royal color. Shouldn't you be happy with that?

But it's girly!! Besides, how do you know that it is royal, peasant? You could just be lying!

I happen to be very educated in the middle ages (among other things) and purple was a color that only royals could wear. No one else could wear purple.

Really? I have to look this up on Gotchipedia. *whips out tPhone)

Oh come on, Choo Choo-

Did you just. Call me. "Choo Choo".

Yes, but as I was saying-

NOBODY CALLS ME JUST "CHOO CHOO"!!!!! ESPECIALLY NOT A PEASANT LIKE YOU!!! YOU MUST ADDRESS ME BY MY FULL KINGLY NAME, KING PARSNIP CHOO CHOO THE FIRST

Okay, sheesh. I'm sorry, King Parsnip Choo Choo.

King Parsnip Choo Choo theee??? Go onnnn

the first.

Now say it all together.

*rolls eyes* I'm sorry King Parsnip Choo Choo the first.

Ahh, yes. I like those italics. Do it again. In italics.

What? Seriously?

KING PARSNIP CHOO CHOO DOES NOT KID NOW DO IT IN ITALICS

I'm sorry King Parsnip Choo Choo the first.

Hmmmm.... yesss... but I still feel that there is.... something missing.

Shoot me now.

You must impress me once more.

This is stupid.
IMPRESS ME PEASANT

I'm sorry King Parsnip Choo Choo the first.

Ahhhh!!! Very good! In fact, I believe every peasant should bear this symbol!
What do you want now?

My citizens! (AKA People Who Follow Noodle's Weird Log)

Hey! My log is not weird!

DON'T INTERRUPT MY SPEECH NOODLE

Sorry.

DO THE PROPER APOLOGY PEASANT

I'm sorry King Parsnip Choo Choo the first.

Thank you. Now, as I was saying. *ahem* As your king, I order you all to put this royal apology in your signature because, believe it or not (AND YOU'D BEST BELIEVE) you all owe King Parsnip Choo Choo an apology.

For what?

For being peasants. You interrupted my speech again. APOLOGIZE

I'm sorry King Parsnip Choo Choo the first.

Thank you. Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted (evil death glare at Bach) I order you to put this in your signature. In whatever color you want. The king has spoken. NOW GO DO IT OR YOU'LL OWE ME TWO APOLOGIES

Thanks for reading! Don't forget to follow the king's orders (honestly I'm just interested to see how many people actually do this). We'll see you next time! Have a great day!

Noodle. You have not put this in your signature yet. NOW GO DO IT

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

*double post somehow oops*

 

[Dale8998]

This is good. Plus, V4.5 was my first Tamagotchi. Can you run one?

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

(To Dale8998: I'm going to start up my v4.5 after my music star grows up and gets married. Thanks for your request!)

Hello friends! Updates:

My v6 actually turned out to be a girl because apparently I'm blind or something and is named Mariah. She IS EVOLVING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOSH um yeah she's a memetchi now. Literally right after I took pictures. Hate my life. ANYWAYS her band is named Stardust and they are Rock N Roll music genre. Mariah sings on the microphone and her toy is a dress.

King Parsnip Choo Choo just got married and had a baby girl, Sunny.

Pictures of the most royal wedding in the history of this log



Here he is in a lovely outfit compliments to my little sister.

Pff...

That's my dad?! HE'S SO CREEPY WAAAHHHHH



Here he is arriving at the dating place.







Here we have the three possible candidates for his wife.

Whoa three possible mommys okay that's weird to think about let's stop thinking about it



He chose agetchi (I believe I'm probably wrong though).

GROSS
Aww, poor girl. Having to be stuck with him for the rest of her life.



And here he is arriving home with Sunny.

Hah that face tho



And last but not least here is Sunny.

Aww!! It's so nice to have a cute little baby sister instead of that annoying bossy old man!

HEY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY DAD
Um yeah

NOBODY SAYS THAT ABOUT MY DAD

*tackles Mariah somehow without arms or legs*

OUCH!! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

Umm let's just wrap this up. Thanks for reading! We'll see you all next time!!

HEY!! LET GO OF MY ONE CURL OF HAIR!! AAAAIIEEE!!

 

[Dale8998]

Hey, I just wanted to say hi. It would be good if my Tamagotchis could talk, but they've been on pause. Anyways, I'm gonna pause chat them.

...

...

...

I forgot. One of the rules on my log is that if you're paused, you stay quiet, so... yeah. OK, bye.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 16,594 views!!

I probably should have said that a long time ago, but whatever. It's amazing to me that my tamas screaming at me has that many views so thank you guys so much!

Alright, a lot of changes happened. The first one being: I am running my v4.5 only. I feel like I haven't been keeping up with this log enough so I thought I would try to get back into the habit of logging on a daily basis with just one tama. Plus I got a request to run my v4.5, and I love my v4.5, and it's kind of like the beginning of this log with only my v4.5 so yeah. Our lone tama is:

Jai (pronouced Jay by the way) He is a hitodetchi currently.

WHAT IS THIS LOG ThiNG

Hush Jai we must post photos.

BUT THIS KEEYBOOARDDDDDDDD IS SOO WEIRDNJSW!

Jai get off the keyboard this instant!

*steps off the keyboard* Wait how can I still talk if I'm not typing

That's one of the mysteries of this log, Jai.

Groovy.

Did you just say groovy?

Ya.

Jai don't be sassy with me.

*flips non-existent hair*

Okay young blob that is it you are going to time out! Go sit in the corner and think about your actions!
Whateva. *slides into corner*

Okay. Now that he's out of the way it's time for

~Photos~



Here is my v4.5 for those who don't know. Yes, it says "girls rock" on it but it was a gift so I didn't really have a choice. I would not have chosen that. Anyway, it was my very first tama and is probably about 5 or 6 years old so that's why the button is ripped and stuff. And it has my little maneki neko keychain. :3

Anyway, I decided to go ahead and just reset. I put in all of my information aaanndd



An egg appeared!

*from the corner* That picture makes me look fat!

What? They can't even see you!!

*flips hair*

Um. Okay whatever. Anyway, pretty soon...



a very blurry baby boy hatched!

I was fabulous even when I was a baby.

you wish Anyway, I decided to name him, as you already know:





And here is little baby Jai. So cute!

#scute

Jai don't speak in hashtags.

#whynot

Just don't.

#thatsnotagoodreason #jaiwinsthisround #jai #fabulous

*sigh* Anyway, we spent the rest of the baby hour



eating



and playing games.

AND GETTING DEATHLY ILL AND HAVING NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES

#dramaqueen

Excuse yourself if you are going to call me that at least say #dramaking

Anyway, pretty soon Jai evolved into..

Fabulousness 2.0



The happy little blob known as hitodetchi. Soon after that, he got some mail. It was his little fortune cookie star thing I don't even know what it's called.



Apparently he's going to be rich today.

Of course! I'm so fabuloouus

After that we got another mail. It was his application for pre-school.



The teacher gave him what looks like an ice cube tray.

Correction: Fabulous Ice Cube Tray

Yes okay whatever but what will Jai do with the fabulous ice cube tray?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL I DO TELL ME NOODLE
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT PAGE BECAUSE WE CAN ONLY PUT 10 PHOTOS ON ONE POST

OH MY GOODNESS THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

WHAT JAI DOES WITH HIS FABULOUS ICE CUBE TRAY IS

IS?!!!?!?!???!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

go to pre-school.

WHAT.... that was a total letdown.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Why would I bring an ice cube tray to school anyway?

Turns out that it's actually a backpack, not an ice cube tray.

Oh. My dreams are crushed.

School does that to you. Anyway, like I said, he went to pre-school which is pretty much dancing. You don't really have any control over it though.



The first time, Jai failed and collapsed in a mess of blob.

It's not called failing it's called being original. #jairiginal



But the next time he got it right.

Beautiful dancing.

So... yeah. That's pretty much all from us for today! Thanks for reading, and have a good day/night/whatever time it is for you!

#jaibye

 

[Dale8998]

Thanks for doing my request. I'm pretty sick, and you running your V4.5 makes me a bit happier.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

(Dale 8998: You're welcome! I'm happy to run it! And get better soon!)

Thanks to tamaninjacat for liking our last post!

Jai evolved a little while ago into a crackertchi. I really like crackertchi so I'm happy!

*BANG PARTY NOISES*
Agh! What the heck, Jai?!

I'm just doing what my description on the tamagotchi wiki says I should do!
And what is that, exactly?
"Crackertchi always tries to scare Tamagotchis that pass by him in Ura Tamatown. He also expects them to be scared and assumes that they are. Crackertchi is a fun-loving young Tamagotchi who will always come out and cheer with his big "bang" at parties. His "bang" is so loud, sometimes it surprises him too!"

Pff.. "His 'bang' is so loud, sometimes it surprises him too!"

#shut up #noodlestahp

On to...

~Photos~



Like I said, Jai evolved into crackertchi. Funny story, when I first had him when I first got this tama, I thought he looked like a ham so I called him hamagotchi.

I am most certainly not a ham! *BANG LOUD PARTY NOISES* OH MY GOSH WHAT WAS THAT
Yourself, genius.

Wait did I just

You did.

No I didn't you didn't see annnyythiiinnggg



And here's a closeup of him shooting out his party stuff or whatever.

I'm shooting out my fabulousness for everyone to share! Of course, I keep a large percentage of my fabulousness.

Later, we got some mail.



It turned out to be poo.

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING *BANG LOUD PARTY NOISES*



Obviously, he wasn't too happy about that.

OF COURSE I WASN'T!!! I'M BEING BLACKMAILED! NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT'LL BE A BOMB!!! #omg #jaiisgonnadie #help

Yeah, sure.

Wait. How did that even get past the mail inspection? #wut #itwaspoo

Apparently they must not be very thorough at the tamagotchi post office.

This is unacceptable. We must take this to the King!! #protest #nomorepoomail2014 #stopthepoo

Um.. yeah good luck with that.

We must make signs! We must spread the word!! We must march to the palace!!! #jointhefight #marchtothepalace

Yeah okay I'm just going to get off now.

*LOUD PARTY NOISES*

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamastar133 for liking posts!

Jai is still crackertchi since they don't evolve into adults until age 3 on the v4.5.

~Photos~

Today he honestly didn't do much.

Are you kidding! I did lots of stuff! I created my Tamagram and I've already got 200 followers!
Really? How did you get them so fast?!
Because I'm fabulous!

Yeahh sure.

Don't yeahh sure me!

Your poor followers. I feel bad for them.

Feel bad?! They absolutely love me!
Oh yeah? Prove it.

*shows noodle tPhone* Jaifan4life: OMGOTCHI! Jai is my king! #jai4evr

You probably made that account yourself.

Why would I do that?!
Nevermind. Let's just get to the photos, okay?

Fine. *goes back to tPhone*



This morning I caught Jai brushing his teeth. I didn't know you had teeth, Jai.

Of course I do! And they're totally fabulous! *takes selfie of teeth*

Ew, disgusting! Are you seriously going to post that?

Just did. Already have 46 likes.

Ugh, who would want to see that?

Ooh look a comment! Jaiisking99 says: OMG Jai's teeth r #scute!

Tamagotchis are weird. Anyway, pretty much the only other thing Jai did today is try his hand at gardening because I found two plants in his inventory.



The first one went well! He got some Gotchipoints. I wish I got money from plants.

You're not fabulous enough Noodle.

Thanks. He tried the other plant...



Which didn't go too well.

That stupid plant face was such a hater. Doesn't he know who I am?!

Haters gonna hate.

Not if I have anything to say about it! #plantface #plantfacesgonnahatejaigonnaskate

Let's just end this post here, alright?

Wait.

Wait for what?

First, let me take a selfie.

That's it we are getting off right now.

*takes self-

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi!

Jai just evolved into... *drumroll please*

DANNANAANNANANNNANANANANANNANANAANANNAnNNannannan

a matsuritchi!

That's disappointing.

What? How is you evolving disappointing? That should be exciting!
Well ya, but I was hoping to turn into something cooler.

Come on. An owl with a headband and a coat. How is that not cool?

Have you read my bio on the wiki?

No... let me find it.. "As said by BanDai on the v4 TamaTown, "Matsuritchi: This Tamagotchi prefers traditional Japanese style, though he desperately longs to be a member of the in-crowd."

WHAT DO THEY KNOW!?!??!?! I AM TOTALLY A MEMBER OF THE IN-CROWD!

Um... they don't mean that for all matsuritchis! Maybe you're the exception!

THE EXCEPTION?! I AM THE EXCEPTION TO THE EXCEPTION!!! #exception

Alrighty then. Moving on to

~Photos~





Jai is actually pretty cute in the close-ups.

PRETTY CUTE I AM THE CUTE OF CUTE #cute

That didn't even make any sense.

#dontcare

Are you ready to travel back in time?

#waitwhat I didn't know humans had such a power! In fact, I didn't know humans had any powers!

Thanks a lot.

#sorry #notsorry Okay let's time travel how are we going to do it?

By posting some photos I forgot to post yesterday!!
You are so lame Noodle. So. Lame.



Teenage Jai graduating ceremoniously from pre-school by screaming at his teacher and chose his new teacher, Mr.Turtlepedia.

#chickenburger

What.

#nothing



And last but not least, Jai in the bath.

HEY DON'T POST THAT

Hehehhehe too bad

NONONONONONO THAT'S ILLEGAL PROBABLY MAYBE

Bye! Thanks for reading! Have a good day!

NOODLE DELETE THAT OFF OF THE FACE OF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW DON'T YOU DARE CLICK PO-

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi guys! Sorry I haven't posted in a couple days because i am a horrible liar because life. Anyways, I am back now so yeah.

Jai is still with us. He is currently 5 years old so he will be getting married tomorrow!

Yes finally! All the ladies will be fighting over me!! Yaaas! #jaiishot #mwah

Just stop.

#no #notachance

~Photos~

I don't have many photos but I do have a few of him getting his job.

WHICH I HATE #BTW

Also, I'm so so sorry for the enormous size of these photos! I'm on my laptop where I don't have the program I usually use to resize so they'll be huge and probably crappy looking! Sorry!



Here's Jai graduating from high school or whatever this was.

It was Jai school because I ruled the school. #jairules



Out of the many job options we were offered, I thought the occupation of a pre school teacher fit Jai best.

AND YOU ARE SO WRONG


Luckily, the judges accepted him! ^_^

NO NOT LUCKILY AT ALL

I don't have any pictures of the game for his job yet, but I'll try to take some tomorrow. If anyone can give me detailed instructions on how to play the game for the preschool teacher please leave me a comment or send me a PM because I have NEVER been able to figure it out!

Pff noodle you're stupid it's just counting kids on the bus

Yeah okay well I count them perfectly and it says I'm wrong

Well apparently you can't count. #noodleisdumblol

Mmhmm the honors math student who can't count alright

#whateva #letsendthisposthere

#okay

#noodledidyoujustuseahashtag #yourenotcoolenoughtousehashtags

# <_<

#NOODLESTAHP #BYE

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey!

Jai got married today to an ura yattatchi and had a son, Greyson.

My son is faboo

What's a faboo daddy?

It's me.

Wait so that means I'm you

No

Then what does it mean

#nevermind #kidsthesedays

wut

Um anyway

~Photos~



Around 3:00 PM today, the matchmaker came to visit Jai.

That's so creepy like how did she get into my house she just goes around and brings random strangers and tells you to marry them what

Well, you didn't refuse her offer..

#sowhat #creepy



The matchmaker brought an ura yattatchi which I thought was interesting since Mikan was the first tama on this log and a v4.5 so yeah.

SHE'S SO HOT #wife #hottie #cutie #bae

Daddy what is a #

You shall learn son #learningstuffyea



There was a fireworks show and then bam! Greyson appeared.

Hey that's me!
Yas it is u son #myson

I am... #faboo?

gasp #soproud #chipofftheyoungandfabulousblock #mybabyisfaboo #faboo

Sorry this post was kind of short but it's late and yeah. Thanks for reading!
Bye!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey guys! Sorry for not updating yesterday but pretty much nothing happened with Jai and Greyson yesterday anyways so it doesn't really matter too much.

Greyson is all alone now. He is currently a kuchitamatchi.

~Photos~



As I said, this morning I found Greyson all alone.

Ugh I'm so little and blobby.

That was literally this morning.

I've changed a lot in that time. I've become a better person.

Uh o-kay?



Anyways after an hour of me neglecting him because i was playing sims oops caring for him diligently, he evolved into a kuchitamatchi.

See? Look at me now. I'm a better person.

You're still a blob.

Yes, but I have lips. Having lips makes a world of difference.

That's all the pictures I have of Greyson, but I do have some that I didn't post from the time that Jai was with him so I might as well post those.

Yay we get to see photos of my daddy!


There they are asleep together. How cute.

Aw I miss my daddy.



Here Jai is wearing the cap item that actually turned into more of a mask on him.

Pff he looks awkward.

Indeed he does.



Here's Jai looking at a ring that the King sent him for reasons unbeknownst to us.

That is a large ring. You could use it as a hula hoop! If you're a tamagotchi, of course.



Here's Jai wearing a... shall we say... unique wig.

Hehehehe because he was bald before.

Now that you mention it he kind of was. Moving on, I noticed we had a couple plane tickets in our items, which were probably gifts from the king. We had one for Canada and for New York. Jai decided to take Greyson to New York.



The plane took off with an earsplittingly loud and pitchy beep. Seriously though, my cat flipped out when it played.

Ooh I remember going on that plane ride! It was sooooo cool!!!


And here they are in New York looking at some skyscrapers or something.

Hey look it's daddy's backpack! He keeps all his selfies in there!

Really?

Yeah! He has this little polaroid camera and he takes selfies every 5 minutes!

Wow. Just wow. Anyway, that's all for today! Thank you for reading and we'll see you all next time!
Toodle-ooo!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks to tamaninjacat, tamastar133, and Tamacass for liking posts!

Greyson is a... *goes to look up character chart* daiyatchi! He should be evolving tomorrow, by the way.

~Photos~



There he is, a very sparkly diamond with legs.

Behold my sparkles behold my sparkles behold my sparkles behold my sparkles behold my sparkles behold my sparkles behold my sparkles behold my sparkles behold my sparkles

Yeah okay I'm pretty sure they get it.

Who's they?

The readers. Duh.

GASP! PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ THIS?!

Of course! Why else do you think this log has *goes to check* 16,967 views?

Oh. I thought that was you reading your own posts.

What? Why would I read my own posts 16,967 times?

Because you're a loser.

Hey do not get sassy like your dad.

Noodle, I'm a teenager. I'm bound to go through a rebellious stage.

Okay, fine. Just please don't start talking in hashtags.

Don't worry, I won't. That was annoying.

Wow, you actually agree with me?

Yes. I called Jai up on the phone this morning and he was watching the FIFA World Cup while he talked to me so he was hashtagging through the whole conversation.

That must have been painful.

It was.

Anyway, a few more photos:



Greyson brushing his teeth. He looks so happy. I've never seen someone so joyful while they were brushing their teeth.

What? Some people aren't joyful while brushing their teeth? How could they not be? It's a wonderful sensation! I love it and I would do it all day if I could!
You're obsessed with brushing your teeth. Okay. (I've never had a normal tamagotchi have I)



And lastly Greyson crying. Was it because you weren't brushing your teeth?

No, it was because I was rooting for Honduras in the World Cup and they lost and my dad was screaming "#INYOURFACELOSER" in my ear through the phone because he was rooting for France.

Oh. Well it's a good thing I praised you then.

Yes.

We have to end this post here. Thank you so much for reading and for sticking with us for so long! Have a great day!

Bye friends!

 

[Tamacass]

When I was reading through this page, I cracked up laughing.

#THISLOGISSOOOHILARIOUS

Sorry Greyson don't go rage on meeee

Anyway, this log really makes my day, it's so LEGENDARY!!!