CherubHorse
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Ok.....I'm obsessed with my Simon the Longcat!
He's a purebred Bombay cat. If you know what Bombays are, you'll know that they are "velcro kitties".....they pick one person in the family that they LOOOOVE, and they absolutely slather them with their love. In my family, I am the "alpha" to Simon. He loves me with all of his heart. If I am on the couch, he's instantly on my lap, purring and kneading and rolling and drooling. If you try to push him off of you, he will INSIST on sitting on your lap. He also hugs you in attempt to stay glued to you. He is the sweetest cat I have ever met, and when I am older and want to adopt a cat (I mean, if Simon passes away by the time I have my own house. We've had him for a year and we don't know his age) I will make SURE I get a black Bombay cat at the shelter....most black cats are part or full Bombay so it shouldn't be that hard. I love Simon so much....
He's Simon the Longcat because he's fully 3 feet from nose to tail. He's a huge cat and deceivingly heavy, and he's just like....jello I guess. He perfectly molds to everything he's on xD
Anyway....
This one goes to the tune of "O Christmas Tree" (I like redoing Christmas songs to Simon's liking)
O Simon Cat
O Simon Cat
I cannot see you
'cause you're black
Why do you roll
and purr and knead?
You are not high on catnip weed.
O Simon Cat
O Simon Cat
I cannot see you
'cause you're black
Why do you smack
Me in the face?
You're winning no
Evolution race.
O Simon Cat
O Simon Cat
I cannot see you
'cause you're black
Why do you
Run away from me?
You are not getting
No Fancy Feast
O Simon Cat
O Simon Cat
I cannot see you
'cause you're black
Aaaand that's all for now, folks.
I shall explain the lyrics.
Ok....the refrain. Simon is black, and he tends to sit in dark hallways. Every night when it's dark I ALWAYS manage to kick him or trip over him because he WILL NOT MOVE even though he sees you there!
Verse 1...
He always acts like he's on catnip when he rolls and purrs and drools and kneads. I can pick him up by his paws and he will just loll around purring...
Verse 2...
He smacks people in the face when he's angry. Thank GAWD we found him declawed....Once my dad was cuddling Simon, and he leaned over and squeezed him, and, like a boxer, Simon reached out his paw and WHAM smacked my dad in the face!!! He's done that to my sister too.
He's "winning no evolution race" because he's acting like a person xD
Verse 3...
When Simon is hungry, he waits at the top of the stairs and MEOWS SO LOUD. Once someone is within 20 feet of him, he gives a meaningful look to you, then darts at top speed at a trot down the stairs so fast it's like someone's tap-dancing. He thinks we'll feed him if he goes to his food dish :3
Now this cat has a ton of character...he's the best kitty I could ever ask for. Also, when I snorgle him I don't get allergies like I do when I snorgle my American Shorthair, Pumpkin.
I have other songs, but I haven't memorized them yet.
I'll post them later ;D
He's a purebred Bombay cat. If you know what Bombays are, you'll know that they are "velcro kitties".....they pick one person in the family that they LOOOOVE, and they absolutely slather them with their love. In my family, I am the "alpha" to Simon. He loves me with all of his heart. If I am on the couch, he's instantly on my lap, purring and kneading and rolling and drooling. If you try to push him off of you, he will INSIST on sitting on your lap. He also hugs you in attempt to stay glued to you. He is the sweetest cat I have ever met, and when I am older and want to adopt a cat (I mean, if Simon passes away by the time I have my own house. We've had him for a year and we don't know his age) I will make SURE I get a black Bombay cat at the shelter....most black cats are part or full Bombay so it shouldn't be that hard. I love Simon so much....
He's Simon the Longcat because he's fully 3 feet from nose to tail. He's a huge cat and deceivingly heavy, and he's just like....jello I guess. He perfectly molds to everything he's on xD
Anyway....
This one goes to the tune of "O Christmas Tree" (I like redoing Christmas songs to Simon's liking)
O Simon Cat
O Simon Cat
I cannot see you
'cause you're black
Why do you roll
and purr and knead?
You are not high on catnip weed.
O Simon Cat
O Simon Cat
I cannot see you
'cause you're black
Why do you smack
Me in the face?
You're winning no
Evolution race.
O Simon Cat
O Simon Cat
I cannot see you
'cause you're black
Why do you
Run away from me?
You are not getting
No Fancy Feast
O Simon Cat
O Simon Cat
I cannot see you
'cause you're black
Aaaand that's all for now, folks.
I shall explain the lyrics.
Ok....the refrain. Simon is black, and he tends to sit in dark hallways. Every night when it's dark I ALWAYS manage to kick him or trip over him because he WILL NOT MOVE even though he sees you there!
Verse 1...
He always acts like he's on catnip when he rolls and purrs and drools and kneads. I can pick him up by his paws and he will just loll around purring...
Verse 2...
He smacks people in the face when he's angry. Thank GAWD we found him declawed....Once my dad was cuddling Simon, and he leaned over and squeezed him, and, like a boxer, Simon reached out his paw and WHAM smacked my dad in the face!!! He's done that to my sister too.
He's "winning no evolution race" because he's acting like a person xD
Verse 3...
When Simon is hungry, he waits at the top of the stairs and MEOWS SO LOUD. Once someone is within 20 feet of him, he gives a meaningful look to you, then darts at top speed at a trot down the stairs so fast it's like someone's tap-dancing. He thinks we'll feed him if he goes to his food dish :3
Now this cat has a ton of character...he's the best kitty I could ever ask for. Also, when I snorgle him I don't get allergies like I do when I snorgle my American Shorthair, Pumpkin.
I have other songs, but I haven't memorized them yet.
I'll post them later ;D
Simon sounds like an adorable cat!
