The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello people of the world. Sheldon evolved into a Kilalatchi or whatever, same character I always get. He's currently paused at the moment. But there is much more important news today. Guess what came in my mailbox?

A fried chicken?

Scooby Doo Collector Glasses?

Cheese Its?

No. This:

WOOO!!!~~~ ^_^ Earlier than I expected. It was supposed to show up on like Friday. So, after a panic of finding nothing but old dead tama batteries in our drawer, and after giving up all hope, I looked at the packaging and noticed a little folded piece of paper. I unfolded it and it was a battery taped to the paper with writing in red pen, reading "new battery". SO THANK YOU PERSON!!!!! I put in in quickly and set everything up. I saw an egg.

Which soon hatched into...

Which I named....

(In case you can't see, that's Brian.) I fed him and played the music note game with him a few times, which by the way is addictingly fun, did this for a while until Brian got tired and decided to catch some Zs.

Soon after his nap, he evolved into this thing:

Which I'm not sure exactly what it's called, but it's cute. Oh my gosh I just saw him rolling!!!!!!! AWWWWWW

What's so cute?

You!!! SQUEEE!!!!!

Who are these other people?

I'm Christine! I like Chinese noodles and mint Pocky, which I think I have mentioned before. Just you weren't here.

And I am Bat-Man. I'm awesome. No offense to you or anything, but I play the keyboard and that's coool.

Basically, he's just stuck up.

Am not!

And I am Sheldon. I'm going to become a Mametchi if Noodle can get my training points up enough! *glare*

Sorry... you're hard to catch! And I was kind of ignoring you today and making little stuffed things with felt.

I know! It says-

No. Just don't even try.

And who's Noodle?

That would be me, the person who bought you with my own money and grabbed you off e-bay at the very last second.

Oh. Well thank you.

What did I just hear? A tamagotchi being grateful to me? This must be a dream!

Only for now. *evil grin*

Yes, yes. He'll soon change. *eviler grin*

Yes, for he is only a little toddler and does not know better. *evilest grin*

I like cheese. *cheesy grin*

You guys are just horrible. So, as promised, it's time for an art tutorial! Read the next post for it!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

How to draw a manga style cat in just 8 steps but one doesn't even count because you're not actually drawing you're just getting some paper and a pencil.

Best title ever, right? xD Okay.

Step 1:

Get some paper and a pencil. It can be notebook paper, scratch paper, whatever. Mechanical pencil, regular, whatever you like to use. Just make sure it has a good eraser in case you need it.

Step 2:

Start with drawing the cat's head. Basically, two triangles with curved lines going down from them with another line connecting them at the top of the head. Also add little tiny pointed triangles under the ears and the lines going from the ears for tufts of fur sticking out.

Step 3:

Now for the face. Draw the outline of the eyes, two ovals. For a nose, draw a small triangle. Going out from the triangle draw two curved lines. Connect a "U" in the middle of the curved lines to make the mouth.

Step 4:

The eyes, one of the most important parts of manga style drawings. In your oval, draw a circle in the top right corner. Then, draw a smaller circle in the bottom left corner. Then draw a long "U" shape at the bottom of your oval. Shade in the rest of the eye. Do the same for the other eye.

Step 5:

You probably can't see this that well in the picture, but make a little cluster of dots under the eyes. Coming out from the dots, draw three long curved lines for whiskers. Draw some more curved lines where you put your tufts of fur at the corners of the kitty's face. This kitty is one of those cats that actually doesn't mind wearing a collar (unlike all my cats. ) , so draw a rectangle and a circle underneath it to make the collar around its neck. Draw two long curved lines coming out from the collar to make the body.

Step 6:

Now for the more tricky part, which is going to be kind of hard to explain, so bear with me. For the arms, draw a slanted line a little underneath the collar. When you think it is long enough for an arm, make a curved line and then connect it with a straight line on the bottom, making a paw. (hope that made sense) Draw three little lines to represent claws, then go back up with another long slanted line, finishing the arm. Do the same for your other arm. For feet, draw an oval that opens to the body. Draw a smaller oval inside it with three little circles for paw-pads. Draw a line coming from the oval to make a leg. Do the same for the other leg. Connect everything at the bottom with lines. For the kitty's tail, make a long oval without a round bottom attached to the cat's right side.

Step 7:

Now to add some finishing touches. On the chest, draw some spiked lines to make another tuft of fur. Just for fun, make up a name for your cat and write it on the collar. Draw a speech bubble above the head saying meow or something like that, and draw a cute background with cat related stuff. I did fishes.

Step 8:

Last, color to your liking.

Well, hope you enjoyed that tutorial. PM me if you're having trouble or have any questions. I'll be running my v3 unpaused for a little, so Brian should evolve tomorrow. See you then!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello everyone.. thank you for over 2,900 views. I have no idea when Brian will evolve. He's still whatever he is. I also have Christine unpaused so she'll turn into an adult soon. sighggghhhhhhhh Um. Soooooooooo today Christine and Brian connected and had a little bread eating contest. Christine won. No photos of that.

Bleh. I would have won if.... uh... my... tongue wasn't twisted! Yeah! I was saying a tongue twister right before that!

Psshhaa, excuses, excuses. I'm a natural at bread eating.

No. You're just a pig.

Oh no he didn't.

BURRRNNNNN

Yeah? Well... well... you look like a rain drop crossed with a potato!

...

Insults aren't really your strongest thing, are they?

Um. Well, you have big lips!

Hey, dude. These lips are more than just lips. They are chapstick slathered, bread smacking, yellow lips.

That reminds me of my new product. Ahem. Are you a member of the Patchi family? Then you know how painful chapped lips can be, especially when you have giant ones. That's why you need Kuchi Stick, the new lip balm designed especially for tamas with big lips. Available in a variety of colors and flavors. Buy yours today!

Are you done there?

Yeah.

Okay. Not many photos today, except for this little animation that I JUST LOVE SOOOOO MUCH!!!!

I love it when he rolls!~~ <3 Um.. and before I go, I'd like to show you these little stuffed toys that I stitched with felt. So, see you tomorrow, please PM us with comments, questions, suggestions, support, awesomeness-

OR IF YOU WANNA ORDER KUCHI STICK

and have a good day!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey. So, Brian did evolve. Into what looks to me like a tamatchi with hair. O_O I know, I know nothing about v3 characters' names. Here he is anyway.

He also took a bath.

That's really all the photos because he really doesn't do much. No cute animations or anything.

Uh... I have hair. That's awesome, right?

You're not the only one with hair. I have hair too, buddy.

I don't. I've got big lips though.

I have... um... I don't know if that's a hat or what. :/

Sigh I don't have any ideas anymore.... -.- writers block. If you have any ideas you would like to see in this log, please PM us and you shall be credited. Today's idea... um um um ummm...

I have an idea! How about we read books-

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Obviously, Christine doesn't want to read.

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Um. Yeah. Sooooooo we can.... climb palm trees.

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesy yes yes yesy

I don't see what was wrong with reading. Besides, what's the point of climbing palm trees?

Oh, but these are no ordinary palm trees. They come from Cucumber Nose Island, where the tallest palm trees grow. They are also inhabited with mini chickens. And, the best part is that if you reach the top, you can collect some of the most delicious chocolate in the world, which grows on these trees.

YUM LET'S GO!!!!!!

I'M GONNA GET TO THE TOP FIRST!!!! WOOO *starts climbing*

Hey Christine. How are you going to climb when you don't have arms?

Oh shoot. *falls* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Good thing there was a bed of wild Jell-O growing there to break your fall. ^_^

I do not have arms either, but I know how to climb! *bites tree* YUCK YUCK YUCK THIS TASTES DISGUSTING BLEAUGH PBBHHTT *slides down tree again*

Then I shall climb to the top! I have arms and legs. Wa ha ha! *starts climbing* This is a piece of cake. I can't believe you people can't- *falls* WAAUUGHHAAA what was that something pushed me!

The mini chickens are very protective of their home and will peck anyone who tries to climb up.

They're so tiny but peck so hard!

I can jump up to get the chocolate! *jumps*

... <_< you only jumped about 3 inches.

FAIL.

Aww..... I guess none of us are able to get the chocolate.

Do not fret! I shall get the scrumptious chocolate for you!

Pierre!

LLAMAAAAAAAAAAA POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *zaps chocolate with laser beams from his hooves*

WHOAAA!!!!!!

I knew these laser beams would come in handy for something.

You're awesome!

Now everybody, dig in!

YAAYY

Thank you for reading this random post! Please PM us with comments or ideas! See you tomorrow!

Bleaugh. None of the chocolate tastes right after I bit that tree.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello~~ Brian's due to evolve into an adult any minute now... he seems to like to evolve around the same time that he was born. Anyway, paused my v4.5 because I was getting annoyed by her, ran Sheldon so he could evolve and he did. Into this.

-.- Kuromametchi. I really thought I had all the stuff I needed to get Mametchi. >:/ Full training, full friendship, everything. Oh well.

I am the mighty Kuromametchi. Hear me roar. Um. Roar?

He looks like he has an evil grin in that picture.

Yeah, like he's plotting something dastardly.

Wahaha! Little do they know that I am planning to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

We do now.

Oh shoot. I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

Anyway, don't I have a much nicer close-up?

See? A pretty smile.

No. Stop. You're too smiley for it being so close to school starting up again. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT I HAVE TWO MORE DAYS OF FREEDOM UIGADUIGFOHGOTEIOGAIUGSDSDKADSDKKOHIOKFHIEOFEBGUFHOIEU siggghhhhhhhhhhhhh okay end of panic. And now for coverage of today's bread eating contest that took place today. I'm your announcer, Noodle, bringing you the play by play.

Okay. Here we are, standing by....

And they're off!

The athletes munch on the bread endlessly, eating each loaf in only three bites! Wow, what a competition! And the final results! Brian falls flat on his face just before eating the last loaf of bread needed to win (xD) and so Christine is the victor! And we don't have photos of this because my camera was falling asleep because I hadn't pressed a button in a few seconds and therefore when I tried to take a picture the moment had passed. <-- run on sentence.

I wanna evolve nowwwww

I want you to evolve too. I want kuchipatchi!!! I've never had him before and I really like him. :<

OMIGOSH MY CHEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Christine?

Her cheese?

*walks into kitchen* Christine, what now? Did you set fire to ice again?

Fire to ice? How?

Believe me, if anyone can do it, she can.

NOODLE!!! HELP MEE!!!! I WANTED TO EAT SOME CHEESE SO I GRABBED A CHEESESTICK AND ALL THE SUDDEN IT VANISHED INTO THIN AIR!!!

Are you sure?

YES!!! I KNOW IT!!

*looks in fridge* Hey! Noodle, all the cheese in our cheese drawer is gone!

*looks in oven* And the mozzerella cheese sticks I was heating up in the oven.... the cheese in the middle is gone! It's just the breading!

Say, where's Sheldon?

Hmm... something smells fishy about this. So,

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I stitched a plush frog yesterday.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is London. Please PM us all with comments and suggestions, and have a good day!

Psst hey people! *whispers* yes, read this tiny text right here! Can you see it? Okay, good. If not put on your glasses. Or get a magnifying glass. Or go get a slice of swiss cheese and look through the holes. It actually works really well, surprisingly. Anyway, just so you know, I made the cheese disappear! It's all part of my plan for world domination!

Sheldon? What are you whispering to the people out there?

Oh, nothing. *EVIL GRIN*

What did you say?

Go get a slice of swiss cheese and figure it out.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey. Brian. Does. Not. Want. To. Evolve. It's really driving me crazy now. He turned 3 late last evening and so I expected him to evolve some time today. But he hasn't. Maybe 3 isn't the age where they turn into an adult? I don't know. :/

Maybe I like having hair. Because if I evolved then I wouldn't have hair anymore.

You know, you might still evolve into a character with hair.

He could, but I want kuchipatchi.

Yeah, but then I wouldn't have hair!

You could always get a wig or something.

Hey! Great idea! Come on everyone! Let's go to the wig store! *drags everyone to wig store*

Hello! Welcome to Wigs R Us! Can I help you?

SNORK ISAAC NEWTON LIKED CHEESE wha? I just woke up.... why are we in a wig store? O_O

Yes, you can help me. I am looking for a perfect wig.

Well then we'll just have to measure you. *gets out measuring tape*

Wow, look at all these wigs.

Ooh, a clown wig. Rainbow.

Hey! Wait just a second. You already have hair! You don't even need a wig!

Yes, well, I am going to evolve and then I might not have hair so-

ADUSGSUOGUAIR HE'S EVOLVING RIGHT NOW!!!!! He's.. I have no idea. He's got big ears and a tail. I'll pause him for the moment.

Hey. Where did your hair go?

Oh, yes, well, I just evolved.

Okay. Brian's growth thus far: Teletchi-->Mizutamatchi-->Obotchi-->Pyonkotchi. He's actually pretty cute. <3

AM NOT!

It could have been worse. You could have evolved into MEMETCHI.

True. Very true.

Very very very true.

Truest thing in the world.

Boy... Memetchi. Even scarier than Celebtchi. *shudders*

Um... excuse me, sir? Do you mean to say that you just went bald right before my eyes?

No! I evolved! Don't you know anything about tamagotchis?!

Yes, I like meatball sandwiches.

ARGH! GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED!

I don't have my scarves pecked, sir.

With all due respect, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!

I am not a little bite.

Just get me an afro and I'm outta here.

You want a baffle?

ARGH! *grabs afro* YES I WOULD LIKE TO BUY THIS!!

Okay. That will be 9.99.

Here thank you goodbye.

Sir, we are carrying a hair restoring product and have a special sale on it today!

I AM NOT BALD!!!! *RUNS AWAY*

Nice afro.

Thank you.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is aagaghaghaghagahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahaghaghagha.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is aagaghaghaghagahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahaghaghagha. Please PM us with comments or suggestions, and have a nice day.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi..... SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW CAN THIS BE THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER SIUGSAUIGUAGUAIGUIFRWUTRFIR MY FREEDOM IS GONE AND NOW SCHOOL IS GOING TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY LIFE AGAIN AND MY LIPS ARE SO CHAPPED THAT THEY'RE BLEEDING EVERY SINGLE TIME I OPEN MY MOUTH waahhaaahhaaaaaa >.<

It's okay Noodle.

sniff. Really?

Yeah. I mean, we can take control of the log for you now and-

NO. I'll still be able to post, just they won't be as long during the weekdays. And it shouldn't be too bad for the first week or so. And then they'll start piling on homework and all that. And of course I have to get stuck in classes with the most gossipy and annoying girls ever. "OH DID YOU SEE MY NAILS OMG THEY'RE LIKE TOTALLY COOL I KNOW RIGHT LADEEEDAA." Okay. I know you really don't want to just read me complain about my life right now, so let's try to come up with some sort of storyline for todays post. Go, Noodle! Um. Yay.

Excuse me.

But did you say that your lips were chapped?

Yes. Extremely.

Well I think that we may be able to help. We are the the 3 mad scientists! And we shall come up with a solution to your chapped lips!

Oh yes!

Oh no.

Come, fellow scientists! Let us begin working!

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I already am. So! Random pictures of not tamas! I feel like this:

https://www.fantasyanime.com/sailormoon/smchar_moon021.jpg

And also this:

https://www.fantasyanime.com/sailormoon/smchar_moon014.jpg

This too:

https://www.fantasyanime.com/sailormoon/smchar_group068.jpg

And This:

https://www.fantasyanime.com/sailormoon/smchar_group094.jpg

And most of all, this:

https://www.fantasyanime.com/sailormoon/smchar_group088.jpg

Okay! Our formula is complete! I present to you, Stick of Awesomeness!

It has a little smiley face on the tube. So you know it's good.

Okay. *applies stick* AAAAGGGGHHHH BURNING AGHAIWHGRGUFSBJUBUCIOR EEEEEKKKKKKK WHAT IN TE THE WORLD DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!

Just medicated Chapstick, Blistex, Carmex, lemon juice, salt, and chili sauce.

O_O AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HELP?!

The burning means that it is working.

Ahahahahaa... well, please PM us with comments and such, and have a good day! Farewell for now!

https://www.fantasyanime.com/sailormoon/smchar_venus001.jpg

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Sigh. Hello, world. THANKS FOR 3,000 views!!!! Thank you to everyone who's helped support me so that we can make it this far, including kuchipatchi.is.blue55, ayan300, tamacake, and many many more people that I cannot remember the names of! Woo. Bleaugh the first day of school has to be 115 degrees F. I'm dying here.

I'll be your secretary. *takes out a notepad and pencil* Dictate.

Okay. Ahem. Dear Sun, Please stop shining for a little bit. PLEASSSEEEEEEE?????!!!! Your friend, Noodle.

Okay.

Now. Dear School, You should be canceled because it is too hot to do anything. Sincerely, Noodle.

Got that.

Dear Popsicles, YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME AND HELPFUL INVENTIONS EVER CREATED!!!! Much thanks, Noodle.

All right.

Oh Noodle, the house is so quiet when you are away.

Yeah. It's so lonely and boring.

We had to talk to your fish.

Oh? What'd he say?

He is actually very interesting. Did you know that he comes from Britain?

No. I thought he came from Pet-Co. Anyway, thank you for reading this short post because I have to go to dinner now. Please PM us and all that, and I will hopefully see you tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey! I survived my second day of school, I guess. Well, I'm typing this post, so I guess you can call that surviving, right? xD So... I will probably have lots of tama photos up tomorrow. I need to get more v3 photos. I'll try to catch a closeup of Brian if I can get home by 3:30 tomorrow. Or maybe I'll catch him today. ^_^ We shall see. Yes, I finally learned that v3s only do closeups and stuff at certain times. I feel clueless at times. I also got lots of items that I couldn't use before, so look forward to pictures tomorrow!

Of mwah.

Mwah? Why did you say mwah?

heeeeyyy tiny text again! this is another of my like totally evil plans, you know, so like, don't tell anybody. kay?

Gasp! Hey! Brian's gone!

You're mwah

Christine disappeared too!

I'm noticing that people disappear after saying mwaaaah

No! Bri-mwaaahh

Yes! I have finally disposed of them! Now I shall rule this log! So. How ya doin? How's life? Do you like bananas? Do you have a monthly income of peanuts? Nice weather we're having lately, ain't it? Maybe for you. But certainly not here! It's like 115 degrees F here. Too bad Noodle doesn't melt away. Mwaahhahahahahhaahhahahahah Oh shoot. I said the code wor-

Hello there, Sheldon.

We demand an explanation.

Yeah. An exploonbation.

A what?

Sorry! I'm only in preschool and that's a big word waaAHHAHHAHA

Anyway, explain yourself, mister cheezit bootie.

Sigh. Okay, I made this invention for my world domination that whenever I pressed the squeaky cheeseburger dog toy I bought from Pet Smart, it would transport the person talking to a secret prison-

Um... AKA the walk in closet. <_<

Sorry. It's not my fault that you people don't have a dungeon in this house.

Not many people do, actually, mister smarty pants.

Yes yes whatever make fun of the kuromametchi blah blah. Anyway, it would transport them to the ahem let's just call it prison so that I could take over this log! But, unfortunately I forgot that I could transport myself into the prison by saying that word.

Oh, so you just say mwaaahh?

No! Don't say it or it will explode the planet!

...

...

...

...

Um, Sheldon? Nothing's happening.

I meant it could happen, it just... um... didn't this time. haha. But now look what you've done! We're all trapped in this prison forever now!!! WE ARE DOOOMEDDDD

No, actually. We could always just turn the knob. *turns knob* Oh what do you know we escaped.

Grr...

Anyway, see you tomorrow! Please PM us with comments or questions and have a good night!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey everybody! It's.... PHOTO TIME!!!! TGIPT! Thank goodness it's photo time. And also Friday. But yeah. Sooo...

Here is Brian new and improved as a Pyonkotchi, if you call being sooooooo cuuuuuttteee new and improved!!! <3

I DON'T

Caught a closeup yesterday. CUUUUUUUUTTTE NESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ARGH

Don't worry man, be got your back.

We feel your pain, dude.

He then tried on something cool (?), his hat. He like can totally pull it off, dude.

Then his hat flew off.

That's like soooooo not cool, dude.

Awawawawaw um it was the wind! Yeah!

Just so you know, we don't get wind.

Um

Trying another one of his many manly talents, Brian attempts to lift weights! Will he do it?

Yes! Yes he will!

Ohhhh yeaahh look at this I'm ripped baby wooo

*looks at weights* These are plush.

O-O Uh... nooooo they're not....

*reads label* WARNING: THIS IS A TOY. NOT FOR USE FOR ACTUAL WEIGHTLIFTING BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD AND WILL NOT MAKE YOU "RIPPPED". ALL RIGHTS RESERVED CHEESEY CHEZ INTERNATIONAL.

*cries in corner*

Pursuing yet another possible talent, Brian takes out a pencil and decides to draw. What will his masterpiece be?

.... An acorn? O_O;

It's a good acorn but... what the heck?

I'm just not creative, okay?!

Continued

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

down on his luck, none of his careers working out, Brian decided to pursue his singing talent. That's it for photos, but continue reading for our story!

Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for today's awesome story!!!

I love singing. In fact, it is my heart's dream since I was a little baby. Do you mind if I practice?

No no, go ahead.

Why not? If you're good, maybe you can be in my band.

Yes, indeed. Music is often soothing and helps the mind concentrate.

Go ahead.

Okay. *takes deep breath* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LALALALLALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GAK!

MEEP!

OH MY CHICKENY GOODNESS

AGH

*glass breaks* *windows break* *computer screen breaks* *whole earth threatens to split in two*

My eardrums break.

Well? How'd you like it?

Well, um, Brian

You see

It's like this

YOU ARE THE WORST SINGER EVER *echo * ever ever ever ever

GASP I see what you think of me. You know what? I'll show you! I'll enter a singing competition and win first prize! You'll see!

Oh dear. This could be the end of the world as we know it.

Might as well go see him anyway. *everyone goes to singing competition*

Aaaannnd Welcome to the 10,000000000000,000 season of Gotchi Idol! I'm your host, Lala Lovelitchi, bringing you the exciting news of this competition! The contest has finally boiled down to the finish! With only one more contestant to go, fans begin to wonder who is in the lead! Dabooboo Dazzlititchi has a great score, followed by Kuchi Kuchipatchi, and Mootoodle the Makiko!

These contestants sure have weird names.

It's just sad.

Who would name their child Lala?

And now introducing the last entry, Brian Pyonkotchi!!!!!

Ahem. LALALALLALA I LIKED CHEESE BUT THEN A CHILI PEPPER TOOK MY CHEESE AWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY EEEEE AND I CRIED BUT I DIDN'T DIE SO I ATE ORANGE CHICKEN THAT NIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHRRTTTTTT RIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT I SAY LAALALLALALEEE LALALLLOOO BUM DE BUM DAAAA EEEEEEE

Umm... and that brings our contest to a close! Now we will announce our winners!

*walks back and sits with Noodle and the others* Hehn. My best performance yet.

And in third place, we have Dabooboo! In second place, we have Kuchi, and in first place we have Mootoodle! And, our very special award goes to Brian....

OHHH!!!! I TOLD YOU SO! HA

... for being the worst singer in history!!!

O_O NO

And that wraps up our show for tonight! Please PM us with comments and all and have an awesome Friday!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heeey people. I unpaused my v4.5 so she can turn into an adult once and for all. I think I'll have them all evolve into adults and then get married around the same time. If I can manage that. What with school and stuff. Monday is when it's actually gonna begin. Homework the HORROR.

Waaaahaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Oh Brian, it's okay.

What's he sad about?

He's still sad about not winning the singing contest from yesterday.

wwaaaa I'll never be able to find my taleeennntttt

Aha. *evil mad scientist grin* I know just the solution.

Sniff you do?

Oh dear.

Here we go again.

Why certainly, my dear Brian. I created a machine for just such the occasion! It will analyze your hobbies and interests and put them together, resulting in finding the perfect talent for you!

Now, come into my secret laboratory! I shall lead the way.

Where are we going?

Hey. Wait a minute. Your secret laboratory... is the butter container in my refrigerator?!

Oh yes. I use your money to pay for the heating in here. Sure gets chilly sometimes.

HEY!

Anyway Brian, step into this thing here and I shall begin!

That thing looks like a cupcake.

Yes yes yes anyway, Brian, go ahead.

Uh... okay, if you say so Sheldon.. *steps in*

Right boo that here bum that there and done! ENGAGE!!!!!!!!

I can't bear to look!

*comes out dressed in a cupcake costume* I feel... OH MY CHEX MIX.

... a cupcake????

Oh chex mix. I do believe that was my humiliating Halloween costume machine. Oh dearie me.

smirk Isn't it a bit early?

Oh shut up!

And thank you for reading this post! Have a good Saturday night!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Gasp! Another follower! Thanks, bunnychi43!!! Soooo... Christine evolved into Horoyotchi. Dang it. I wanted a different character. ;^; Oh well. I do have some pictures of her, but have not uploaded them yet.

Heeeeyy

Eeeeee big scary creepy monster save meeeeee Noodle!!

Whaaat did you call meee?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um.. don't worry, Bat-Man. She just evolved. Although you have to admit Horoyotchi does look a little weird.

Hey! Well, two can play that game!

Whatever..

I really do not care what she looks like because no matter what character she is she shows up like this thing:

Hey, Christine. What's that you're holding in your hand?

Huh? Oh, it's a glass.

Of what?

Um... *takes a sip* Mmmm! V8!

V8?

Ewwwwww

Isn't that vegetable juice?

Wow, Christine, you actually like that stuff? I thought you were a fussy eater.

MMMMMMM It's soooooo good!!!!!

:/

Perhaps she's drinking the one that tastes like fruit juice but it's really vegetable juice.

Yes yes, Sheldon. That must be it. That's the only way anybody can stand that stuff.

SIPPPP SLUUUURRRRPPPPP MMMMM AAAAHHHH SMACK SMACK SMACK

O_O; Don't you think she's going a bit overboard?

Who knows? And who cares? Anyway, I'm going to go have some milk and cookies. Who's with me?

Ooh I am!

I'm in the mood for an Orange Crush.

Root beer sounds good to me. To the fridge, everybody!

DANANANNANEENANEENADANANANANEENANEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*opens can* Ah, nothing like a nice, fizzy-

*swoops in and grabs root beer out of Noodle's hand* COULDA HAD A V8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! My root beer!

*opens mouth to sip bottle of Crush* aaaa

*grabs Crush* YOU COULDA HAD A V8 TOOOOO

Wha?!

Come, Brian. Now that we have taken a nibble of our cookie, we shall take a sip of milk. (Quoted from Bat-Man's Big Book of Proper Cookie Eatin Cause It's Yummy and You Know It)

Yes, yes, certainly. *picks up milk*

YOU LITTLE BOYS COULDA HAD A V8!!!! *snatches milk*

HEEY

MY MILK!!!

Christine....

Yes?

GIVE US BACK OUR BEVERAGES!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR *throws Twinkies at Christine

No! Not twinkies! Not the enemy of all healthy stuff! Anything but that! Here, you can have you drinks back, but please, no, not thaat!!!! *throws drinks back*

Ha. Mission accomplished.

Not really.

Actually, you just spilled them all over the floor.

...

Hey! So now that our little story is over, who wants to see some random little things that I sewed up today?

Frog! Cute! :3

A tye-dye kitty with a little fish in his mouth.

And last but not least, a kuchipatchi sitting in patchi springs. (AKA the cup holder from Starbucks a couple weeks ago)

Thanks for reading this crazy post please PM us with comments and we'll see you tomorrow!

HEY YOU!!! COULDA HAD A V8!!!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello. Just a reminder to those of you who read this log and have logs of their own: I do not like to see my ideas being used in others logs without my permission. I work really hard trying to squeeze new ideas out of my head every day for the readers to enjoy them. If you really enjoyed an idea and you can think of a way to use it in your own creative way, please run it by me in a PM first and I'll probably be just fine with it. If you did copy something by accident without realizing it, that's okay, as long as you apologize and acknowledge that it came from someone else. I'm not pointing fingers, and those of you who have copied in the past and even recently have been usually really good about apologizing or giving credit. So just keep that in mind, okay?

AND NOW THAT NOODLE IS DONE BEING BORING, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S TIME FOR...... CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS?! THE GAME SHOW WHERE CHICKENS ROAM AND OCTOPUSSES EAT HOT DOGS!!! NOW, INTRODUCING OUR CONTESTANTS!!!!!!!!!! FROM THE V3, BRIAN PYONKOTCHI!!!!!!!

Heeeeyyyyyoooo

FROM THE TAMA-GO, SHELDON KUROMAMETCHI!!!!!!!

Greetings.

AND, FROM THIS HOUSE, NOODLE!!!!!!!!!

Huh?! Whaaat?!

NOW, CONTESTANTS, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS?!

Oooohhh ya.

You bet'cha.

NO

GREAT!!!! NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW HOW CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS WORKS, PIERRE THE LLAMA OF EPICNESS WILL NOW EXPLAIN IT!!!

Okay. To play Chicken or Octopus, you must gdufiiwhriohsaiohaoa, then irhiothoijfgn fikognjfgprhyoivb, and finally you can weutguhisawhgoeuithgiu.

What.

ALRIGHT! NOW IT'S TIME TO START!!! PIERRE, PLEASE START US OFF!!!

Okay! *pushes giant red button and a cage comes out hidden by a blue veil and decorated with Spiderman stickers*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

LISTEN TO OUR AUDIENCE'S APPLAUSE AT THAT WONDERFUL DECORATION!!!!

.... <_<

Now, contestants. What is behind this veil?

Hmm..... *writes down a giant equation on a sheet of paper*

HAARRHHUMMMM...... *sucks on a cherry life saver*

O_O *stares blankly*

And times up! Brian, what do you think is behind this veil?

It would have to be.... a football.

Sheldon? What is your guess?

It's gotta be a football.

What? Why would it be a football when the name of the game is chicken or octopus?!

Noodle? What do you say?

A chicken.

And the correct answer is a football!

WHAAAT??!

Yussss!!!! *high fives Sheldon*

I'm sorry, Noodle, but you got an incorrect answer. And you know what that means, don't you?

No. I really don't.

You shall be attacked by something! Our remaining contestants will have to guess what you will be attacked by! *ties Noodle up*

HEEYY!!! What kind of game show is this?!

All right, Brian and Sheldon. Noodle will be attacked by one thing falling from the sky. What will it be?

A.... mimitchi. :mimitchi: <-- THE MIMITCHI OF DEATH, OF COURSE

..... A football.

Sorry. Neither. SHE WILL BE ATTACKED BY BOTH A CHICKEN AND AN OCTOPUS!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *chicken and octopus falls onto Noodle's head* OWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOW STOP PECKINGGGGGG EWWW SLIMYYYY

AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY FOR CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS!!!!!!! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!!! GOOD NIGHT, NEW YORK

No copying, videotaping, or otherwise distributing this show without permission of the CNLRGSN. (Cheesy Noodle Log Ridiculous Game Show Network.)

*shakes octopus and chicken off* Argh! I'm going to sue you for a million gotchi points!

No suing either.

Aww....

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello everyone! Sorry for not posting yesterday. I was busy with like, you know, homework and all that cool stuff NOT. Thank you to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for her support (chatting about random things with me) and liking that crazy game show post! xD oohhh that was good, I have to admit..

Seee seeeeee that's why we should do this every week! It gets you feedbaaacckkk!!!!!! PM NOODLE FOR YOUR CHANCE TO APPEAR ON THE AWESOMEST EPICEST MOST MEATLOAFY GAME SHOW EVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Yeah... I guess. Somehow you can be a contestant in this crazy thing. Um... I have photos but my computer is being very very extremely slow at the moment so nothing's working very well for me. I hope I can at least post this. :< Now... story story story....

OH MY CHEX MIX

I SEEE A CHEESE ITTT

NO!!! THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!!!!

Oh dearie me. This is such bad news that I must now chug my V8 before the world ends. *chugs*

... what? Over a cheese it?

Oh Noodle, you do not understand what this is. This is no ordinary cheese it....

It only appears once a million years....

OMIGOSH OMIGOSH I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE NOOOOOOOO

This cheeseit....

Oh. That's the one that my cat knocked to the floor. So that's where it went.

ARGH NOODLE!!!!!

What?

We were trying to make a story out of this and you totally ruined it!!!

Well sorry... yeah, I can't really come up with any ideas right now, so I guess this is it for today. See you tomorrow!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Helloo~~ o.o why do some of my photos say "this image is down sorry we're working on it" ?! Weird. So guess what? Bat-Man evolved into Kikitchi YUSSSS PERFECT CARE

Soooo today is the awesomest day ever cause like Noodle is letting us take control for this post YAYUH

Yeah. Cuz I'm like low on ideas and all that.

You know what doesn't make any sense? I'm Bat-Man but I look like a monkey. Shouldn't I be monkey-man?

You cannot change your name.

Wha?

And how do you know dat?

Because I actually got an education unlike you guys.

You only went to preschool and haven't graduated from regular school yet.

It's still an education.

Well well I gotta edumactation too! I went to preschool!

Which was actually just jumping rope with a the pink lady in the tutu.

:l

oH COME ON SHELDON! i THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE!

No.

So you stand for Christine? TRAITOR TO THE BOYS DUDE

No. I stand for the United Cheese of Chezica.

I have an education but I've never heard of that. What is it?

Oh Christine! It is a land located in a tiny corner of Antarctica where all cheeses roam free and hope not to be eaten by penguins! Ah, such a wonderful place!

oh my gosh ain't it the truth waahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sniff sniff

.... <_<

...that's great and all, but what exactly does it have to do with what we're discussing right now?

Just so I don't have to argue or anything. ^_^

Okays. Well anyway, like I was saying, you can't change your name as a tamagotchi. If Noodle types it in, you can't change it.

She's right. It says so in the instruction manual. Once you name your tamagotchi, you cannot change it. Except for me, when I don't actually get a name typed in... which kinda sucks. Who's idea was that, BANDAI?!

Obviously it was Bandai's idea, since you just said it. Which proves that I am still smarter than you.

Well ya know what?! Maybe I can't change my name, but I can get people to call me that, right?

Yeah! He has a point! Say he wanted to start being called Watermelon Head, okay?

Yeah! All I would have to do is say "Hey Christine! Call me Watermelon Head from now on, okay?"

All right, Watermelon Head.

Yeah! See, it's that simple! Wait hey, I didn't mean that...

Mean what, Watermelon Head?

argh

Thanks for reading this post please PM us with comments and stuff and have a good day! Maybe photos tomorrow we shall see.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

TGIF everyone~~ Sooo I have photos!!! Let's get those started, kay? First, v4.5!

So yeah. Christine is Horoyotchi. I wanna call her Berry

Berry?! I am not a strawberry! Nor am a fat little blueberry! Or a raspberry! Or a pookie berry!

We get the pointtt... pookie berry?

A pookie berry is-

Not yet! Save it for the story. I wanna get photos out of the way first.

FAIL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Clumsy.

There was... um... A POOKIE BERRY THERE! AND I TRIPPED ON IT!!!!!

I discovered that she had some plane tickets, so now for Christine's travels!

She had a ticket to Canada and Japan. Both of which she went to. And stared at stuff.

Seriously? If I traveled I would actually DO something, not just stare at it.

Um um um there was a very interesting Pookie berry there that transfixed me! Yeaah!

Anyway, after she came back from both trips, a present showed up and it said...

.... which I haven't even done yet. Oops.

Keep reading for MS photos

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

... that were taken on my homework. Most epic place ever, right? Yeah. I don't have any of him as a Kikitchi yet. Sorry.

So there he is with his big lips as a kuchitamatchi.

.... I sooooo did not look like that.

Hahahahahah pookie berryyyyy

O_O

Playin his keyboard yaa and who wants to know something weird? When the preschool teacher visited she gave him a tamagotchi as a toy. See for yourself.

A tamagotchi playing with a tamagotchi. o.o Kinda weird.

IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL I HAVE A MAMETCHI NAMED BOB

His surprised face. I just think that looks so funny. XD

So. As I was saying, a pookie berry is a berry that is invisible! AND IT EATS YOU&KILLS YOUR POPCORN

....... what

NOOOO UWAAAA MY BANANA FLAVORED POPCORN WILL NEVER BE SAFE AGAIN ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP

Ewwww... banana flavored popcorn?

It's delicious.

YUCK. Movies butter. Nothing else.

I love cheese popcornnn BUT I CAN NEVER FIND IT IN STORES WHY POPCORN GOD WHY?!

bleh.

Anyway a pookie berry is on Noodle's head right now.

she says casually.

What? What's on my AHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOODLE!!!

Is she being attacked by the Pookie Berry?!

Yes. I am afraid so.

What do we do?

The only way to defeat it is to scream "WATERMELON HEAD WATERMELON HEAD BAT-MAN IS A WATERMELON HEAD"

Alright! Let's do it! "WATERMELON HEAD WATERMELON HEAD BAT-MAN IS A WATERMELON HEAD"

AAAHHHHH

... Are you sure that's what we should do?

No. I just wanted to humiliate Bat-Man.

You're mean.

Okay... so then how do we defeat him?

I don't know.

WHAT?! NOW NOODLE WILL DIE NUUUNOOOONOOOOO

Hey guys? What's wrong?

Noodle! You're not dead!

Um.. no.

How did you defeat the pookie berry on your head?

Oh. The thing that was tickling me? After I figured out it was a berry, I ate it. Tasted like popcorn. Whew, that really tickled.

NOW WE KNOW AHAHAHHAHAHA

... ok. So please PM us with questions and comments and watch out for pookie berries!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heeeyyy everybodyyy Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for today's idea!

OH MY GOSH I'M LIKE SOOOOO TOTALLY HAPPY NOW CAUSE I FOUND MY BFF FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I am smart and I like sweet tarts.

What? That doesn't even make any sense.

It's called a rhyme. And also poetry. And I know that because I have-

An education. blah blah blah. That's all you ever talk about. And I'm tired of it.. YOU KNOW WHAT?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *throws block of cheese at Christine*

*is hit in face by cheese* WHAT. OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

I.DID.

Oh yeah? Take..... this! *throws buttered toast at Bat-Man*

WA! *ducks*

ACK! *gets hit by toast* NO. YOU WILL PAY SHELDON!!!!!!!!! *throws potato at Sheldon*

*whacked by potato* I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING BRIANNNNN *chucks subway sandwich at Brian*

CHRISTINE WHY DID YOU THROW THAT *throws cinnamon roll*

STOP IT BAT-MAN *throws giant apple*

GURFWTJOV *throws milk*

BABABABBABABABAB *throws orange*

BGEUWTGUOEBFJJJJ *throws bread*

EYYAYYAYAYAYAY *throws popcorn*

HA *throws eggplant*

HEHEHHEHEHEHHE *throws pork chop*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *throws hamburger*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *throws french fries*

WAAAYAYYAYAYAY *throws giant peach*

BOOOOO *throws chicken fried chicken*

HEYEYYEYE *throws peanut butter*

*throws giant container of Jell-O on all tamas* ENOUGH!!! I hereby declare a peace treaty should be formed. Christine, do you pledge to not be snobby and braggy and annoying about education?

NO.

I still have more of this Jell-O.

STILL NO.

Do you want me to take away.... dundundun YOUR V8?@

NOOOOOO OKAY OKAY I PLEDGE YAYAYAYYAYAY

And Bat-Man, do you pledge to be nice to Christine?

YA

And so there is peace again. Please PM us with comments or anything and have a great night!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello

*typing really really fast*

Meh. Stop it that clacking is getting really annoying.

Get used to it. ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO AWESOME

Noodle. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET HIM GET A LAPTOP

Now he's gonna drive us crazy.

Wellllll I thought it would only be fair since you guys all have oneeee

YAYYAYAYAYYYY TAMABOOK IS SOOOO AWESOME YOU GUYS LOG ON AND CHAT WITH ME AND MY FRIEND LEONARDDDD

Who's Leonard?

DUH DON'T YOU WATCH BIG BANG THEORY BAT-MAN IT'S LIKE SO AWESOME

GASP HE KNOWS A FAMOUS STARRR???!!

Oh. No. Just one of Blue's tamas.

Argh. You always trick me.

WAIT BEFORE WE CONTINUE I FORGOT TO MENTION SOME IMPORTANT NEWWSSS Okay so Bat-Man got his band and I called it the Avengers xD and I'm leaving him on so he will evolve. I'm aiming for Shimashimashiii!!!! OKAY BACK TO THIS THING

ANYWAY FINE COME ON LOG ON PEOPLEEEE

Fine. Just so you'll stop bugging me.

Mmm, all right. I'll get on.

I need to change my profile picture anyway.

4:22 PM Sheldon Kuromametchi Says Hi to Leonard

4:23 PM Christine Horoyotchi Is Online

4:23 PM Brian Pyonkotchi is Online

4:23 PM Bat-Man Kikitchi is Online

4:24 PM Sheldon Kuromametchi HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PEOPLES

4:25 PM Christine Horoyotchi Hi Sheldon

4:27 PM Hey

4:28 PM Hello there Shelly

4:28 PM Don't call me that Brian

4:29 PM LOL Shelly

4:29 PM LOL NO!!!!!! THAT'S NOT LOLABLE CHRISTINE

4:31 PM Says who, Sheldon?

4:31 PM SAYS ME, RULER OF ALL INTERNET! WAHAHAHHA

4:32 @Christine@Brian What a drama queen

4:32 ROFL

4:32 IKR

4:33 Ehem YOU KNOW I HEARD THAT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FUN OF ME DO IT IN A PERSONAL MESSAGE NOT WHERE I CAN SEE IT

4:33 See what I mean?

4:34 OH OH OH THAT IS LIKE SOOOO MEAN

4:35 Jeez Sheldon. Calm down

4:35 We're jk

4:35 OH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM SOOOOOSOOOO UNFRIENDING YOU

4:36 Whoa whoa buddy. That's taking it a little too far

4:36 Yeah, calm down, okay we're sorry

4:36 Oh? Apologizing? Well, that makes you okay.

4:37 But you know what Sheldon...

4:37 WE'RE JK!!!!!!!!!!!

4:37 OH OH OH YOU ARE JUST ASDFGHJKL YOU KNOW NOW I AM BLOCKING YOU

4:38 Noodle has logged on

4:38 Hey. Who's Noodle?

4:39 I am a Tama Book moderator. I think that things have gone too far here and too violent with threatening of blocking and unfriending. I would please ask you to stop.

4:40 Okay... we're sorry

4:40 Hey, how come I haven't seen you around before? What type of tama are you?

4:40 Oh... um... I'm uh a Meloditchi.

4:42 Hey... YOU'RE NOODLE

4:43 Oh, that took so long for you to figure out LOL

4:44 HUMANS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON TAMABOOK LET'S GET HER LEONARD

4:44 SEE YOU TOMORROW EVERYONE PM US WITH COMMENTS AND ALLLLL KAAY byyyeee

4:45 Noodle has logged off