BlueCheeseMonkey~
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Today I had a "lemonade" party! I sent an invitation to each and every tama, with the letter going something like this:
"Come to my lemonade party! Drink all you can! Don't forget to come!", so they all came and that's when the fun begins!! First, I made them all put on blindfolds, then told them we're going to play a little game called "Taste! that! Lemon!". I then peed in their mouths one by one and they all thought it was warm lemon juice!! HA!!! Next, we went to the "lemon" pool!! They all dipped in, but most of them said the pool was smelly and warm, so I just told them "This lemon juice is organic and just like spinach, you hate it but it's good for you!!" So they all thought they would get beautiful glowing skin and they rubbed it all over themselves!! Hehehehehehehheh! Last, I gave them these cute party hat souvenirs! First, I told them to all be in a formation of a line and to stay still no matter what, then I climbed a rope and jumped from head to head, pooping on each of them in the shape of a cone. I kept going, until I jumped to the next head-MEMETCHIS!!! I took a dump on her that was so large that she could never escape!!! Everyone started freaking out, but I tranquilized all of them with tranquilizer darts so they would stop moving!! ^.^. While Memetchi was still stuck in the mountain of poop, I got a wheel barrow and placed the gigantuar pile of poop with Memetchi in it inside it, and I threw it to the river, making sure she would never return!!! This was my plan all along from the start!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *pees*
~Makiko
"Come to my lemonade party! Drink all you can! Don't forget to come!", so they all came and that's when the fun begins!! First, I made them all put on blindfolds, then told them we're going to play a little game called "Taste! that! Lemon!". I then peed in their mouths one by one and they all thought it was warm lemon juice!! HA!!! Next, we went to the "lemon" pool!! They all dipped in, but most of them said the pool was smelly and warm, so I just told them "This lemon juice is organic and just like spinach, you hate it but it's good for you!!" So they all thought they would get beautiful glowing skin and they rubbed it all over themselves!! Hehehehehehehheh! Last, I gave them these cute party hat souvenirs! First, I told them to all be in a formation of a line and to stay still no matter what, then I climbed a rope and jumped from head to head, pooping on each of them in the shape of a cone. I kept going, until I jumped to the next head-MEMETCHIS!!! I took a dump on her that was so large that she could never escape!!! Everyone started freaking out, but I tranquilized all of them with tranquilizer darts so they would stop moving!! ^.^. While Memetchi was still stuck in the mountain of poop, I got a wheel barrow and placed the gigantuar pile of poop with Memetchi in it inside it, and I threw it to the river, making sure she would never return!!! This was my plan all along from the start!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *pees*
~Makiko
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