"Yeah, Himespetchi! Why are you panicking?! Is it because you forgot Make Vampires Scream Cream? Because I totally got that covered! I haven't got any Werewolf Away Spray, though, so if werewolves attack in the middle of the night I guess we're all dead! Maybe your Himespe phone broke? I bet Spaceytchi will be angry with you! I mean your phone is one-of-a-kind! My daddy won't let me have a phone, he says "ooh- you don't need one" and I'm like "but I dooo Daddy" and he's like "no you doooon't b/c I hate youuu" and then I cry and he's all "Stop being silly Coffretchi" and I'm all "OMG I soooo dislike you right now!" and then he gasps and then I flip my hair and walk out the house like a supermodel!" she gasped for air "and then I go and have coffee at the Music Cafe and cry and Patitchis all "aw noo don't cry!" and I'm like "but I gotta cry because I'm sad" and she's like "aw poor coffretchi" and then I like- cry more and she brings me a cake and some tea and then I feel better."