Stupid Phone Calls.

[Surfer_girl]

Oh, I remember this call for a prepaid plan from this Indian guy. XDD

God, I still remember it:

Me: Hello?

Indian: Hello, we are here telling you, you can get 20% off your Optus plan you have now!

Me: o_o we use Telstra, not Optus.

Indian: Oh. Well, would you like to buy a Pre-paid mobile from Optus anyway?

Me: Um.....No thanks, I already got a phone.

Indian: Oh. -Hangs up-

I told that story to my friends in an Indian accent and they cracked up laughing. xD

Oh! I remember this other call I got:

Me: Hello?

Robot: YOU HAVE WON A NEW HAWAII CRUISE! CONGRATULATIONS!

Me: .__. I'm only 11. (This was 2 years ago. xD)

Robot: Press 1 to claim your prize!

Me: I'm only 11.

Robot: -Goes silent- (I think it was expecting me to press something.)

Me: I'M ONLY 11. E-LE-VEN.

Robot: -Pause- You have pressed 3. That is not an answer. Press 1 to claim your prize.

Me: I DIDN'T PRESS ANYTHING...I'm not gonna hang up, even though I don't want the prize.

Robot magically turns into a human: Well, do something!

Me:...So, how are you?

Human: I'm pretty bored. Work sucks.

Me: I can tell.

That conversation went on for quite a while. xD

~SG~

 

[Colortchi]

^ LOL to last story xDDDD

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

Oh, I remember this call for a prepaid plan from this Indian guy. XDD
God, I still remember it:

Me: Hello?

Indian: Hello, we are here telling you, you can get 20% off your Optus plan you have now!

Me: o_o we use Telstra, not Optus.

Indian: Oh. Well, would you like to buy a Pre-paid mobile from Optus anyway?

Me: Um.....No thanks, I already got a phone.

Indian: Oh. -Hangs up-

I told that story to my friends in an Indian accent and they cracked up laughing. xD

Oh! I remember this other call I got:

Me: Hello?

Robot: YOU HAVE WON A NEW HAWAII CRUISE! CONGRATULATIONS!

Me: .__. I'm only 11. (This was 2 years ago. xD)

Robot: Press 1 to claim your prize!

Me: I'm only 11.

Robot: -Goes silent- (I think it was expecting me to press something.)

Me: I'M ONLY 11. E-LE-VEN.

Robot: -Pause- You have pressed 3. That is not an answer. Press 1 to claim your prize.

Me: I DIDN'T PRESS ANYTHING...I'm not gonna hang up, even though I don't want the prize.

Robot magically turns into a human: Well, do something!

Me:...So, how are you?

Human: I'm pretty bored. Work sucks.

Me: I can tell.

That conversation went on for quite a while. xD

~SG~

That's really funny XD

 

[~Wildheart~]

Not that I remember,..but my friend told me this one:
Old Lady: Hello Jennifer and Bob. Call me back. f***! b****! s***!...etc.

And the Old lady kept swearing for over 5 minutes. O.O

That made me laugh so hard.

I get all those "This is the last reminder that the warranty on your vehicle-" *i hang up*. I don't own a vehicle and i get those almost every day :|

I prank call people being random.

 

[Neon Tiger.]

Oh, I remember this call for a prepaid plan from this Indian guy. XDD
God, I still remember it:

Me: Hello?

Indian: Hello, we are here telling you, you can get 20% off your Optus plan you have now!

Me: o_o we use Telstra, not Optus.

Indian: Oh. Well, would you like to buy a Pre-paid mobile from Optus anyway?

Me: Um.....No thanks, I already got a phone.

Indian: Oh. -Hangs up-

I told that story to my friends in an Indian accent and they cracked up laughing. xD

Oh! I remember this other call I got:

Me: Hello?

Robot: YOU HAVE WON A NEW HAWAII CRUISE! CONGRATULATIONS!

Me: .__. I'm only 11. (This was 2 years ago. xD)

Robot: Press 1 to claim your prize!

Me: I'm only 11.

Robot: -Goes silent- (I think it was expecting me to press something.)

Me: I'M ONLY 11. E-LE-VEN.

Robot: -Pause- You have pressed 3. That is not an answer. Press 1 to claim your prize.

Me: I DIDN'T PRESS ANYTHING...I'm not gonna hang up, even though I don't want the prize.

Robot magically turns into a human: Well, do something!

Me:...So, how are you?

Human: I'm pretty bored. Work sucks.

Me: I can tell.

That conversation went on for quite a while. xD

~SG~

Ahahahaha =D

 

[costella]

XD

Once I got out of school one day, so I checked my phone. It said I had a new voice mail. I called my voice mail and listened to it.

Here is how it went.

Person: Yo, this is Rass, call me back.

I saved it. I still have it.

And I was at my friend's house at like, 10 PM last night. I was helping my friend with her mp3. I heard my phone ringing in my pocket. I knew it wasn't my mom or dad because they have different ringtones. I thought it was one of my other friends calling me. It sort of looked like one of my friend's numbers.

Me: -answers phone- Hello?

Dude: Um. Hello. Is this Rick? I need to tell him something about....

Me: -cuts him off- No. You have the wrong number.

XD

I love having a random 7 digit number.

My parents have a 10 digit number. They don't get random phone calls like I do.

 

[fr3dfr3dburg3r]

I just changed my number recently so I've been getting a LOT of wrong-calls from the previous owner's friends.

That happened when I got my cell phone.

 

[nickigi]

This guy would call me on my cell and he would say, Is Carlos there? in a spanish accent and he called me a million times. He would say, Are you sure hes not there? and I would say YES!!! and he said, Okay...Sorry -Hangs up- He texted me in Spanish once too 0_o

 

[crazyy*tama]

I remember this really weird guy kept on calling me and texting me asking for a girl named Jennifer. They also sent me perverted text messages